PeanutButterOreoCookieGirl
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Joined 07-03-04, id: 624247, Profile Updated: 08-10-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Life With Derek, and Supernatural.

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Ps. please consider all my fics abandoned and deleted. Sorry.

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Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Everything In Transit by passionatelysimple reviews
Derek's in search of a story and he knew of only one thing that could possibly qualify as a guaranteed dose of inspiration: a road trip. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,098 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6765 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sounds of Silence by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's only when she's left his room, and he's lying awake, aching for something he can't explain, that it occurs to him. She hadn't said his name. CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Second Kiss by AgiVega reviews
One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Vodka and Red Bull by clam theif reviews
AU MelloxMatt, M for future chapters At the club...Mello can't take his eyes off this redhead in the distance. The way he moves, his carefree motion...This kid has Mello snared. He doesn't even know him, but he does know...he's taking him home tonight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
For Better Or For Worse by Kaorun-chan reviews
When Mello walks in on Matt unexpectedly, their relationship takes a new turn. MattxMello OneShot, YAOI! Rated M for sexual content. R&R plz.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Matter by whowhatnow reviews
[MelloMatt][Oneshot] If only Mello hadn't cared so much, it could have all turned out so much better.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Rain Drops for Tears by NeverEndingNonsense reviews
Oh pretty baby, how could you? Standing in the rain, even the strongest lose their way. Depressing and dark, with some fluff mixed in. :HollyThe Neighbor...hood: & :HollyArtemis: :COMPLETE:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,556 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intoxicated by IvoryWhiskers reviews
I was straddling Tweek’s hips with my knees, my hands holding his wrists to the floor completely at my mercy. SLASH! TweekxCraig
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Dear Harry by Hollow Nightmare reviews
HD slash AU After the events of HPB, Harry begins receiving curious letters from Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unable by HG Storm reviews
My first fic:CLICHE! Hermione is going to take a shower, but is stopped by something that causes many mysteries for her. HrG, femmeslash, smutty. R&R, no flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Never Love Me by Erinya reviews
Her freedom has come at a heavy price indeed. Fearing that there's more yet to pay, Elizabeth asks Jack for a promise he may find difficult to keep. JE, post AWE, actual and potential spoilers. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Slow Heal by DarkVerity reviews
During a stolen midnight stroll the summer after HPB, Harry stumbles upon a critically injured Draco Malfoy. When Draco finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place and Hermione finds herself playing nurse, the claws will come out—along with…feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,820 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Epochs by Keldan reviews
Glimpses into the mind of the Lone Power, vicariously through Nita. Not particularly set into any sort of time frame that the books provide, simply some drabbles I wrote. Nita x Lone Power
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005
Deal of the Minds by sammis reviews
the war is over and Snape is left with nothing in his life, wanting to fill the gap he goes in search for a surrogate mother and who else would he choose other than Hermione Granger? Follow the emotional rollercoaster as our two stars find love and themse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,986 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Hasn’t Always Been This Way by TASHAx reviews
Severus watches her from a corner marvelling at her change, but he knew the Hermione before the transformation and she hasn't always been that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Young Wizards Musical! by Angel46 reviews
I've wanted to do this forever! Please R&R and enjoy! Warning: Is extremely wacky at times, so be warned... Is currently undergoing a stylistic makeover. Ten chapters edited a day, new chapters coming within the week!
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,600 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 3/25/2003
Emotional Issues by seabiscuit0810 reviews
Nita is having some emotional issues, and so is Kit. What is Nita's issue, and why does Kit have issues with Nita's issue? Rating raised because of ch. 4
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Cooler by yeaka reviews
It's a boiling hot summer, and Harry finds Ron's sanctuary. (Slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by misscam reviews
And for a moment, something in him that is not the child knows she's a kaleidoscope to his life and will show him what is hidden in light. SnapeLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble With Leather Pants by Belladonna Malfoy reviews
Two-shot, HarryDraco fic. Sexy!Harry, Subtle!Draco, Wise!Ron, Prankster!Hermione. It might make you laugh. OOCness and snogging.Happy Ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
RolePlay by Fatalinie Blanchet reviews
Draco and Hermione enlist the help of Harry in order to play out one of their secret fantasies. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Muggle Thoughts by Aardvaark reviews
What's a very bemused muggle thinking as his campsite fills up with very weird people!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2001
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There's Blood On My Hands Like The Blood In You reviews
Sam and Dean are hunting vampires...and Dean gets hurt. Sam doesn't like that. Warnings:Hints of Wincest...if you squint, and soulless!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Started With A Kiss reviews
They aren't supposed to think about it. But it happened the last weekend in London...and drinks all around... How could it NOT happen? Dasey. Drinking. rating is up for future chaps.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Pancakes and Applesause reviews
Harry interupts Draco's morning breakfast ritual...but is it for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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