Coney Cat
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Joined 1998, id: 6278
Author has written 22 stories for Pokémon, Tenchi Muyo, Final Fantasy VIII, Spider-Man, Misc. Games, Harry Potter, Misc. Cartoons, Misc. Movies, and Charlie's Angels: The Movie.
Spider-Man 2 will be out soon! I'll be posting more stories then. ^_^
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Lust for Gollum by pink hardcore reviews
Poor poor Legolas. Seriously, let's all sit down and cry. After the release of TTT, Gollum gets all the attention that Legolas used to get. No more Fangirls for Legolas. Will Legolas stop this 'horror? R&R. Bad grammar, but will be re-written.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Gollum, Legolas
The Thin Man Chronicles by CreepyThinMan reviews
Chapter 8 is now up. The Angels and Thin Man team up to fight a threat to society. NOT SAPPY! R&R or I will not write another chapter. Please read an important note I have posted. I am still continuing with the story under the conditions listed.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly by Anakin McFly reviews
Just as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 7 UP!*
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003
Wields Ill Rats by RocketSolarCat reviews
[ Willard ] What if Ben wasn't dead? Murders start to accumulate--Willard seems to be the key, but he's not talking to anyone but Socrates. Willard/Cathryn pairing. [Sorry I haven't updated in forever!] *Chapter 6 up!*
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003
If I Had Ninety Billion Dollars by Kyoku Ayanami reviews
A parody of "If I Had A Million Dollars" by the Barenaked Ladies. A preview of what may happen to YOU if you get rich!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2003
Joan's Rhapsody by Kyoku Ayanami reviews
A Clone High parody on a really good song by The Strokes
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2003
Another Clone Rides The Bus by Kyoku Ayanami reviews
When Clone High and Weird Al collide!
Song Fics - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2003
Echoes by Amp reviews
Every year, Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, receives a mysterious guest who hints at a past that brushes on the edge of the monarch's memory. A follow up to "I Am The Pumpkin King."
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2002
I Am The Pumpkin King by Amp reviews
I've always wondered what Jack was like before he became undead. So, here's a story about his rise, or descent, whichever way you look at it, to Pumpkin King. Recently edited. Hope everyone's had fun! R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
Tea Party by KiwiNeko reviews
Some say Steve's dead, some say he's making a band, but I say, he's more insane than ever. Read and review, please! ^_^
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/12/2002
Oh! Glomia... by Vi-Gly-Le reviews
Love is on the air, as Gollum falls in love with another Gollum... Read and find out what's going to happen to Middle-Earth! How should Gollum prove his love to Glomia?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Gollum
Very Bad Humor, and Gollum is a Mary Sue! by Esmerelda Brandybuck reviews
PG13 for Gollum guts. Not the funniest parody ever written...but oh well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2002
Visitors are Welcome by Esmerelda Brandybuck reviews
What happens when a reporter has a little chat with Gollum.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002
Gollum Woke Up Gay by Liz Huisman reviews
See title. Gollum... yeesh...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2002
Bye Bye Bye, Tal by Ked of Implode reviews
Zim dcides the world would be alot easier to live on if there was no Tal bachman. Zim, Dib, And Gaz go to put a stop to the horror that is.... Pop Music!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2001
Ode To Gollum by kymm reviews
Hehehe...I have a strange obssesion about Gollum. :) Read the title, about Gollum, the best character in LOTR!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2000
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Charlie's Angels: Code of Fate reviews
*Updated 7/11* Dylan's day just keeps getting worse and worse...Takes place after FT.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003
Dreaming Awake reviews
HOME MOVIES- I don't want to give it away but it's a slight Brendon/Melissa fic. I thought if any of the three were to hook up it would probably be them.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003
The Chad is Hurt reviews
How did The Chad feel after his Starfish left him?(I'm only assuming this because he's not in the 2nd one)Please R+R!
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2003
Adventures of Rinoa And The Old Man! reviews
*AUTHOR'S NOTE: You should read FF8 goes to Red Lobster before reading this or you might get mixed up about the jokes...*
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 7/10/2001
Master's Pet reviews
WILLARD - A poem from Ben's P.O.V.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/25/2003
Not As Crazy As Some Might Think reviews
-Updated: 4-20-03/Cathryn discovers something, can she stop Willard from leaving and possibly save his life too?!. Please R+R!!-
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
Bruised reviews
Joan loves Abe, Abe loves Cleo, and Cleo is kissing WHO? And when will FF.net get a Clone High section? -_-;
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2003
Harry Potter and the Ring reviews
When Harry recives a ring from his great-great-great-great uncle someone comes back to claim it. Small crossover with LoTR. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Help Of Lady Luck reviews
Harry is caught in a drastically bad situation when a poker game goes bad. Of course Hermione comes up with the perfect solution to help Harry's trouble. Call on the magic fairy, Lady Luck! But it seems she isn't as lucky as the books say she is!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/6/2002
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here reviews
Your normal Ron and Hermione shippy fic! ^-^
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Jennifer reviews
It's a Clock Tower fic. Little Jennifer is all grown up but the fear hasn't left.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2002
It All Started With a Trip To Germany reviews
Peter, Mary Jane and Felica go to Germany for no reason, some romance, kinda poking fun, it all pointless unless you laugh at really stupid humor. Well not stupid perverted humor just stupid humor, please R+R.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2002
Just A Toy reviews
I really didn't know what type of story this was...it's got references from a Barenaked Ladies song, lol
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/16/2001
Selphie's New Kitten reviews
Er, I just thought of it looking at my cat's treat bag. Short on purpose!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/16/2001
Human Sacrifice Night At Sizzler reviews
Thank you Snapple, where ever you are! Not the drink! The reveiwer!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2001 - Published: 7/14/2001
I Am In Love With A McDonald's Girl reviews
Irvine wins Selphie's heart! Barenaked Ladies song is used!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/14/2001
FF8 Goes To Red Lobster reviews
Hmm what the title says...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/10/2001
Where's Waldo? reviews
It's the last of "The Adventures of Rinoa And The Old Man" *Read "FF8 Goes To Red Lobster" and "The Adventures of Rinoa And The Old Man"
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2001
If I Had A Million Carrots reviews
A song for Ryo Ohki!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2001
Be my Ryo Ohki reviews
It's a song parody!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/12/2001
What happend when they ate the berries reviews
Very funny! Rated R for the words that are used
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2000
A new experience reviews
Misty tries something to get her back to sleep in the middle of the night
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 1/1/2000