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Well, to sum it all up, I’m a poodle loving, 6’ tall, caffeine addicted, internet obsessed, sleep deprived, fuchsia adoring, terrifically blonde, sarcastic and harebrained Jesus Freak in high school who is in desperate need of her own car. Yup, that’s me! And oh yeah, the name is Abbey. Hello everybody!

IMPORTANT: As some of you may be wondering, my pen name used to be "sweetiepiepirate." But I thought it was WAY too perky, plus I never really liked it anyway. SO, after much consideration, I decided on "squeakyfrappe." What do you think? Lol...

Anyhow, I hope you guys will take the time and review my story with some actual feedback. I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand reviews that say, “please update bye.” I mean hello, that doesn’t tell me anything, lol.

Oh, and about flames. Bring ‘em on! I can handle anything! Just one request: please don’t say, “I hate it all and that’s it,” because honestly, if that what you think, why are you even taking the time to review it at all! Lol, if you can, please let me know specifically what you didn’t like or agree with, and why.

The rating of New Neighbor may go up, but most likely not. I try to update regularly, but the chapters come when they come, you know?

And I would give you my screen name so you could get in contact with me if you need to, but since I’m never on AIM anyway, what’s the point? If you have any questions, email me.

That profile wasn’t too bad, was it? I hate long, boring profiles that tell me what brand of spaghetti sauce the person prefers. I mean really, I DON’T CARE.

Toodle-oo everyone!

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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6756 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Well, What Do You Know? by hunni07 reviews
Get ready to take a plunge into the twisted mind of "Lucy," a certain sister to a certain Slytherin we know and love. Takes place in 6th year for HP and gang AU . NOT SLASH. Please rr! CHAPTER 17 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,691 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The New Girl by hunni07 reviews
Sirius Black! Back way back in his seventh year! HE and the other marauders meet Faylinn, with the pink hair and mischevious attitude. I've been told it's cute and funny so check it out plze! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,952 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
To Win The War by YvettE S reviews
AU/Complete. A Woman's Ban is put on the war. Disguising herself as a man, Ginny Weasley runs away to fight. Will she survive as a soldier when her Commander is the love of her life Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,611 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Legend of Captain Redd's Lost Treasure by Vipera berus reviews
Sparrow kidnaps a female pirate with a big secret. When her secret is revealed, it's going to take a shirtless Jack, a crazy girl and the Black Pearl on an adventure searching for a Lost Treasure. R for violence and very soon for something else as well...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,521 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
New Neighbor reviews
Harry has defeated Voldermort and he's in his 7th year. He meets a new girl on Privet Drive, and friendship blossoms! Will the relationship become more? Read and find out! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,955 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P.