Welcome to Pat's Playroom

"You said you didn't want to see me get hurt;
So you closed your eyes when I needed you most."

Profile Updated on: 3rd September, 2018

Heyyyy you! Yes you!

Reading this right now :)

This is Rice-Ball247, also known as Koibito. A lot of my stories are now seriously old and I probably have no plans to update them, if ever. I want to apologise to everyone who waited and never got the ending they deserved (especially the characters!). So what happened? In a nutshell, around 2011 I got into online gaming. It became quite serious for me. Long story short, I gave up on writing (sadly) and the work that I tried to squeeze out during my uni years just wouldn't make the cut for what I used to publish on this account.

And then I tried to get back into it again, around 2 years ago. As it stands, there are a bunch of unfinished works sitting on my computer which will probably never see the light of day. Seriously bad habit of mine. The works that DO get published, however, will not be published on this account, but rather on my newer account here (Koibito-desu) & AO3: Rice-Ball247 and Koibito247

There will probably be Harry Potter fanfiction there (of the slash variety), but also, fanfiction from games I am currently playing. I've separated the accounts because I believe what I wrote when I was 16 and younger is different from what and how I currently write as a 24 year old. Or maybe I really haven't changed, who knows?

Anyway I didn't have the heart to delete the content on my old profile and leave it bare. So I guess it stays, broken links and all. Call it sentimentality if you will. Take care and hoping to see some of you in future works :)

With love, Koibito xo

Name: Rice-Ball247

Warning: This page is long and rather gay-oriented. If you don't like long profiles, hit the hide profile button. If you don't like homosexuality, hit the back button. Simple, no?

Beta: the awesome sparkleenights (whose name will most likely change again...)

Drarry SIM Story! Warning: contains mpreg and a LOT of fluff!

Poll: --

Fun Corner: (random things that I liked one day but will probably be deleted the next)

Albus Dumbledore tries to like you but doesn't trust something about you.
Lord Voldemort wishes you were on his side.
Minerva McGonagall thinks you are very talented.
Severus Snape is secretly in love with you.
Rubeus Hagrid tries to like you but doesnt really understand you.
Horace Slughorn thinks you are all right.
Sirius Black hates you and doesnt understand why Remus likes you.
Remus Lupin worships the ground you walk on and would do anything to get you to love him back.
Bill Weasley thinks of you as a best friend.
Lucius Malfoy doesnt understand why Voldemort likes you.
Bellatrix Lestrange wants to have you killed.
Peter Pettigrew avoids you at all costs.

Harry: I try and keep away from her...
Ron: Too full of herself... Not to mention, she's a bigger know-it-all than Hermione!
Hermione: I don't like her. She got all O's in her OWL exams... Not fair.
Ginny: Stuck-up, self-centered, and annoying.
Luna: She calls me Loony and says I'm weird...
Cho: All the Slytherin boys like her... WAAAAAHHHHH!! WHY DON'T THEY LIKE ME MORE!?
Draco: We're dating...
Voldemort: Dude, she would make an awesome Death Eater, but she wants to do other things. What-ever...

"It isn't about gay or straight,
Everyone's gay.
It just depends on how much,
You show it."

Couples (I wasn't always into yaoi/slash. Don't be a yaoi-nazi. Support het too!):

Note: In slash/yaoi pairings, I like to have the seme/dominant be the first name, so keep it in mind, unless indicated with a (!)

Panic! At The Disco (!)Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie (Ryden/Rydon/Panic!slash), Jon Walker/Spencer Smith (Joncer)

Vindictus: Kai/Evie, Hurk/Evie

Harry Potter Severus Snape/Harry Potter (SS/HP), Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (DM/HP), Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter (LM/HP), Sirius Black/Harry Potter (SB/HP), Remus Lupin/Harry Potter (RL/HP), James Potter/Harry Potter (JP/HP - Pottercest), Tom Riddle Jr/Harry Potter (TMR/HP), Lucius Malfoy/Draco Malfoy (LM/DM - yes, Malfoycest), any top/bottom!Harry, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

Harry Potter x Twilight: Edward Cullen/Harry Potter, Carlisle Cullen/Harry Potter, Jasper Hale/Harry Potter, Emmett Cullen/Harry Potter, Jacob Black/Harry Potter

Merlin: Arthur/Merlin

Harry Potter x Merlin: Arthur/Harry Potter (reminds me of Draco!)

Twilight: Edward Cullen/Bella Swan

Fall Out Boy: (!)Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump (Peterick), Andy Hurley/Joe Trohman

Simple Plan: Pierre/David

My Chemical Romance: Gerard Way/Mikey Way (Waycest), Gerard Way/Frank Iero

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto (SasuNaru), Gaara/Naruto (GaaNaru), Kakashi/Naruto (KakaNaru), Itachi/Naruto (ItaNaru), Minato/Naruto (MinaNaru - thanks to BlueRedemption!!), Any seme/Naruto uke

Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru & Kagome, Inuyasha & Kagome, Inuyasha & Kikyo (if there is a nice Kikyo invovled AND if there is some SessKag(ome)!)

Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy (mixed them): Riku/Sora, Axel/Roxas, Sora & Kairi, Squall...er Leon & Yuffie, Cloud & Yuffie, Yuna & Tidus, Baralai & Rikku, Wakka & Lulu, Rikku & Gippal, Leon/Cloud/Leon

Yu-Gi-Oh! (not much of a fan of GX):, KaibaYugi, Yami/Yugi, Kaiba/Jounouchi

Other Pairings that may or may not be in my fave list:

Sakura & Syaoran (Card Captor Sakura), Serena & Darien / Usagi & Mamoru (Sailor Moon), Ash & Misty (Pokémon), Ikki & Erika (Medabots), Karin & Ikki (Medabots), Karin & Koji (Medabots), Koji & Erika (Medabots), Koji/Ikki (Medabots - now that I think about this pairing...) and very recently, Henry/Ikki (Medabots).

Why am I keeping this original list of fave couplings? O.o well...if you look closely at the names, you see things like, Ikki & Erika (from Medabots), which are very nostalgic for me, therefore I do not have the heart to delete it from this page... T_T

Draco loves Harry loves Snape loves Harry loves Draco

Things I WON'T read/write (a.k.a. "My Squick List"):

- almost all het. If it's a side-pairing, like Ron/Hermione, fine, but as a main pairing? No. Just... no.
- non-bottom!Harry - I just don't like it.
- fanfiction where 'Harry' is no longer recognisable. On that note, I also hate it very much when people change Harry's name, at the start or middle of their story. I'm sorry if you like it, but I don't. If I wanted to read about 'Jack' or 'Valentino' or 'Raven', or any other non-Harry name out there, I'd search for O.C's. You won't be hearing from me for the remainder of your story, sorry. Come to think of it, don't change his looks too much either! A blond!Harry?! No thanks!
- pretty much any non-Harry-centric fics. While Severus Snape is my favourite character, I favour reading and writing from a Harry point of view. The occasional SB/RL oneshot is okay, but no multi-chaptered fics for me, thanks.
- huge amounts of character bashing - I love all the HP characters, with the exception of Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart and Peter Pettigrew. Even then, those three rarely play major roles in the fics I like to read/write, so I'm not bothered by them at all.

- I don't mind it too much if your story strays from the original plot (mine tend to do that occasionally), but if your summary says that something is going to happen, and then you go on and on and on for yonks about something else? Yeah, count me out. It's usually fics that have more than 50 chapters that freak me out a little. I like to spread myself out over a number of stories at a time. Focusing on one drives me insane. I like oneshots, and stories that are completed in a few chapters.

Otherwise, everything else is free game. Or whatever you call it. I will read and write almost anything, as long as it is specifically bottom!Harry-centric, where there is no change to his name, or appearance, he's just Harry Potter (-Malfoy/-Snape/-Diggory/-Cullen/-etc, etc). I'm a very picky reader but you'll find that there are a lot of stories that suit my tastes quite well.

On a smaller note, I will not be 'copying and pasting' anything into my profile.

Draco loves Harry loves Snape loves Harry loves Draco

Fave Websites: (most of these links will take you to MY profile)

(Note: I'll give my Facebook/email if you ask)

HD Bottom!Harry (at LiveJournal)

eXx-0h Papa Alpha Tango @ LiveJournal

Slash! At The Disco (at LiveJournal)

PatrickxPeter (at LiveJournal)

patpat_pandemic @ Twitter

Can't Beat This Silence//Royal Prat @ Tumblr

Patsmack Goregasm @ Glogster

Caught Me Off Guard @ Blogspot

FictionPress

The Silver Snitch - Snarry

The Silver Snitch - Drarry

Social_Riot@VF

Myspace

Rice-Ball247@OpenDiary

My Yearbook

"The only mistakes one can make
Along the road to truth, is
Not going all the way
And not starting."

New Stories: You can find a list of my upcoming fics here. Just check back a few times for updates. If a story has been removed from 'The List', it's either because it's been posted, or discarded.

"We were merely lost
In Translation..."

Translated Fics

In Love With The Fool has been translated into French! (I'm the Fool) by XYZ263103

Lewd Little Love Letters has been translated into Spanish! (Unas pequeñas lascivas cartas de amor) by Alisevv (can also be found here)

I Saw Daddy has been translated into Spanish! (Yo vi a papi) by Alisevv (can also be found here)

I Saw Daddy has been translated into French! (I Saw Daddy) by Lirius (can also be found here, ff.n link!)

Trapped has been translated into Russian! (В ловушке) by Isabella Crouch

One Thousand Pearls has been translated into Vietnamese! (Ngàn viên ngọc trai) by wantback (Chapter 2, Chapter 3)

A Bouquet of Lilies has been translated into German! (Ein Lilienstrauß) by Januxa (on A03)

"You are the apple of my eye
And the thorn in my side."

Fanart

I Watch You by Ly-Metall for While You Were Sleeping (SasuNaru)

"If we were a movie,
You'd be the right guy."

- If We Were A Movie (Hannah Montana)

Related Videos

Naruto Tribute Golden by DarkNarutoShinobi

While it's not for me, my fanart for Josephine Darcy was used in this vid (0:22!! yay!). Hehe, I'm such a dork - found this completely by chance. haha they have a funny way of going around, don't they? Harry Potter: The Marriage Stone

"One death is a tragedy;
100 deaths is a statistic."

Wow. This is more like a diary, or logbook for myself, than anything, really, since I doubt people actually read these things. Hopefully, this will help me keep on top of things (and make me guilty if I don't update in a long time). If it doesn't work, it's going (too much space/too troublesome). But anyway. Yay.

If you've read this far, I'll entrust some small tidbits of information about me to you!

Name: Pat (nickname, go ahead and call me that)

Pen Name: Rice-Ball247

Age: Another teenager, joy.

Location: I come from a land down under.

Likes: anime/manga, reading/writing and, to end on an important note, music. Music = life.

Go to Slash! At The Disco for a good, Panic!slash read :D at livejournal, of course...

Dislikes: lots of things. mainly stress, coz I suck at time management...

Describe me? Pat is a good-natured child. She will love and laugh, mainly at stupid people, but then again, she tends to laugh at herself a lot (what does that say about me?). Mostly happy (all my friends now: -GIGGLESNORT WTF?!-), okay, maybe not mostly happy. You will find her happy amongst her friends, but anywhere else, Pat is a quiet, brooding, world-hating emo-kid. She eats sugar straight from the sugar bowl, cake (she hates cake but eats it for the sake of baking cake) with hands and occasionally will slip an ice-cube down her bra on a hot day (hint hint, it's summer).

Pat has changed. A lot, since this was last updated. The first part was mostly true, but she's not in school anymore and has GOT to stop referring to herself in third person online-- Okay, anyway. So I've graduated, uni will be starting soon. I've always been horrible at updating but really, I only write when I want to write, it's not an obligation, so that could be a reason as to why there's been no updates for a while. But I do write, a lot of the time, just different stories. Trust me, have a look at the list. That's just the ones I've bothered to put up online. The rest are still WIP's that are on my computer.

"Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Just walk beside me,
And be my friend."

Fin.

For now.

Pat's Slash/Yaoi Drabble Challenge-

Rules:

1. Open up MSWord, or whatever you use to write.

2. Go to iTunes. Make sure shuffle is ON. Hit PLAY.

3. Whatever song plays, you must write a short DRABBLE (i.e. approx. 100 words) to match the theme of the song.

4. You ONLY have the amount of time that the song goes for. When the song stops, you STOP writing.

5. Don’t cheat and continue. Don’t pause songs. Don’t skip songs.

6. Include the SONG NAME with the title of each drabble.

7. No rating limit. Any pairing but must be SLASH/YAOI. At LEAST have 5 drabbles written. Go bananas.

8. Do not make any major alterations to the fic afterwards. Do not prepare anything beforehand. It's the fun of it.

Optional: Include a few lines from the song, especially the ones that inspire you to write a certain scene. Also, if you wish to tag someone, by all means, tag away.