Jess Idres
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Joined 04-25-01, id: 62878, Profile Updated: 08-27-14
Author has written 19 stories for Enchanted Forest, Zeta Project, Harry Potter, Jack of All Trades, Discworld, and Big O.

Beware ye who wander here. This is the page of a demented old fart who tends to inject large amounts of crack into everything she touches. Has a background in European History, Museum Education, and Folklore, and will use them liberally to disastrous effect.

Generally more inspired in the art variety, fanfiction is easy to start but hard to finish. I draw. I doodle. I scribble. I scrawl. I gesture. Writing happens when I can't spend that much time fleshing out a story- save Yin Yang, the webcomic I've been drawing since February of 2001. Many of my fanfiction is either inspired a doodle, or illustrated.

Currently, most of my artwork can be found at jesidres @ tumblr and deviantart. I also post to AO3.

I own nothing but my imagination and a drawing utensil. You have been warned.

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How Edea Got Her Groove Back by TheStockholmEffect reviews
[Post-game, true ending] Starting and ending a war? Easy. Making sure the war stays over, and forging broken bonds between nations? Now, that's a little trickier. Figuring out a certain Dark Knight? Now that's impossible. I'm Edea Lee, so it all ought to be a piece of cake. A very delicious piece of cake.
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,223 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Edea L., Alternis Dim] [Agnes O., Tiz A.]
ACT 38: Knight and Date by Galaxy1001D reviews
Roger's search for the mysterious Roland Knight will have to wait while he manages his relationship with Dorothy. THE BIG O: SEASON THREE
Big O - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,132 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014
ACT 37: More Than You Can Chew by Galaxy1001D reviews
An attempt on Dastun's life pits Roger against the Paradigm Company's new chairman. THE BIG O: SEASON THREE
Big O - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
Unacceptable Changes by justplainrii reviews
Meeting again after seven years, Larry knew instantly that something was wrong with Phoenix's head. It felt as if he'd become an entirely different man. Nobody believed him, of course. They saw nothing wrong. But, for once, Larry was right.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Expectations of Grandeur by Josephine Sawyer reviews
It is our choices who make us who we are, but sometimes those choices have already been made for us. Tom is back and has to choose again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 152,934 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
The One Question by MysticShadowcat reviews
A short Discworld FanFiction featuring Angua, Carrot and Mrs Cake. And a major problem: The one question.Based on 'Feet of Clay' and a little bit on 'Reaper Man'.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Valentine's day by Jennifer Jolie reviews
Angua is being wooed by a small fluffy white dog and a jealous Carrot is trying to figure out how to win her back. And that means... poetry. Chap 3: The witches advise Carrot about romance, and Angua, Cheery and Sally try to return Feathers to Vetinari...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Viri Sunt Viri by Grey L. Bloom reviews
Grassroots feminism, attempted assassination, snake eyed loping bastards, vandalism, theft, murder, and a thousand elephants. Wait, no! No elephants. Everything else, though. [rated T for genitalia related humor and mild swearing]
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
Blank Ned's Discworld Filks by Blank Ned reviews
A collection of filks, written by myself, generally with some kind of story built up round them. NEW! Includes 'There She Goes'.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Birthday by Jennifer Jolie reviews
It's Carrot's birthday... Look forward to lots of CA fluff and plenty of fish! Chapter 5: The morning after. What else can I say. FINISHED.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005
Choices by Frosteh reviews
Angua is forced to make a decision she swore she would never make, and it affects the lives of everyone involved. [FINISHED]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004
Higher Education by dave-d reviews
After Kaname and Sousuke helped save the TDD1 from Gauron, Sousuke was reassigned. Years later, going to Tokyo University, Kaname ran into a familiar face.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,477 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Mating Season by Fairy Laughing reviews
Part One of the Animal Instincts series. It's spring, and Angua is in heat and at work...
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2004
Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them by Mercator reviews
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
Stockholm by ellequoi reviews
As an amnesiac under the care of Ginny Weasley comes closer to his identity, unaware of the trauma it inflicts on her, she is doing everything in her power to protect—or destroy—him, before they are bound together forever. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by Persephone Kore reviews
Complete. Cowritten with Alan Sauer. 3rd in Time's Riddle. A Riddle meets a sphinx Harry meets an old friend Ron wins a chess tournament Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban and Tom almost gets a picture of his mother....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
That Sort of Brother by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
First of the Stepbrothers series. Tom Riddle's mother married Rubeus Hagrid's father. Now can Hogwarts survive as the brothers start their school years together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Complete
BatBabies 2: Stocking Stuffers by Smitty reviews
Li'l Nightwing and Li'l Batgirl team up with a new friend to save Christmas!
Nightwing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2002
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Beyond Your Shadow's Reach reviews
The reset of Big Venus has come and gone, leaving the world as it once was, with only the key players knowing what has happened before. Dorothy Wayneright faces an unknown future, as she tries to make her own way in this city of Amnesia, beyond the shadow of the man who cannot seem to love an android.
Big O - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/25/2014
Silver Crowns reviews
Destiny wants Carrot to wear a crown, but can Destiny survive a relationship with a werewolf? Someone's worried it won't, and taking action. it's up to the Watch and their Captain to find the perpetrator, but will they be in time?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2006
Torukia reviews
After Nosis, Agents priorities change. But for Agent Lee, the past struck a blow she may not recover from. Now Agent West has a choice regret or team up with three fugitives for revenge. WL & ZR.
Zeta Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006
Prosthetic reviews
Agent Orin West has always been a klutz in the eyes of his fellow agents. What if there was a reason why? Rated for violence. Hints of WestLee.
Zeta Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Locks and Doors reviews
A continuation of 'Keys to a Kingdom'. Even the greatest of tragedies have a silver lining. And now the Watch is wondering what to do with a strange ambassador and his extended family...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
Is There A Doctor in the Yard? reviews
Carrot may be an adopted dwarf, but he can still get sick. Now the Watch has got to deal with the consequences. Just don't tell the Seamstress Guild... Carnivorous Vegetables (CA) if you squint. [ONE-SHOT]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Keys to A Kingdom reviews
A one shot involving the Watch trying to figure out the riddle: What is the most precious thing in the world? Vimes, Carrot and Angua find out for one family, it's not an easy answer. Rated for subject material.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
Watch Dogs reviews
A conspiracy is afoot in Ankh-Morpork, and the Watch is involved whether they like it or not. But there are things even conspircies won't consider-why? Featuring the Usual Gang of...well, whackjobs. Expect a decent amount of CA.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Time Changes Everything reviews
It's been six years since Emilia set foot on Palau Palau, and seven since she last saw Jack Stiles. Whatever happened to the man she knew? No ones knows. Until now...
Jack of All Trades - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Basilisk Born reviews
Fate decided to alter the death of Tom Riddle, The boy who was a memory. But if Ginny and Harry survive, whose life does the diary take to resurrect the memory? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Voldemort, Ginny W.
Golem reviews
A Golem is made to turn the tide of the Final War. But a golem must be made with the dirt of a grave....who died in the cave that gave birth to the stone automaton?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Voldemort, Ginny W.
Hell Hath no fury reviews
A woman, scorned and abused, takes the ultimate revenge for past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
True Dreams of Wichita reviews
A little story about dreams in Kansas, set to soul coughing.
Zeta Project - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/1/2002
Gone reviews
Bennet finds Zeta, alone and shell shocked. Ro is no where to be found. Can he come to terms with an electronic soul? And can Zeta survive his personal lesson in anger? FINISHED.
Zeta Project - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 9/18/2002
Deus Ex Machina: In the eyes of the Beholder reviews
They've been running for three years, and not once has Zeta been able to find someone to preform system matinence or proper repairs. When Bucky takes them to a fellow scientist, Zeta finds out about the soul of a machine, and what else is possible.
Zeta Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2002
A Moment, A Thought reviews
A moment in time when people aren't running. Written out of the need for an pg-13+ story in here.
Zeta Project - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2002
Baby Woes... reviews
Mendanbar and Cimorene have found out she's pregnant! What does that mean for Mendanbar's sanity?
Enchanted Forest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2002
Another Day, Another Knight... reviews
Now Finished! A horrible little story starring my favorite couple of disaster, Cimorene & Mendanbar. Trouble just seems to follow them around, and I don't mean the cat! Reviews begged for.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 9/21/2001
A desk is just a desk, but a sword.... reviews
Cimorene and Mendanbar just after their wedding. Silly Fluff, with enough innuendoes to kill someone with. And paperclips.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2001