TheMagesticMoose
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Joined 07-06-04, id: 626171, Profile Updated: 07-07-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Teen Titans, Wheel of Time, and Vampire Hunter D.

Sooo...yes. I'm a 17-year-old girl who needs to write more often. And that's about all you need to know. I'm a weirdo and like lots of strange things. My most recent obsession is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and I'm going as Ted for halloween with my friend, who is going as Bill. It will be most excellent.
I've liked Vampire Hunter D for forever...it, also, is most excellent.
I also play tenor sax in my schools' band and jazz band.
Just so you know, I think my best story that I have up would have to be my Vampire Hunter D one. The others are all really old and rather crappy :P The VHD one certainly isn't great, but it's a helluva lot better than my other ones. :P

Umm...that's about it.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." -Ted

I guess now you might go look at all my crappy stories, huh? Sucks to be you :P

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Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by ellowyntinuviel reviews
It's always easier to tell a girl how you feel when you aren't looking into her eyes... [Gelphie]
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Pippin the Ringbearer by SirNotAppearingInThisFilm reviews
What would happen if Pippin got hold of one of the Elven Rings? Just plain insanity! Yipee! Slash in ONE CHAPTER cause Helga and Moosey are dumb. PG because of insanity and suggestive fluffy in a few chapters. Glares at Helga and Moosey! Valentine's Day
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,980 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Peregrin T.
We All live in an apartment by angelinpunk reviews
Roy and ed live in an apartment, with me and my friend! What will happen? will they all get on eachothers nerves or What! Crazyness in this story!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Of Flumes and Quigs and Luna Lovegood by HeyI'mTalkingToYou reviews
The rocky tunnel filled with light as the jumbled music got louder. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and the music faded, and out of the tunnel stumbled a boy named Bobby Pendragon. Crossover with Pendragon. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Grieving in Earnest by HeyI'mTalkingToYou reviews
Frankenstein is not the only one with a broken heart...
Frankenstein - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
A Very Short Lived Romance by HeyI'mTalkingToYou reviews
One Shot. It's a beautiful day out, but Sirius and Remus are all alone in the commons. For hours. With nothing to do. What will they do? not really slash, just sort of weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Missing You by Alasse reviews
I watched you walk away and I knew that I would never see you again. Faye reflects on her feelings for Spike. Faye and Spike. SPOILERS. One shot.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Faye V., Spike S. - Complete
A Blue Christmas by SugarWords reviews
Raven is fet up with the family value of Christmas, but then Cyborg invites her to spend Christmas with his grandparents and she learns a whole new meaning to the word Family. Maybe she should give Trigon a try? CyRa, TBB, StR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Raven, Cyborg
Jinx's Curse by Phillip the Nickel reviews
Jinx puts a curse on Robin that makes him act perverted and bad....and Raven is home alone with him full summery inside..........COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,694 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Robin, Raven - Complete
The Pudding the sequel? by Riot DeLonge 182 reviews
The crappily written sequel to The Pudding...which is on TheMagesticMoose's account...the story's about the reunion after some number of years...StarRob too many OCs to write...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Starfire, Robin
Neville's First and Only Love by Riot DeLonge 182 reviews
Harry and Voldemort have a danceoff, Neville and Harry get into a catfight, and Trevor is really a hot 18yearold Swedish model in a string bikini! ABSOLUTE TERROR! Coauthored by TheMagesticMoose...also written by HelgaMoon that's moi...flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
A very Merry And PIPPIN! Christmas by Reasonably crazy reviews
A humorous account of the Fellowship going Christmas caroling. Gandalf grumbles, they all sing, to the dismay of their neighbors. Funnier than it sounds because I'm tired. Ch. 10 up soon!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003
Star Wars Risk by SirNotAppearingInThisFilm reviews
The Jedi Council members and Chancellor Palpatine decide to play Risk! Flames welcome! lol Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
The Fellowship vs the Mayonnaise Jar by TheMushroomComander reviews
While in Gondor, the Fellowship must face their most devious opponent yet! BUAHAHAHA! ROCK ON! R&R, Please, if you dont, then...you'll probably be better off...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Peregrin T.
Baby! by Since You've Been Gone reviews
Raven gets her sisters baby
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2005
A New Profession by Chibi Shinigami reviews
(VHD HP crossover) When D is hired for a new job it’s not what the vampire hunter expected in the lest.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
Attack of the Nazgirls! by TheMushroomComander reviews
On Merry's birthday, the old Fellowship is attacked by a group of screaming fans known only as the NAZGIRLS! My first story. Please r&r
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
WHY ME!, RAVEN, OF ALL PEOPLE? by Jingle Bells reviews
How do I tell this? it was just a dare, a REALLY stupid dare. But it rolled into something so bad and wrong. . . yet unexpactly great, and RIGHT!oh god I'm going insane WHY ME?. RORABB CHAPTER 8! RR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,028 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003
Wish by FlameTalon reviews
A girl wishes her self into ME
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004
A cinderella story of a different kind by Since You've Been Gone reviews
raven gets invited to an Arazathain ball.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2004
Fallen Raven revised edition by The One That You Loathe reviews
I revised and edited the first version and here it is.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Robin, Raven
Tempting Fate by VadaRose reviews
It's Seventy 5ive & VanillaSuga! We're back, giving Teen Titan fans a new story about love, humor, arguments, a marriage... A MARRIAGE? Sorry RobinStarfire fans, this is going to be a heartbreaker. Well, until the end at least.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
Lonesome Stranger by HeyI'mTalkingToYou reviews
Poor Cyborg. The others have all paired up, and he feels like an alien in his own house. Weird things happen when BB turns down a video game.... R&R please! Flames acceptable! Pairings- StarRob RaeBB and Cyborg is left all alone out in the cold...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004
Raven Returns by Wrenna reviews
-Complete- After a falling out with the Titans, Raven ran away. Now 5 years later, she finds herself back in Jump City and on the Titan Tower's doorstep. And will She find the one thing she has always wanted..(RobxRav pairing)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,611 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Good or Evil by Southern-Rebels reviews
When the Titans meet a new villian who makes Raven think is she good or evil who will help. slight RobinXRaven r&r plz
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Raven's Daughter by Jncera reviews
Sequel to Pili Lani, Close to Heaven. Raven and Robin have been going steady together for over 2 years. He finally proposes to her and they marry. Soon, a child is coming! Their lives are in perfect order...but nothing's perfect. FINISHED
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,538 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
The Titans are Stuck with the Ed Boys by Raven A. Star reviews
During a fight with a new villain, the Teen Titans are teleported to a new world: Peach Creek Estates. Will they ever find a way back home? Edd X Raven [COMPLETED]
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Complete
Bloody Bathhouse of Horror by Chingu reviews
Our favorite characters from Bloodlust are on a trip to a remote hot springs resort . . . but what can they really expect to happen while on their vacation? Read and find out . . .
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003
Sleep Gremlins by Reasonably crazy reviews
When Harry wakes in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, he becomes certain that its due to sleep gremlins. The hunt begins.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2003
D The Second! by DeadStarsMaster reviews
**CHAPTER 2 IS UP!!** My friend and I are writing this... and, well, if I'll tell you, you'll already know what's going on here... you'll know everything. Lets just say it's VERY FUNNY!
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
Spam Carriage by RoseHowlett reviews
Charlotte loves Spam! Please R&R
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
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The Acquisition of Hunters reviews
Basically D meets another dhampir...who is also a hunter...but I could go on about it forever so if you really want to know the real storyline at least read the first chapter...whatever. Romance in later chapters and such.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2005
A Light In The Dark reviews
Raven has a dream but has no clue what it means. It freaks her out and she decides to go for a walk. She ends up stopping by the mall, and meeting someone she'll never forget. No romance til the very end...:P
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Pheonix reviews
Ravens sister comes to town and shes really stirring up trouble.Shes WAY different from all the other Titans.What trouble could she cause while she stays with them? Plus many other wierd and completely random things that happen...RxR.First fic!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004
Harry Potter and the Texan reviews
A girl from Texas transfers to Hogwarts and becomes friends with our favorite threesome, Harry, Ron, and Hermione...She brings with her psychotic craziness that no one in Britain has ever witnessed before! BWAHAHAHA! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lost in a Fantasy reviews
A girl wishes herself into "The Wheel of Time" books and blah blah blah, just read please! NynLan in later chapters.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005
The Pudding reviews
Starfire makes a love pudding and feeds it to Robin! The thing is the pudding makes you tell who's your true love! All the other titans seem to have found the evils of the love pudding as well...RobStar by TheMagesticMoose and HelgaMoon. PG13 for suggesti
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete