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Joined 11-02-14, id: 6256174, Profile Updated: 07-10-19
Author has written 1 story for Metro 2033.

Bob is a turtle that occasionally writes fanfiction. Often has too many ideas in his head.

Is currently rewriting FoZ Fanfic "Across the Fence".

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False Imperium by nicq98 reviews
Years have passed since the Empire completed the Death Star and cemented its reign of terror across the galaxy. Palpatine, looking for new worlds to rule, turns his eye far outside the known universe, to the Imperium of Man. The clash that follows shall try the resolve of both sides, and involve dark powers not even the Sith can master.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,718 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 1/15/2020 - Luke S., Darth Vader, O. Krennic, Sisters of Battle
Ashes on the Water by BurgerAuFromage reviews
With the fabled Dragonborn disappearing to parts unknown following her victory over Alduin, a disturbance in the northern ice fields goes undiscovered. The otherworldly soul that is left behind in the Sea of Ghosts is ill-needed by a province already on the precipice of destroying itself; but the actions of a slave miner and an ancient vampire may tie their fates together.
Crossover - Warhammer & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,478 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/12/2018 - Serana
Hell Gate by Nivilack reviews
The Gate opens, but brings with it horrible demons that now blight the land. With this demonic horde however, also comes their bane, a man... clad in green plate.
Crossover - Doom & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Doomguy
Gems are Unbreakable by The Black Mage of Phantasm reviews
Steven Universe and the Gems have saved the world so many times in the past, but now a new monster is rising in their town. Steven has to face off against a man unlike any opponent he has battled against so far. And what does a purple-haired teenager have to do with any of this? Steven doesn't know, but one thing's certain. He'll need everyone's help if he wants to save his home.
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 289,641 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Josuke H., Yoshikage K., Steven U.
Shorts of the Metro by Anime Borat reviews
A collection of funny stories as told by the inhabitants of the Metro.
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,226 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Artyom
Monika Gets Punished by xxjuan776xx reviews
Everyone has been restored and all is right in the world, right? Right? Well, a few Dokis are a little vengeful after what Monika did so they plan to get her back.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2020 - Monika - Complete
Miles, Magic, and Mayhem by Atlantima reviews
Desmond Miles expected to die. He didn't expect to wake up in a horse-drawn cart headed for execution. /I must've passed out again, and they stuck me back in the Animus as usual./ But the Animus has a few bugs, it seems. He can't get to the menu or turn on the map. Also there's dragons. (Spoilers through AC3)
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,289 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/15/2020 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Desmond M.
Honor and Faith by A Hairy Burrito reviews
After being thrown into the tides of the Warp, the Space Marines of the Iron Sentinels chapter find themselves thrown into the mythical past of mankind and engaged in a war that threatens to see humanity wiped out. Threatened on all sides by Chaos and heresy, will they succumb or remain faithful to the Emperor's Light?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,038 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 9/11/2016
Here We Go Again (PENDING REWRITE) by 15Zero reviews
"You can go home when the tank says you can."
Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 327,054 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Tuka, Lelei, Rory, OC - Complete
The Boys of '85 (Cancelled, possible re-write later) by Frontline Trace reviews
After the end of the Vietnam War, the United States Military has been shamed facing slander from both home and abroad. But in the year 1985 a portal to parallel dimension opens in Japan and the United States is given the chance to redeem itself.
Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,541 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 2/13/2016 - OC, Pina, Rose Knights, Zorzal
Vestal's Salacious Diary by Rakked reviews
One of the Vestal's trinkets is her Salacious Diary, where she keeps all of her spicy fantasies safely locked away. Me and some other Darkest Dungeon fans decided to write part of that diary from the perspective of the default Vestal, Junia. Spicy but SFW, thanks to Junia's habit of scribbling out the parts where her mind REALLY wanders into dangerous territory.
Darkest Dungeon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Leper, Man-at-arms, Vestal, Abomination
MagicTale by WizardlyWords reviews
In Tristian's Magic Academy, Louise asked the void for the greatest familiar in all the land. In the depths of Waterfall, Undyne wanted to escape the Underground. What happens when these magical worlds collide? Guess this is a case of being careful what you wish for. Set before Undertale Proper. Cover credits to G0966. Rate T for (eventual) graphic fights and (possible) romance.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 301,827 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Louise, Undyne - Complete
Anomalous Effect by Transwarrior666 reviews
They came to Thessia 38,000 years ago to save our ancestors from the demons. We thought they had all disappeared, and yet they remain; beyond relay 314, sleeping under the shadow of the Zone, waiting for the return of their enemies. We call them Sta'kars, creatures of light and wisdom, kindred of the gods, but I know their true name: They call themselves Humans. - Liara T'soni.
Crossover - Mass Effect & S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,924 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Complete
Paradox by Valkyrie Elysia reviews
After leaving the order, Ahsoka is sent by the Force to the future in order to aid in the rebellion against the Empire. And with this, comes the meeting of many people especially the boy that resembles her old master.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,209 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Luke S., Ahsoka T.
Professionalism Be Damned by Konstantinsen reviews
Snippets and anecdotes of how Major Aleksandr "Sacha" Degtyarev conducted his "lengthy and rigorous investigation" of the failure of Operation Fairway using methodologies that would make his superiors at the SBU (and the ZSU and the NGU and human rights groups) rage in horror had they knew what he was actually doing.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 12/13/2013
Serious Saitama by Gaming Ikari reviews
Saitama's dream of an all-powerful subterranean invasion isn't a dream, it's fact. He wakes up to subterraneans grabbing his face and throwing him through his apartment, and everything that follows as the Hero Association tries to save the fragments of the human race.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 1/6/2016
Good Morning Chernobyl by Fully Automatic Toaster reviews
BBC thought it would be a great idea to film a documentary in the Zone. The stalkers hired for it didn't think so, but 30,000 rubles a day is an excellent pacifier. Of course, rarely do things go according to plan, and the Zone is a fickle mistress. (Caution: coarse language and usual Zone inhumanity.)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 6/17/2016 - OC
Mercenaries and Heroes by ShaliKyuu reviews
Miss Pauling sends the team into the future as a last resort to find the last australium. But no one would suspect how far they would go. Meanwhile, a hundred years into the future, Overwatch is being assembled once again. Will Overwatch stand in the way of the mercenaries mission, or will an alliance be formed? Rated M for possible mature themes.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,006 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Engineer, Spy, Lena O./Tracer, Winston
Of Tracksuits and Ponchos by SoothingCoffee reviews
A Re:Zero and LISA Crossover. It hasn't been a day after he saved Emilia, and now here he was, living the life he couldn't live back at home. Until, of course, he died. But what the heck's up with the one-eyed little girl?
Crossover - Misc. Games & Re:Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Subaru N.
Dead Heat: Zootopia Nights by Kurosawa-san reviews
Humans have disappeared from the Earth and mammals have overtaken the throne at the top of the animal hierarchy, Judy Hopps and Nicholas Wilde, two of the ZPD's top cops, find hybrids and are investigating the case of the mad scientist who created them.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 8/10/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.] OC
Undertale by Picachuyou reviews
Hundreds of years later, the war with the Monsters is nothing more then a few pages in a history book. It is unknown where the Monsters were sealed away exactly, but that is not enough to stop Frisk. Join Frisk as she stumbles into the land of Undertale and struggles against the Monsters her people fought with so long ago. Novelization of Undertale. FemFrisk.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,077 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Frisk, Sans, Chara, Flowey
Different Strokes by LuckyMiltank reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if you stepped out of the norm? Meet Bic, an Octoling who wishes to learn more than what was fed to her by the Octarian camps and discovers way more than what she expected.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,398 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Octarians, OC - Complete
The Fazbear Club by CM-ha reviews
The Freddie Fazbear Pizza Parlor. A name that belongs to a restaurant that is filled with joy and happiness during the day. Although, it's a whole different story when the clock strikes 8pm. And a man named Mike Schmidt is about to find out that his once favorite pizza parlor holds a secret that is never to be revealed to the whole world.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Mike Schmidt
Yume no Naka by Sagashiteru reviews
In their little house a faraway village, Rem and Subaru prepare breakfast. Subaru/Rem fluff.
Re:Zero - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2016 - [Subaru N., Rem] - Complete
Untold Truths by somesquidkidfrominkopolis reviews
Conflict is eternal. Rated M for real world themes, strong language, and violence.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Inkboy, Marie, Octarians
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Memories by 101supertails reviews
In the city of Inkopolis, an inkling boy named Zack finds a lost and confused inkling girl who has no memory of who she was, or why she's even in Inkopolis in the first place. Not wanting to leave her in such a state, Zack decides to help her regain her memory, and as time goes on, the girl will slowly remember her memories, past, and the reason why she's in Inkopolis.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Callie
Aftermath by TheMidnightAssassin reviews
Gray Mann has finally won. After spending several months gathering the scattered and defeated Mann Co fighters, he has them in a prime position to kill them, save one problem: respawn. To buy himself time to unravel the complex device, Gray destroys the mercs' memories, gives them new personalities and scatters them across the globe with brand new lives until he can finish the job.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,230 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Complete
Undertale The Golden Ending by sirthursday1 reviews
"This is the good ending isn't it?" "Everybody was saved. Monsters got to go free. Humans accepted them. My friends are happy. Mom's happy as well." "Yeah, but there's one friend you couldn't save." With DETERMINATION, we'll get the best ending. No matter how long it takes.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Frisk
The MisAdventures of an Octoling by DomincanDragon reviews
Newly Reborn, our curious and somewhat idiotic protagonist is ready to see what this colorful world has to offer. Well, that is say he lives long enough.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2015 - OC
No, I'm not a Redguard by Cthulujr reviews
Prophet was ready to die fighting the Ceph, but the suit is possessive, and won't let him go that easily. Now, he wanders a frozen wasteland, trying to lend a hand towards a world just as threatened as his own.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Crysis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 7/27/2015
The Lusty Argonian Maid by DeamonPrince reviews
My own novelization of the famous play found in Tamriel.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,776 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014
Property Damage by Kagaseo reviews
Zelretch, bored to death, decides to cause mischief. As a result, the Grail calls upon seven of the most overpowered Servants the Throne of Heroes has in store. In the not so grim darkness of the current present… there can only be property damage. And crazy aliens.
Crossover - Warhammer & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,617 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - The Emperor, Shirō E.
I Am Giant by El Spoot reviews
Awakened after so many years, a lost memory to humanity seeks comfort in spirit, and to protect them from his own counterparts. A Giant wages war on Titans, and he, not they, will decide mankind's fate.
Crossover - Iron Giant & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014
The Liberation of Tamriel: The New Assassin Order by Desanion reviews
Two years after the defeat of Alduin, Tamriel is on the verge of war. As the Aldmeri Dominion seeks to conquer the continent and bend the will of those around its borders, the Empire struggles to prepare for the worst. Meanwhile, a strange visitor is thrown into the icy lands of Skyrim. Post-DLCs, the Dovahkiin is an Argonian Battle-Mage. Rated M just to be safe.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana, Shao Jun
The Mother reviews
A mother waits for her husband to come home
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2019