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hello! im back!

ok, a few things about me.

i like harry potter and star wars. end of story.

please read Harry Potter and the Random Star Wars Crossover. Its funny. I swear. hehehe

I live in Australia.

I am male ... WHY IN THE NAME OF HELL ARE THE ONLY SUCSESSFULL WRITERS FEMALE?

I like humour.

i write humour.

i read humour.

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yep.

humour.

humour.

humour.

humour.

HUMOUR.

hhhmm...

is this how you spell humour?

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Seven Days As A Pokemon by ReLeeS reviews
Pokemon are loved everywhere, right? Wrong. The city of Cyprus is exactly the opposite - hatred and fear lingers in the minds of most. 16-year old Jenn follows the crowd. But will her perspective change when an Espeon turns the tables? Read and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,535 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/27/2003
There's No Place Like Hoenn by RoseMasterD87 reviews
Angelina travels into the Hoenn Region same time as Ash Ketchum for their journeys. What adventures, people, and Pokemon will they encounter along the way? R&R! Complete but undergoing major editation!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 227,197 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - OC - Complete
Pokemon Platinum Version: THE BOOK by Patinator reviews
Meet Roy, a normal 10 year old with a normal life who lives in a not so normal place to us: Littleroot Town! What will happen with him and his Pokemon? Find out here!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,416 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006
Denial by Maigon Jesolite reviews
SiriusOC. The eternal story of Chloe Stone, who Sirius got pregnant at 15, and then a whole load of weird things happened. Now most of them are living in the afterlife. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 97,489 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dark Growlithe by Gardie reviews
A disillusioned Growlithe escapes from his previous pack and is taken in by another. While there he falls in love with an eevee but his nightmare isn't over. Warning: Pokemon fluff and violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,649 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
There For You by michelleywelley reviews
Sequel to 'Telling RonPG, Romance, RH. Read first. Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Ginny are back at school after Christmas. There's a new DADA teacher and the DA is restarted. Problems of different kinds occur during the year. RH,HG. CH 31 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,757 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
The One With Anakin's Big break by padme's sister reviews
What do you get if you cross FRIENDS and Star Wars? Total Randomness! Read on to find out what happens. Please review aswell.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Pokèmon Adventure: White Version by Naya Zephronic reviews
A young girl starts her pokemon adventure with a most unusual pokemon. ... what? you expected something diffrent? just read it, okay?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
Oh, Baby! by S. C. Hardy reviews
Ron's away on a business trip, and his wife, Hermione, goes into labor just a little bit early. Harry and Ginny are there to help, but will Ron make it back in time for the birth of his child?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry Potter is on FIRE 2! by Darkboy77 reviews
THE SEQUEL IS HERE! More insane stuff, such as a very familiar opening paragraph, a buff Uncle Vernon, Death Eaters not eating death, jedi mind tricks, (shudder) cheek travel, a mad cool hat, an evil beater, and a pair of hot pink boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 51,896 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
A Pokemon Story by Amme Moto reviews
A girl player with the name of Mira goes on a pokemon adventure and is nicknaming all her Pokemon on the way. Ash and friends here too! Please R&R! Chapter 5 is on and no chapter 6 until I get 37 reviews!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004
And Sparks Shall Fly by Darkboy77 reviews
Harry has been staring at a figure in his dreams for quite some time. And then, he finds out it's Hermione. This would be fine if Ron hadn't been wanting to ask Hermione out but didn't- till now. Sparks shall fly, battles ensue, heartbreaks will follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
Finale by Sullen Shadowhawk reviews
Ron tells the story of graduation day. Very sad. Some angst. Mild language, minor ootp spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
What is an Ignoramus? by Sullen Shadowhawk reviews
Hermione has to write Snape an essay describing an ignoramus but she decides to have fun with it. R&R please, it's funnier than it sounds I hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
click by Freelancer reviews
The original Order of Phoenix is getting ready to take the picture Moody showed Harry in the fifth book. However, this is much, much easier said than done...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/24/2002
Harry Potter and the Movie by Mrs Grim reviews
*P* Harry Potter and friends watch the Harry Potter movie...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/28/2001 - Published: 11/23/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
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