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Joined 07-02-04, id: 623677, Profile Updated: 11-11-12
Author has written 2 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Pride and Prejudice.

on my writing status

So yeah. I have now realized that I don't have the attention span to finish a novel in a reasonable length of time, so I'm now perfecting the art of writing one-shots.

Mostly working on original fiction, BUT, I've been making outlines for some other fics: some Harry Potter and Chronicles of Narnia one-shots, which will happen if I get the time (maybe), a Jane Austen one (or several), which will happen if I get motivated enough (hopefully), and a whole series of Lucy Maud Montgomery ones, which will happen if I put enough effort in (eventually).


on me

Female, Canadian, grad student, insomniac, kind of addicted to caffeine, big fan of Shakespeare, also big fan of children's fantasy series, collects rubber ducks, loves food to detriment of proper clothes-fitting-into-ness, fond of making up words, fond of big words, fond of seldom-used words, fond of words in general, running out of things to say, stopping now.

I write at fictionpress under the name spaghetti. I'm even more awesome over there.

www.fictionpress.com/spaghetti


on my work

My Esteemed Business Partner--So I've been mostly working on original fiction but I really wanted to read about some Charlotte Lu/Ricky Collins action, and I couldn't find anything, so I wrote some myself.
LIZZIE BENNET DIARIES. It's late. They're exhausted. And Charlotte thinks Ricky Collins, her grade-school crush, just referred to her presence as "stimulating." Oh, dear.

Trigonometry--REMOVED but I still have an archived copy if you're dying that much of curiosity. Written when i was 15, so... yeah, that tells you a lot.
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. In which the Baudelaires and the Quagmires enroll in a drama class at a local high school and try to navigate romantic, familial, and social tangles with the help of a bunch of normal (read: crazy) teens whose own love lives seem eerily similar to some of the greatest dramatic works of all time. Pre-The End.

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An Act of Desperation by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
She sought death on the fields of the Pelennor, and failed. Eowyn recalls what drove her to her desperate choice, and learning to live with the consequences. Rated for battle scenes. Updated 3.30.09
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 143,359 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Dawn Twilight by spacellamaprincess reviews
Moira Eldolen, intrepid university upperclassman, learns that not all elves went West. Some stayed right here. Such as, for instance, her way-to-hawt linguistics professor, one Dr. Birdsong. **Now complete**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,885 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Cinder Rose by Rosa Cotton reviews
Very AU. Rosie is alone. She is without friends and real family. Sam should be happy. He is home and the Shire is getting back to normal. However, his thoughts are often on the lass who he has not seen in over a year, which causes him deep sadness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 10/3/2003 - [Samwise G., Rosie C.]
The Dragon Dungeon by PearlGirl reviews
This a story about the Harry Potter characters, but it has the plot of Lemony Snicket. Don't read this story! It's mournful, melancholy, and morose, which here means "Full of woe." This is about the tragic lives of the Potter orphans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 11/7/2004
Bowling: The Sport of the Broken Hearted by November Day reviews
Sequel to "I Smile Real Hard." The lifes and loves of the children of Sparrow and Charlie.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,131 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 5/9/2004
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
Behind Closed Doors by coffeemione reviews
DISCONTINUED - With Voldemort defeated, new evil has risen. Incidents concerning powerful mind control begin occuring at Hogwarts, so Hermione Granger is called to the scene to investigate. Can a grudge be forgotten in order to save the world in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,656 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 334,299 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Hogwarts: Our Favourites by arx512 reviews
Surveys are doing the rounds at Hogwarts trouble is, trying to get your hands on one! Ahh, its been over a year... C19 is coming though!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,835 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004
My Own Mr Knightley by non-damsel reviews
A modernized version of Emma. Takes place in college. Becka has a problem with always trying to run everyone else's life... please R&R. It's funny, I promise. COMPLETE. WHOOHOO.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,311 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
Letters From Home by Caitlyn1 reviews
The much awaited Lessons for Life sequel. Chloe Potter goes to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,701 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Tangled by Bella Mia reviews
A plot to bring down one of the Wizarding world's prominent business leaders brings two friends back together after years of separation. But will their reunion be bittersweet? And what will happen when they realize nothing is as it seems? RH and HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,590 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Getting Back What Was Lost by RTds9 reviews
Gordo and Lizzie haven't seen one another in years,after she turned down Gordo when he professed his love.Now Lizzie is trapped in a abusive and alcoholic marriage.Will Gordo come to her rescue when Miranda calls him and tells him what's happening?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004
A Poison Tree by Araminta Melliflua reviews
WIP...This tells the story of Rowena Ravenclaw and her star-crossed relationship with Salazar Slytherin, as well as her frienships with the other founders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,929 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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My Esteemed Business Partner reviews
[A Lizzie Bennet Diaries story] It's late. They're exhausted. And Charlotte is pretty sure Ricky, her grade-school crush, just referred to her presence as "stimulating." Can you really blame her for what happens next? Oh, dear. [One-shot]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Charlotte, Mr. Collins - Complete
Trigonometry reviews
There are not one, not three, but TWO love triangles as the orphans get back on track after the Olaf incident, with the help of a bunch of teens bent on borrowing Shakespeare's plot points. REMOVED.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Violet B., Duncan Q.