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"Darkness is the souls of mortals. The coil of lice that surrounds them, blame your idols for things that fail. All is their fault as you dismiss responsibility. Your inane points of view reek of insecurity and your love is as thin as this plastic world. Your name is not known to the masses and as time passes, you are a rotting corpse that breathes. "

--Germaine

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Drabbles by Mez the evil Brit reviews
Miscellaneous short fics. I changed the first one's name so I could use it for the fifth drabble.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/9/2005
The YuGiOh Roadtrip From HECK! by The Maine Coon Cat reviews
What happens when half of the Yugioh cast is forced to travel in a stupid van together for days on end? Total mayhem, of course!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 3/15/2005
Following by Armida reviews
REVISED: A missing scene from the movie. What happened after Roy rescued Chon from the railroad camp? SLASH.
Shanghai Noon/Night - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2001 - Complete
Of Fevers and Ghosts by Cyprith reviews
Hale attempts to coerse Proctor into a confession, and failing that, sets him free. Slash. ProctorHale
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,655 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006
First Kiss by Strawberry Hez reviews
No one ever told Roger that kissing was a sentimental affair that could certainly take a toll on your conscience.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Alternate Ending to Lord of the Flies by tramsnowtige reviews
OneShot! This is what would have happened if the officer didn't come to rescue the boys. What would have happened? You will just have to read.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Napoleon Dynamite: The Sweet Sequel by Valandil reviews
Napoleon goes on another ridiculous adventure to find a phone so he could talk to Kip. What will happen? One shot.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006
Ligers Exist by Holy-Shirt reviews
Napoleon and Pedro set off for a tots eating contest. But things don't turn out quite as expected...
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006
Psychedelic Mesozoic Concoction by Van Donovan reviews
River and Wash share insomnia.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Wash, River - Complete
The Not so Secret Window by SmileVampy reviews
Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004
Dreamcatchers by Jayni reviews
Wash and River discuss the future. Post Heart of Gold
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Wash, River - Complete
Serenity Mourning by AgentRusco reviews
River comforts the ship. Post BDM. OneShot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - River, Wash - Complete
Green Pastures by spookytonberry reviews
A bizarre story, developing the character of the horse foetus further. WadexHorse Foetus. Yes, I am sick.
House of Wax - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Chains of the Past by Lady Maico reviews
When Kim passes away, she leaves her Granddaughter with one final request. One that concerns going up to the mansion on the hill. Can Kate do it? What will she find once she makes it up there? First fic ever, please R&R.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,749 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/20/2005
Who Wants to Marry a Sniper Target? by Trinn reviews
Discover the language of Gibberish, evil pink teddy bears, and killer Chipmunks with laser eyes! Yes, this does have something to do with Phone Booth, but you'll have to read it to find out!
Phone Booth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 1/25/2004
Sugar and Spice by Wonkavite reviews
An unexpected sideeffect occurs when Willy Wonka, on Charlie's insistence, decides to test some candy. The result? Willy turns into a... now that would be telling Please Review!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Crow: Eric Draven's Return by Noir Productions reviews
Eric returns from the dead again, only to find the world has changed around him. Sarah's 20th birthday is around the corner. Albrecht is housing her. But the city is still different. Sarah looks like the spitting image of Shelly and feelings around turnin
Crow - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2005
Mort and the Grocery Store by Jilene Marr reviews
Mort finds that there is nothing better to do then to go to the store to look for some good old corn. When he gets there he meets a cast of characters that will surprise you. It is really a story for those who like a good laugh!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Mort Goes to the Orthodontist by darkprediction reviews
Mort discovers the evils of having to get his braces checked. Does Shooter decide to come along for the trip?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
A Room With a Mousse by The Maine Coon Cat reviews
Zim suddenly finds himself wed to a sweet, but totally incompetent Irken girl. The result? Chaos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
In Loving Memory by Jared-Thorin reviews
Yaoi. CarnelianLapis implications. Angsty and takes place after the series, don't say I didn't warn you. PS I'll write something longer next time.
Les Bijoux - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2005
Memento Mori by the Unrequited Lover reviews
Even as Miletta says she loves Vladislaus, strange things make her question him. Who is he really? After Dracula's turning, back in the beginning.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
I am the Shifter by Asmodeus1389 reviews
I am the Shifter. This is me.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Holly with Dead Leaves by White as Sin reviews
Love sprouts the most beautiful flowers but withers the strongest tree. Are two hearts forever estranged as they wrestle with so many loves? Les Bijoux slash PantherCarnelian
Les Bijoux - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
The Crucible Abridged by Miss Lucifer reviews
Arthur Miller's epic play...in 10 minutes. John Proctor would be turning in his grave if he ever saw this. This was written under the influence of excessive Monty Python, you have been warned. Please R&R, it's my first ff.net fic :)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2003
Rush Hour 3: Michael Jackson in trouble! by Blood of a Red Rose reviews
Rated for cussing and insanity! Co-written by Footychic32. Chapter one: My insane brain's fault please flame me and no-one else! RRC people!
Rush Hour - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2003
Full of Bull by Christina TM reviews
Lee's thoughts on Carter when they first meet. Non-slash.
Rush Hour - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2002
Imitation of Life by Armida reviews
SLASH Fifty years after the events of 'Shanghai Noon,' a man recalls his life.
Shanghai Noon/Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Complete
Rosetinted by Armida reviews
SLASH For the random objects challenge, which included the following: a pink fluffy bathrobe, candles, a potted plant, a deck of playing cards, lipstick, a priceless heirloom. All in 1500 words or less.
Shanghai Noon/Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Complete
Unspoken Boundaries reviews
A loud splash and a low whinny sounded behind him from the La Charla river. Waytt's shoulders tensed as he turned to see a young horse standing knee deep in the shallow water. Oneshot. Waytt returns from the airport and encounters Blackie.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete