![]() Author has written 4 stories for Alpha and Omega, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I OWN NOTHING BUT WHAT I OWN My name is Omega (Not really, but there's no way in hell that I'm telling you my actual name. Exceptions can be made rarely.) Anyways, my name's Omega, and I hope that if you're reading this you plan on reading some of my stories. Some advice: If you plan on writing stories, (which I do recommend, its a way to unleash your creative talents. The world if your canvas!) Be prepared for writer's block. some people are lucky and have a great imagination, but others, (Like Moiself) Are not as fortunate. I AM NOT DEAD, I AM JUST BAD AT USING MY THINK MUSCLE So, this is the first thing I've actually copied and pasted from someone else's profile, cause I thought it as funny. Also, I guess its the three year anniversary of my joining of Fanfiction. Here's this for that. Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the date (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick your favorite color White - because I'm sexy like that So apparently I hugged a sexy girl cause I like shoelaces. Yeah. That makes sense. If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, loser, geek, or weirdo, copy this into your profile. If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone for insulting a Fandom (even if you not in it), copy and paste this into your profile! If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this into your profile. If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are overly obsessed with reading and writing, copy this and paste it to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa), copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Leo Valdez, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile. If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love, and I mean love, to read, put this on your profile. If you would rather read, or be outside, than watch TV, put this on your profile. If you've ever stabbed someone with a pencil/pen, put this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. Bob says hello. |