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Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Kane Chronicles, Fairy Tail, and Deadpool.

NO LONGER ACTIVE

Dunno if I'll start writing on here again, and if I do, I still probably won't be continuing my old stories

My tumblr is @epickumquat42 if you wanna message me or see more of my writing

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Excelsior by Noire Knightmare reviews
By day, he is Arthur Kirkland, university student and best friend of Alfred F. Jones. By night, he is England, world-renowned thief and sworn enemy of America. Hetalia superhero/supervillain AU, USUK. Now on AO3 under the same username.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 203,112 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2015 - England/Britain, America
The New Kid by killerbee07 reviews
"Sadie didn't think much of the new kid, but Drew certainly did- acting as if they were old friends or something. Maybe they were, maybe they weren't. Whatever the case, he didn't seem to be enjoying the attention." Now a series.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 7/27/2012
Dear Mortals by jayan0706 reviews
The characters from PJO and Kane Chronicles send us fanfiction authors letters on their opinions about some of the stuff people are writing. Read on if you're not opposed to being threatened or dying of laughter.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 100 - Words: 26,377 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Dionysus, Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
A CATastrophe by Queen of the Faye reviews
When Harry and Draco are assigned a potions detention by the new professor, something was bound to go wrong. So it shouldn't have been a surprise, when one potion exploded, followed by the entire line of them. What did come as a surprise was the gray-eyed black kitten that Harry found himself in charge of, and the realizations that would follow. Harry/Draco slash fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,243 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Yummy Gelato by supremegreendragon reviews
Italy tries to get Germany to try something new. But the German nation refuses, so Italy will just have to try harder. And how dare Germany calls it ice cream? Slight GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Germany, N. Italy
Shut Up and Drive by Ashesofthesoul reviews
All Matthew wanted was a little bit of excitement. Not to get in over his head. ((Prucan, commission)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Half-Blood Games by Doublekitcat reviews
Our favorite demigods play all sorts of crazy games, including Monopoly, Truth or Dare, Battleship, Chess, Checkers, and a bunch more! Rated T for mild swearing. Pairings include: Percabeth, Jasper, Frazel, Caleo, Soangelo. All rights go to Rick, King of the trolls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014
Two Wrongs Equals A Right by Amethyst Raindrops 16 reviews
Anybody related to Voldemort must be inherently evil... right? Harry Potter thinks so. Nobody good could come from Voldemort. When Dumbledore announces that Voldemort has a grandson named Percy Jackson, Harry's already labeled Percy as EVIL and put him on his enemy list. But Percy Jackson is not whats expected by a long shot and he's not going to take any prejudices lying down...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,352 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 10/17/2013
Bard of Morning's Hope by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Bard of Morning's Hope is a seemingly unstoppable serial killer striking at Death Eaters and former Slytherins. After Lucius Malfoy's violent death, Harry Potter is assigned to protect the remaining Malfoys. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,733 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Drarry Clichés by Living.Like.A.Boss reviews
All the most popular Drarry tropes compiled in one place. Including Veela, rentboy, jealousy and more! Sort of a prompt and fill. Most recent cliché - Vampire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Tournament of Power by PercyJacksonAlways reviews
Dumbledore suspects Voldemort will make use of the Triwizard Tournament to get his hands on Harry Potter. So he seeks help from the Big Three demigods to protect Harry. Percy, Thalia, and Nico have to go to Hogwarts to protect Harry, undercover of a fourth participating school. But as suspicions rise, and Voldemort finds out about the demigods, will they get out of this alive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,613 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Deadpool's PSA by Petchricor reviews
Deadpool's got something to say to his fanbase
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Some Things Should Not Be Discovered by Austin Reyes reviews
What if the guild had the internet put in and discovered Fanfiction?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,914 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Cana A., Lucy H., Mirajane S., Wendy M.
Nico di Angelo is Emo Trash by bisexual-annabeth reviews
Based on the Tumblr post that says there are three types of emos: sad My Chemical Romance fans, happy Fall Out Boy fans, and gay Panic! At the Disco fans. In which Nico is all three. Mentions of Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2015
Mycroft Nags by supremegreendragon reviews
And it annoys Sherlock to no end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms for Idiots by kingburu reviews
After the Invasion, all Wally wants to do is get his life back on track. Artemis, however, wants to go back to fighting crime. No matter how much he begs and pleads for her to stay, she needs to do what makes her happy. And then there's Dick. As the guy who convinced her to be a hero again, he's gotta make sure Wally's happy, too. Dick Grayson x Wally West. KF x Nightwing.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,129 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Bart A./Impulse
Break His Heart, We Break Your Bones by Live Don't Just Exist reviews
That one time when Will's friends and siblings misunderstand and they try to shovel talk a confused (and maybe, slightly, terrified) Nico. Gods, why does everybody keep thinking he and Will were dating?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Doctor's Orders by jayan0706 reviews
"Go back to your bed. Doctor's orders." "What are you going to do? Chain me to the bed?" "No, but I'll take away your desert privileges." To try and fulfill his dream of becoming a doctor, Will Solace applies for a job at Half-Blood Hospital. What happens when the patient he's assigned to is cold and stubborn Nico Di Angelo? Solangelo (Will x Nico) Hospital AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,982 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and His Quest to Sensibility by cleury reviews
A string of events lands Draco in a psychiatric ward where he finds company in Hermione Granger. Too bad she's about as sane as he is. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
That Story by ultimate buu reviews
What happens when you combine two subjects that have no chemistry with one another? You get this story. I'm not liable for any spoilers that this story may give you...just read with cation.
Crossover - Deadpool & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/26/2014
Light's Note by KeepMiAlive reviews
To whoever reads this: That means that I'm dead. Whether by natural means or murder, I'm gone. So this note is meant to be a final 'closure' of sorts. If we are being honest here, then I have a confession to make. Multiple, actually, as well as stories that only I know.- This is a two-shot by common request from you awesome readers. Some L/Light does occur.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Light Y., L] - Complete
Just a Kiss by Reellisce reviews
It was nothing, nothing worth worrying about anyway. If it could be just a kiss to him, then it could also be just a kiss to me. I wonder how many times I'll have to say that to myself in order to make it sound convincing. Bah, I'm my own toughest critic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2014 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Guardian Angel by orangekae11 reviews
He was quirky, impressively smart, and kind. Even after strangling him and being nothing but short and rude to him, Barry Allen was still kind and understanding. The kid genius had saved his life.
Crossover - Flash & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Barry A./The Flash, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow] John D./Spartan, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
The Boyfriend Talk by Lonely Theurgist reviews
Apollo and Hades attempt to talk to their sons about the little crushes they've developed. Keyword: Attempt. Will/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hades, Apollo - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Harlecat reviews
Light makes L a hot chocolate. Naturally, the detective is more than a little suspicious.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Complete
Nico di Angelo and the Cow Bell by moonshroom420 reviews
'Jason wished he could put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck to remind him the guy was there.' - The House of Hades. In which Jason, Percy and Leo indeed put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck, and find out what a bad idea it is. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Nico A., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
What's stopping you, Web-head? by QueenofRhymes reviews
Peter Parker was offered to join the Avengers. Most would say yes were they given the same honour, but he said he needed time to think. What is the reason for his hesitance? Who will help him make such a tough decision? Read to find out. Warning: a spideynova fic. Dedicated to: Empress and Protector.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Peter P./Spider Man, Sam A./Nova - Complete
The World of Fanfiction by BastLover reviews
Well, Lucy gets a computer and Natsu discovers a site featuring weird stories about them. Soon, the whole guild comes over, and not to mention a few enemies. Some of these stories will make people go crazy. I AM TAKING REQUESTS (when I get back)! I got this idea from Don't Judge a Fanfiction by It's Summary by MuseumOfJeanette. (H)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,426 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012
Reverse by kingburu reviews
Post-Endgame. Dick spit the blood out of his mouth and cringed in pain. He looked up through the broken lenses of his mask, and ripped the cowl off Zoom's face. Wally's cool green eyes stared straight back at him. "Wh...What the...?" One year after the death of Wally West, Dick Grayson finds his best friend. Dick Grayson x Wally West. Dick Grayson x Evil!Wally West.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,663 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash, Bart A./Impulse
11:59 by Spideynova4Life reviews
Sam Alexander has a shit day and Peter Parker cheers him up his own way. There's something significant about the time 11:53, but it's overruled by the time 11:59. Both are pretty special to Sam. (Sam is really bad with his feelings. Sad to mad to sad. Peter is really good with Sam's feelings.) Fairly accurate summary. *shrugs* Not enough fic of this ship, so I wrote my own!
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Peter P./Spider Man, Daniel R./Iron Fist, Sam A./Nova, Aunt May P. - Complete
The One Where Light Gets Drugged by InactiveOrphanAccount reviews
While investigating a case with L, Light gets drugged. Hilarity ensues... "L, let's have a baby." Yaoi LXLight I do not own Death Note, that is why this if FAN fiction and L is dead. Rated for language and slightly suggestive situations.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
Accidents Happen by HammerTimexx reviews
After a fight between Sam and Peter during a battle gets one of them hospitalized, the two of them have to end up putting aside their differences to try and work as a team. At first, it's an actual challenge, but soon enough they realize they have more in common than anyone thought. (This is a terrible summary, it sounds all. . . Sappy. Ew. It's a good story, okay? SpideyxNova fic)
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,314 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Peter P./Spider Man, Sam A./Nova - Complete
Percy Jackson Totally OWNS One Direction by horse-crazy girl13 reviews
Just a really stupid one-shot I made! (I'm really hyped up on candy!) A parody of One Direction, showing how Percy and Nico are way better than all the members of One Direction put together! If you like One Direction, I'd advise you not to read this! No flames! I have nothing against One Direction! REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Mischief Managed by gallows hill reviews
Loki, the God of Mischief and Lies, meets Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' resident pranksters. I'm surprised this hasn't been done before.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/26/2012 - George W., Fred W., Loki - Complete
What's in a Name? by Robin Red R reviews
Wally and Dick are arguing over which sounds better: 'Wally Grayson' or 'Richard West', when Artemis and M'gann walk in on them. Confusion, dramatic proposals, and swooning Robins ensue. Wally/Dick bromance, but drop the 'b' if you'd like. Pre-Invasion.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Vote by Robin Red R reviews
Robin sets up a poll, and the results surprise everyone. What no one can guess is just how right a couple million fangirls/boys can be. Slash: Kid Flash/Robin – Wally/Dick. Pre-Invasion
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin] - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Training by BubbleFairy03 reviews
KF/Rob A first date with Zatanna just around the corner, Robin confesses to Wally that he's never kissed anyone before, and asks for some pointers. It's like they say, actions speak louder than words, and kisses teach better than mere pointers. . .
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,424 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin] - Complete
Curse by Val-Creative reviews
Today is going to be a long day. /YJAM prompt. The team suffers from a bout of never-ending and inappropriate pick-up lines. For the lulz. High T for some strong language.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Robin, Megan M./Miss Martian - Complete
We're Quite Close by AllBlueChaser reviews
Robin wants KF's 16th birthday to be memorable. Of course once he comes up with the perfect gift he can only trust Kid Flash won't mind the little troublesome strings attached. Light KFxRob near the end.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Lions of Hogwarts by Copper Vixen reviews
With the Pride settling back in at Hogwarts, Harry is left to ponder the whereabouts of the witch he most wanted to see dead while keeping order amongst his companions and the school, sequel to Dying Flames, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,494 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
No Kissing on the First Date by azurecloud reviews
Multi-chapter. The first date is always nerve racking. What makes this one really nerve racking is the fact that one attendee doesn't know that it's a date. Kid Flash/Robin
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 9,065 - Follows: 1,598 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dead Note by CreamCheeseAlchemist reviews
Deadpool matches wits with Light Yagami.
Crossover - Death Note & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y.
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pineapples by Suicidal Button reviews
Harry defeats Voldermort through the ingenious use of the Lumberjack Song… cowboys and…pineapples? Crack!DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dying Flames by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry Potter lost the war and was tossed in Azkaban, he was slightly surprised when Voldemort introduced him to his new cellmate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,903 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Things Not Allowed at Hogwarts by irishileana reviews
I think the title really tells it all. Things you can't do at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006
100 Things Draco Isn't Allowed To Do by S3xySlyth3rin reviews
100 things Draco isn't allowed to do around hogwarts... CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
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Deadpool Comes to Camp reviews
Hellooooo, Fanfiction! Deadpool here! Just thought I'd let you know that I've taken over this account to spread my awesomeness around! Today, Fanfiction, tomorrow, the multiverse! MUAHAHAHA! I WILL HAVE UNLIMITED CHIMICHANGAS! If you don't read this, I will find you, and I will grenade you! Hey, writer? What's this character limi
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Nico A., Will S., Leo V., Deadpool/Wade W.
Demigod Dares reviews
After BoO, our favorite demigods get together to play truth or dare. What could possibly go wrong?...besides everything! Jason is going to take over the world! Rachel is handcuffed to Percy's belt! Hazel is barking mad! And don't even get me started on horseradishes *shudder* HILARITY WARNING: if you die of laughter while reading, it's totally my fault! Some Brason and Solangelo!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J., Thalia G.
Quest for Death's Veil reviews
I'm not gonna tell you what this story's about (because it's awesome and that'll ruin the surprise), instead, here's a sample of the insanity to come: Hazel blew up Gringotts! The owls have the Annabeth! Jason just sneezed lightning! It's bird, it's a plane, no, it's Thalia! Voldemort will steal your buttocks! If that doesn't hook you, I don't know what to say... I have cookies!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014
The Fifth House reviews
AU Fairy Tail is the fifth house of Hogwarts. How much chaos, mayhem, and destruction can one house cause? Why does Snape hate confetti? Why does Laxus have nightmares about dogpiles? Why is there an Umbridge-shaped hole in the wall? What will Malfoy's father be hearing about? Read to find out! Contains concentrated awesome, cartoon violence, hilarity, and teensy tiny baby spoilers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015
The Doctor and the Zombies reviews
The doctor and Donna end up on a luxury resort planet with a 'slight' zombie problem. Of course, Blood-thirsty tourists might be the least of their worries when a mysterious woman shows up and drags them into an investigation. Can they save the planet before it's too late?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
A Demigod Christmas Story reviews
When Romans, Greeks, Hunters, and Magicians get together for the holidays, what could possibly go wrong? Oh, I dunno...How about a magical penguin army, cursed mistletoe, gryffin rides of doom, and a holiday cheer apocalypse? Percabeth, Caleo, Jasper, Tratie, Frazel, Zarter, and Sadie x Walt/Anubis! Solangelo centric! HILARITY WARNING: if you die of laughter, it's totally my fault!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,336 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Sadie K., Khufu - Complete
Valentines and Demigods reviews
The sorta sequel to A Demigod Christmas Story! Well, all our favorite heroes are back for half the world's favorite holiday! A series of related one-shots for a bunch of pairings, percabeth, caleo, solangelo, jasper, brason, frazel, and tratie just to name a few. FLUFF WARNING: content contains fluff! HILARITY WARNING: if you die of laughter while reading, it's totally my fault!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Calypso, Leo V.]
Demigods, Meet Fanfiction reviews
Your everyday, average 'characters read crazy fanfiction about themselves and freak' story with my own personal twist! Randomer, awkwarder, funnier, and insaner! Some of those were real words! If you're not sold yet, here's a quote: "Girlfriends are mysterious creatures." Hilarity warning: if you die of laughter while reading, it is totally my fault! K for now, but it might change!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Percy J., Rachel D.
How to (Actually) Survive at Camp Half Blood reviews
Have you ever wondered about the rules for living at Camp Half Blood? Don't wear your hat indoors, don't run with scissors, etc. Well, those are lame, so here are the REAL rules, made by REAL campers, that tell you how to REALLY live at Camp Half Blood. Ex: Magma is NOT a sundae topping. Ha! I'll bet you're not gonna find advice like that in a brochure! Read for more wise stuff...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Leo V. - Complete