Kate McCaye
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Joined 07-04-04, id: 625070
Author has written 39 stories for Stargate: SG-1.

Update, November 10, 2006: I am unbelievably shocked and awed at the results of the SGFAs. I cannot thank those of you responsible for four of my stories winning enough. It was an absolutely wonderful surprise.

A little bit about me:

Unfortunately I have very little time for reading and writing fanfic for the time being - I wrote like a crazy person during my pregnancy when I wasn't allowed to do much else, but now I just don't have the time. My boys are keeping me very busy these days - all four of them... the husband, the big boy, and the twin babies. The only other female presence in our house is one of our cats. Additionally, I plan to go back to work after the holidays, so I don't envision having enough time for fanfic in the near future either. Besides, I highly doubt I'd be able to eclipse the last story I posted - which was ironically the first SG-1 story I ever wrote.

What else...

I have lots of sibs spread around the planet - a sister, two older brothers, a twin brother, a younger brother, plus twelve nieces and nephews... My sister is a fantastic fanfic writer - penname Eve8. Go soak up every word she's written if you haven't already.

Past and current TV obsessions include: Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis (obviously), X-Files, Alias, Battlestar Galactica, Grey's Anatomy, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, House M.D. ... I used to watch CSI but I just couldn't stomach it when they put Grissom and Sara together. Clearly I care about television far too much.

I am also completely addicted to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

Just a few random tv/movie quotes I'm especially fond of, because this profile seems quite bare:

Tracy Lord: Oh, I’m such an unholy mess of a girl!

C.K. Dexter Haven: Well, now that isn’t good conversation.

Daniel: I think they’re a family.

Jack: Of what?

Vala: Well as your mother, I'm putting my foot down. You're too young to have an army.

Meredith: I am an evil mistress.

George: But still… you look nice.

Elizabeth: How are you?

John: I’m mutating into a bug, how are you?

Meredith Grey: I've heard that it's possible to grow up - I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. Without parents to defy, we break the rules we make for ourselves. We throw tantrums when things don't go our way, we whisper secrets with our best friends in the dark, we look for comfort where we can find it, and we hope - against all logic, against all experience. Like children, we never give up hope...

Eames: When I was a kid, I used to dream about living on a horse farm.

Goren: That’s a nice dream… for a horse.

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Small Favors by Eve8 reviews
Thor wants Sam and Jack's help, and doesn't want to take 'no' for an answer. Season 7, AU. SJ, of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,577 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Blame it on the Tinsel by Eve8 reviews
Rated for very mild language. Carter's expecting lots of family, and when they finally show up, Jack gets snowed in with them. Christmas, a crazy family, some strange traditions, and mistletoe feature prominently. SJ. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
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Danny Day Care reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
The Worst Hallucination Ever reviews
Spoilers for Grace Under Pressure. McKay stops by to thank Carter. Snarky comments ensue. Obligatory Season 9 offscreen SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Just Jack reviews
Bored at the Pentagon, Jack misses the rest of the gang, then gets a call from someone who misses him too. Ch 2: Post Ripple Effect.SPOILERS.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - J. O'Neill
Of Wontons and Wookies reviews
Just something that occurred to me while watching the original Star Wars trilogy. NOT a crossover. Mostly teamfic, sort of Samcentered, SJ UST for good measure.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Conversations in Limbo reviews
So, the whole point of this story was to give myself an explanation for why Daniel and O’Neill are in the Atlantis pilot without Carter. Hints at SJ, but if you don’t want to see it you don’t have to.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Rest of Babylon reviews
Some fillinthegap scenes from Babylon what Jack and Sam were up to. SJ. Gen. spoilers for 9, specific for Babylon.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Compromising Positions: A Very Sticky Situation reviews
The end of the ‘Compromising Positions’ series is, of course, the most embarrassing of all, for all of SG1. SJ. Now Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,782 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Compromising Positions: Tied Up reviews
SG1 has been having a string of bad luck offworld, much to the delight of the SGC betting pools.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
A Series of Inordinate Events reviews
Each chapter is another Compromising Position. Most have an SJ slant.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,440 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005
You Scientists reviews
Semicrossover with SGA. It's Thor and Carter vs. McKay and Hermiod.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Birthday Traditions 8 reviews
Cassie decides to use Daniel and Sam's party to knock some sense into Jack, Sam, and maybe even Pete. The events of Reckoning and Threads interrupt, and everyone has to start over.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,669 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Compromising Positions: Bubble Bath reviews
Have you ever put bubble bath in a hot tub? It's a mistake you only make once. FINISHED.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Birthday Traditions 7 reviews
This year, the party is a trip. Set after Chimera, before Death Knell. SJ UST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,748 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - S. Carter
Compromising Positions reviews
Beginning of a new series, in which various members of SG1 find themselves in the position of uttering the phrase, "This isn't what it looks like."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Birthday Traditions 6 reviews
Sam has to celebrate without Daniel this year, but that doesn't mean she has to do it alone.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - S. Carter
Birthday Traditions 5 reviews
Jack's got a lot up his sleeve this year for Sam and Daniel's birthday. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Birthday Traditions: Jack's Day reviews
This one takes place within the "Birthday Traditions" universe, but can easily be read as a stand-alone.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Birthday Traditions 4 reviews
Rating for a bit of language and some legal drinking, just to be sure. Year 4, slumber party SG-1 style. SJ of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - S. Carter
Birthday Traditions 3 reviews
Year 3. Sam and Daniel's birthday party. This year it's at O'Malley's. Somebody's Daddy's not too happy. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - S. Carter
Birthday Traditions 2 reviews
Sequel, or second part of "Birthday Traditions" series. Jack throws a birthday party. Sort of SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - S. Carter
In Dreams Awake reviews
Picks up at the end of "Grace." Sam's still in and out of it, still doing the whole introspective thing. The rest of SG-1 proves that "Dad" was wrong about the difference between content and happy. And I don't like Pete the stalker.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Published: 1/18/2005 - S. Carter
Damage reviews
Did anyone else really think Jack's little shrug and "I'm back," at the end of "Shades of Grey" was enough of an apology? I didn't, and I don't think Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c would either.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - S. Carter
Birthday Traditions reviews
Season 1 story. Not sure about the rating, the story includes legal drinking and some mild language. Basically, Jack throws a birthday party for the science twins. SJ also
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - J. O'Neill
Normal reviews
Suppose Sam actually did take a vacation with her dad at the end of "The Devil You Know." This is just a little story about them coming back to the SGC afterwards. Sam missed work, and Jacob figures something out about Sam and Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Jacob C.
The Honeyheavy Dew of Slumber reviews
Summaries are evil. Basically, Carter starts having dreams that are pleasant but distracting. She tries to get rid of them while trying to keep their nature secret. Completed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,258 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Nice Trip to the Forest reviews
Little comedy, little angsting, little shippiness... mix well and let simmer for fifteen minutes on medium heat. Stir occasionally. Finished.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Oatmeal reviews
A little shippiness, a little injury, a little humor. Jack breaks his ankle. Sam's in charge.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
X303s Are Fun Too! reviews
Set right at the beginning of Memento. SG1 don't like being passengers on the Prometheus. They all have a little wicked fun. Absolutely no point to this story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Humble Beginnings reviews
Just a little ditty about Jack and Sam. I find the GDOs, among many other things about the pilot episode, very humorous. And nobody can convince me Jack wasn't the one who came up with that name. Takes place during the pilot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
The Walls Have Ears reviews
Daniel and Cassie argue over the romantic lives of our favorite non-couple. Jack and Sam overhear them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2004
The Colonel and General are Sleeping Together reviews
Post Zero Hour. Everyone was way too smiley in that episode.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Fly on the Wall reviews
Set during the infirmary scene in "Crystal Skull." Daniel's POV.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2004
Carter's Pack reviews
O'Neill, Teal'c, and Jonas go through Carter's pack offworld. She is not amused.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
One of Those Days reviews
Basically, I wanted to see if I could do a somewhat in-character story from Teal'c's perspective. Here he explains some of the unspoken rules of the SGC to Jonas. Of course, I'm physically incapable of writing a story wout SJ UST.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Teal'c
Never Let Men Babysit reviews
Set shortly after Cassie's arrival in Season 1, O'Neill and Daniel get stuck babysitting Cassie.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Cassandra F.
SG1's New Puppy reviews
Just a little conversation I imagined between O'Neill and Carter, as O'Neill's trying to decide who's going to fill the fourth spot on SG1 after Daniel's gone.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/28/2004 - J. O'Neill
The lift home reviews
Just continues for a little bit after the episode "Tangent" ended - what happens to Jack as Jacob gives him a lift home.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004
Bugging Carter reviews
Jack O'Neill's favorite hobby.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Base Mom reviews
Sam's not doing so hot after Heroes Jack and Daniel try to help.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2004 - S. Carter