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Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Hi,

my name is Alicia I'm not telling my sir-name, i'm not that crazy, though my sister would beg to differ,

I am Australian and 23, (contrary to popular belief by flamers I am not a psycotic american adolesant with unresolved self esteem issues)

My nick-name is hobbit becouse i am only 5ft short and as sam said i'm not growing anymore exept maybe sideways.

I am studdying Bachelor of arts at UWS to become a secondary teacher

I dont have much to say i'm a mad fan of LOTR's (books and movies)

Inu Yasha, Ruroni Kenshin, yu gi oh, Transformers, Naruto, Godzilla the searies, Bleach, and uuuuum realy any anime that i can find a few pepisodes or chapters for.

I have also now discovered Harry Potter stuff as well (curse the author for making snape evil)

currently i'm obsessing over lotr's

I can handle and appriciate almost any pairing be it straight slash or other but there are a couple I just cant deal with and sinced its shorter than typing out the list of the ones i like here they are,

legolas / gimli (this is just not right no matter how well writen, its just wrong, think of the height and size diference its just not physicaly posible)

Anyone not a hobbit / any of the hobbits (same deal think of the mechanics of it , it just couldnt happen without enormouse pain on the hobbits part in slash or a very flexible and esily satisfied girl)

Elladan / Elrohir (lets just not go there twincest is so wrong)

Eladan and or Elrohir / Elrond ( again lets not go there)

Faramir / Boromir ( again lets not do the incest thing)

Evil guys , souron , saruman , wormtounge, random ork/ Good guy or fellowship member (how anybody came up with the idea of leggy getting with lurts I will never know, shudders)

I am curently writing a story (I'M A WHAT?)and have managed to get myself a beta reader but updates will probably be eratic becouse i'm starting uni and life in general often takes over but i will try.

I've recently found that heaps of author bios have realy long lists of the things they think are funny, quotes, jokes gross facts ect so heres my list.

Men are like...

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6.. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn . ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

"There are no straight men, Just men who have not yet met Legolas".

"Issues? You bet your ass I have issues!"-T Shirt

"I have the right to remain silent...I just don't have the ability"- Ron White, Blue Collar Comedy Tour

"Fascinating. How do we kill it?" - General Landry, Stargate SG1

"Personally, I'd like to just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your desicion shall we?"- Van Helsing

"If your going to kill someone, kill them. Don't stand around talking about it."- Anna, Van Helsing

"AAACHOO! Sorry...I'm allergic to bullshit"- Det. Spoon, I Robot

"General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man." - Jack, Stargate SG1

"You know that 'We come in peace' business? Bite me." - Jack, Stargate SG1

'I used to have SUPER HUMAN POWERS but my therapist took them away.' -hot topic tee

'Silence is golden but duck tape is silver' - another hot topic tee

' Boys, you cant live with them and it's illegal to shoot them' -keychain

‘Paranoia will keep you alive. All courage gets you is dead.’

'Is he dead?'

'They never are.'

-- Darry & Trish, 'Jeepers Creepers'

'Why can't they have gay people in the army. Personally, I think they're just afraid of a thousand guys with M-16's going 'Who'd you call a faggot?''- Jon Stewart

'Use your head! That lump three feet above your a!' --Jimmy Dugan, 'A League Of Their Own'

'Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.' --Jocelyn, 'A Knight's Tale'

'Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.' -- Manfred, 'Ice Age'

'All right! Bring on those wise fcking Elves!' -- Eddie Dean, 'The Waste Lands,' Stephen King

'Yes, but why is the rum gone?' -- Captain Jack Sparrow, 'Pirates of the Caribbean'

'Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.' -- Westley, 'The Princess Bride'

Mum's gonna have kittens!"

"Big, carnivorous kittens," Another author I forget who

"The midnight pixies are coming with there rabid muffins!" – Another author I forget who

"We have lives we just don’t have dignity."- Another author I forget who

"But where’s all the rum gone?"-capt. jack sparrow

"Come to the dark side... We have Cookies!"- Another author I forget who

"Reality bites with many sizes of teeth"- Another author I forget who

" I have a.d.d and a bunch of magic markers...oh the fun I will have” Another author I forget who

"Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it..."

I'm talking about death—and you've never experienced that. And you cannot act it. You die a thousand casual deaths—with none of that intensity which squeezes out life. . .and no blood runs cold anywhere. Because even as you die you know that you will come back in a different hat.
But no one gets up after death—there is no applause—there is only silence and some second-hand clothes, and that's—death.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I farted.- some tee shirt dude

Life gets better as you get older... unless you're a banana. -Cecile Jackson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? -Edgar Bergen

A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones that need advice -Bill Cosby

He who laughs last didn't get it. -Helen Giangregorio

Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family in another city. -George Burns

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. -David Letterman

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. -Rodney Dangerfield

Suicide hotline...please hold. -some guy with an attitude

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you. -some guy with common sense

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society. -Mark Twain

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -Woody Allen

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. -Jack Handey

I'm out of my mind, please leave a message. -tee-shirt

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once) TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you’re a wanker. (t shirt slogan)

I'm going nucking futs! (me)

I swear to drunk I'm not god (me)

I’m not as think as you stoned I am (me)

Roll roll roll the joint
twist it at the end
light it up and have a puff
and pass it to your friends (Emma Lynn)

See I knew you were staring at my tits! (t shirt)

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me (t shirt)

I’m not A bitch I’m THE bitch and its Miss Bitch to you!

Under the influence of chocolate (t shirt)

If you can read this you’re too fucking close! (bumper sticker)

You know I have this lip balm and it smells like clag glue! (my sister)

The cheese stands alone
the cheese stands alone
hi ho the dairy oh
the cheese stands alone

Fish heads
fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads
fish heads
eat them up
yum!

Cheesy toilet paper! (my sister)

Save a tree, eat a beaver! (my sister)

The cheese doodles have taken over the city (my sister)

mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates, By the time you finish them you feel sick! (me twisting the words of forest gump)

The sporks and the shoelaces will do battle and the spoons shall inherit the earth! (me)

Tell me again, why do I need a boyfriend? (t shirt)

I finaly got it all together, but i forgot where i put it. (kitchen plaqe)

Reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thingabout being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your ownEaster eggs.

Just before the funeral service, the undertaker came up to the very elderly Widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" 98," shereplied. "Two years older than me." "So, you're 96," the undertakercommented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will andtold her preacher that she had two requests. First, she wanted to becremated, and second, she wanted her Ashes scattered overWal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'llbe sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose, mind you. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief"

Don't think of it as hot flushes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.

THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Men are like tiles
lay them right the first time
and walk all over them for the rest of their lives.

I’m not going insane; I got there years ago, Actually it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Me)

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” -Elayne Boosler

“Fat people are hard to kidnap”

“How many vegetables had to die to make your stupid salad?”

“We have seen the future and it is filled with sign like: Warning! No walking into walls. They will not move for you.”

“Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.”

“Fight Crime! Shoot Back”

“Don’t think the police help? The next time you’re in trouble, try calling a crackhead.”

“Peace! Something to shoot for!”

“Establish world peace: Kill everyone!”

"They're fragile, the elves, particularly the Mirkwood strain." - Viggo Mortensen

"That's so funny." - Orlando Bloom, rather sarcastic, in response to above comment.

"Final count, forty two."

"Forty two? Not bad for a pointy-eared elven princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on number forty three."

"Forty three."

"He was already dead."

"He was twitching."

"He was twitching because he's got my axe imbedded in his nervous system!" - Gimli and Legolas, TTT

"'The arses on the trousers aren't very tight. They're very loose and baggy and I like tight trousers. And the shoes - the shoes have got a bit of a heel, and it's a strange sensation for a man. Especially when you're running.' He mimes a mincing trot. 'I am mighty Hornblower! Watch me run like a girl!'" - Ioan Gruffud

"Strangely enough, the first time I tried to read the book I was on holiday in Florida. I dropped it in the pool my first day there. If that's not a Pippin thing to do, I don't know what is." - Billy Boyd on being asked if he could relate to Pippin.

"If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli." - Dominic Monaghan

"Legolas doesn't speak a lot - he prefers to let his actions speak for him. Legolas' moves are smooth and elegant, like a cat. You know how cats can jump and land steadily on their paws? That's what I'm trying to do. There's a strength in that, but it's very balletic. It's also bloody hard to do without falling over!" - Orlando Bloom

"Vig used to call me 'elf boy,' and I'd call him 'filthy human.' As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'" - Orlando Bloom

"We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!" - Orlando Bloom

"Elf Envy...they all had it." - Orlando Bloom

"My life at the moment is a bit like my wardrobe. Organised chaos." - David Wenham

"I like cooking, but I like other people cooking more." - David Wenham

"I was on my way out of a Sunday rehearsal. When I was walking out of the gym, all sort of sweaty, half in street clothes and half in Aragorn's clothes, waiving the sword around, trying to keep a mental picture of what we've just done. Just walking down the street, down to where my car was parked, on a Sunday afternoon, waiving the sword around, looking like some desperate Rasputin character. Cops car comes: there's been some report..." - Viggo Mortensen

"Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew." - Johnny Depp

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while there I was the prime suspect." - my friend Rebecca

You know you're a LOTR freak if:

1. When asked where you want to go on vacation, you say "A nice trip to Rivendell would be relaxing."

2. You're idea of a perfect marriage means that you marry an elf.

3. When your little brother's first word is " Ada", you get excited, because you know that's the Elvish word for "father".

4. When you see a golden band around someone's finger, you wonder why they aren't invisible.

5. Your idea of "graceful" is watching Legolas prance through the woods killing orcs.

6. You write the mayor and tell him that houses built into the ground with round, wooden doors are a better way to live.

7. At a restaurant, you ask the chef if they serve Elven bread.

8. When you grow up, you want to live in New Zealand.

9. You consider anyone measuring below 5 feet to be a "half-ling".

10. When asked in class to give a synonym for "traitor", you say "Gollum!"

11. Mom hears you muttering "My Precious" in your sleep.

12. Your goal is to live to be 111.

There are three types of people you don't piss off, Custom Officials, Air Marshals, and Police Officers. Because they can say funny things like 'Cavity Search'.

Republican's For Voldemort

Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring.

There is no quality in others that frightens you more than the shadow of what you might have been.

"Yes... BUT NO SPRINKLES! God help you if I find sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find... I shall KILL YOU!"

-Stewie; Family Guy

"Remember, women are slower to come then men."

-Jaime( Me.) (When told to walk faster.)

"It was Professor Dumbledore who felt that the fifth and sixth year students needed a class of this nature. Personally, I think it a great waste of time, and a rather scary venture. The thought of any of you actually breeding one day, brings terror to my heart."

- Professor Snape's Sex 101 By Aradia

The Death of Many is Necessary for the Lives of the Few.
I Reject Your Reality & Substitute My Own

"And someone throws a chicken up onto the stage. So I pick it up and throw it back into the crowd I mean, I'm from Detroit, I've never been on a farm: it has feathers and wings...it'll fly." ~Alice Cooper

Who Cares About Love...I'd Rather Fall In Chocolate

"I've been thinking with my guts since forever, and you know what? I've come the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains"

"Where will talent take you if you half-ass everything?"

What garlic is to a salad, insanity is to art."

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." -Oscar Wilde

"Keep in mind... The object of Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but to rather skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "HOLY SH!T WHAT A RIDE!""

id lose my mind if it wasn’t attached... oops there it goes...

"I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall..."

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't,

"Lobotomy’s are what made this country what it is today."

" the best part of waking up is Satan in your cup"

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

My current favorite song is from the soundtrack of LOTR's two towers

Gollum's Song
performed by Emiliana Torrini

Where once was light
Now darkness falls
Where once was love
Love is no more
Don't say goodbye
Don't say I didn't try

These tears we cry
Are falling rain
For all the lies you told us
The hurt, the blame!
And we will weep to be so alone
We are lost
We can never go home

So in the end
I'll be what I will be
No loyal friend
Was ever there for me

Now we say goodbye
We say you didn't try

These tears you cry
Have come too late
Take back the lies
The hurt, the blame!

And you will weep
When you face the end alone
You are lost
You can never go home
You are lost
You can never go home

Gives me goose-bumps every time i listen to it, so very gollum.

And thats about it , for the most part i love romance and humor parodys check out my c2 comunity it has over160 cool humor storys . thats all from me TTFN ta ta for now

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Asking Too Much by EmInArEvOl reviews
Post ROTF. Sam's changing and it all began in Egypt. Unfortunately, his changes are just the beginning of a horrifying sequence of events. A more sinister enemy forces both factions to finally... Full Summary inside! Slash! Rating may go up.
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Rein Raus by Mokushi Ryuu reviews
Title from Rammstein! Harry Potter-Black works at the Jeffersonian, is a special agent with the highest clearance, and a complete mystery to Booth; who spends way more time than he should pondering just why everyone seems to adore the Charming Brit!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/5/2010 - [Harry P., S. Booth]
Imperceptible by forthright reviews
A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru and Kagome, CU. NEWEST: 'Plummet' An unwise wish would be a dangerous thing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 3687 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Imprint by DB2020 reviews
After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
You Don't Have To Be My Boyfriend by MissCar reviews
Academy fic AU love story. Jim and Spock got together before they encountered a certain psychotic Romulan. Then how exactly did Jim still end up marooned on Delta Vega? That's a funny, sad, and complicated story.  Pairings:K/S Amanda/Sarek
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,239 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] N. Uhura, Amanda G. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by thegoldentouch reviews
When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 269,685 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2004 - S. Kaiba
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Dripping Wings by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
A poor street punk is sucked into another world where magick and strange goddesses rule...and finds himself actually apart of this madness as he spreads his wings. Shounen-ai. Y-YY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 120,530 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/9/2004
Is that a carrot in your pocket? by Dapper reviews
After the war with Voldemort has ended, Harry seeks the peace he cannot find within his own world. He finds himself on an adventure he could never have expected, while discovering the truth about his real origins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
The New Students by White Angel Chan reviews
YGO/HP crossover, as promised. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are invited to Hogwarts; however, dark forces have discovered the existance of the millennium items and plot to use them for their own means...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,182 - Reviews: 4613 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2002
Lone Flower by Vathara reviews
Halloween, from the possessor's point of view. So much for research in Soul Society's archives.... Challenge response to TtH's #1112.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
The Prince by Sorrel reviews
AU. The kid Clark rescues turns out to be the younger brother of the billionaire he’d slept with the summer before. Things are about to get very complicated, and in the middle of the sex and intrigue, is Julian. ClarkLex, ClarkJulian. Slash.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
Vacation Blues by Shi-koi reviews
Yaoi - Crossover - YGO & Harry Potter - Yami x Yugi - Puzzleshipping - Yami & Yugi go on vacation, unwittingly they get drawn into another magical world. Maybe some of the HP world will find out that not all Darkness is evil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/5/2003
Intruders by AmunRa reviews
Complete: Yugi Moto and Seto Kaiba are not themselves. The reason leads Kaiba to confront an old enemy, and leads Yami back to his ancient home to confront his past.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 254,570 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Gate of Memories by Seto's Darkness reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, a part time student archaeologist. His latest discovery: a buried city known to exist 5000 years ago as Konohagakure. Along with it, Naruto finds a diary that once belonged to one traitor and lover, Uchiha Sasuke [SasuNaru YAOI]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wayward Wizardry by Jase Shadowstar reviews
HP/YGO X-over. Full summary inside. Voldemort has finally struck in a series of attacks that rocked the foundation of the magicial world...magic battle schoo..last piece of the puzzlel.. rewriting my other fic
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,517 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 5/18/2003
Reunion by captwulf reviews
Kagome is being forced to go to her family reunion, but danger lurks there. IY convinces her to by going with her. Can he keep her safe even against her own family? InuKag,lots of fluff
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Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Picture Perfect by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
The last person Seto Kaiba expected to find taking pictures of him was Katsuya Jounouchi. [SetoJoey, futurefic, M for safety]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Dragon Wars by Glue Project reviews
KaibaCorp's newest virtual game has effectively snared the interest of everyone's favorite puppy, Jounouchi! In this virtual world, you can choose to have any name other than your own, and meet people you never thought you would. SetoJou eventually CH7!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Joey's Little Red Eyes by Usagi Youkai reviews
Seto Kaiba is turned into a teddy bear sized Red Eyes Black Dragon. Guess who finds him [JoeySeto] Also [TristanDuke] [BakuraMarik] hints of, but no real 'shiping of [YugiTeaYami] one sided [MaiJou]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,826 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/3/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Anything But Ordinary by Marisa reviews
COMPLETE! Final chap up. Legolas discovers an elf maid held against her will in a land of unknown customs. Finding himself unable to resist her, he faces feelings he can't explain and the serious consequences of his actions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,872 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Turmoil by Kaitourei reviews
Yugi, Ryou, and Malik always seem to go to Hogwarts, but what if someone else was to go? Such as the reincarnation of a certain High Priest? And this time Voldemort’s NOT after the Mill. Items… COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,912 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Complete
What is Gentleness? by Seventh Sage reviews
Sequel to Learning to Love The holdiays approach, but Yugi receives horrible news. The others are not much better off. Will they have a happy holiday? Yaoi, YxY, BxR, SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,035 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Child of Darkness by Tara.B Amy reviews
AU yyxy: He was trapped in the Millennium Puzzle for about 3000 years now, alone with the Shadows and the Darkness. Who can rescue him from the claws of the Shadows and finally set him free? Chapter Five up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
The Taur'i Pharaoh by FireSenshi2 reviews
Crossover YGO/SG1. A legend states that a Pharaoh was the one to free Earth & SG1 are about to see how.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,067 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 6/21/2003
Operation: Valentine by D. Draggy reviews
Valentine's Day. Love is in the air... and what kind of big brother would Joey be if he didn't keep an eye on his sweet, innocent sister? Of course, he'll need help. SetoJoey... eventually. Follow-up to "To Seto, From Joey".
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Through the Mirror by Tara.B Amy reviews
yyxy AU. Yugi Mutou is able to look through the Mirror. And what does he see there? Or rather... who? Chapter Eleven up! Chapter Eleven: There's still the distrust standing between them like a barrier. And the lack of understanding.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,770 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Light Dark by Glue Project reviews
It turns out that Jou -also- has a spirit from Ancient Egyptian times in his mind. The problem? It isn't his.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2004
The Twelve Days of Christmas by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
Earthen Lieutenant Yuugi Motou becomes unwittingly mated to an Aldar Lieutenant whilst on his Christmas vacation. Shounen-ai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003
The power of a wish by Sansi reviews
YxY Yaoi. Yugi was granted a wish when he solved the millennium puzzle and somehow the animecharacter Yami shows up. While they develop a bond to each other Yami's past comes haunting them. Can they face it together? complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,152 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
The Yugioh cast behind the scenes as they help create fanfiction stories. Fluff and Yaoi-ness abound.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
Snow Love, Snow Bound by Lynn Harp reviews
Yugi, Yami, Jou, and Seto decide to go to the mountains for winter vacation. On the way there something happens. Jou and Seto in a cabin, alone together? Yami and Yugi trapped? What will happen? [Complete!]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
Infiltration by Kirbie reviews
[HPxYGO] Voldemort's dispatching spies into Hogwarts to analyze their security systems. At first, he doesn't realize there are Millennium Item holders there to help stop him. But then he formulates another plan... Chapter 7: Reconcilation is up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003
Trip to Fall by Lethe Seraph reviews
JouKai So, he's woken up. That's all right, right? Well, what does he do when he's woken up on the floor note, floor of his nemesis? A strange sense of humor and romance, if you can call it that, combine in this oddity of a fic ... [hiatus]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,179 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Into the Mists by Faith-Kitty and Jollie-Rancher reviews
Yu-Gi-OhHarry Potter Yu Gi goes to Hogwarts as a teacher. Introduces Shadow Magic to students. Voldomort teams up with evil yami's. We will try to update as often as possible. :) The Bible got thrown in some how don't ask us how 'cause we don't know
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003
Snowed In by insight-to-insanity reviews
A blizzard traps Jou and Seto inside Kaiba Corp. SJ yaoi, don't like don't read...bad summary, not bad story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,129 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
Egyptian Sorcery by AlantisB reviews
Yugi defeated Pegasus but disappears in the Shadow Realm to arrive in a new world. Egyptian magic lives on, but the duel monsters disappeared here. How will the wizard world cope with the Shadow Game’s King? YGOHP x-over, SLASH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,117 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 11/21/2002
History of Magic by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,426 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Roll the Bones by Vathara reviews
Yugi, Seto, and Ryou find chaos in Cascade, Washington. Crossover with the Sentinel.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,865 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Take My Hand by Infinity3 reviews
Coming back to school after Winter Break, Seto and Joey discover that their new schedules aren't exactly what they hoped for. On top of that, they're being forced to work together again! What is WITH these teachers?! Sequel to Freak of Nature Documentary.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,460 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
Once Upon a Day by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
Little Yumi has lost both of her parents, and now must live not only with her uncle, but with his partner as well. As same-sex marriages are disdained, she must learn to cope. Y/YY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003
Not Your Average Muggles by Enasni Reverof reviews
HP/YGO Xover - Harry & co. take a trip to Domino and end up helping the Japanese Ministry of Magic track down the cause of several
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,832 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003
Gandalf's familiar by Werecat99 reviews
The tenth member of the Fellowship: Middle Earth through the eyes of a cat. Chapter 7 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Gandalf, Aragorn
Never been Kissed by Estella Greenleaf reviews
Another Aragorn/Legolas slash.... Legolas is a shy introvert who returns to warrior training camp. Would he get more than what he bargained for? *completed*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,759 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
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I'M A WHAT! reviews
A high school art teacher with a secret love of all things lord of the rings, is transported rather rudly to middle earth, thanks to the abject stupidity of two of her students. The fun dosent stop there though,
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,342 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Glorfindel
Far from home
There is a plot to overthrow Gaara the Kazakage of Sauna. Becouse the conspiritors are not strong enough to outright defeat gaara they use a teleportation jutsu to send him to another world. However the world he enters is very interesting.. K for violence
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Gaara
No Bravery reviews
Just a one shot where slytherin and gryfindor have a sing of to deside who wins the house cup, AU there is no hbp or order of the pheonix and voldy poo is dead despite the jokes its a serios fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Absolutely Purrrrfect! reviews
Girl gets sucked into ME by a weird ass cult as a sacrafice, she gets changed into a big cat, and saved by someone new. Rated for gory discriptions and language. have fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel
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