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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello! You can call me Astoria Grace, if you'd like. I enjoy school, fandoms, debate, cooking, Harry Potter, and simply books in general. I'm a quick-witted Slytherin who will stop at nothing. My determination fuels me, and my artistic nature helps me dream. I'd love to hear from you all, please read my stories and tell me what you think! I am fifteen years old, female, and I live in the United States, but that's all I'm saying about that.


I can't live without music. I'm into alternative, folk rock, and the like. My favorite band is Twenty One Pilots; they are absolutely incredible, no question about it.


Let's talk about my Slytherin pride. I couldn't be happier with my house. (I do have a splash of Ravenclaw in me... It was a rather difficult choice for the old Sorting Hat!) Slytherins are NOT evil- I'll clear that up right away. We're precocious, driven, and witty. We think things through and usually choose the option that will benefit us the most. We love each other and have the strongest house pride of all. Slytherins are clever and cunning... But artistic as well! I mean, think of Draco. He couldn't go two minutes without acting something out. He practically lived a charade game! Slytherins are smart, yes, but they know the proper balance. You won't catch us locked in the Library on a sunny day when mischief is just waiting to get made, and Gryffindork butt is just waiting to get kicked. Not that we don't like to read, though. "Brains over brawn" is what my dear Professor Severus Snape said, and I fully agree. In the Muggle world, Slytherins tend to be actors, artists, lawyers, doctors, and writers.


  • We defended the stone
  • We found the chamber
  • We freed the prisoner
  • We were chosen by the Goblet
  • We fought alongside the Order
  • We learned from the Prince
  • And we mastered the Hallows
  • We are the next Harry Potter generation!

  • I'm Fictosexual. Okay, not really... But I do struggle with Fictophilia!


    I'm a Christian. That doesn't make me a hater, but I do stand up for what I believe. I believe that everyone has a right for free speech. I love God and Jesus, and thank my savior for redeeming and saving me.


    *Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Spoilers* Okay, time to talk about that best-selling book: The Cursed Child! (Please know that I'm giving my personal opinions only, and do not intend to undermine the feelings of any other person in regards to the book.) I recently purchased The Cursed Child- didn't we all?- and literally devoured it within three hours of its delivery. It was a great book- a fine book, I'm not going to deny it. In fact, I thoroughly enjoyed the read. Many of the characters were hilarious and some were just plain adorable (hint hint, Scorpius. Sorry, I'm a sucker for Malfoy men.) I'm glad that Draco Malfoy got at least a bit of the redemption that I think he deserved, and I loved what I saw of Astoria Greengrass Malfoy- well, "saw" isn't the right term... but whatever. I also adored the hints of Rose/Scorpius towards the end, since I really like that ship. I was beyond delighted that Albus and Scorpius were both Slytherins and lovable heroes. I'm also on board with Hermione being Minister of Magic, though it didn't really correlate with the information that Rowling had released on her future.

    My main problem was that things were too... murky. I felt like things were missing, for instance: Teddy and Victoire. I really would have liked to have heard more about their relationship, especially since I really ship them. I also thought that the time-skips from year one to year four were quite weak. The shock that Albus must have experienced in becoming a Slytherin must have been tremendous, but I felt like the book/play sort of glossed over all that drama. Albus Severus Potter went from shocked to pure angst to wretched bitterness in what seemed like three (short) pages.

    Plus- and don't flame me for saying this- I thought that the plot was a bit, well, awful. Entertaining? Yes. Gosh yes. A well-planed and intelligent masterpiece worthy of JK Rowling? No, not quite. I never thought that Time Turners were some of the stronger points in the Wizarding World, and the idea of an entire book/play centered on them just doesn't seem very functional. I genuinely found it to be muddled, confusing, and sort of dumb.

    Not to mention the ideas that were tossed around- and later confirmed- of Voldemort having a child. I just... I just... NO. I'm not saying that he was engaged in abstinence of necessity, but it just doesn't make sense to me. If Bellatrix Lestrange (and yes, I know that she did have feelings for the Dark Lord) was really carrying his child, and birthed Delphi shortly before the Final Battle at Hogwarts, there should have been at least a smudge of evidence. In the original seven books, there was none. Nothing about her showing, nothing about her having an affair of any sort with anyone, or anything! Also, the debate over whether or not Scorpius was the bastard child of Voldy seemed forced and really unrealistic, as if (the author) Thorne wanted Scorpius to have a trial to endure, so made up the most interesting thing he could imagine off the top of his head.

    And I have to say that nothing will persuade me that a few Transfiguration spells is all it takes to transform an ordinary man (or as ordinary as HP himself can be) into a replica of the Dark Lord. Especially when half of the spell casters never even finished their magical education. (Harry, Ron, and possibly Draco as well never went back for their seventh year, and therefore never graduated Hogwarts.)

    Also, Delphi having silver-blue hair just seems really juvenile. Don't get me wrong, I love multicolored, wild hair. I mess with mine all the time, and it's fun to write a character with exotic looks... in fanfiction. Personally, I just thought that her ultra-powers, secret identity, and hair were way overboard. She seemed like the Mary Sue of the villain world.

    There were also some confusing inconsistencies. For instance, one of the points in JK Rowling's series (especially book five, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix) was that even though Umbridge was an absolute monster (I HATE THAT WOMAN!) she was a far cry from a Death Eater. Remember what Sirius Black told Harry? "The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters"- that was directed towards Umbridge in a sense, telling Harry that she may be wicked, but she wasn't exactly a lover of the Dark. Yet in one of the alternate time loops, she was a Dark witch who was able to levitate with Dark magic and everything. It just isn't really consistent to the Umbridge of JK Rowling's world. Also, Albus Potter, the child of a Muggle-raised Half-blood (Harry P.) and a member of a notoriously Muggle-loving family (Ginny W. P.) didn't know what a tattoo was, when he saw Delphi's bird mark. Even though in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ginny and Harry laughed openly about what tattoo Harry had on his chest. How would Albus be so oblivious? I get that his dad and he had a massive falling-out, but that wasn't until he was eleven. And Scorpius Malfoy, the pure-blood child of two members of the Sacred Twenty-Eight, uses phrases like "no way Jose". I don't care how relaxed about blood-status the younger Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy became, that kind of language just seems really unrealistic. And Rowling's Cedric Diggory, the boy who Dumbledore called "good, and kind, and brave" would never turn Death Eater after nothing more than public humiliation. Plus, the girls' cry of "Don't damage our Diggory, Mr. Dragon!" during the first task not only scarred me for life, but also confused me since the dragons were all nesting females. Are Hogwarts girls all idiots, or was it just not obvious that the task was to get an egg from the mother?

    Also, many of the characters were quite out of character, in my opinion. Moaning Myrtle, for instance. I'm not sure if it was sexy in the live performance of the play or what, but to be honest, her constant references to folks being "naughty" creeped me out. And the Trolley Lady? Gone is the smiling witch who handed Harry Potter and his cute little pre-teen pals candy. Oh no, we're treated to a thousand-year-old monster with no name and spikes for hands. She genuinely scared the shirt off of me. Harry also seemed like a far cry from the middle aged dad of the Deathly Hallows epilogue who encouraged his horribly named son to be brave and happy despite whatever House he was placed in. I just can't imagine the Chosen One being such a jerk to his son (though I'll admit that Albus was way out of line). Severus Snape from one of the alternate timelines also seemed off. And of course he had to die all over again, as if it wasn't enough reading that once (in the Deathly Hallows). And the Hermiones and Rons in some of the different universes seemed absurd, no matter the events that had steered them along their paths.

    I'm sorry, I really am, but this book just wasn't worthy of having JK Rowling's name on the cover. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed it, but I'll never be able to accept it as canon. I like to think of it as a creative (though flawed) fanfiction with an insane amount of publicity. So go read it (if you haven't already) get a bushel of good laughs from the cute dialogue- I'm not discouraging that. I'd give it a solid three out of five, or six out of ten. It was a good book, but not great. It was fanfiction, not canon. It was magical, but not Harry Potter. It was Jack Thorne, not JK Rowling.

    Takes bow. J'ai terminé.


    Also, please check out my Fictionpress.com account! I'm AstoriaGrace.


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    Stayin' Alive (For Two Years Per Season) by Wiznerd the Eagle reviews
    A whole range of songs rewritten to be about Sherlock. Rated for some profanity. Not all are humorous, but I can't have more than two genres. Romantic ones are Johnlock unless requested otherwise. Updated whenever I write one. Taking requests!
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 332 - Words: 141,078 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Complete
    A Ghost Among Ghosts by picascribit reviews
    After the Battle of Hogwarts, some insubstantial remnant of Voldemort survived - barely enough to be called a ghost. When Delphi returns, he can do no more than stand by and watch, knowing that her actions might change everything for both of them. HPCC compliant. Podfic available at AO3.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Voldemort, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Delphi Riddle - Complete
    The Rose and the Scorpion by DemiS reviews
    Rose Weasley has started attending Hogwarts the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The only thing different was him. Scropius Malfoy. The boy that would attend school with her. When she finds out what house he's in, she's shocked. Her life was about change, for the good or the bad.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,084 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
    One in Five by OfMiceAndMen reviews
    "There are certain rules to my game," he continued with a cheery voice as he pulled a silver revolver from his pocket, "One bullet. Five chambers. One shot each until death."
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W.
    The Wizarding Bachelorette by AlihotsyDraught reviews
    After a long dry spell, Ginny signs Hermione up for a wizarding game show. By the end of the month she must choose one guy out of the fifteen to go on a date with. Will he be her true love?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L., Fred W.
    Online Takeover by tinylexie reviews
    Hermione has several problems with her father-in-law using her laptop.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
    Disrespect and Punishment by CoralBells reviews
    Draco treats his grandfather with disrespect, and Lucius in turn treats his son accordingly- with discipline. WARNING: This story contains corporal punishment of a consenting minor.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Draco M., Lucius M., Abraxas M.
    The Malfoy Way by tinylexie reviews
    A brief look at the childhoods of Abraxas, Lucius, Draco, and Scorpius Malfoy. Is it true that the son always passes on the sins of his father to his own child?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Abraxas M., Scorpius M. - Complete
    Women Are To Be Treasured by tinylexie reviews
    Lucius attempts to explain to his young son the importance of showing his appreciation for his mother. Written for Mother's Day.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
    Voldemort's Malfoy Woes by tinylexie reviews
    The real reason why Voldemort is so angry at the Malfoys when he returns.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Voldemort, Narcissa M. - Complete
    This Is Not What I Really Want by tinylexie reviews
    Draco's thoughts on Charity Burbage's death and on serving Voldemort. Takes place during Deathly Hallows. Written for RolledupinOne.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Draco M., Charity B., Voldemort - Complete
    The Malfoys and the World Cup by tinylexie reviews
    The Quidditch World Cup from the Malfoys' points-of-views. Takes place during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
    Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34233 - Favs: 22,867 - Follows: 17,434 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Of Screaming and Making Choices by tinylexie reviews
    This is for Round 16 of alyssialui's Twister Challenge. In this round, we had to choose a restriction. I chose "Someone must scream." Summary: Pansy wants to play dolls, but Draco does not. Pansy, however, is willing to do whatever it takes to get her way. Lucius, meanwhile, just wants to resolve this situation as quickly as possible without losing his sanity.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Draco M., Lucius M., Pansy P. - Complete
    Love Advice by tinylexie reviews
    Both Snape and Lucius give Draco advice on what he should do about his true feelings for Hermione. Now includes a chapter from Draco's point-of-view, as requested by Jelliekins.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
    Scandalous Sisters by tinylexie reviews
    The Wizarding public finally have the juicy gossip they desire when Daphne and Astoria Greengrass make it clear which men they intend to marry, Theodore Nott and Draco Malfoy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Daphne G., Theodore N.] [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
    To Fly by Waiting To Be Inspired reviews
    Draco Malfoy realizes he has a problem, but cannot stop on his own. Warnings: eating disorders - anorexia and bulimia - and possible self-injury in later chapters. Possibly triggering.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
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    Perfect reviews
    No one really likes Pansy Parkinson, unless you count the small group of Slytherins who tolerate her. She can't even stand herself. But when her attempts for perfection begin to endanger her health and body, it's up to a similarly inimical boy to show her where her real worth lies. (Dransy short) -Complete-
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] - Complete
    The Room reviews
    Draco Malfoy has always led a secure, peacefully spoiled life. There have always been an ample supply of Mudbloods to tease, half-breeds to be revolted by, and weirdos to despise. But suddenly, all of the security is gone. Suddenly, he is the half-breed, the Mudbloods are twice as pure, and the weirdo... the weirdo might be the only person who understands. Werewolf!Draco [Druna!]
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - [Luna L., Draco M.] Remus L., Pansy P.
    One reviews
    Several years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione is about to marry the man of her dreams. Wedding jitters, however, are impossible to avoid! (Cannon-divergent, OCC, AU- You have been warned!) Dramione short.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
    Stars in the Night Sky reviews
    Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been married for two years, but he's still haunted by his own demons and she finds herself faced with a frightening new prospect. They're both to busy to start a family... right? (AU, cannon-divergent, OCC) Dramione short!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Et Fraudator reviews
    Hermione can't believe that Ron keeps beating her at Wizard Chess, and decides to get to the bottom of things. (Romione short)
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Ginny W. - Complete
    Copper reviews
    (Mermaid!AU) Ginny has watched and waited for the green-eyed human for as long as she can remember... but that much desired place at his side is already taken by a girl with long, long legs. -Complete-
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Cho C. - Complete
    Curtains Down reviews
    Almost a year after the defeat of the Dark Lord, Draco Malfoy is still unable to forgive himself for the things he has done. Narcissa and Lucius have labeled him as a hopeless case, but he would say that he's just trying to find healing through solitude. A certain pesky girl, however, can't seem to keep her pug nose out of his business. (Short- complete)
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Draco M., Narcissa M., Pansy P. - Complete
    The Girl Next Door reviews
    Fourteen year old Draco Malfoy's life changes forever when he leaves his Manor for what seems like a whole other world. Not all changes, however, are as bad as they may seem. Some are even surprisingly pleasant- especially when you have a friend to go through them with you. Rated T for scenes of physical abuse. [cannon-divergent AU, OOC] Complete!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,021 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
    I'll Always Remember reviews
    Alice Longbottom wonders who the man lying in the St. Mungo's cot next to her is, and why, after all these years, he's always been with her. (Fralice Short) -COMPLETE-
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
    Always reviews
    True love isn't always green eyed and brave, nor is it funny ginger and be-freckled. True love isn't always pale blond and rich, either. Sometimes, true love is sitting in the corner, shy and awkward but always there; always waiting with open arms. [Neville L. X OC] Short Story/one-shot (complete)
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Dean T., OC, Neville L.] - Complete
    Sister reviews
    Harry goes to Number 12 Grimmauld Place to 'talk' to Sirius Black, but ends up meeting someone else who is just as in need of comfort as he is. (Short story, post OotP.) Complete
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
    I Named You For reviews
    Albus Severus might have been named after two great men...but that doesn't make his label particularly beautiful. Then again, Scorpius Hyperion isn't such a hot thing to be called either! Join these two first year boys as they learn the true meaning of friendship, house pride, and decide whose name really is the worst in the world. (Just a quick one-shot for fun!) Read & Review!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
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