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Joined 07-02-04, id: 623522, Profile Updated: 01-06-12
Author has written 19 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Misc. Movies, Super Smash Brothers, Hanna-Barbera, Metal Gear, Lupin III, Homestuck, and Wrestling.

Hello there you all! Welcome to my profile! Since I've been more active lately, I guess it's a nice opportinity for me to update my profile a little, because, let's face it, this thing was really old XD

Well, I'm a writer and I try to write all types of genre. I was, mainly, a slash writer, but lately I've been swinging to the 'het' side a lot. It feels good to do it, after dealing with homo stuff for so long :lol: Also, I only write fanfics about series, games and things I know very well, and I also try to keep the character in character (although, I think I distort things a little, here and there, when needed).

Plus, all my KND fics that have the DCFDTL in it, were created before I discovered their 'past' (and Father's past as well). So, since they all lived together on that mansion, I just went with the logic and thought that they were his children. So, please, don't go commenting "Oh, but on the TV show it goes like this or that". I know how things go! (and I was very disappointed when I discovered the truth...)

So, I hate talking about myself, as you can see XD But, I can say that I like 60's and 70's music, specially The Who and The Monkees. I also like Electronic Music and Trip Hop (Portishead is LOVE). I also like to play lots of video games and watch lots of movies and cartoons, and, well, basically, that's it. I'll see you all soon.


Explanations About Some Characters in the SSBB Universe: (more might be added in the future)

Olimar: OK, so, he isn't from Earth. He's from Hocotate. So, it means that he doesn't 'conveniently' speaks and understand English/Japanese/Whatever language you want him to talk, really. Plus, he isn't able to communicate, since he talks on his own 'mother language'. I mean, c'mon. Living with the Pikmins (the closer he got to 'Earth' 'till SSBB) probably didn't give him a magical hability to understand English. It's strange enough that he doesn't have 2 centimeters, like he should :giggles:

Mr. Game & Watch: So, tell me, when did you see him talk? Like, words. I've never seen any word come out of his lips. Let's face it: he can't talk. He can understand English very well, but he can't express himself through words, really. He relies only on his body language. And, having the ability to change his body anyway he feels like sure gives him some body language, right? So, Mr. Game & Watch, in my fics, doens't say a word, sorry.


Pairings and Stuff I'm Shipping at the Moment (/ means romantic, + means friendship):

SSB (with characters from the original to Brawl):
-Mr. Game & Watch + ROB (because, it's completely canon XD)
-Peach/Snake (for some reason I'll never understand)
-Samus + Captain Falcon (because, a friendship makes more sense to me, for some reason)
-Popo + Nana (because, you know, they are always together, no matter what)
-Captain Falcon/Snake (only in my little, OOC world XD)
-Nana/Ness (for some reason I also don't know)
-Snake + Kirby(because, you know, it's obvious that Snake would love the hang out with a pink ball. Seriously.)

Mario Universe (any game):
-Mario/Peach (I still believe in canon :giggles:)
-Luigi/Prince Peasley (because, well, Superstar Saga says so)
-Daisy + Peach (royal union!)

Btw, speaking of SSB: NO MORE MARTH/IKE/ROY/LINK/PIT FICS! Please God, make it stop! There are other character you can use, for crying out loud! There are 40-something characters, if you put all the games together. Why are you focused on only 5 of them?? Specially in the slash department! Stop it already. I like Marth, but I don't even know anymore...

Also, regarding the Metal Gear Solid Fandom: Otacon/Snake = ISN'T THERE ENOUGH ALREADY?? ARGH!!

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My Heart Belongs to You by TheVampireLucinda reviews
Coincides (sorta) with "Of Death, Taxes, and Heartbreakers." Takes place in 1996. The Undertaker and Goldust are scheduled to have a match for the Intercontinental Title on an upcoming PPV. And although the Undertaker is the Master of Mind Games, the Golden Odd One has more than his share of tricks up his long, feathered sleeves...One shot. Little slashy.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker - Complete
Crimson-Siders by Verbophobic reviews
Based on this blog and the interaction through there. The family Sideswipe finds and those he loses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Every Boy Has Secrets by Appetizing Girl reviews
On some days, Dave Strider is just a cool kid with wicked rhymes. Other days, he is a sexy ass bitch in a dress. He tries, but fails, to keep this a secret, so how does Bro react to seeing him all dolled up?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bro, Dave S.
Growing Up by Knerzig reviews
Sburb affects more the just its players.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dad E.
Not Yet by aicornduong reviews
Bro had so much fight in him that he didn't get to use. It's becoming too much. Something has to be done. Something IS done. But not him. Implied Stridercest.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
You two turn me on by AliceIthilast reviews
Fujiko doesn't know if it's a good or a bad thing that she get's so turned on seeing Lupin and Jigen make out. FujikoxJigenxLupin
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Fujiko - Complete
Ribbons and Mistletoe by Eleanorose123 reviews
A fluffy one-shot of Haga and Ryuzaki's Christmas. YAY SHRIMPSHIPPING! For YamiAkimotoMayu, for starting me off D
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - D. Ryuzaki/Rex R., I. Haga/Weevil U. - Complete
Benefit by Firefly99 reviews
For Ukiby-chan at pornandkittens on LJ. Axel has a conflict of principle. GHII.
Guitar Hero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Axel Steel, Clive Winston - Complete
Mr Game & Watch Capture by Wolfenpilot687 reviews
How did Game & Watch was captured? Well, this is a vague resemblance of the true horror... SPOILERS AHEAD. ONESHOT.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Mr. Game and Watch - Complete
Complex by Firefly99 reviews
MGS1, Meryl/Campbell, for the MGS drabble night. On forming the right connections.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Meryl S., R. Campbell - Complete
La li lu le lo! by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
A small present to myself, for my three year anniversary. Why does Colonel Roy Campbell chant strangely in the codec conversation about Luigi? Maybe the second fiddle isn't as innocent as granted...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Luigi, Solid Snake - Complete
Fanservice by Firefly99 reviews
Snake finds Falcon when he's looking for something else to spend his time on, and Falcon's drinking something that doesn't have a label on it. He decides he'll spend his time on Falcon. SnakeFalcon, some SnakeSamus and FalconSamus, for the SSB kink meme.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008
Without Words by BabyCharmander reviews
Actions speak louder than words. They have to, considering the fact that some creatures can't talk. One-shot. Spoilers for SSE. R.O.B. and Mr. Game and Watch friendship.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - R.O.B., Mr. Game and Watch - Complete
Monty Python's Forcibly Revised Flying Circus by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Our favorite Pythons have been miraculously restored to their conditions in the 70s and are pitching a new TV show! But can they conform to the decency codes the BBC now enforce?
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Fighting Back by Crystalicios reviews
“Fight… Fight… Fight… Fight!” The chant became faster, as the panic doubled up inside me. It wasn’t like I didn’t want to hurt this guy it was more of the fact that I was afraid that I’d embarrass myself. A Game & Watch oneshot. Rated T for language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
It's What Happens by Gecko'd reviews
It's night, and an older Timmy has learned to care about someone now. :Slash, TimmyChester:
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Timmy, Chester - Complete
Reunion by i-luv-purple-bunnies reviews
Note: this story is currently under revision. I'm not really gonna change anything other than grammar, but I plan on adding a lot more to the story...
Tales of Destiny - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005
How to Choose the Perfect by LyranStar reviews
[ToE ToD2] ReidKeele In the snow village in Celestia, why does Keele think twice about wearing the evening gown... If you've played this scene, it'll make sense. :
Tales of Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
The City of Joy by spadetje reviews
Keele and Meredy are different when Reid and Farah revisit a year after the Orbus is destroyed.
Tales of Destiny - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005
Only Train to Hogwart's by Random Loves reviews
Hermione has a boyfriend and Harry...is a people person. A 7th Year Parody-Song Fic in just over 1500 words complete with Monkees. Go on give a read (insert innocent smile) ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Walking on Water by HYPERFocused reviews
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but Cameron needs an escape as well. Slash
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Past Truths Relived In the Present by A.Terra reviews
[READ AN] Hard to explain, but Numbuh 4 isn't who we all thought he was and due to an incident it may all come out...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy: Blood Of Obsession by RuneTheElf reviews
COMPLETE! It's a short story about Marie Kanker, the blue haired Kanker sister, and her deadly obsession with Double D. COMPLETE! Rated R for suicidal scenes, insane thoughts, and slight language and themes. READ AND REVIEW!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
No Good for Me by Popuri reviews
Maria's always been so shy around Jack.. But did anybody really know about her darker side? What will she do when Karen and Jack are to wed? A songfic to The Corrs' iNo Good For Mei, this story is sure to make you think about how you play HM.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003
Operation: DOLL by Tikalightning reviews
What happens when one of the Delightful Children shows signs of developing a real personality?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,896 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
Lost by Love In Vein reviews
A short angsty vignette set two days before COTC 1. Malachai goes for a late night stroll and faces his worst sin and biggest regret.
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2001 - Complete
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I Like Your Lips 'Cause They Are Dark Like My Heart reviews
The Undertaker is not the type of person who enjoys developing feelings for others. In fact, steering clear from them is his main concern. But he wasn't expecting to cross paths with someone that would make that so hard to do. On the fipside, Goldust always had a fascination for unique individuals, and Undertaker is like a goldmine of uniqueness. A goldmine he's eager to explore.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 22h - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Goldust, The Undertaker]
From Bath To Bed reviews
The romantic and sexual progression of Bro and Dave's relationship, following very sweet headcanons by tumblr user norsegays. This fic has switching PoVs. also, warning for underaged sexual situations.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Dave: Be A Poster Boy reviews
When the girl that once modeled for Bro's porn site calls it quits, an incident turns Dave into the new 'face' of PlushRumps. He isn't sure how he feels about this though. And it doesn't help when he gets an anonymous admirer -Stridercest warning for the last chapters-
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Dave S., Bro
Main Event reviews
Minor AU - details inside. Feelings are confessed and complete silence follows. With that said, what better way to drown your sorrows than to visit a club and try to dance and drink away your frustration? Di Strider's POV and slash.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Win or Die Trying reviews
Dave, Bro and their connection as a 'family', in a sense. Has some big spoilers for Act 5.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Trancefixion
Dave and his connection to music. This is a 'pre-canon' thingy I wrote, and, welp, it's not that great, but I think it's a nice concept. Rated T just to stay on the safe side, but there isn't anything here except for the mention of dance clubs.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Dave S. - Complete
Empathy reviews
A one-shot turned into a 'in chapters' fic. An alternate take on how Lupin and Jigen got to meet and get involved with each other. Lots of gayness all around and the addition of a mature scene for good measure.
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Jigen, Lupin III - Complete
Overdrive reviews
Whole story told through Goemon's PoV. His ever-growing feelings for Jigen and how that conflicts with his inner principles and whatnot. Yaoi and all that jazz, but just some kissing and whatnot.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Goemon, Jigen - Complete
Violence reviews
I only wanted to get rid of Viper’s grip, punch him once again and try to run away, even though I knew that wouldn’t work... Happens before Portable Ops, told by Roy's PoV. Non-con Gene/Roy Campbell. Contains violence and rape.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Gene, R. Campbell - Complete
Any Day Now
Two part of fic, two points of view. Related to the relationship between Sigint and Roy Campbell, placed during and after Portable Ops. Filled to the brim with crack!slash. Enjoy. Based on an Elbow song.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Published: 6/6/2009 - R. Campbell, Sigint - Complete
Introspection
..one-shot.. When Ocelot realizes that Roy acts like a stone and doesn't react to anything around him, that makes him slightly 'disturbed'. Some Roy/Ocelot subtext. Yes, yes.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ocelot, R. Campbell - Complete
Dirty Little Secret reviews
The title is uncreative, but, oh well... This is a one-shot, featuring Campbell's furstration when it comes to his feeling towards Big Boss and how all that gets 'canalized' to Solid Snake. One-shot and slash. Deal with it.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - S. Snake, R. Campbell - Complete
Kiss of Life reviews
Mr. Game & Watch feels love, like any other living being. But, his love seems a little bit 'too far'. G&W/Peach one-shot
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Mr. Game and Watch, Peach - Complete
Methane River reviews
So, yes I based this because of a small drabble I read and a song. It's short, it's lovely and it's full of slash XD OK, maybe not full of slash, but, oh well... It talks about the relationship between Olimar and Captain Falcon.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Captain Falcon, Olimar - Complete
The Times They Are A Changin' reviews
Birdman fanfic Why, yes . Just a quick drabble. Time passes, things change. Sometimes, not for the best. Rated T to be safe, really.
Hanna-Barbera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
A Dream That Never Ends reviews
OK, another one-shot. How Tabuu extracted the Shadow Bugs from Mr. Game & Watch? Well, in my mind, he really didn't use violence for that. His approach was way more subtle than you might think.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Mr. Game and Watch - Complete
Broken Wonder reviews
The title sucks, but, oh well... One-shot. Olimar and his Pikmin find the giant R.O.B. and, well, the Pikmin start to behave in a strange way.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Olimar, Pikmin - Complete
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want reviews
Cameron is once again sick and Ferris decide to pay him a visit. There he asks what would make Cameron happy and they start a conversation. Ferrys Bueller's Day Off Fanfic with slash contents. Don't like, don't read.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Operation: PICTURE :revised: reviews
All chapters up and grammar corrected! Father is dead and the DC are finally free from his manipulative behaviour. Now, things will begin to get better :or worse?: in their lives. KND x DC pairing. Slash warning.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,694 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - DCFDTL - Complete