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Joined 07-08-04, id: 627008, Profile Updated: 11-11-15
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Animorphs.

Thanks for visiting my profile! I'm not very active here anymore, I haven't had the motivation to write in a long time, but this is still my favorite site for reading fanfiction. So here's a little bit about me:

Name: Mandy/Sage

Birthday: 08/27/89

Fave Series: Harry Potter, Animorphs

Fave Pairings: SnapexLily, HarryxDraco, RonxHermione, MarcoxRachel, JakexCassie, MarcoxJake (cuz why not)

I also manage a community of HP fanfics focused on Harry being abused by the Dursleys. Whether the story sticks to the neglect of canon or exaggerates a bit, there's just something wonderful about that side of the books being explored instead of ignored.

My inbox is always open if you have/want a fic recommendation, or if you just want to say hi :)

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The Nine People You Meet In the Afterlife by xoxo yourstruly reviews
DH SPOILERS. A chronology in the afterlife following those who have left, those who have arrived and what death is like looking at it from the other side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 22h - Published: 8/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., Fred W. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shadows Within the Light by SensiblyTainted reviews
SEQUEL:BMFS After 4th yr, Harry's adopted and becomes Shadow Snape. He returns to a Hogwarts run by McGonagall, with a slightly altered face and new scars. Neville and Draco help him face the monsters in his mind and the new evils stalking the world.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 476,948 - Reviews: 3904 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flying with Tattered Wings by SensiblyTainted reviews
Long Epilogue to Shadows Within the Light! Harry Potter is dead and Shadow Snape lives in his place, or, well, dreams in his place. He's in a coma. Can his adopted father, Severus Snape, and boyfriend, Draco Black, an ex-Malfoy, help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,507 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 4,699 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Megamorphs: The Wizarding World by typhoonboom08 reviews
Horror strikes as the Yeerks discover the wizards. However, thanks to a war, infesting them is moving extremely slowly. Determined to stop them quickly, the Animorphs head to England with the morphing cube and the determination to infuriate two tyrants
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jake, Neville L. - Complete
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Piano Man by DarkestAngel13 reviews
Harry needs a break from the attention of being a hero. The minister helps him out by sending him away with a baby, a housemate, and a guard. Amidst highschool and romance, Harry learns that he can let himself be taken care of. SLASH MalexMale
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 180,202 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
When He Chose Possibility by TheKittenLeftForDead reviews
Following his death, the Doctor decides that if he has to live again he will do so under three conditions. First, he will not be a hero. Second, he will have no memories of being the Doctor. Third, he will be ginger. Unfortunately for him, two out of three do not go as planned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Observations In Magical Time by LittleBabeBlue reviews
What happens when our favorite characters are de-aged and forcibly sorted? Hysterical Sorting Hats of course! Harry Potter/Doctor Who/BBC Sherlock crossover Rated T because I'm more paranoid than Mad-Eye Moody.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3775 - Favs: 5,977 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hundred Acre Wood by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Eleven year old Harry's fondest wish is to disappear. With help from friends in a magical storybook he just might succeed. Warning: Mention of extreme child abuse and rape. Please don't read this fanfic if this will distress you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,791 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Magician by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
When he was little, Harry Potter's favorite show was Doctor Who. One-shot. Not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 180 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Remember by iliveatlast reviews
When he finds out that Lockhart's specialty is memory charms, he feels sick, even though he's not sure why. Snape tries to find out. Warning: sexual abuse of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Riddle Me This by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
A mishap in Charms causes some problems in Hogwarts. Namely, an incomprehensible Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisition Revision by verbal acuity reviews
D/H - Draco abuses his power as Prefect and Inquisitorial Squad member when he catches Potter out after hours - oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Demented Loss by ebec11 reviews
Dialogue Poem, a look at what would happen if Harry's memories from the Dementors included things much worse then his parents death. A/U homelife, warnings include all types of abuse and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unusual Holiday in Cardiff by teshara reviews
A moments pause in the street leads to Severus Snape and Captain Jack Harkness fighting a rampaging cockatrice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., Jack H. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 3,630 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
How Harry Learned To Keep His Hands To Himself by remuslives23 reviews
How Harry Learned to Keep His Hands To Himself Most of the Time . Summary: When is a Crup not a Crup? When it's a teleporting, time traveling, energy guzzling alien, that's when. HP/TW crossover. HP/DM, CJH/IJ pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Jack H. - Complete
Flexibility by Bird of Poetry reviews
"I used to date a guy with no mouth. Surprisingly creative." A cracktastic crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Ax - Complete
Portrait Experiences by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
One-Shot. Cute, sweet fluff. Albus Severus Potter is called to the Headmistress's office, but he isn't feeling too well. Whose portrait ends up noticing this fact?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable." - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., George W., Fred W.
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Nargles by TheWeaselette reviews
Just a short moment between Neville and Luna during Slughorn's Christmas party. Featuring drunk Seamus. NLLL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nessie Reads New Moon by Melody Cullen reviews
Nessie reads New Moon and has quite the reaction to it... Totally TOTALLY random one shot written out of NaNoWriMo procrastination! Reviews always apreciated!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
The Cat and the Hawk by DinosaurNothlit reviews
Post-war one-shot. A stray cat wanders into Tobias's territory, and Tobias quickly realizes that this cat is an old friend.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tobias - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 414 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Human Bondage by Emily Waters reviews
Slavery complicates things. That's why HP fanfiction characters in Master/slave relationships now have a support group. Humor/Satire. Harry/Severus, Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Bill/Fenrir, Neville/Luna/Ginny, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tobias Tells Ax by AniJen21 reviews
Implicitly obvious, I hope. We never discovered just how Ax found out that his greatly admired mentor and brother caved into cowardice and fled to Earth to be with the woman he loved-how will he take it when he finds out? R/R, thanks!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ax, Tobias - Complete
The Best Aurors in the Department by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Aurors Potter and Malfoy are the best, but even they don't usually bring in traumatized, drooling criminals. It's up to Minister Shacklebolt to figure out what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps to Losing a Crown by Dreamfall reviews
The journey from Queen Susan the Gentle to the "no longer a friend of Narnia" in 10 incremental steps.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 326 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 6,360 - Follows: 669 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 292 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Merge of Wars by breannatala reviews
CROSSOVER: Harry Potter,Animorphs. The Animorphs find themselves in London after hitchhiking a ride on a yeerk ship. What is Voldemort planning? Can they get the Yeerks out of England? After the 5th book for HP, after the 34th book for Animorphs
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 3/10/2006
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by TheMusicGirl reviews
Several wizards and witches reaction to a very interesting movie they happen to stumble upon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Exgirlfriend by Athenian Grace reviews
Draco is getting annoyed with Cho friggin Chang. HPDM if you don't like slash then don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Basilisk by Tricota reviews
Doesn’t it bother you that no one does anything with the Basilisk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Why Severus Snape Never Answered Stupid Questions by Emerin reviews
Potter's curious and Severus has to suffer for it ::author sniggers:: x implied SLASH SeverusHarry x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
But I Thought He Was by boyamiconfuzed reviews
In which Remus discovers that several of his friends were caught offguard by his engagement to Tonks. Slash is mentioned, then vehemently denied. Poor Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Oh My Gods by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT) Harry's a Veela and so is Draco, but they're not mates! Nope, nope... waaaaait... (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 504 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Mr Elric by maboroshi-hime reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E. - Complete
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/5/2004
Sanctuary by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Warning! Child abuse theme. Harry becomes ill and must have help. Uncle Vernon gets his due. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/3/2000 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Missed Opportunities reviews
A missing scene from book 33. Marco POV. Marco/Rachel
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Marco, Rachel - Complete
In the Closet reviews
Drabble, Harry and Draco stuck in a closet. Rated M for implications
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Unexpected Breakfast reviews
Harry wakes up to find the Dursleys acting really strange. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
I Hate the Rain reviews
Harry muses on the rainy weather after Sirius dies. Short and sad. Reviews would be loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
We Belong Together Now reviews
AU. Lily and Severus make up after their fight in fifth year. Romantic One-Shot inspired by the song ‘My Life Would Suck Without You’ by Kelly Clarkson. LE/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Laughter reviews
Harry, Ron, and Ginny compare evil laughs. Hilarity ensues. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Land of Oz reviews
Harry Potter meets the Wizard of Oz. A parody of the movie using the Harry Potter characters. Hilarity ensues. No Hogwarts on this side of the rainbow. Featuring good grammar!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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