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A shonen/seinen and Tv Tropes avid reader, with zero talent for writing.

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Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 417,924 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 5,386 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,885,579 - Reviews: 8845 - Favs: 8,237 - Follows: 7,832 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Luffy, Tashigi, OC
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 1,055,559 - Reviews: 10503 - Favs: 16,400 - Follows: 15,556 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 483,988 - Reviews: 6864 - Favs: 8,678 - Follows: 8,913 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,699 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
A Cornucopia of Conundrums by zgs1994 reviews
"So what you're saying is; you had a one-night stand with some yakuza lordling and now you're pregnant with his baby?" Dark SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,849 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 4/27/2020 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3819 - Favs: 12,013 - Follows: 13,214 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Spirit of the Gamer by stewart92 reviews
The Gamer, a lot of people look down on such a title. A waste of time, pointless even. That is until you start reshaping the universe to your desires. Then what would happen if such an ability made its way into a world of spirits, monsters and war? Madness most likely. SI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,440 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 10/10/2014
Unfit by LD 1449 reviews
She should have died. She should have died in that bed, bleeding and screaming. Should have died with Minato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,704 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Tenten, Kushina U. - Complete
Tell it to the Marines by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 325,975 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Ace, OC] Luffy, Sabo
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24411 - Favs: 19,599 - Follows: 19,356 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Slam Dunk: Conquer the Nation by KnoT reviews
Shohoku High's basketball team suffered a huge loss in the retirement of Akagi. Can the team rebuild and conquer the nation again?
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 442,327 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 6/9/2004
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6832 - Favs: 7,169 - Follows: 8,012 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6873 - Favs: 11,987 - Follows: 10,588 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 4,309 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 424,252 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: The Secret Songs of the Ninja by Arcane Azmadi reviews
In the wake of the battle in the Land of the Waves, Uchiha Sasuke never opened his eyes. Devastated by the death of their teammate and friend, Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are forced to begin again with a new teammate, a new mission and a new destiny. But even a small rock thrown into a still pool creates ripples- and ripples may become waves that can drown the unwary...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 198,591 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U.
Blonding by EndoplasmicPanda reviews
Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,259 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 4,693 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Boruto U. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Path of the Ninja - Iruka Edition by Silver Queen reviews
Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 398 - Published: 5/19/2016
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4324 - Favs: 8,510 - Follows: 6,592 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 7,343 - Follows: 8,312 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5771 - Favs: 12,852 - Follows: 13,489 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36057 - Favs: 27,967 - Follows: 20,459 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 12,509 - Follows: 5,695 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 8,753 - Follows: 4,820 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
The Boy in the Team by Shadenight123 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 83 - Words: 363,350 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, unknown 1, Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Connecting the Dots by JDKloosterman reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,918 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 538 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 4,729 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 377 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 303 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete