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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,298,022 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 524,156 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 5,867 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
The Road to Champion by The Universal Gamer reviews
The road to champion is a long and harsh journey for those who seek it, but it is rewarding for the few who make it to the top. Follow the story of Ethan Rider, prodigy of New Bark Town, as he journeys through the Johto region to become the best there is with his faithful Abra by his side. Mainly follows the storyline of the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 331,941 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Alakazam/Foodin, Abra/Casey, Kadabra/Yungerer
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,846 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/25/2015
Reality Intrudes by ack1308 reviews
What if Worm was just a Matrix simulation, and an operative came calling ... ?
Crossover - Matrix & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,564 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/18/2017 - OC, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
My Hero Playthrough by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
Midoriya Izuku always wanted to be a Hero. But now he bears that burden for more than just himself. With the power of The Gamer, he just might be the next #1 Hero. Izuku as The Gamer. Massive x-over story, expect changes to the 1-A roster...
Crossover - My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 421,583 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 8,318 - Follows: 9,356 - Updated: 12/29/2024 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Gamer/더 게이머, Izuku M., Ochako U., Tsuyu A.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 870,949 - Reviews: 13687 - Favs: 6,874 - Follows: 5,675 - Updated: 12/26/2024 - Published: 9/4/2005
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond. Will not be abandoned but will have slow updates.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 250,109 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 12/24/2024 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Blood Ties by Igornerd reviews
It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 269,420 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 11/30/2024 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 182 - Words: 766,181 - Reviews: 9940 - Favs: 8,984 - Follows: 9,495 - Updated: 11/8/2024 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 525,565 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 11/8/2024 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Hostage Situation by ack1308 reviews
When Amy Dallon encounters someone from her distant past, her life will change forever.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,906 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 10/22/2024 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Brandish, E. Piggot
Are You Afraid of the Dark? by ack1308 reviews
Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.
Crossover - Worm & John Wick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,021 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 4,442 - Updated: 9/21/2024 - Published: 2/26/2016
Console by Soleneus reviews
A new piece has been set in the grand game of Superheroes, with one hand set to flip the board and break out the video games. But first, he has to deal with bullying Wards and his new powers. Not quite a Gamer fic.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 235,836 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 6/9/2024 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Skitter, OC
SeerKing's Asylum for Plot Bunnies That Won't Stop Bugging Me by SeerKing reviews
When you have Plot Bunnies that simply will not go away, what do you do? Write a chapter and bung them here. If anyone wants to adopt a story from this archive, just PM me. Unless specifically mentioned, these are all crossovers with Worm. If you want second chapters of any story, PM me.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 176 - Words: 624,176 - Reviews: 5014 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 2/14/2024 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Skitter
The Farmboy and the Archaeologist by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Doctor Aphra and Luke Skywalker have moments. Sometimes poignant, sometimes funny.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/4/2023 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Luke S. - Complete
The Will of the Empire by CzarZelinsky reviews
Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 184,664 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 10/3/2023 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Wedge A., F. Piett
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,192 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 4/29/2023 - Published: 12/3/2015
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,207 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 5,743 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 6/1/2017
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia. Part 1 of Vaderline
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,804 - Reviews: 7467 - Favs: 16,395 - Follows: 17,428 - Updated: 3/26/2023 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Path of Choice by UnknownFigment reviews
Five years after RotS, Obi-Wan agrees to protect a young girl rescued from the Empire. Then protection becomes training, one student becomes two, and the galaxy is set on a different course. AU, pre-ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,282 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 11/10/2022 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K., Mara Jade - Complete
A Kernel Of Truth by mp3.1415player reviews
A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,477 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 10/27/2022 - Published: 9/6/2020
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 9,606 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Action Please by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How to reconcile all the DCAU shows, the Animated Teen Titans, and put Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd and Cassandra Cain into the DCAU. Enjoy!
Justice League Unlimited - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,323 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/22/2022 - Published: 11/26/2018 - Alfred Pennyworth, Batman/Bruce Wayne, Robin/Tim Drake, Wonder Woman/Diana
A New Hope Will Emerge by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luke finds out who his father is. Ahsoka finds out why she survived. They both figure out how to reconcile things. Set between ESB and ROTJ. Designed to fit into canon seamlessly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,495 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/9/2022 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Plot Bunny Ranch by TheBeardedOne reviews
A place where my non-Naruto and non-Harry Potter ideas see the light of day. Mainly Worm, but other ideas may also appear.
Crossover - Worm & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,398 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 8/28/2022 - Published: 1/27/2015
Spider-Network by RebukeX7 reviews
Social media has had many uses. Finding old friends, keeping up with the news, finding love, and even...saving the world? It started with a "stupid" idea Peter had during a date night with MJ but little did he know it would change the multiverse forever. A series of loosely connected one-shots that tell how an app saved existence. Canon relationships, rating may vary.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,955 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/7/2022 - Published: 1/3/2019 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.] [Miles M./Ultimate Spider-Man, Gwen S.]
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 71,295 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 5,314 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 7/21/2022 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Product Placement by Harmonious Arkos Sloth reviews
What does a team leader do? A team leader provides. Between their new line of toys, Jaune finally discovering his semblance, and Pyrrha's battle with the Great Enemy, it's just another average school day. Look out Remnant, Team JNPR's ready to set the world ablaze!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,484 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 6/1/2022 - Published: 1/1/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [L. Ren, Nora V.]
A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 668,788 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 10,895 - Follows: 10,607 - Updated: 5/24/2022 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Complete
Systema by AFatFlyingWhale reviews
The System awakes, and so does Jaune Arc. Of course, one is awakening from an eons long slumber and the other went to bed too late the night before and slept in far too long. The System adjusts to a methodology suitable for a teenage boy, and as such accidentally invokes the god-given right of living a video game. Jaune's in for a wild ride.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 101 - Words: 618,442 - Reviews: 2945 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 5,670 - Updated: 4/26/2022 - Published: 6/21/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 367,965 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 5,814 - Updated: 4/6/2022 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Shepard
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,611 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 3/31/2022 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 15,103 - Follows: 18,560 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
Ring-Maker by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 153 - Words: 420,816 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 3,247 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sauron, Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,512 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 4,735 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Goddess Dresden by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
A young man's karma, out of balance. A Goddess sent to grant him a wish. A contract between a Goddess and a Wizard. I'm not sure who got the better end of the deal, Harry or Lind.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/26/2021 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Lind, H. Dresden - Complete
King Business - Tommen SI by Path Liar reviews
GOT OC/SI - A ruthless businessman is reincarnated/transmigrated into Tommen at the start of Season 4...
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 98,693 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 8/30/2021 - Published: 7/5/2020 - Tyrion L., Tywin L., Jaime L., Tommen B.
The Intriguing Case of Ruby and Red by Christopher Scott reviews
Ruby Rose: Optimistic, Likes Weapons, Socially Awkward. Red Rose: Terrifying, Always Armed, Not Particularly Unfriendly For The Most Part. Official Statement: Unfortunately, they share the same body. Fortunately, they seem to be on our side. Caution suggested. AU caused by the first Red Trailer, among other things. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,351 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 7/31/2021 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Ruby R., Penny P., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Distance Learning for Fun and Profit by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,285 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 7/8/2021 - Published: 1/1/2021
Flashback by PsyckoSama reviews
On the day Izuku Midoriya was to receive All Might's quirk, the sacred torch of One for All, a young girl glowing with a corona of power runs up to the mentor and student yelling for them to stop as she desperately contains the energy within her. After pleading with Izuku to, impossibly, take One for All from *her*, she lays the weak and crippled Toshinori Yagi's hand upon her spar
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,061 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 8/2/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Eri
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9320 - Favs: 12,028 - Follows: 12,257 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6609 - Favs: 15,850 - Follows: 18,310 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Star Trek: Wings of the Renaissance by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Follow a group of Starfleet officers in a service regarded as obsolete, in a secondary assignment, go from misfits... To legends. Previously entitled Star Trek: 477th Squadron. Takes influence from Ace Combat among other sources.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,595 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/15/2021 - Published: 8/24/2019
Gamecraft by HaltWrite reviews
A young Arthas becomes a Gamer, experiencing life as a video game. "Being a Gamer is not as fun as it sounds. If anything, it's annoying. Why? Well, let me put it this way. Don't you just hate it when your parents nag you? 'Go study', 'Go to bed', 'Eat your veggies' – well, being a Gamer meant you had like a third parent hovering over you, except this one never left you alone."
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,968 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 4/17/2021 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Arthas Menethil
Worm: More Than Meets The Eye by Zero-metallix reviews
When Primus sees the destruction caused by the Entities, he decides to take action before earth can become another victim to their cycle.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 129 - Words: 613,648 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 3/4/2021 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,431 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 2/20/2021 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett - Complete
Let's Play a Game by ShadowArchon456 reviews
Gaia has finally noticed she has a bit of a Worm problem. She decides the best cure is Taylor Hebert. With the power of the Gamer, Taylor won't just be escalating in fights. She'll be escalating in all facets of her life. Brockton Bay and Earth Bet, I hope you're ready, because Taylor wants to play a game.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,404 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 2/7/2021 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 6,576 - Follows: 7,417 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Celestial Worm (Worm AU crossover) by ack1308 reviews
Janesha of Mystal is a celestial. Not yet a god in her own right, she has managed to irritate one, and has gone on a self-imposed journey of discovery that ends up in an unexpected side-trip ... to a place called Brockton Bay.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 279,547 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 10/20/2020 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Skitter, Armsmaster, Danny H., Scion - Complete
Tournament Arc by ImSoAwesome reviews
Jaune was tired of losing - tired of giving up whenever he felt he wasn't good enough. It was time to prove to himself, and everyone else, that he belonged at Beacon, and that he has what it took to be a Huntsman. The Vytal Tournament was coming up, but he wasn't just going to compete. He was going to win.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,790 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Arslan A. - Complete
Elemental Flux by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin, Hobbes and Susie wake up to find themselves in a strange world. A world populated by bizarre creatures and people with strange powers. They'll have to master the elements if they're going to survive this world and find a way home.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 177,904 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins - Complete
New Game Plus by RMVthewriter reviews
Jaune always considered himself a normal guy, if a little weak. Which was unfortunate since no one bothered to tell him that Beacon was full of off-kilter superheroes that were liable to kill him at any moment. Combine that with the fact that he no longer needed to eat or sleep, Jaune only had one question. What the hell went wrong last time around? Recontinued.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 207,320 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Fair Lady by kideaxl reviews
A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 101 - Words: 97,347 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 4,869 - Follows: 4,376 - Updated: 8/12/2020 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Harry P., Death] - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,200 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 10/19/2010
Goodbye, Brother by Casiple's Castle reviews
When Ned finally told Catelyn about Jon Snow's mother, he had not expected for things to turn out the way they did in the end. It was so unfortunate that Robert had been smarter than Ned ever thought he was. AU.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,993 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 5/6/2020 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Jon S., Tyrion L., Robert B., Eddard S.
Been There, Blown That Up by GwendolynStacy reviews
After Loki's defeat and his fall from the portal, Tony starts preaching about a murderous purple titan out to get them in the depths of space. Wait. What? On the other side of the universe Nebula loses her cool approximately two seconds after laying eyes on Thanos and finds herself on a wild chase through the galaxy. Now, where exactly was that pathetic piece of rock Terra again?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,166 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nebula - Complete
Jedi Hebert by ilostmycat reviews
Taylor triggers with the abilities and memories of Lord Vader. With enemies closing in on all sides, Taylor has to learn to understand these strange new powers she's been given, before she's either killed or lost to the dark side. Taylor/Marissa
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,255 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 3/28/2020 - Published: 10/5/2019
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
To Feel Alive by Goldenbrook15 reviews
Kirito isn't a criminal. Neither is Asuna. They are NOT the leaders of the most infamous famiglia in Japan, no matter what the rumors say. If anyone asks, it Argo's fault.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,241 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 3/19/2020 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Argo
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,274 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 11/30/2015
For the Republic by Wanderer101 reviews
The United Republic of States after 6000 years ascends to the stars. The Council will have to contend with a nation that is better than them in every way. This is kind of a humanity F* Yeah! story. Well what did you expect from a game that lets you build a nation that makes our countries look like boy scout troops. Rated T for "Just in Case..."
Crossover - Civilization Series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,481 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 3/9/2020 - Published: 9/28/2015
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8358 - Favs: 13,135 - Follows: 13,272 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 9111 - Favs: 11,188 - Follows: 10,009 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Providing Leverage by Shikatanai reviews
Parker thinks the baby is sort of cute, so she steals it off the porch. After all, no child deserves to be raised by an awful family like the Dursleys. She's sure that the Leverage family will do a much better job. Too bad she left the letter on the porch...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,692 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 1/13/2020 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Re:Gamer by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 129 - Words: 437,566 - Reviews: 5811 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 5,256 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Naruto U.
Skipping Stones by Coolio101 reviews
The ripples caused by a tiny pebble can spread across an entire lake. Now imagine if you replaced that pebble with a boulder...in which Gon travels back in time and Changes Things. Aka the obligatory time travel fic, because every fandom deserves one. Warning: Complete and utter crack.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 6/8/2017
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8825 - Favs: 17,987 - Follows: 18,792 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Game On by Soulfulbard reviews
Gamemaster Ruby only wanted to get her players out of their rut and playing something different. What she got was Jaune playing the spooniest of all bards, Pyrrha unleashing her inner psychopath, Ren playing the cleric of a drunken luck god and... what's Nora playing again? High School AU. Arkos, Team Sloth Cover Image by DownSmashJon
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,997 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Ruby R., Team JNPR
Statement: Greetings Meatbag by EDelta88 reviews
HK-47 has managed to end up in some truly unlikely places and has made a sport of surviving situations that he had no business surviving only to resurface in some unlikely or convenient place. Why not resurface one more time? A single point of divergence that leads to a VERY different galaxy as Anakin goes through life with HK's influence. Challenge and Prompts inside.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Anakin Skywalker
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Rebirth of a Snake by SpoonandJohn reviews
Twenty-one years after the fall of Voldemort, he returns again and this time, he wins. With no hope and a dying world, they made a ritual that would either send the performer into the past or cause the earth to tear itself apart. Draco figured that either way, they could count it as a win.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,427 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 8,211 - Follows: 10,038 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Free to Fly by Mahina reviews
Luke is nine and a slave in Jabba's palace when Darth Vader returns to fulfill an old promise. LV list challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,697 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Biggs D., Stormtroopers
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 11,347 - Follows: 9,671 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/13/2011
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7804 - Favs: 19,159 - Follows: 21,133 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 8,615 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 360,641 - Reviews: 5532 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 8,077 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 5,240 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,798 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
one shoe missing by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
If there was one thing to take away from this entire experience, it was that Hatake Kakashi really, really hated shadow clones. (AU-side-fic to "if the shoe fits").
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,263 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 431 - Published: 7/4/2019 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
N7 SOLDIER by TheScreamingViking reviews
The Crucible dumps Shepard on Gaia. The first human Spectre becomes the first female SOLDIER, and their first Sniper. Her uncanny ability to bring reason to unreasonable situations will alter the fate of the entire planet, but especially that of her three First Class friends. FF7 / ME3
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 288,205 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 6/17/2019 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Shepard, Sephiroth] Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
The Black Knights by Knife Hand reviews
When Asuna sees through Kirito's speech after the first Boss fight, she makes a decision that changes the fortunes of many. Chapter 2 up
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Fighting Smart by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
Winter: You want to be a player and not a piece? Start thinking like one. Being mean isn't enough, you have to use your head. You need to fight smart. Art courtesy of CHE3ZY.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,823 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 6/4/2019 - Published: 5/3/2018 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] Winter S., Qrow B. - Complete
Displaced by Ideas-Guy reviews
Peter was minding his own business when some random disembodied voice started telling him that he was needed before plucking him from his home city and dropping him off in Gotham without directions or a general idea of what just happened. Now, for the foreseeable future, he's stuck in the crime capital of America with no money, resources or a plan. But what else was new?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,217 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 5/31/2019 - Published: 8/4/2016
Gambit by fantasyra reviews
A young girl without a past or name wakes alone in a dirty alley within a disreputable section of New Orleans. Cold, hungry, confused and scared she tried to find someone who might be able to answer the question of who she was, unsuccessfully. Instead she is found by Jess, a relativity unknown parahuman thief. From there, Renée enters the world of capes, on her own terms.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 174,896 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 5/17/2019 - Published: 3/23/2017
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 277 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Monstrous Compendium Online by Vathara reviews
Canon, Kayaba spoke of a vision; of a castle in the sky. In another world, that castle is real... The players of SAO have just signed up for a job interview. Plotting dragon style. Some dragons need to be slain.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,425 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 224 - Published: 4/26/2019 - Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
A Housewife by DragonStar7Queen reviews
In which Midoriya Inko happens to be the reincarnation of one Izumi Curtis- and the world will never be the same.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 4/26/2019 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Izumi C., Inko M.
Mary Me by fringeperson reviews
She was adjusted to being a fictional character. Or being a real person who also existed as a fictional character, and had somehow acquired knowledge of... Oh well. Pre-book. Mary SI. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 217 - Published: 4/11/2019 - Mary - Complete
Heliocentrism by The Quiller reviews
Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Greyjoy alla Breve (SI) by ShaiGar reviews
Mirrored story from SpaceBattles - Volume 1 from AndrewJTalon. An SI takes over Theon Greyjoy when he's brought to Winterfell as a hostage, and proceeds to bring the Industrial Revolution to Westeros, with the contents of the internet in his mind.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 287,923 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 3/29/2019 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Robb S., Theon G., Ramsay B. - Complete
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8715 - Favs: 13,542 - Follows: 17,519 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi. Complete. Epilogue possible.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,724 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M. - Complete
Hot Shower by Lady FoxFire reviews
There are intruders in your house. Your wife is being held hostage. What do you do? Answer – Go take a hot shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 7,293 - Follows: 6,765 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Endless Pantheon: God's Blood by Todeswind reviews
Godhood has not simplified the life of Harry Dresden. Between his war with the Titan Chronos, the Feminicidal God Moloch, and a cavalcade of nastyness from before the dawn of time you'd think it couldn't get any worse. Unfortunately for Harry, Mab is more than happy to shake things up. Sequel to "God's Eye."
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 177,077 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 5,829 - Follows: 6,468 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Mass Effect: Prometheus by NeonZangetsu reviews
Subject Zero wasn't the only criminal caged in Purgatory. Hundreds of thousands once called that cold abyss home. But there are some things that should never be unleashed, forces best left untapped. Now, a new terror has been released into the galaxy. But is he a friend or foe? Either way, it'll be one hell of a ride on the way down. Narutoxharem. Mass Effect 2.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,395 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Naruto U., Jack, Samara, N. Dunn
Stark Imprint by Arthur Hansen reviews
Taylor Hebert thought the most exciting thing she had to look forward to today was hiking or other camp activities. But curiosity led her to lose her way.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 12/15/2018 - Published: 6/16/2018 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter, Danny H.
Prerequisites for Greatness by bor902 reviews
Jaune always knew that being a hero meant going on adventures, sometimes very far from home. He just hadn't thought he would start so early, or so far. Sadly he wasn't high level enough to learn teleportation, nor did life have an easily accessible mount option. His own two legs and an occasional donkey would have to do. Medieval setting; gamer Jaune.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,921 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Jaune A.
Let the Games Begin! by LunaStorm reviews
Terence 'Terry' Boot was an ordinary bloke. So why – why? – did he find himself in this mess? Where the hell had they ended up to? Just who were these Shadow Court members? And how could Potter, Malfoy, Granger and Longbottom be so calm about it all!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 136,264 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Terry B.
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,314 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 6,351 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Gatecrash by fantasyra reviews
A few years after the events in Exiled. The crew of the Exiled led by Taylor Hebert makes the decision to abandon all they know to throw dice at fate's feet. Utilizing tinkertech mostly created by Leet, they attempt to cross dimensions to save a friend and mentor and perhaps in doing so, find the peace their individual past's had denied them.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 261,675 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Shepard, Skitter
With Grace and Elegance by Bristol Syzygy reviews
When Taylor Hebert controlled bugs, she killed a god. When she can create soul severing swords with abilities so numerous and powerful that the Endbringers themselves are left in terror? Run, god. Run far, far away.
Crossover - Bleach & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,955 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Skitter
The Semblances We Keep by kiwidude4 reviews
Jaune had never been the most observant of people. That all changed the day he unlocked his Semblance. Now, as he arrives at Beacon, Jaune Arc is going to learn more about those around him than he really cares to. Some things are better left as secrets after all. Inspired by: Not This Time Fate, White Sheep, and Professor Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,784 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Something in the Air Tonight by ack1308 reviews
This is a Worm crack one-shot. A new Ward (not Taylor) joins the team. His power is ... silly.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Clockblocker, Aegis, Miss Militia, OC - Complete
A Woman's Touch by fringeperson reviews
Obi-Wan liked to think that she was a sensible sort of Jedi. Her master's ever-perfect hair pissed her off occasionally though, and maybe she wasn't exactly conventional. King Amidala hoped that he was doing the right thing by his people. He was very conscious of his youth, and the pretty Jedi didn't help with his feeling young at all. Fem!Obi-Wan, Male!Padme. Don't own. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 4/12/2018 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7912 - Favs: 12,623 - Follows: 14,507 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 4,456 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Heartbreak Haze by Arthur Hansen reviews
Just a little snippet of how would you get and use Jessica Jones in Worm.
Crossover - Worm & Jessica Jones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/30/2018
The Perks by Free Drinks reviews
Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,289 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Sniper by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Who needs to be a hero? Taylor gets a sniper rifle and delusions of grandeur.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Skitter
Permission to Castrate Please by PureWaterLily reviews
To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,371 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sakura H., Edward - Complete
Game of Life and Devils by general zargon reviews
When Ichigo Kurosaki started to see names and levels floating over people's heads the day he moved to a new city, the only thing he could say was that it honestly wasn't the strangest thing that had ever happened to him. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,136 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 4,757 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Ichigo K., Kalawarner, Tiamat
A Hunter or Something by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 186,617 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren
Crowning Moment of Awesome by MBurris reviews
Neville, abruptly woken from a daydream, is temporarily confused about his actions. And now ... he's terrified of being who he wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Neville L. - Complete
Evil and Ham by QAI521 reviews
In one world, Taylor Hebert became a villain by accident. In another, Taylor gets some mentoring in villainy. (HISHE)
Crossover - Web Shows & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Skitter
Into the Maelstrom by AlexKirko reviews
Exhilarated by their victory against the Sith Empire, Revan and Tabook Nashdar (the Exile) start messing with Force Powers only to be blasted into the pre-Phantom Menace Star Wars movie universe. Will the two Jedi that rebuilt the Jedi Order from scratch in their world have to destroy it in this one to get back home? Whatever help the Jedi prayed for, it wasn't this. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,636 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Mending Bones and Raising Stats by Truemmerphantom reviews
And thus, after kicking a bear to Kingdom Come, the Future Green Beast of Konoha laid his eyes on a very grumpy baby with a zigzagged hairline and a penchant to emit impressive levels of Killing Intent. A few years later, the newly (re-)born Kaguya-clan member in question screws around with message boxes and other peoples heads. SI-OC / Gamer - Abandoned -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Gai M., Kurenai Y., OC
Jormungandr by stephenopolos reviews
Xander hated himself for choosing this option, but what's a twelve year old to do when faced with the choice between embarrassment in front of his best buds and going with dad on an archaeology dig. Of course his summer vacation couldn't be simple, and he finds himself on an adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Xander H.
Rescind's Worm One-Shots by Rescind reviews
I get a lot of ideas for story plots, but usually clamp down on them, telling myself: "My time would be better spent working on one of my already in progress stories." Well, predictably I'm rarely very productive after doing that, so I decided I might as well try writing out some one-shots when the urge strikes me. I hope you enjoy them as they come.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 12/28/2016
Within Interest by Silent Songbird reviews
"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 7,149 - Follows: 8,295 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
A Change of Pace by Atren Graves reviews
[Indefinite Hiatus] When Taylor went into the locker, she drew the attention of two beings. One offered an absent thought, and a broken tool that wasn't even meant for her. The other took a more personal approach.
Crossover - Dishonored & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 161,669 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 1/3/2016 - the Outsider, Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl
A Casual Conversation by Blue Teller reviews
A scrawny blond meets a housewife in the waiting room to the doctor's office.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Izumi C., Toshinori Y./All Might - Complete
Rogue Knight by Illuviar reviews
A man with the memories and skills of a Sith Warrior from a conflict that ended four millenia ago finds himself thrown in the opening weeks of the Clone Wars. He has a mission - deal with the current Sith Lord and his supporters permanently and prepare the galaxy for the eventual arrival of the Vong. This is a SI story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 169 - Words: 637,470 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Complete
White Knight by The Inner Hollow reviews
A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 402,412 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
Salt the Earth by Seito reviews
Spite could and would carry you far. Zuko said fuck off to his father and the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 315 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 9,876 - Follows: 4,962 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 1,579 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
You're a wizard, Harris by stephenopolos reviews
YAHF reversed, Xander goes from halloween to waking up in the cupboard under the stairs. Increasingly AU the longer he stays on that side.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,206 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Xander H.
Endless Pantheon: God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,805 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden - Complete
Rain of Blood by Rescind reviews
The City of Brockton Bay is no stranger to conflict. With gangs led by powerful Parahumans vying for territory, product, and profit, more than a few innocent people get caught in the middle. When the Asian Bad Boyz take over her neighborhood, demanding payment for the protection of those few residents that remain, Taylor Hebert is forced to make a most difficult decision.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,657 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015
Twice the Apathy by 88mph reviews
SI/OC with 'Gamer' powers. Kensuke was sold to Konoha to become a ninja in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. He doesn't want to be a ninja, he has dreams of a far more peaceful life in his past, but failing the Academy has dire consequences. It doesn't help that Uzumaki keeps humiliating him with pranks to lighten him up. If only the Sandaime's pet would leave him alone...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,405 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 12/17/2015
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 16,192 - Follows: 15,587 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
An Open Secret by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Lords of Winter by Stressed Muffin reviews
Jon would always be a Bastard. He could never inherit but he could protect his family. He could defend The North. Protecting his family he could do himself. But protecting The North? He would need followers, like the Knights of the South but dedicated to The North, not to glory. Bastard and true-born alike - The Lords of Winter would protect The North. Cover image by Melaamory. AU.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 223,173 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Jon S., Eddard S., Robb S.
Sticky Notes by HeathenVampires reviews
They don't remember how it started, but they've always done it really. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Back to Basics by Nightmare Sired Muse reviews
At sixteen, Ash Ketchum was renowned as a prodigy. Together with his pokemon, he had overcome rivals, aided in the destruction of Team Rocket, and conquered two separate League Conferences. Then the tragedies of New Island washed it all away. It was only then, at his darkest hour, that his true journey to greatness began. Kalos, AU, veteran trainer Ash
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,966 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi
To Be Lost and Found Once More by BlytheDhysReygard reviews
They had all met him once before. Just once. Only once, and for a few minutes at most. But one brief encounter was enough for them to remember the strange young man who seemed to draw people to him like moths to a flame. And they were all drawn in toward the bright light just the same. Maybe that had something to do with his orange hair. BleachxAvengers AU. Occurs before New York.
Crossover - Bleach & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Ichigo K., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
An Explosive Touch by electricbanjo reviews
Konoha has at long last produced another shinobi capable of applying a seal from scratch on any surface with a mere touch. Pity the only seal he knows how to make is an explosive tag.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Naruto U.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4398 - Favs: 12,398 - Follows: 14,474 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
To Go Forward by YourDailyPrescription reviews
Jon Snow wakes up in Winterfell two years in the past. In a forgotten room, he finds a chest filled with his mother's letters and momentos from his infancy that no one seems to remember. Starting with the events of Game of Thrones, Jon struggles with his knowledge of the future, and an ancient prophecy. Drama. Non-canon compliant. Time Travel, AU, R L J.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,973 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 4,955 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Jon S.
Flecked With Gold by The Jingo reviews
Fresh from his victory over Toneri, Naruto realizes one very important thing: His life is not a crappy romance novel. To avoid the expecting eyes of a besotted Hyuuga, he decides to join Sasuke on the hunt for the remnants of Kaguya. Too bad no one warned him about the mileage. Co-Authored with Glacious.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 3,274 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
ARC by Harmonious Arkos Sloth reviews
Jaune has always considered himself a "glass half full" kind of guy. When his memories are lost, perhaps he'll finally be able to live up to his potential? A bowl is most useful when it's empty after all. Armed with his wits, and sick dance moves, he and his friends may just save Remnant and make some brand new memories along the way.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/7/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
A Game of Ice and Fire by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,191 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 5,554 - Follows: 6,291 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Jon S.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
The Silver Spider of Brockton Bay by Z.R. Stein reviews
Taylor Hebert cried out for help, and she was heard. The Web must be maintained. Taylor Hebert is chosen. Will Brockton Bay be ready for the Friendly Neighborhood Silver Spider? AltPower!Taylor. Rating may be subject to change (this is Worm, after all).
Crossover - Spider-Man & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 400 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Skitter
Blonding by EndoplasmicPanda reviews
Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,259 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 4,996 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Boruto U. - Complete
The Gamer of Sunagakure by Zturm reviews
After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.
Crossover - Naruto & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 148,211 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 5,277 - Follows: 5,802 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 3/27/2015 - OC
The Taken Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Some powers have history. Some powers should not be acquired. Some powers had a plan, should they ever fall. A Worm/Destiny cross that (hopefully) requires zero knowledge of Destiny.
Crossover - Worm & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 468 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Complete
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
The Unrelenting Frozen Seas: The Journey by Engineer4Ever reviews
The Sea has many moods, many faces. This is mirrored by its children greatly. The icy seas shift and tide against the shore of a difficult path. Watch as a small ripple becomes a mighty typhoon in the world of monsters, gods, and demigods. Fem!Harry. Years One-Three, complete! Thanks for the support guys and gals! Book 1.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 243,544 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
The Last Horcrux by Nargled reviews
What would Hermione have really done during the last battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
Nightmare Queen by Akallas von Aerok reviews
You shouldn't have hurt my dad.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 4/19/2017
Once More With Feeling by Unstoppable Hanger reviews
24-year-old computer programmer is reincarnated as a background character. Her first life was nothing special, but she's determined her second one will be. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,782 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Ami
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,758 - Published: 3/15/2017
The Hunt is On by Farmerbob1 reviews
Several years before canon Worm, a thief with bad luck buys powers from Cauldron and gets more than he bargained for. He meets Mouse Protector, and they hit it off. Eventually, the two uncover the secret of Simurgh's nature, and all hell breaks loose.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,711 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Wile E. Coyote - Complete
Everything and Nothing by Rescind reviews
When faced with her bullies' apparent immunity to disciplinary action, Taylor Hebert decides the best course of action is to use her new power to investigate. After acquiring enough evidence to sink Sophia once and for all, she personally delivers it straight into the Protectorate's hands. Unfortunately, things don't go quite the way she had planned.
Crossover - Hellsing & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,752 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 11/15/2016
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 4,007 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Iron Hearts: The Shanxi Campaign by Dr1ft3r0I reviews
Humanity found the Prothean ruins on Mars, but the data was corrupted. So, what happens when a race develops outside of the Reapers plans? And what of the machines of war that humanity has made?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 8/11/2013
Into the Smoke by AofX reviews
Suzuki Shou disturbs a butterfly; Uzumaki Naruto reaps the benefit. Mitarashi Anko didn't think she was cut out for teaching, but to be a ninja was to be forever enrolled in a game of give and take, and when the Hokage asks you to give, you don't say no. Gen fic. Teacher!Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,440 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Naruto U., Anko M., OC
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 716 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 75,418 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,608 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 596 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
The Noodle Incident by marylou reviews
Spaceman Spiff runs into Lord Voldemort. The world will never be the same again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
More Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,579 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
The Reaping by ParaDocksFF reviews
Taylor triggers with a power reminiscent of Glaistig Uaine.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 90,025 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016
Tertiary by Visual Pun reviews
Taylor gets a handle on her powers a little earlier and the story begins one week before canon. Rated T for language and implied situations in later chapters.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,267 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016
Converging Roads by Glaux Bryonia reviews
Sasuke died. He didn't like it, but he acknowledged that that was the way of the world. Waking up afterwards with a masked monster looming over him, however, lay not in line with his expectations. Goddamn afterlife.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Sasuke U.
Lilo's War by Alrissa reviews
Experiments handled and Ohana restored Lilo now spends her time juggling her duties as Ambassador with school and play time. But there is trouble brewing in the galaxy and she'll place herself right smack in the middle of it. Because it's the right thing to do. Rated Mature for war, death and violence.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Lilo P., 626/Stitch
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Oh, Bugger Me Sideways by PsyckoSama reviews
In all those SIs where people are dumped into Westeros, they always lament about how bad they've got it. Well, they don't got shit. It could be much worse. They could have been dumped into the body of Lyanna Stark. Broken, bloodied, genderbent, with a new born bastard, and enough emotional baggage to fill a airport...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016
Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds by RosesToPaint reviews
The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 145,176 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Blackfish Out Of Water by jacobk reviews
Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,810 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Brynden T.
Captain Brooklyn: Beat Cop by VJ Riddle reviews
Steve doesn't pause when he sees the bizarre changes to Times Square. He escapes. He learns. And in true Captain America fashion, he refuses to hide and decides to take the fight to Hydra (because who else would capture him?), hiding among New York's Finest. Between the Academy and his old/new friends, he should have plenty of back-up in the fight against Hydra, now SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,896 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Team 7's Ascension: Lines in the Sand by Eilyfe reviews
Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,163 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dancing In The Snow by RainMercury reviews
He can hear her, in his head. The whispers of advice and warning. He can feel her, willing him to use her power. On that dark night, he acknowledges her in a way she never thought possible. AU post Episode 16 of the anime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,931 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Zangetsu, Sode no Shirayuki
Dancing In The Snow - Guardian Angel by RainMercury reviews
It's been 17 months since Ichigo Kurosaki lost his powers. 17 months since a Fallen Angel took it upon herself to guard and protect the bitter shell he has become. There's a way to give him his life back, to make him whole...But in doing so, she will forever lose a piece of herself. Will her reward be worth the cost? IchiRuki, AU Post-Winter War. Standalone Companion to DITS.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] Zangetsu, Sode no Shirayuki
Foothold Situation by Lady FoxFire reviews
SG-1/TF - A Foothold Situation is something that every member of SGC fear. So when news about a possible situation in a small town called Tranquility is heard there is nothing to do but investigate and pray.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,158 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 1/26/2009 - J. O'Neill, Sam W.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Parental Guidance by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 586 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
That Which Does Not by Chilord reviews
In which Pyrrha Nikos discovers that training Jaune Arc comes with more... complexities than would at first be visible, and they spread.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 328 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Complete
He Makes Me Laugh by PunkInuzuka reviews
Temari was a harsh, clever woman, but she loved for simple reasons. [NaruTema]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Naruto U., Temari] Ino Y. - Complete
A Farmer's Life by Type-00 reviews
Life as a Hunter or Huntress can be difficult, fighting monsters always is, but it's got nothing on the life of a farmer outside of the kingdoms.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Complete
A Touch of the Divine by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor comes to the attention of an ancient god, who passes on a mantle of power to her, which she must slowly grow into. Neither priest nor paladin, she is instead the Avatar of a god as old as the universe, imbued with a Touch of the Divine.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 128,289 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016
Reign of the Wolf King by Jason Thompson reviews
When word of Lyanna's abduction reached Rickard and Brandon at Riverrun he ordered his son to ride north while he rode for King's Landing to ask for her return. Now he alongside his brother have taken King's Landing at the head of "Robert's Rebellion."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,736 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Cersei L., Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Brandon S.
Pride by To Mockingbird reviews
Ned Stark is sent to Casterly Rock to be fostered instead of the Vale. And a wolf among lions learns to sharpen his claws… [AU]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Cersei L., Jaime L., Eddard S./Ned, Tywin L. - Complete
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 6,268 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,206 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 7,665 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Razor Cut Smile: Yet Another Halloween Fanfiction by Colleen reviews
It's Halloween yet again, and this time when Xander goes to buy his plastic gun his attention strays to a lovely set of silver razors. Crossover Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Sweeney Todd.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 4/17/2008
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Harry's Death by Nargled reviews
One shot. I'm still confused by the Hallows...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 8,159 - Follows: 5,693 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
False Starts Worm by Diresquirrel reviews
A collection of fanfics based on Worm that didn't really go too far. Some might be finished sometime, but not all will. Tell me what you think! Also, I don't own anything you recognize.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,251 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Skitter
Black Family Business by Nargled reviews
The war and the trials are over. Draco is finally going to become the Heir to the Black Family. And there's nothing that bloody Potter can do about it. Chapter two added, updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Game of Life by Belial666 reviews
A thoughtless comment during the final battle, and Voldemort realizes the danger he's in and how to avoid it. Harry appears in Limbo alone with his regrets, until he finds a strange game... about himself. What happens when Harry decides to play, changing things in the process? Second chance, gamer!Harry, girl!harry(?), fanfic cliches used and/or twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,027 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Susan B.
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Reap My Fury by Jinchuu21 reviews
Hinrik 'Harry' Baratheon, Heir to Dragonstone. A small addition will change the Game of Thrones, because Harry does not play games. An injection of Harry Potter into the Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire Universe. (On Hiatus)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Stannis B., OC, Yara G.
A New Man by Steelbadger reviews
Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,163 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 4,476 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P.
A Bug in the Game by Harper Potts reviews
The tale of Taylor Hebert, but not as you know her from Worm. This Taylor made different choices as to what kind of hero she wanted to be, and the story changed. Then she discovered James Barron trapped in her locker, and the story changed again. Companion Story to Co-Op Mode. Worm AU Gamer pseudo-SI.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 183,083 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
Of Titles, Scars and Prophecies by joen1801 reviews
She'd been running from the Wild Hunt for what felt like an eternity. The chase came to an end at twilight in a dark forest with the aid of a stranger she never expected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Ciri
Cat's Paw by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 403 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., L. Ren - Complete
Will of the Will-O-Wisp by gameboy5432 reviews
Ba ba ba bump *Snap *Snap* Ba ba ba bump *Snap *Snap* Ba ba ba bump *Snap *Snap* They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're altogether ooky, There house is a musem And Jon Snow's come to see them. This really is a scream Thrones and the Addams Family! Ba ba ba bump *Snap *Snap* Ba ba ba bump *Snap *Snap* Ba ba ba bump *Snap *Snap*
Crossover - Addams Family & Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/6/2016
Co-op Mode by Faria Lyton reviews
Cauldron's plan was bad. The Protectorate was deeply flawed. The PRT was a joke. If Gaia wanted to save her babies, save herself, she'd need to interfere. Enter The Gamer. Too bad it's James. Now with a companion fic by Harper Potts, A Bug in the Game. Rated for Worm. Cross-posted
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,080 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
Professor X's Correspondence Academy by Lucillia reviews
A fact about Magneto that shouldn't really be so shocking when one really stops to think about it comes to light. Charles takes the opportunity to twist the knife a bit, and to once again try to persuade his old friend turned enemy that he is on the wrong path. Unintended consequences naturally ensued.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - Complete
Rise of the Weasley Famiglia by jacobk reviews
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 577 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Ron W.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 5,627 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Application Process by Type-00 reviews
Fred and George have judged Malfoy and found him wanting. With the Triwizard Tournament about to start, and all eyes on Hogwarts, they decide to contribute by helping Harry find a new rival more appropriate to his skill level. From quidditch superstars to first year fanboys, no one is turned away from trying to rival the great Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Fred W., Harry P., George W.
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Unintentionally Mine by Alternative Angel reviews
When Igneel had explained courtship behavior to his young son, he'd failed to mention pretty blonde mages that would unwittingly initiate the thousand-year-old tradition purely out of disproportionate gratitude and then just keep at it by simply being herself. Natsu just tries to roll with it. /-An absurd lack of communication results in the slowest, strangest romance in centuries.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Igneel
Survivor, Reject, Courier, Conqueror by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. Honor Harrington and a small group of survivors are stranded on an unknown planet where they discover one piece of advanced alien technology. Everything in the balance of power throughout hundreds of inhabited worlds begins to change.
Honor Harrington - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 149 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4235 - Favs: 13,234 - Follows: 14,836 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 9,802 - Follows: 7,379 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 1,361 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Just Another Tuesday by BrightestDarkness reviews
In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.
Crossover - Marvel & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,356 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 494 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
King and Country by RemoWilliams reviews
A James Bond Style secret agent chooses to rebel against his orders and becomes King of a small country.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 8,690 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
The Line is not Broken by Rikkudo reviews
Minato Namikaze never did find out who his parents were. Tsunade made sure of that. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Minato N.
Always Be Prepared by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
A short conversation between two... Security conscious individuals. Short, but amusing.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Alastor M. - Complete
Mysterious Gibberish with Elves: The Collected Works by Moriwen1 reviews
Susan doesn't believe in fairy tales. Edmund doesn't know how to treat old books. Tolkien just wants them to go away and let him work.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Begin Again by Sarah1281 reviews
When he's exonerated, Richard finally has time to mourn. After allowing himself to grieve, he's ready to put himself back out there. It's a good thing he's got such a good friend ready and willing to help him out there. Richard x Kath
Fugitive - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2015 - R. Kimble - Complete
Symbiosis by Rescind reviews
Seeking a temporary reprieve from the stress of living and working in a dying city, the Hebert family decides to take a vacation to somewhere a bit more peaceful. Unfortunately, their trip into the Adirondack Mts of New York ends in disaster as a washed out road results in a terrible accident. Injured but alive, a young Taylor sets off into the wilderness alone, adapting to survive
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 243 - Published: 9/17/2015
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Unusual Cravings by AHighAndLonesomeSound reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter team up to deal with the most terrifying threat the Boy-Who-Lived has ever faced: Luna Lovegood's pregnancy cravings. Borderline crack. Not as funny as I think it is. Written for round one of the Teachers' Lounge Ultimate Iron Fic Challenge. The prompt was "frenemies".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 456 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 10,641 - Follows: 4,405 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
The Blender by LordsFire reviews
This is my repository for miscellaneous story fragments that I thought were interesting, but not interesting enough, or perhaps worth enough effort, to turn into full stories in and of themselves.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,745 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Beastling by SNicole25 reviews
If there was one thing in the afterlife she wasn't prepared for, it was being reborn as the daughter of Konoha's 'Fabled Green Beast'. Rewrite of 'The Green Beastling' I wrote on my other profile, Sweetlilsunshine. SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Gai M., Kakashi H., OC
The Danger of Missing Small Details by Erisah Mae reviews
Eggsy wasn't born with a silver spoon. He got something better. The rest of Kingsman take a while to catch on. Or: the one in which Eggsy is a god, Harry has some explaining to do, and Roxy and Merlin desperately need a scotch.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015
The Safest Place in the Wizarding World by flabbyknight reviews
Harry wants to transfer to a different school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 2,021 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 5,379 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A., Ozpin, Cinder F., Ruby R.
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
Exiled by fantasyra reviews
In a world of parahuman superpowers teaming with hero's and villains, a teenage Taylor Hebert meet's a kind teenage man who, like her, is far more than he appears. What begins as the start of a promising career as an independent hero team looking for ways to make Brockton Bay a better place, quickly turns into a life of villainy, with the same goals, and enemies on all sides.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 74 - Words: 310,943 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [Shepard, Skitter] - Complete
Calamity Physics by Beguile reviews
"Damn it, Matt! Stop saying crazy things because of drugs!" Or: why Matt's heightened senses and prescription painkillers don't mix.
Daredevil - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Matt M., Foggy N., Karen P. - Complete
Fairytale Romance by Umei no Mai reviews
Real fairytales, the old ones with truth in their bones and the shadows of madness in their blood, are not happy stories. This is the tale of a Girl and her Soldier, from the bloody mountains of medieval Wallachia to the busy streets of Washington DC and beyond.
Crossover - Captain America & Dracula Untold - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,683 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, H. Stark, Vlad T.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16075 - Favs: 25,569 - Follows: 22,327 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Battle of Shanxi by guardsmansparky reviews
There's a reason why no one messes with humanity, and why the Turian Hierarchy lost at Shanxi. One-Shot.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 7,165 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Tensai by Shadewolf7 reviews
Tensai: 1) Genius, protégé. 2) Natural disaster. Accounting for the fact that Ichigo's lack-of-trying in school STILL has him in the top 50, despite all the supernatural disturbances that cut into his life - what if he hadn't taken Rukia's powers that day, and instead only awoke his own? (No more romance than Canon, so don't ask.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,276 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Ichigo K.
Number Girl by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor Hebert gets the power to see the numbers that underlie reality. But what will she do when the numbers show her the truth about her former best friend Emma?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Skitter, Dinah A., Emma B.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 11,713 - Follows: 8,132 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
(Not) Quite Ready For Another Adventure by Raouldehadleyfraser reviews
Bilbo hadn't exactly meant this when he'd said that to Gandalf as they boarded the ship. No, he had definitely not wanted to restart his life from just before it was overturned by dwarves, elves, skinchangers, and oh, let's not forget dragons and gold-sickness. And that Valar forsaken Ring. This was most definitely not what he had imagined - but that was still what had happened.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,684 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 380 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Scars by Rorschach's Blot reviews
The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 373 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
The Only Logical Conclusion by Jedi Buttercup reviews
"But didn't they tell you?" I said in an ostentatious tone. "The first rule of time travel is that you don't talk about the time travel."
Crossover - Dresden Files & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 12/10/2010 - H. Dresden, J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
Copacetic by Materia-Blade reviews
My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Skitter
Hello, Tom! by pleurocoelus reviews
When Lord Voldemort goes to kill young Harry Potter, he encounters resistance from the person he least expected, the young child himself. A story of time travel, its cause, and its aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P.
New Collective by stephenopolos reviews
A young man gains the power of the collective, in the form of replicator nanites and protoss style technology. Inspired by East Bridge. i'm reworking the idea on this one because it deserves a chance to shine.
Crossover - StarCraft & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2013
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Days of Future Never Mind by NotMarge reviews
Several different ways the Paris Peace Talks could have gone had Quicksilver been present. Totally AU. Totally wonky.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Quicksilver/Peter M. - Complete
My Guest Tonight by pmraptor98 reviews
Dr. Alan Grant goes onto the Daily Show with Jon Stewart to discuss his latest book.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2014 - A. Grant - Complete
Blue by fringeperson reviews
In recruiting people to his cause, Loki is introduced to his most valuable asset's girlfriend. For reasons beyond comprehension, this changes things... Oneshot, complete, don't own. C/D.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Loki - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 9,490 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
On the Record by Lucillia reviews
James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 277 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 597 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Educational Decree Number Twenty-Six by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Harry storms outside one night after a particularly frustrating Defense Against the Dark Arts Class with Umbridge, only to receive unexpected company as he reflects on his hatred of "the toad." Company, it seems, that is determined to change his life for the better. Three-shot. Complete. I mean it this time. Rewrite in progress, but it might be a while before it's up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., L. Moon] Pansy P. - Complete
When the Dark Knight Met the White Queen by Jason Thompson reviews
Emma Frost comes to Gotham to secure funding for the Xavier School and has encounters with both Bruce Wayne and his alter ego.
Crossover - X-Men & Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Emma F./White Queen, Bruce W./Batman
To Hug a Hulk by Morena Evensong reviews
It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 588 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 770 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Problem Solving by Teorwyn reviews
The REAL reason behind Shepard's terrible driving. Rated for mild language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2014 - J. Garson - Complete
Alternate Beginnings by ack1308 reviews
Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Skitter, Grue, Madison C., Imp - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
It Can Fly! by Lucillia reviews
If freakishly large ears were what granted you the ability to fly, every rabbit would be a helicopter. Other forces are obviously behind little Dumbo's ability to fly.
Crossover - Superman & Dumbo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Dumbo - Complete
A Survivor is Born by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU: Taylor returns from Yamatai and just wants her life back to normal. The PRT on the other hand wants to know how she wound up killing over 400 people and only walked away with a few minor wounds. So do a few other people. Alt/Power!Taylor. She's not Skitter in this one.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 11,901 - Follows: 4,719 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
There's One in Every Generation by PaBurke reviews
The Leverage Team talking about relatives serving in WWII. Plus a stealth crossover.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Alec H., Sophie D. - Complete
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Honey by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,551 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,884 - Follows: 6,656 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 11,208 - Follows: 5,074 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly by jacobk reviews
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Skitter
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 570 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 460 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Gentle Heart by Gospel Stonemad reviews
Steve thought that agreeing to live in the tower would help his life settle down. He was so wrong. Rated for Clint's dirty mouth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Master of Evil by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter is raised by Maleficent as her apprentice and heir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 512 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Maleficent
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 6,484 - Follows: 6,477 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 723 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Vulpem pilum mutat, non mores by Tine An reviews
Stabbed, late at night, in Hogsmeade Harry wakes up, face in the snow, in 1967. He isn't famous, he has no money, and no one has heard of Lord Voldemort. Becoming increasingly doubtful about the possibility of his return to the future he wonders if he may have to organise a little bit of a coup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Rosmerta
On the Wings of an Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,667 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Louise, Ezio A.
A Different Song by Shogun24 reviews
AU- Same characters. Different Song. Will the outcome change?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,476 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Eddard S./Ned
Powers Best Left Untouched by StorySongs reviews
"A power the dark lord knows not"... may or may not have been shorthand. Voldemort attempts to ensnare the Shadow Mages, with disastrous results.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Voldemort, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik, Yami Yūgi
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 212 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
A Genius Like Him by thirdmetaphor reviews
In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Compound Interest by thebluninja reviews
When Saren attacks the Citadel, lots of people are rounded up by the geth. But they never manage to catch everyone. Written for the February contest in Aria's Afterlife. Warning: Contains large quantities of badass volus!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Vader's Own by Malicean reviews
Lord Vader promotes skill, not wealth or connections. The Dark Lord's favor, nonetheless, conveys a certain political pull. A simple soldier might find himself far beyond his usual social circles that way. Though, that's just the start of his troubles …
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,717 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Leia O., Bail O., General Veers - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9768 - Favs: 9,523 - Follows: 5,180 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 563 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rizzoli-Potter by I. H. Scribe reviews
Jane always thought it would be Tommy who'd have an illegitimate kid first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Harry P., J. Rizzoli, Frankie R.
Great Minds (Terrible Yes, but Great) Think Alike by I. H. Scribe reviews
Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Fred W., George W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Tag-A-Long by I. H. Scribe reviews
The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 436 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 7,393 - Follows: 4,226 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Hide and Seek by Liffae reviews
When he is young, Naruto learns that sometimes you don't want to be found. A legend is born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 400 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Battle 65 Million Years in the Making by Xenopsyche reviews
A One-shot about Grunt's reaction to discovering Dinosaurs. Suggested by Krikr. Rated T for paranoid safety. Makes reference to Jurassic Park but is most assuredly not a cross-over.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/9/2013 - U. Grunt - Complete
Forever by Emerald Ashes reviews
Forever. Do you know what that's like? Can you even begin to imagine it? Of course not. You're a child, after all, whether you're ten or a hundred…or eighteen. Just a child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Bella - Complete
Rio Blanco on the Mouth of Hell by Ironbear reviews
"It started out as a simple evening at home. A pair of movies fresh from blockbuster, a 52" plasma screen TV, and thou. Oh, and the 'thou' braless in a skimpy bandanna top and a stretchy mini-skirt thing that just begged for a hot makeout session... "
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Rio Bravo - Rated: M - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,899 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] J.T. Chance, Dude - Complete
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 480 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Perfect Vision by Lethargy reviews
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Living For Tomorrow by SepatownSon reviews
For centuries men have been taken from Man's World to Themyscira and used to fulfill ancient Amazon traditions. When Superman becomes their latest captive, their whole world changes.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,328 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - [Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 469 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Picture by alcimines reviews
The Breach is closed, Mako and Raleigh are famous, and everyone is hoping that they are more than friends. But where is the proof?
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Raleigh B., Mako M. - Complete
The Shawarma Thing by DragonSilhouette reviews
In which Percy and Thalia eat shawarma during an alien invasion.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Septem by Lucillia reviews
Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Luke S., Leia O.
Wrong Participants by Galaxy Hunter reviews
In the height of Harry's fourth year, the Goblet of fire spits out not Cedric's name, but THE BIG DADDY! Complete and total insanity unfolds as the Goblet randomly spits out names of various game/movie/book characters. Collection of one-shots. Crackfic.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P.
Homer says D'oh by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix lost luggage and Halloween in Sunnydale?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
congratulations, you've leveled up by GuiltyAdonis reviews
"Could you learn to float down off a balcony like that?" "Not in the next ten minutes." - Or, in which a good commander knows when it's appropriate to ask for advice.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2013 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bird Club by MuggleBeene reviews
One rainy day Harry Potter stops into Eeylops Owl Emporium to escape the rain. He leaves with more than he ever expected. AU, just a bit of fluff for the 'birds' over at the Teachers' Lounge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Rubeus H., Luna L. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
A Team of Like Minded Individuals by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to an experiment with a Seal gone wrong, Naruto ended up in another world. Fortunately, he landed in good company. Literally.
Crossover - A-Team & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Murdock, Naruto U.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 5,430 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 9,371 - Follows: 2,957 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 331 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
After the Big Bang by Erisah Mae reviews
Vegeta sacrificed himself to save the world, but Bulma decided she was tired of his attitude and dumped him. Depressed, he tells his troubles to a random earthling, Oz.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Oz, Vegeta
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
Shadows on the Moon by Ironbear reviews
"Hello, I'm Cordelia Chase. We have met, haven't we?" - Ten months after falling into a coma following her giving birth to Jasmine, Cordelia wakes up. Again. And boy, is she ever not happy...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
A Doctor and A Master by Lucillia reviews
The Doctor's a doctor and The Master's a master, but a Doctor and a Master of what?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - 3rd Doctor, The Master - Complete
Crookshanks the Matchmaker by midwestern sorceress reviews
All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 333 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
Upsetting the Applecart by SpaceAnJL reviews
I think everyone has to write YAHF for this fandom, don't they? It's like a rite of passage, or something.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,828 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012
Who Gets to kill Bellatrix? by LordGranger reviews
A little humorous one shot where Hermione suddenly starts complaining to the author when Molly gets to kill Bellatrix. One thing follows another and everything suddenly goes downhill. Harry/Hermione. Little bashing of other pairings (but not the characters). ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 434 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Genetech Discrepancy by Diresquirrel reviews
Buffy is thrust into a new situation when she finds out that her mother's estranged father recently died. With Joyce dead, Buffy and Dawn have to pick up the pieces. Crossover with the Book verse of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Buffy S., Tyrannosaurus
Thieves, Spies, and Accidental Allies by ellabellbee reviews
In order for the Leverage Team to get justice for a client, they must infiltrate Stark Tower. Things end up more complicated than they originally planned. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Nathan F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
The Quarian-Princess Bride by thebluninja reviews
Mordin: Inconceivable! The Illusive Man: Who said life is fair? Where is that written? Shepard: Collectors of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Thane: Hello. My name is Thane Krios. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE! Legion: Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together in consensus today. Yes, the Princess Bride, done with Mass Effect characters! Read it now!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Dagnirel by emerald sorceress reviews
There is no word for Buffy in Sindarin so the elves call her Dagnirel, the Bane Star, for she fell from the sky and her eyes glitter with diamond light. But no-one can stand before her when she bares her blades in battle and death is her gift.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Buffy S., Thorin - Complete
The Train Ride by WalkaboutTigger reviews
Draco has an enlightening experience talking with an as-yet-unsorted girl on the Express at the beginning of second year. No relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 12,954 - Follows: 4,074 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Parking Spots and Shampoo Bottles by Nazmuko reviews
Clone!fic. There's a new girl in Jonathan's school. This is a story about how their relationship develops from awkward friendship to something more, one step at a time. Jack's clone/Sam's clone
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,930 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Jonathan O. - Complete
If! What If? by fringeperson reviews
"I'm sure if Stark still made weapons," Steve said. If Stark still made weapons. IF Stark still made weapons. What is the Iron Man suit, exactly? Oneshot drabble, don't own, complete. No pairings, just a thought.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 638 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fairy Tale for Robots by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
What I think is a realistic take on how Orihime and Ichigo could possibly become a couple. Comments and criticism welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
One Moment More by Kryal reviews
The only thing worse for World Domination plans than a professional World Savior dragged back from heaven... is two of them. First installment of BFF-verse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Buffy S., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Parent Trap by MisterQ reviews
Xander decides to dress up his sleeping parents before going Trick-or-Treating. Chaos results.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 206 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
Well, Blow Me Down by Blu Taiger reviews
Susie discovers 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day' - the hard way.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Susie Derkins, Calvin - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Games of Kings by Deritine reviews
Yugi doesn't seem as upset about wishing away his Yami as Jareth thinks he should be. Now being continued! Expect erratic updates, though.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Jareth, Yami Yūgi
Exit Materia by LunaStorm reviews
In which Harry is propelled into a world where magic is trapped in baubles, monsters scavenge among rubbish and the Planet bleeds to make fighters stronger, but friendship, at least, is still friendship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,205 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Cloud S.
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
The Little Prince by LunaStorm reviews
A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,055 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5262 - Favs: 20,755 - Follows: 18,387 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Tendologic by The Sage of Toads reviews
Third Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
Fight Smart by Hawk reviews
Shego finally has a chance to see if Ron Stoppable is all that, or if Monty Fiske was just full of it when he claimed that the buffoon could fight.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 853 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 192 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cryo by Omniscientearl reviews
Frozen in a block of magical ice after his fight with Saffron, Ranma has awoken after nearly two hundred years.
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,434 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Ranma, J. Garson
Raiders Of The Lost Horcrux by NothingPretentious reviews
Ron might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Not Weak by Creepy Mae West Kozi reviews
I wanted to write a scary Simon. Question: What does a surgeon do when working with an underground terrorist sect? Scary things, that's what.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Simon - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 258 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 570 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
To Catch A Robin by Schnickledooger reviews
Artemis has reason to believe that Robin, the Boy Wonder, attends Gotham Academy as well. All she needs is evidence. She enlists the help of Dick Grayson to track him down. Trolling commences.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 411 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 234 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard - Complete
The Illusory Dilemma by Animus of Masada reviews
In a world of hard choices and being forced to pursue the lesser of two evils, there sometimes exists a third option—-a way to save them all. A series of related one-shots exploring a few of the "hard" decisions in the games, and logical third-options.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Shepard, Ashley W.
One Step in the Right Direction by Romantic Silence reviews
It takes only one decision to completely alter the course of a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 163 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Proposal by fringeperson reviews
Instead of being angry at Darcy when he makes his insulting proposal to her, Lizzy decides to take advantage of a chance to get answers out of him, instead of her giving any. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Days of Christmas by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he has to prove himself to her father first. Does Harry have what it takes to get all the presents of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" before the time-limit is up? H/Hr, AU, post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stray by ruth baulding reviews
Even in a galaxy far, far away, every boy needs a dog. Anakin brings home a pathetic life form, and Obi Wan is far from amused. But which of them is the worst rascal?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 17,755 - Follows: 5,240 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 434 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Better Than A Backward Flushing Toilet by Lady FoxFire reviews
#6 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - Take one group of space explorer-alien fighters mix with another group of alien fighter. Stir well and then sit back and wait.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - J. O'Neill, W. Lennox - Complete
Pretty Pictures by Loethlin reviews
Shepard sent Kelly to lure Morinth into the trap. It almost went awry. Fortunately, Kelly has tricks up her sleeve. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kelly C., Morinth - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 1,263 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 535 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Legend of Explosive Youth! by dialNforNinja reviews
The slightly insane adventures of a Naruto who came to the attention of Lee, then Gai, then Gai's daughter, and through the power of youthful spirit and hard work graduated the Academy on his second attempt. Plus the odd side story on the canon Rookie 9.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 612 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Project Thoughts by Vathara reviews
Refugee camps settle into routines. Juushirou's routine has predatory tricksters, control-obsessed generals, and killer monsters from space... Part of the Tatterdemalion AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/2/2011 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Quagmire by kataja reviews
As the Battle of Endor approaches a Jedi and a spy find themselves on common, boggy ground.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 219,650 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Sherlock Is Not The One You Should Worry About by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 6,393 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 774 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 933 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Discipline Issues by tag0 reviews
Sirius was never seriously punished for The Prank. But what if Dumbledore had been willing to do more, while still not expelling him? What might have happened? Includes challenge for others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alfred is God by Seito reviews
Each member of the team gets to learn why Alfred is awesome, whether they want it or not. Alfred is the best there is. R&R
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
The Seal of Legion by Syroc reviews
A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Given Good Principles by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
The curate's words haunt Darcy, "So, perhaps, young master, you were born a Darcy because you were not strong enough to be born a farmer." These words ringing in his ears Pemberley's young master struggles to act on the good principles he has been given.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 220,617 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
You're NOT my best friend anymore! by JackOfBladesX reviews
After the battle at Tenchi bridge, Naruto and Sasuke meet...and decide to find different best friends. Insanity ensues. Note Naruto/Sasuke friendship. Not Yaoi. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flowers of Antimony by Lady Norbert reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Boys' Night by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 962 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 3,424 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 10,798 - Follows: 4,313 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
The Heart's Divide by MoonClaimed reviews
When the newly married Kaoru can't get doubts of her self-worth out of her head, Kenshin volunteers a few surprising facts about the woman she's always compared herself to.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Dilemma by Lexical Item reviews
Artemis Fowl Senior: Family-oriented eco-warrior who lost his way in the big bad world of business? Yeah right. Fairy magic and the People have a lot to answer for.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Steal the Sky by Sunbird Riding Shotgun reviews
After Nathan Ford is hired to act as the handler for three Alliance Opperatives on an off the books job nothing in his verse will ever be the same.
Crossover - Firefly & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Nathan F. - Complete
Semper Feegle by SpaceAnJL reviews
Anyone who read 'Feegles on a Firefly' - yeah, this is more of the same type of crazy. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Rob Anybody, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 5,830 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Goodnight Saigon by Made Nightwing reviews
Into the Valley of Death, rode the brave six hundred. She is called Ruthless, a Butcher. It is a title she never deserved. Taylor Shepard remembers Torfan
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - J. Garson, Illusive Man
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 433 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 906 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Faith by fringeperson reviews
COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. A butterfly can flap its wings once, and a hurricane will happen on the other side of the world, so what happens when a brother and sister drive into Bayville? The history that was supposed to happen changes, that's what.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Nothing Wrong With a Little Tease by kayladie reviews
When a boy pulls your pigtails, what is he really trying to say?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 178 - Published: 9/27/2010
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 334 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 1,236 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Treading Water by Flamedancer33 reviews
Some people teach others by tossing them off the boat and seeing if they sink or swim. Balthazar really should have known better.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Dave S., Balthazar B. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 278 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Is But Intoxication by Cornerofmadness reviews
He was capable of seducing the most beautiful woman in his world
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Chess by Lexical Item reviews
McGonagall accepts an invitation for a friendly game of chess with the headmaster. She is a formidable player, but she expects to lose. Then again, Dumbledore has some... interesting strategies that may just cost him the game.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
The Princess Bride Job by themonkeytwin reviews
Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And hitter, hacker, grifter, thief, mastermind. It had to be done, so I did.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,133 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
The Proposal by Asuka Kureru reviews
Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Toph, Iroh - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
Holmes refuses to take his medicine.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
How FMA Should Have Ended by Dyanne Hellen Sotobod reviews
Exactly like the title says. It's just some nonsense I typed up randomly. I at least think it's somewhat funny... ONESHOT. Very, very, VERY slightly IMPLIED Ed/Win. No other pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 259 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 by Srelex reviews
On a world torn apart by war, the Warp spews forth from another universe a horror that made Space Marines feel fear and caused even the minions of Chaos to feel revulsion. A horror that no weapon could purge. The horror's name: Jar Jar Binks.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009
All Manner of Horror by Dirty Reid reviews
Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 230 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 534 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 284 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 10,424 - Follows: 2,888 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Man Short by Goody reviews
The Leverage team is a man short for a job, but luckily Eliot has someone they can call for help, his cousin Shawn Spencer. Complete!
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,524 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Shawn S., Eliot S. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Harry Potter and the DASBA by schweigende reviews
Takes place summer before Harry’s third year, when Harry is staying at the Leaky Cauldron. The Diagon Alley Small Business Association is eagerly looking forward to some quality Potter-watching, but they aren't too impressed with what they see....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Project Asclepius by Vathara reviews
Survival is just the beginning. Our mad scientists consider consequences... some of which came along for the ride. Sequel to "Project Tatterdemalion".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/8/2009 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 4,163 - Follows: 1,061 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9460 - Favs: 18,229 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 7,280 - Follows: 2,094 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
New Attack Plan by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A Slight adjustment of strategy.
Punisher - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten Little Things by Running Thunder reviews
History travels in strange and twisted circles. Follow the friends of Naruto as they brave hookers, perverts, and forbidden village secrets in an attempt to discover his past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,897 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
When All Else Fails There Is Always Plan C by Lady FoxFire reviews
#5 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - The Autobots would do anything in their power to protect and care for Sam but what will they do when they face an enemy they can't not fight.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Speaking for the Dragon by muishiki reviews
There are a few people who's influence on Ender made him capable of destroying the Buggers. Peter was one. Graff, Bonozo, the game at the end of the world... But no one talks about the person who taught Ender to fight. Ranma/Ender's Game cross-over.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ranma - Complete
Seeking the Incomplete by Marz1 reviews
A BTVS FMA crossover. To keep the balance on the hellmouth, the Powers that be prevent the Slayer from returning to life in this world...but the powers don't control every world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,959 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006
Harry Potter and the Seminal Vacation by kmfrank reviews
In the summer after his second year, Harry Potter decides to spend a bit of the money in his vault to go on vacation with the Weasleys to Egypt. Instead of a relaxing vacation, however, his life is once again thrust into a life-changing adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 371 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Harry P.
Browncoat Reveille by Kensington reviews
Choosing a practical costume has unintended side-effects for Xander.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 269 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 7,426 - Follows: 2,417 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Formal Redress by Stormy1x2 reviews
Set during Diamond and Pearl. Does Professor Oak ever actually check out what pokemon Ash has seen on his journey over the years, via his pokedex? Maybe he should. Second story in the 'Rich and Intrepid Souls' fic line.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/6/2008
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 254 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 602 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We're Doomed by Lady FoxFire reviews
#4 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - Sometime sitting on the porch with a glass of lemonade can change your life.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Diary of an Angry Daughter of Hermione by pstibbons reviews
A Post-Crapalogue drabble especially for canon RHr sycophants. From the Journal of Rose Granger: It's been six months since Mum died. My father raped my mother for 20 years while everyone looked on. I'm the child of a love potion. I don't deserve to exist
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 6,274 - Follows: 1,981 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 714 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 1,175 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Training Exercises by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-Oneshot- There's always something to learn, especially if you can only barely master the basics.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 659 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Good Timing by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Most dangerous job in the world? Alaskan crab fisherman have nothing on members of Harry Dresden's army.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/5/2008 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Molly C., C. Ramirez - Complete
Project Tatterdemalion by Vathara reviews
What if Hollows were caused by an alien virus? Sci-fi AU. Warning for gore, and some language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/4/2008 - J. Ukitake - Complete