Leaf Parker
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Joined 07-01-04, id: 622794, Profile Updated: 07-29-09
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About Me:

Lets see:
I'm a GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Okay that one is true.)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I have lots of GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be screwing them all

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a BOOKWORM so I MUST be smart

I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy.

I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be a tomboy.

I am DIFFERENT , so I MUST be a freak.

I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.

I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.

I am the YOUNGEST CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled rotten. (Well kinda.)

I DON'T go to church so I MUST be atheist. (I kinda am though.)

My name is Leaf Parker and I am in no way a stereotype. And you can love me or hate me either way I am still on your mind...

These are my favorite quotes:

Her favorite song will say more about her then her mouth ever will.

Girl: Will you raise me up, will you help me down? Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town? Will you make it all a little less cold?
Meat Loaf: I can do that. Oh I can do that.
Girl: Will you cater to every fantasy I've got? Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot? Hot! Will you take me places I've never known?
Meat Loaf: Now I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost.

My voice has been taken from me. The more I listen, the more I have to say.

I'll try," she said as he walked away. "Try not to lose you."..."I'll be here waiting" tested and secure.

Missing someone isn’t about how long its been since yours seen them last or the amount of time since you’ve talked. Its about that very moment when your doing something and you wish you wish that they were right there with you.

Juliet: Tell me not father, that thou hearest of this unless thou tell me how I may prevent it.
Father: It strains me past the compass of my wits.
Juliet: If in thy wisdom thou canst give no help do thou but call my resolution wise and with this…I'll help it presently!
Father: Hold daughter
Juliet: Be not so long to speak! I LONG TO DIE!

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