Chanandaler Bong
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Joined 07-02-04, id: 623574, Profile Updated: 01-19-16
Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Four Brothers, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hey, Chanandaler Bong here--actually it's MISS Chanandaler Bong! Oh God I love that show (Friends).

I'm 28(omg I am embarrassed by how long it's been since I've last updated!) and I have been working as a registered nurse for the past three years. If you'd like to message me on facebook, this is my facebook: --definitely friend me or something! I've been writing for the past 12 years, an original piece of fiction about the American Revolution and since 2010 have since taken a hiatus on fanfiction. I want to apologize for the huge time lapse in updating stories. While I have been making huge progress on my original piece, I will be updating my fanfiction for you soon!!

So first of all, Jokers Wild--that is NOT the story's end! I will start updating that one for you ASAP!!

I love to write. It just takes me away when real life just gets too stressful and shitty. Aside from fanfiction, I have two original stories brewing; one that is based in ancient Rome, and one that is based in colonial/revolutionary Massachusetts. I'm pretty much obsessed with those two time periods hahaha!

I've done lots of musical theatre in high school, junior high and now college--it's a guilty pleasure, I guess, but my friends and I all love it to death. I love love love Johnny Depp--I think he's absolutely fabulous. I also believe that I am one day going to marry either Elijah Wood or Garrett Hedlund (hahaha yeah right! A girl can dream though, can't she?!) I'm a huge movie buff--a few favorites include: Four Brothers, Pirates of the Caribbean, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars(original trilogy), The Dark Knight, Candy, Memoirs of a Geisha, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fever Pitch (I'm from Boston so I gotta love it, esp. for my SOX!) Shakespeare in Love, Boondock Saints, Blow and basically anything else the has Johnny Depp in it cus he's just amazing at life.

Now for some quotes of inspiration, because I'm into this whole...inspiration thing I guess.They're just words for thought...that's all:

"Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone; you are the one who gets burned." --Buddha

"Things do not change; we change" --Thoreau

"Acting is the art of persuasion: the actor persuedes himself, first, and through himself, the audience." --Laurence Oliver

"Life is full of ups and downs, but it's worth living." --My Dad (to be cheesy lol)

"There are only 4 questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? and, What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: Only love" --Johnny Depp in Don Juan DeMarco

"You don't write because you want to say something. You write because you have something to say" --F. Scott Fitzgerald = a good one for us writers, eh wot=)

"...Why does it take a catastrophe to start a revolution if we're so free?" --Tick Tick Boom, a musical

"All the world's a stage" --William Shakespeare

"Though we've been dwelling together, I don't know his name: Going along acepting the flow, Just being thus, Even the eminent sages since antiquity Don't know him. How could the hasty ordinary type Presume to understand?" --Shitou

"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock" --Thomas Jefferson

"To be awake is to be alive" --Thoreau

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

(Ross has just been ambushed by Phoebe and Rachel within his apartment): Phoebe and Rachel: DANGER! Ross: AAAAAAHHHHH!! Rachel: Ahhh Salmon Skin Roll... --FRIENDS

"I have fun at my job...tomorrow I don't have to wear a tie!" (puts on typical Chandler face) --Chandler Bing, FRIENDS

(Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms) Chandler: Condoms? Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world. Chander: And condoms are the way to do that? --Friends

(Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns") Joey: "heads" should be ducks, because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday parties? --Friends

Joey: Want some jam? Chandler: No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard. --Friends

"Gum would be perfection" --Chandler Bing, Friends

"Actually, it's MISS Chanandaler Bong," --Chandler Bing, FRIENDS

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Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Joker's Secret by SlytherinDearie reviews
Many people didn't know that The Joker was actually married. When his wife gets tired of worrying about him, she goes to Batman for help. Joker/OC. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Joker - Complete
A Tale of Four Brothers by WishfulWriting reviews
This story begins when Jack first meets the Mercer family, but his old past won't let him go just yet. It's about Jack trying to learn to have a normal life, figuring out what normal is, and the Mercers learning to live with him. Main characters are Bobby
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,920 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
To Love the Darkness by Lovely Daughter of Darkness reviews
A young opera rat falls in love with the infamous Phantom of the Opera
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,033 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by xheartxcorex reviews
Stockholm Syndrome : A psychological condition in which the hostage emotionally bonds to their captor. The Joker abducts Rachel in order to lure Batman and they both start developing odd..'feelings' i suck at summary's just R&R Joker/Rachel.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,220 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
The Lady and the Pirate by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Chapter 17 is here!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,309 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Murphy's Law by darkdestiney2000 reviews
How would things have gone if Bobby, Angel, Jerry, and Jack had a younger sister? Please rr!
Four Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005
Sanctuary by Flaw's Revenge reviews
Set six years before the movie. Jack has just arrived at the Mercer home. Rated for language and drug use.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 8/31/2005
Jack's Horizon by Jacks Little Muse reviews
Trynity is Jack's 13 year old daughter. Where'd she come from and what about Jack? Nifty ideas brought about for an original char's bg for an RPSL group. FINALLY done. But there are more adventures coming!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Are My Dreams Not What They Seem? by SparrowsVixon reviews
He's always watched you, fallen in love, but how does he get you to see him?...oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Cooking for Pirates by threeheadedmonkey reviews
A silly little something that came to my mind as I was cooking. What would a pirate recipe book be like...The author is not to be held responsible for any damage occurred through people trying those recipes at home!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006
Revenge of the Bleeding Heart by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
CH. 13 UP! The sequel to A Halloween Wish. Captain Morgan Kelly wants her revenge on Jack Sparrow. When they meet again, will sparks fly or will their only be bloodshed?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,547 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/27/2004
Jack's Biggest Fan by Wolflihood reviews
When a woman appears and runs away, will Jack know who she is? sorry bad at summaries. R&R please! First chap. is short but next will be longer. Chapters 1,2&3 now rewritten! Not very much has changed!
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005
Psychology Session: POTC by dreadlockedpencil reviews
Liam Finch, the shrink of today, or tomorrow, interviews various characters from POTC, probing deep into their pasts, lives, thoughts, and feelings, finding out just what screwed them all up so bad. Rating for some language and mild content.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005
TISIPHONE by silk1 reviews
THIS IS A ROME STORY! After the death of Ceasar, Brutus has a visitor who confronts him with his guilt and the consequences of his actions.
Rome - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
What Jack Sparrow Wants by Ani Sparrow reviews
Jack Sparrow always gets. But this time it's proving a little more difficult! Rated for sex, suggested rape, drugs and violence. Final two chapters 3rd Sept.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,616 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004
Jacks Diary by fancyfantasyfairy reviews
COMPLETE:: Who knew Jack had these inner thoughts? Very OOC. Jacks thoughts throughout the movie. Implied sex but no scenes. SLASH! (flames will be shoved onto a stage with no means of protection and have random fruits and vegetables thrown at them)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
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Jokers Wild reviews
Chs 76 and 77 are up! Please R&R! Bruce Wayne has hired Giada DiMarco to be his crime psychoanalyst. But what happens if she falls in love with the man her boss is trying to defeat? Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 203,478 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 8/4/2008
Joker's Journal reviews
It's been said that the late Heath Ledger wrote a journal during the time he was the Joker. While I would love to read it, this is my version of what the Joker's own journal/diary would look like as he encountered each event during “The Dark Knight”
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Joker
Two Jacks Are Better Than One reviews
Ch. 27 up! Post AWE! When Jacqueline Beckwith's brother dies and untimely death, she will do anything to avenge him: even join the Royal Navy. But what happens when one Jack meets another? Please read and review! I'd love to hear what you all think!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,574 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Immortal Pirates of Two Centuries reviews
CH. 16 up! The third story continuation. Find out what happens to Lindsey, Jack, Will and Elizabeth now that they are immortal! What kinds of adventures will Jack conjure up now that no one can die? Please read and review! It's greatly appreciated!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007
The Phantom of the Alto reviews
Ch. 20 is up! Sorry that took so long! Genevieve is a young alto in the Paris Opera House who becomes perplexed by the mystique of the Phantom. PLEASE read and review...I love hearing what you have to say!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,571 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Expected Events Upon Returning to Jamaica reviews
COMPLETE! Lindsey, Jack, Will and ELizabeth are back in the Caribbean to fulfill their journey in this continuation from The Unexpected Events on a Trip to Jamaica!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
The Unexpected Events on a Trip to Jamaica reviews
COMPLETE! Lindsey travels to Jamiaca for the summer, but her trip turns out to be quite the unexpected summer vacation... I am sorry if there is confusion with was orignially a selfinsert and I tried to change it to 1st!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Because of You reviews
CH. 20 up! Because of Ange, Jack lives from the shooting. How can he ever repay someone he doesn't even know and when she doesn't even know who she saved? PLEASE review the story if you read it! Knowing your opinions really makes me want to write more!
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006
Don Juan DeMarco reviews
Angela is a psychiatrist in NYC. She has the task of curing Don Juan Demarco of his insanity. Will his passion finally get to her? Chapter 6 is FINALLY up! PLEASEE R&R! I love hearing what you all think!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 7/5/2004
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