Perky-Thief
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Joined 07-01-04, id: 622959, Profile Updated: 07-26-11
Author has written 10 stories for Inuyasha, Greek Mythology, Angel Sanctuary, Fairy Tales, Harry Potter, and Misc. Movies.

Hi Guyz, whatz up? I'm the one and only Perky-Thief! Thanx for taking the time to actually read my profile, though I doubt that it will actually benefit you in life. Okay, um...lets see, what do you want to know about me... Well, I live in New York on Long Island, although the city's fun too! But my most favorite-est thing in the whole wide world is to print out coloring pages off the computer and color them. Yeah, I know, it's kinda dumb, but hey, it's really fun. I recommend that everyone try it; it's a really good stress reliever. (And you won't know until you've tried it, so don't be hypocrites and call me a retard!)

Name: Caitlin ~~ aka.Caity

Age: 20

Emotional Age: 5, (4 when with friends)

Looks: Caucasian, long blonde hair (I act blonde too, teehee), sea-green eyes, average-sized, about 5'3, weight - I'm not telling...the rest is for me to know and you to never find out, hehehe!

Fav. Color(s): Crimson, or Purple...but I look good in Pink

Fav. Food: BEEF STEW ~_~ And Wendy's, but who doesn't? ~_~

Sibling's: Andrew, Midget-Midg. for short- little brother (blech!)

People Say: - That I look most like Quistis out of any other character in the FF Series. (I share the same b-day and blood type too!) Personally, I think I look like Rikku from FFX and FFX-2.

Hobbies: Sleeping, playing on the computer, watching t.v., reading books (Harry Potter), playing video games, coloring and duh... Writing!

Things I Am Not: A prep, a nerd, a dork, a lesbian, a loser, a bitch, a crazy man named Phil, a hypocrite, a weirdo, a slut, a bloody English pig-dog, a circus freak, a dinosaur in disguise, a cat, a homophobic, a midget, a Nazi, and... most importantly: Normal!

Other Friends / People who Scare Me:

Matty-Matt - With a name so nice, you gotta say it twice. Love youuuuu!

Kevin - My boobs are bigger than your boobs! Ha!

Mo-Khan - Please stop texting me during class...

Lauren - I will not skip out on work to go to Six Flags with you...no matter how tempting it is

Lauren (skinny) - I'll always love you...despite how much you look like Skelator

Jen - Bikini Bars...enough said lol

Likes:

~~Final Fantasy~_~VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2~_~ (The others lack in comparison)

~~Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2~~

~~Inuyasha~~

~~Harry Potter~~

~~Angel Sanctuary~~ (Incest isn't my thing, but it works in this...)

~~Princess Monomoke~~

~~Spirited Away~~ (Such an amazing movie)

~~Sailor Moon~~


Fav. Pairings:

~_~ Inuyasha Kagome ~_~ Miroku Sango ~_~ Rin Sesshomaru ~_~ Kagura Sesshomaru - Inuyasha

~_~ Rikku Auron ~_~ Tidus Yuna ~_~ Wakka Lulu ~_~ Paine Nooj - Final Fantasy X-2

~_~ Squall Rinoa - Final Fantasy 8 ~_~ Selphie Zell - Final Fantasy 8 ~_~ Zidane Garnet - Final Fantasy 9

~_~ Harry Ginny ~_~ Hermione Snape ~_~ Ron Luna ~_~ Draco Ginny ~_ ~ Lupin Sirius - Harry Potter

~_~ Serena Darien ~_~ Rei Chad ~_~ Mina Andrew ~_~ Ami Greg ~_~ Lita Ken ~_~ Michelle Hakura ~_~ Serena Seiya ~_~ Ami Taiki ~_~ Mina Yaten - Sailor Moon

~_~ Chihiro Haku - Spirited Away

~_~ Setsuna Sara - Angel Sanctuary

~_~ Sora Kairi - Kingdom Hearts


!~!~!~!~! Sayings in Life That Are Equivilant to God !~!~!~!~!

'What makes the hair on a Troll Doll stand straight up?' - Me

'Never spit into the wind...' - Gail

'What were they thinking when they made M&M's Mini's? Did somebody just bite into an M&M and think, "You know what? I just can't finish this."?' - Anton

'Sexy is not a word that's often ascribed to me. Psycho, now that turns up pretty often.' - Me

'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...' - Monty Python

'I like my stupid hat, for it is warm, yet fluffy.' - Anonymous

'It's just a flesh wound.' - Monty Python

'Rebel against the individualists and follow the trends!' - Me

'It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!' - The Mask

'HEY! I have a permit for that!' - The Mask

'Support Bacteria! They're the only culture some people have.' - Anonymous

'Love is Grand; Divorce is a Hundred Grand.' - Me

'If I had my own band, I'd be the lead Kazoo Player...' - Anton

'If at first you don't succeed... cheat like hell and run for the hills.' - Me

'If I had to do it all over again, I'd kill more people.' - Sign on my Door - Always believe what they tell you!

'We don't need another CD devoted to Billy Joel, we have enough...' - Cranberry

'I like cheese...' - Mary (jEff)

'Neef.' - Mary (jEff)

'You'll never get a quote from me! Ha ha ha... (laughs evily)' - Runa, (little does she know...)

'Oh, you are as cute as a button! Wait, buttons aren't cute?' - Mary (jEff)

'Ohhh, it hurts so good...' - Frank, Lorenz, Kevin

'Oh that felt good...do it again.' - Kevin

'Uh-oh, I think we have to take you back to the Minx Farm for a refund.' - Cranberry

'Don't pet a dog on fire.' - Lauren

'2 much txting makes u a bad splr.' - Outback Steakhouse coaster :)

'If at first you don't suceed, quit.' - Mom

'You only live once, so be skinny so you'll look good now.' - Lauren (skinny)

'Life's a dick so grab on tight and ride the shit outta it!' - Amanda


Enjoy the stories, hope ya like 'em! Please post any reviews for me, they're most welcome! Hey, I even like criticism, but no FLAMERS!

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I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Hole in my soul by Bushesobrandy reviews
COMPLETE! HGSS Hermione has gone back in time and finds out she is stuck in 1977. She gets close SS and realizes her fate was never in 1998 but here with him forever and always. Rated M for adult situations. AU REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,818 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Let It Be Forever by Song Angel reviews
Hermione's life begins to fall apart right before her eyes. When she feels that she can't take anymore, hope comes from an unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,959 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
When The Walls Come Down by Song Angel reviews
Severus Snape has a strange dream and Minerva has a secret. Hermione and Severus get the opportunity to get to know each other in a way neither of them would have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,114 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
In A Different Light by Song Angel reviews
The Sequel to Where Strength Beings. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Snape's apprentice. Their relationship grows as they aid in the search for a way to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/9/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Don't Touch That Dial: 1025 FM is Back! by whoknoez reviews
The longawaited sequel to 102.5 FM! Yay! Set two years after everything that transpired in 102.5 FM, Naraku's still undiscovered, but I have a feeling he won't stay that way for long...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,532 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Forbidden Fruit by Leraiv Snape reviews
COMPLETED! HGRW, HGSS, ADMM. Voldemort and Dumbledore have taken note of the irresistible attraction between Snape and Hermione and both are willing to turn it to their advantage. Part 1 of a 2-part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,160 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Princess in Disguise by shrouded-in-mystery reviews
Retelling of the Grimm's fairy tale. She was once Aella, the most beautiful princess in the world. Now, she is Roughskin, the dirty kitchen maid with an exotic mantle and a knack for fighting with the King, whose arrogance matches her own. Ch. 11 up!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,980 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Restricted Access by secret x reviews
Long awaited sequel to 'Restricted Section! Those of you who read that know what to expect - more humour, angst and of course, sexy Snape! Here things get even more interesting, the twins, Lupin, misunderstandings, jealously and ghostly goings on get thro
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dog Skin by sublimetrickster reviews
Kagome loves her father, King Naraku. Unfortunately, he starts loving her in the wrong way and disguised, she escapes. A kindhearted hanyou prince rescues her, but can he protect her from the darkness that pursues her? A Grimm Fairytale.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,889 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Power Of The Quill by The PinkCorsair reviews
The war between Purebloods and Muggleborns is looming. Pureblood birth rates are at a all time low. A new Marriage Law might save the Wizarding World or plung it into war. Warning. HBP spoiler after ch20.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,478 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
1025 FM by whoknoez reviews
Inuyasha is a shock jock that discusses the most trivial to the most controversial issues. Wildly popular, he is unknown to the public eye. He meets Kagome then starts to report on his own relationship with her over the air... Full summary inside!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,843 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Coyote Ugly by Allison Elder reviews
Hermione Jane Crystal RogersGranger has run away...to America no less. But why? To work at a bar, of course! Or...is that the real reason? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,375 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If The End Comes by Elmo.E.Kazi reviews
PostHogwarts The war takes a dark turn. Rescued from Malfoy Manor by Severus, Hermione works along side her friends to figure a way to win the war while struggling with odd feelings sprouting in her heart. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Snape Chronicles by The Cosmic Castaway reviews
Be careful what you wish for, because it might come true with a few consequences of its own. Rated R for explicit sex scenes. SSHg YOU CAN READ THIS, BUT KNOW THAT I AM NO LONGER UPDATING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,030 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
When the Gods Intervene by ContemporaryManner reviews
When a prophecy predicts that only Hermione and Snape can deflect Voldemort's triumph over Harry, they are forced to experience each other's childhood, adolesence, Snape's twenties and a glimpse into Hermione's future. Time travel SSHG ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,479 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Misery and the Ministry by JustBFree reviews
A 'Marriage Law Challenge' fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,379 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Royal Flush by Alicia Blade reviews
Through a lucky hand of cards, Darien wins Serena as his slave for a week. Can he use the opportunity to win her heart as well? Complete.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,204 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
A Slave of His Heart by Ai No Senshi reviews
Princess Serenity was forced into slavery when the Moon Kingdom fell. For five years she's been locked inside, beaten, tortured, and ripped away from everyone she loves. When she is sold to Prince Endymion, her world begins to change.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,820 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Time Does Not Heal All Wounds by Wendynat reviews
COMPLETE in 18 chapters! Hermione and Snape had a relationship in the past. Now Hermione is married to someone else, and Snape wants her back. Response to WIKTT And Thou Shalt Not... Challenge. Sequel: Some Scars Never Fade now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,211 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Starts in the Past by Freaky-Hobbit 14 reviews
Hermione gets a crush on Snape, which messes up the future. She gets sent back to 1973 to start dating Snape then, so when she gets back to the present, he will hopefully love her. R&R HGSB, HGSS chapter 3 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Winter Heart by Imhilien reviews
At Hermione's last Christmas at Hogwarts, Severus decides to seduce her after an act of kindness on her part to him...(HGSS) (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,295 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Blooming of Nights Fever by Moonstone Tears reviews
A retelling of the Greek Myth of the Lord of the Underworld Hades and Goddess Persephone. *COMPLETE*
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Complete
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A Marriage of Convenience reviews
WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Hermione is affected by Fudge's new law, & now is forced to choose from 3 potential suitors, one of whom is Snape. But thanks to the threats of Malfoy, she can't have the one she wants, or can she? HGSS Not HBP Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,813 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
This Is My Story, Let Me Speak It reviews
Marie Antoinette This is a one-shot consisting of Marie Antoinette's final thoughts as she relives her life on the night before her execution. This is her biography. This is her life. Here her story
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
When Spring Loved Death reviews
This is the tale of a Goddess cheated by fate and laughed at by destiny...or was she? What if it wasn't a cruel twist of fate and Persephone actually enjoyed being with Hades? What if the dice of destiny were rolled in her favor?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Dreams & Beyond
Noreen just thought that she was a simple little girl, she had no idea that there were actually tiny faeries that guarded her dreams each night. But happens when she accidentally meets & befriends one of them? Read to find out!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
My Frog Prince reviews
A new version of The Frog Prince told in first POV. Some twists and changes have occured. Now COMPLETE!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Winter Wonderland reviews
It's Christmas time in the Feudal Era. What will happen when Inuyasha insults Kagome's gift? How will she react? Rated R for some language and sexual content.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Botticelli's Venus reviews
A short poem in response to Botticelli's Birth of Venus in dedication to VenusAphrodite.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
A Sinner's Sanctum
A quick OneShot poem on the feelings of sinners in Angel Sanctuary. Refers to the rapes of innocents by angel's who've rebeled against God.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
High School Life reviews
Another high school fic. Inuyasha moves to Shikon High where he meets the beautiful Kagome, the kind Sango, and the lecherous Miroku. What interesting games and squabbles will occur? Read and find out. Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Hades & Persephone: The Truth of the Pomegranate reviews
This is the REAL story of what transpired between Hades and Persephone, and let me tell you...its not at all how the myth 'claims' it to be. Final Chapter in! Story COMPLETE!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
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