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Joined 07-04-04, id: 624891, Profile Updated: 07-10-13
Author has written 22 stories for Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera, Hellboy, Harry Potter, and Teahouse.

Translations:
The Broken Wall in Russian. Translated by Looneysue.

Major Inspiration:
Turn Back Time by SStar Luna. Incomplete & orphaned. The basis for Time Turned Back.
Necessary Rewards by Lilac Summers. Complete. One-shot. The story that inspired For Love of Chocolate.

Crossover Fun:
Teahouse, a yaoi webcomic about fancy whores, as featured in The Teahouse Tutor.

Other works:
Cravekashmir @ Deviantart

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Cravekashmir @ Twitter

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I've been writing fanfiction since high school, but thankfully those earlier pieces are lost forever. I'm a bit ishy on my Beta status at the moment; I have two, but one is back at school and the other is properly employed. So, keep a weather eye out for typos, punctuation or grammar errors and PM me if you see them.

I hope you enjoy. Thanks for reading!

Reviews bring me endless joy.

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A bit of silliness:

What Do the Harry Potter Adults Think of You? Results

Albus Dumbledore tries to like you but doesnt trust something about you.
Lord Voldemort wishes you were on his side.
Minerva McGonagall thinks you are very talented.
Severus Snape is secretly in love with you.
Rubeus Hagrid tries to like you but doesnt really understand you.
Horace Slughorn thinks you are all right.
Sirius Black hates you and doesnt understand why Remus likes you.
Remus Lupin worships the ground you walk on and would do anything to get you to love him back.
Bill Weasley thinks of you as a best friend.
Lucius Malfoy doesnt understand why Voldemort likes you.
Bellatrix Lestrange wants to have you killed.
Peter Pettigrew avoids you at all costs.

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Golden by Flaignhan reviews
He's always preferred silver.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hopelessly by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus always knew what he wanted. It took him a long time to get it and a short time to loose it. Remus loved Sirius. Hopelessly. Based on the song Good Life by One Republic. PLEASE READ THE WARNINGS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Time Twitch by AtticFan reviews
Who would've thought that using a time turner practically every day for a year would have consequences? Certainly not 13 year old Hermione Granger. Once she hits 7th year she finds out how wrong she was. Fairly AU. Read&Review if you please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tell Her by nightwalker21492 reviews
Months after Sirius dies, Hermione still hasn't gotten over his death & no one can understand why. Remus believes he knows & the letter he finds on his pillows one night only confirms his beliefs. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
FortePiano by I'm All Teeth reviews
"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Betting Pools and Revelations by Withershins reviews
In which Sirius makes a startling realization, Remus reads a lot, and the students of Hogwarts are a little too nosy for their own good. SBRL slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wait for the Song to Stop by Flaignhan reviews
“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fluster by Shinoko reviews
It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Sympathy by Queen reviews
First, he wanted to kill her. Then, he wanted to pay her back. And somewhere in the midst of it all, he started to fall in love with her.
Pretty Guardian Sailormoon/美少女戦士 セーラームーン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Nephrite, Ami M. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Turn Back Time by SStar Luna reviews
What would you do if you had to choose between what was right and what was easy? Harry is faced with this very decision as he tries to cope with having to live in the past after an unfortunate accident transports him to September 1976. CHAPTER 13 NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Erik: The Vampire Hunter by Elektra1 reviews
Erik's past makes him an ideal hunter of unconventional evil, but when he meets a young collegiate dancer named Christine, he is forced to reconsider the darkness that surrounds him and face the truth about his origins. Modern day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 269,896 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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Wedlocked reviews
Forced to rely on others for protection, Hermione is understandably unhappy with the Ministry, Voldemort and the Order. Things aren't quite as they appear, as she finds there is more to this 'Order business' than anyone is telling her. Perhaps Voldemort's obsession with making an example of her will come in handy... if it doesn't kill her first. Not just a marriage law story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,387 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Time Turned Back reviews
Broken & angry after losing Sirius 5th year, Harry recklessly places himself in danger. When a spell goes awry, he is hurled back to the 70s and drags Hermione along for the ride. Will his time with lost loved ones heal him or make his pain worse? Will he manage to keep his mouth shut and keep the timeline intact? Slashy with a sprinkling of Hermione/Remus to relieve the angst
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,036 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Fixer-Upper reviews
Ron and Hermione attempt to fix their new house the Muggle way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Teahouse Tutor reviews
Tea is ruining Sirius Black's life. He went to a fancy whorehouse to keep from embarrassing himself in front of the demanding girls at school, but now he's having inappropriate thoughts about his friend, following the advise of a prostitute and sitting through tales of debauchery as told by a blue-haired old woman. It's all tea's fault. Worst stuff ever invented, tea. Sirius/Remus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teahouse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sirius B., Linneus - Complete
Hungry Like the Wolf reviews
Tolstoy wrote: 'Music makes me forget my real situation. It transports me into a state which is not my own.' Naturally, Hermione knew the famous author's words, but she never thought to take them literally. She is about to learn just how easily music can transport a listener into a world not her own. What will she find there? And will she want to leave once she gets there? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Silence is Golden reviews
No one knew why Sirius Black was so outspoken, so quick to joke and laugh. No one knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Psychological Warfare reviews
If there's one thing Remus Lupin is good for it's a cunning plan. Not just any cunning plan, a cunning plan to break into the Ministry's newly created Department of Marital Duties & Affairs. A cunning plan to change the name of his & Hermione's assigned marriage partners. Will Remus's cunning plan work? Will they find their files? And who would they have as their chosen partners?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Mercy reviews
An old Yiddish proverb states that 'Man plans, G-d laughs.' Both Ron and Hermione find this saying to be irritatingly accurate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Champion reviews
When Hermione's father is mugged and nearly killed in London, he finds an unlikely champion coming to his rescue - a dog, massive, mangy and half-starved. What is the girl supposed to do with a pet she never wanted? And why is it so fond of Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Helping Hand reviews
The morning after Ron proposes, Hermione is still searching for her right answer. Ginny offers a helping hand and a spell to make the decision easy. Instead there is confusion, violence, no small amount of shouting and more kissing-induced orgasms than Hermione ever thought possible. Angsty and a little fluffy. Hermione/Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Inheritance reviews
Harry has never met a Muggle or even attended Hogwarts at the insistence of his grandfather, Lord Voldemort. As he nears his 17th birthday, he finally meets a man with answers to the questions he is forbidden to ask. It changes his whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P.
Uninhibited reviews
After the full moon, Remus wakes in the wrong place with no memory of the previous night. His clothes are torn. His body littered in marks. What has he been doing with himself? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
Through the Woods reviews
Hermione has vanished in a Death Eater attack, only a children's book & the testimony of a frightened Muggle librarian point to her whereabouts. What will Remus find when he chases after her? Will she be the same if he gets her out? Will Remus? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
For Love of Chocolate reviews
One unbearably hot summer day at the Burrow, Remus indulges his senses with unforeseen results. One-shot. Remus/Hermione/Chocolate
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Lupin's Secret reviews
When Snape assigns an essay on identifying werewolves, Hermione notices that the points apply to their new DADA teacher. She sets out to learn the truth, but what else will she discover in the process? Surely, the man couldn't be hiding anything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,505 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Broken Wall reviews
No harm can come from reading a Muggle book, or so Hermione thought. But now there are three new Gryffindors and Hermione's acting rather odd. Can Harry & Co. sort it out before the damage is irreversible? Ensemble cast. Dark & Mature content later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,406 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lion and The Unicorn reviews
One-Shot. On a warm summer day, Draco finds he's lost his magic. He can't even return to his own home. Who is open-minded and clever enough to help him? And will she be willing to after all the names he's called her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Interned reviews
To ensure success in his mission to kill Dumbledore, Draco sends Hermione far from her time. He intends her to witness the world his Lord builds; perhaps he ought to learn to read directions before playing with Time-Turners. Coarse language throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 116,731 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Lost & Lonely: A Phantom of the Opera Story reviews
Terrified at losing her scholarship, Christine is willing to take help wherever she can find it. But after so many years of being lost and alone, is she in danger of throwing herself into the arms of the wrong man? A Modern Phantom Story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Christine
Equal and Opposite Reaction reviews
Leave it to science to challenge everything Sarah thought she knew about her time spent Underground. A one shot, short story. Complete. Sarah & implied Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sarah - Complete
Fallen reviews
After his defeat, Nuada is pressed into service for the BPRD. There he discovers that recent threats may be more than they appear and enemies may be the best hope for saving his people. Inspired by Seph7's Time Heals. Ensemble story,with a focus on Nuada.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Prince Nuada
Danced All Night reviews
Sarah learns from her adventures in the Labyrinth, but things don't work out as she had hoped. Short Story. 1/1. Originally posted on Labyrinth Fanfiction List in April 2002.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete