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Joined 07-01-04, id: 622917, Profile Updated: 05-29-09
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Peter Pan.

5/29/09 So believe it or not, I finally got another chapter up for Elves Shouldn't Be Allowed. This has to be the longest running fanfic in history. Honestly, I should have given up a long time ago, but I hate to leave something undone. I will try to actually put up a new chapter before we all are in nursing homes. I still have some ideas running around so I'll try and keep them fresh by pounding out one or two more chapters. I have no excuse this summer. All my classes are web so I should be able to have some downtime. Thank you all so much for reviewing and being such loyal readers, Rhov and Kelly (Adlanniel) really appreciate it. :)

5/20/09 I'm awful I know. I finally have time to write so I'm working on Chapter 14. What's disgusting is that some people can whip out five different stories or more in the time I'm trying to finish this one chapter. So to everyone that still cares (I don't blame you in the least if you've left it in disgust) I am still trying to write. We'll see what happens in this chapter. I have no idea, really.

3/24/08 Folks, I have done what was starting to feel like the impossible. I have finished and updated Chapter 13. Now, you can rescind all your threats to my person (including the deathly ones).

1/17/08 Oh, I'm very, very naughty. No I didn't finish the chapter, heck I barely got a look at it in the past ten days. So, before anyone crucifies me in desperation, be reminded that if you do such a thing, there most certainly won't be another chapter, let alone a finish. I beg patience from the blood-thirsty lot and the rather hopeless hopefuls. I have Saturday off, so I'm going to my darndest to get something done after I get back from the caucus. Everyone happy now? Or at least... put warily at ease?

1/08/08 Boy, am just a rotten person or what? I think the first thing I should do is apologize to all those who have faithfully and patiently waited for me to get my rear in gear to at least begin again on writing ESBA. You will all be glad to know that I have plenty of free time since I graduated and my job isn't very time consuming. Therefore, I have absolutely no reason to not write a few more chapters. I'm going to do my darndest to get this story finished (or as close as possible) before I leave for college this autumn. I am working on chapter 13 and should have it finished by the end of this week. Here's hoping!! -dark-elf

11/2/06 Wow! Almost a year since I last updated! Bad, bad, bad me. Anyhow, for those of you who actually read this page, I just wanted to comfort all of you and say that I am currently working on Chapter 12 of ESBA and making some good headway even though I have been shockingly busy with school and work. I swear, I will try to get up a new chapter before December. Keep your fingers crossed!

12/24/05 YES! I have finally gotten up Chapter 9 of ESBA and am thinking about C. 10. I hope you all enjoy and just so you know, MIME is going on sabatical because I have encountered a problem with the paralells between Rhov's story and Kelly's so there might be a drastic change or an undoing of the paralells. MIME is entirely book related while ESBA is sort of both movie and book. So... Oh yeah, I'm thinking about puttin up another Screenplay but I haven't decided on a movie let alone a scene and names. MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone north of the equator and happy summer holidays to you south of the worthy and notable line!

9/08/05 Geez louise! I have not updated in a while but I get the feeling I should tell ya'll a few things. MIME is taking its time and Rhov is not cooperating very well so I have to beat him into submission before I can go any farther. ESBA I haven't even started on the 9th chapter so don't kill me if it takes a while again. This is not Kelly's fault but my darn college homework that has taken a hold of my time so don't beat her up... just Rhov :).

7/04/05 HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOR ALL YOU FELLOW AMERICANS! Ok, now that I have that most honorable info out of the way, on to what all of you want to know. I am so very, very sorry for not updating all my stuff but it's been absolutely crazy around here so I haven't gotten near the computer for weeks. I'll try to start on at least ESBA soon but I'm completely not getting any kind of imagination jolts so we'll see how long this takes. MIME I definitely will be trying to finish.

6/06/05 Sorry about not updating but I'm finally doing it. If you hadn't noticed, I did get the 7th chappy up and will now be taking a long break because my family is moving -do not worry, it'll only be a couple weeks- and I won't have a lot of time for writing. Rest assured, Kelly and Rhov will be getting tortured even more in the upcoming summer.

5/22/05 WooHOO! I finally got the 11th chapter of MIME in and now I can write the 7th chappy of ESBA! YAYAYAYAY! Enjoy people and don't forget to review since that is the only thing that keeps me going. Also, now would be a good time for all the ESBA fans to start reading MIME since it'll be tying in with ESBA alot alot alot... Easy ridin' :)

5/11/01 Okeyday... I actually got the sixth chappy of ESBA but I'm not too happy with it so I might be either taking if off or hurry up and write the 7th chappy. I really don't know which one to do. Also all my MIME fans, I'm brainstorming on the 11th chapter so be patient. :looks down at papers: yeah, anything else...? Nope. Easy ridin' :)

5/7/05 I'm sorry to say, I will be taking Tobacco out for a while but, rest assured, I will be putting it back up. Looking over it today, I decided it needed some major redos and it when i'm done it will go under the name of "The Journeys of an Eccentric Elf". So if you like this story, be sure to look for it under this name in several months. I will have the TTT chapter of it down soon. Easy ridin' :)

5/2/05 I currently am extremely busy with Finals in college and my other stuff so i'm afraid there will be no new updates for a while. However... I have decided to do a TTT chapter for my Lego-satire (Tobacco). I'm halfway through the book so i should be done very, very, soon.

~Here are some of my favorite movies, books, so on and forth...

Bourne Trilogy
Lord of the Rings
John Wayne movies
Quigley Down Under
Almost all musicals
I Am Legend
Spiderman Trilogy
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Star Wars (the original three)
Star Trek IV
Master and Commander
and many, many more...

Books: (Actually, I'm just going to list the author's name most of the time)
Charles Dickens
Brian Jacques
Robert Louis Stevenson
Patrick O'Brien (Master and Commander)
Dragon Knight Series
Louis L'amour
Jane Austen
Stephen Bly
J.R.R. Tolkien
Sherlock Holmes
and billions more...

TV shows:
(the early) Smallville
Kyle XY (minus the teenage angst)
CSI: Las Vegas rules!!

Possibly most of my friends would define me as evil which is VERY unfair. I am extremely evil. A deadly humor that rocks all and sundry and crumbles big egos into dust. :grins most wickedly: I am obsessed with Lord of the Rings but really hate the Mary-Sues that are all over. :bangs head on desk with frustration: I decided to break the mold by writing about Legolas, but putting him in a humorous light that would hopefully scare any girl out of her wits and bring her BACK DOWN TO EARTH! I hope there are many more stories to come. :thinks: Even one about me.

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Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The New Ringbearer by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Well . . . if I give away who the new Ringbearer in the story is, I'll ruin the suspense. But this is funny. Only rated PG for . . . swordfights involving a . . . certain Gondorian and a certain Ranger. And horses almost trampling Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Love Comes Softly by Sache8 reviews
Upon the death of her betrothed, a heartbroken Lothíriel agrees to marry King Éomer for the good of her country. Can true love be found again in the comfort of shared grief and friendship? ÉomerLothíriel LothírielOther
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,791 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Insanity is Fun! by Silverythm reviews
As we all know, girls always fall from the sky and into the lush green lands of middle earth, they fight of the bad guys and fall in love with someone. the end! but..one problem...english did not exist back then...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005
From Normality to Elvenly: The Quest Joined by Aleacus reviews
A girl, visited by the Fellowship, finds herself in an unlikely sequence of events that leads her back to Middle Earth with them, turned into an Elf, and helps the Quest to destroy the One Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Legolas, Haldir
One Fork, Two Fork, Red Fork, Blue Fork by Durhelediel and Layren reviews
Young teenage Qui-Gon is growing rapidly into his arms and legs as a young man and is met with disaster at a formal dinner. Not part of our Endurance series. Completed!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
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Elves Shouldn't Be Allowed reviews
A faulty time machine, a 17 year old girl stuck in an elf's body, and a whole troupe of characters dreading what the new wierdo from Mirkwood's going to do next! Elladan stands in for Orlando Bloom, and Legolas takes a turn as matchmaker for once.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
The Actual Truth About My Travels reviews
Legolas finally reveals what REALLY happened on the quest to Mount Doom. No strange girls were involved, he was actually supposed to be on vacation, and the stupid Ranger kept stealing his pillow!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Oscar Screenplay This Is Not reviews
Ok, my wierdness has risen to a new level! If you wish to see what REALLY happened in the fairy woods, read & REVIEW... Just so you know...
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/13/2005
Mischief in MiddleEarth reviews
A darkelf turns up in Mirkwood and is adopted by Galadriel and becomes good friends with Bilbo Baggins, Strider, Legolas, all the hobbits and of course, Eladan and Elrohir. REVIEW! On probration for I have no idea how long.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,141 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Elrohir, Legolas