Metal Gear Prime
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Joined 04-24-01, id: 62424
Author has written 21 stories for Fear Effect, Transformers/Beast Wars, Final Fantasy IX, Vagrant Story, Devil May Cry, Legacy of Kain, Sandman, Farscape, and Metal Gear.
Name: Metal Gear Prime

Age: 21

Status: American living in Ireland

Current Job: Undercover Ice Cream Salesman selling government secrets to the Welsh

Likes: Sci-Fi, Video Games, Humor, Yuri.

Dislikes: Flamers, Pop singers(Kyile Minogue, Holly Valance, etc.)

Mission: To explore strange new fanfic websites, to seek out new life and make them read my fanifcs, to boldly write what no-one in their right minds has written before.

Additonal Missions: Find out who's been swiping Grandpa Billy's pills, get the cat out of the VCR.

Quote of the month: "You can't frighten me. I'm a coward, I'm always scared!"
Arnold J. Rimmer, Red Dwarf, 'Gunmen of the Apocalypse'

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The Grand Adventures of Vivi and Kuja by KawaiiKat reviews
Vivi and Kuja go on one of the most insane journeys of all time! Will they survive planet Teirran and get Naeri's treasures? Major OOC, especially on Vivi's part. My first fic. Yay! ^-^;; PG for minor language.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,942 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
Soul Reaver 2A - Escape From The Block Puzzles by Crystarr reviews
A rewrite of Soul Reaver 2, enhanced (or spoiled) by my so-called sense of humour... Chapter 5 now up - Finally the fic is complete!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Complete
Quiet Hill by Vampire Hunter X reviews
Parody of the game's story. It may never seem as scary after reading this. The final chapter is up. Enjoy.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002
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Lord of the Things: Fellowship of the Thing reviews
Megatron races against time to build Unicron's new army, but will he like the price he must pay to do so? Mind you, it's pretty obvious he won't, which makes it a bit pointless to ask, doesn't it? Dang it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 2/4/2003
The Vampire, the Hylden and the Terrifying Beastie reviews
Chapter 8! Kain searches for the Bishop of Meridian, unaware that not only is doom afoot, it's also ahand...
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 12/3/2002
Metal Gear Solid 2: Cousins of Capitalism reviews
In the early 21st century, Solid Snake must face two deadly foes: the mysterious Cousins of Capitalism and his own rampaging stupidity...
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003
Crichtonstein reviews
Updated! In Chapter 2, we learn of the horrible tragedy that drove John into his chosen science...
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 5/7/2003
The Wacky Adventures of Ratchet and Megatron! reviews
Sweet Primus, I've updated! In this chapter, the Transformers face a crossover the likes of which no sane individual could ever have envisoned...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 3/14/2002
Devilish Romance reviews
Not much of a title, eh? Anyways, this is a Lucia/Trish romance story played mostly for laughs(?). Enjoy!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2003
The Morning After reviews
Chapter 4! Dinobot falls afoul of a bored Rattrap, Blackarachnia learns something new, Inferno is puzzled and an old foe returns. Exciting or what?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 9/13/2002
Devils Never Cry, They Merely Sniffle reviews
Chapter 4 is up! This week, Dante quests for the legendary Pride of Lion, tangles with moron extraordinare Phantom and meets the first of this fic's special guest stars!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 7/12/2002
Revenge! reviews
Chapter 11 is up! This week, Inferno's situation goes from bad to worse when Smokescreen and Red Alert vow to save him. Now with a courtroom side story!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,031 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 2/1/2002
End of the Road reviews
Chapter 2. Hunted by both the Autobots and Decepticons, Starscream struggles to survive on Cybertron...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 5/23/2002
Tarantulas vs The Vok: A tale of lotsa stuff reviews
The Third and Final part to my Other Victories parody! What fiendish plan does Tarantulas have for the captured Tigerhawk? And why does it involve a French maid's outfit?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002
The Threshold of Terror reviews
Gather 'round ye mortals, as Desire of the Endless hosts a trio of stories that were once accused of being 'vaguely humorous'. You'll cry with laughter, but only if you're being tickled as you read this.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2003
Return of the Dork Knight reviews
In this very special parody of the Beast Machines episode 'In Darkest Kinght', we'll see one young spider-woman's heroic attempt to bring her beloved back, despite being hampered by a hippie commander and a fearsome red button. Will she succeed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2002
King of Iron Fist: Transformers Style! reviews
UPDATED! The next series of matches, as hosted by the Autobot who makes Gears seem like Mr. Rodgers, Fowlmouth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
Transmutate: How it SHOULD have been! reviews
A dancing Rampage? A British Transmutate? An all too easily amused Silverbolt? Why, it must be my 'special' parody of the classic Beast Wars episode 'Transmutate'! HURRAH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2002
Not Another Bloody Quest! reviews
CHAPTER 6 IS FINALLY UP! The gang find themselves back at Burmecia where they have the good fortune to catch a film premiere...P.S. Sorry for the delay, I've been snowed under as of late. Anyway, enjoy y'all!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2002 - Published: 2/8/2002
Vagrant Story: The Final Insult reviews
UPDATED! The dead town of Lea Monde is about to get a sudden and violent influx of tourists... R&R please!
Vagrant Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002
Dimension Hop reviews
NOW UPDATED! Chapter 2 sees Hana and Rain stumble into the middle of an all out war. Who will they side with; the garden gnomes or the giant teddy bears?
Fear Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/10/2002
Mercy reviews
Chapter 4. Ratchet finds himself with new responsibilites in the aftermath of the monster's assualt. *WARNING: Character Deaths*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2002 - Published: 9/26/2001
The Curse reviews
With Prime now outside his front door, what will Starscream do to survive? STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Complete
There Are Worse Things Than Death reviews
Deke is made to suffer the consequences of the choices he made in life. This is my first fanfic so please R&R!
Fear Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2001