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Joined 07-11-04, id: 628915, Profile Updated: 11-10-08
Author has written 36 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Lost, Star Wars, Outsiders, RENT, X-Men: The Movie, Silmarillion, and Lord of the Flies.

Redone. New Quotes 11/9/08

And yes, in my avatar image I am wearing a marching band hat.
And I love it.

Anywhoozit. Uhm. I am me.

Me & PLKW3 are tighter than peanut butter and jelly.

Tell me differently, I dare you. He's on my speed dial x) Unless Trisher's around me, then he never answers.
Trisher being my best friend.
"Idk my bff Jerrbear... ohhhhh"

I love punk.rock.ska.alternative.indie music.

I am very random, and one of my favorite things is whipping out my accoustic guitar and randomly coming up with songs I can never remember the next day. I also do this with my Tenor Saxophone (which is SILVER), but it's harder to sing, then blow, then sing.

I'm going to be FAMOUS some day.

Yo soy famouso. Something like that anyway.

I'm a band geek. Make fun of me, I'll hit you over the head with my mallet, or if I'm really pissed off I'll throw a cymbal or a cowbell at you -.- that has not happened yet, though I've been tempted.

I rock out to Journey with my Guitaraphone (my saxophone that I use as a air guitar to do the guitar solos).
I rock out marching band practice by singing "Clothes Off!" very loudly with my friends.
I found out this year no way in hell can I play trumpet, altough I can make noise come out of it. Yay, it's an improvement.

I love The Blair Witch Project. and America's Next Top Model. And Lost. And Grey's Anatomy.
"To Write Love on Her Arms" & "Invisible Children" & Hayao Miyasaki are my heroes.
I love the beach and swimming.
Clerks I & II are some of the most hilarious movies on the planet. So is Dogma.
Superstar is not.
I've written two books, and one short story that may be published.
I have Green 2nd Generation iPod Nano. I love it to death along with my matching earbuds.
I drive a white Malibu. It may not be fashionable, but I can fill 'er up for 40. Can you do that with your shiny car, Lolly? I thought not.
Lolly is the best Band Director ever. Mainly because he lets us call him Lollipop. Or any variation of "lollipop".
I once was kicked out of class for sitting under a table. Several times.
I was kicked out of class for singing "Don't Stop Believing."
I was kicked out of class for waving.
I had teacher that wouldn't let me leave class even though my nose had been bleeding profusely for a half-an-hour.
I once skipped half the above class to go get McDonalds. He didn't mark us tardy when we showed up late, because we told him our diabetic friend, who was in that class with us, needed food.
I had a teacher tell us clouds and rain were the same thing.

QUOTES not that you guys want to read quotes by me and my friends, but I do!

"She's pretty much my gopher." - Lolli

about Ring-tailed Hypotenuses "Aren't they extinct?" - Sarah

"I love sharpkers. I mean markies. I MEAN SHARPIES AND MARKERS!" - me

"Is SohCahToa related to Pocahontas?" - Tonya

"Dude, her face is bleeding, I think she needs to leave. In fact, I think I should escort her to the hospital." - Tonya

"There was this old man who lived in house by the sea, but it was haunted, but not really." - Brett

"We're still friends?"
"Yes."
"Even though I told you that you smell like old man?"
"Yes, because everyone needs a friends like that." - Me and Lolli

about baby chickens "Can we turn them into Chicken Nuggets now?" - Cascella

"Kenneth Cornelious Beechwood the Third. Yeah, that's got a good ring to it." - Carolyn

"Will you stop talking about crack babies?" - Jenna

"Let's rent that movie about that one guy."
"That movie?"
"Yeah!" - Me and Trisher

"Did you know they made bras with like water?" - Tonya to our MALE teacher.

"I think we just killed a forest." - Jenny

"Why does everyone love penguins? I say-- Screw the Penguins. Let's eat 'em." - Trisher

"You know I've always wondered... what's a wazoo?"
"Your butt."
"Oh, I just thought it was someplace where you could stick something."
"... I suppose you could." - Trisher and Me

"Your name is Zebra Kleptomaniac?"
"It's a family name."

"Nudity would be awsome if you were a campfire."

"STREAKER!"

"You are famous?"
"Si."
"For your amazing streaking skills?"
"No."
"For what then?"
"..."

"I like watching me die, too."

"Oh no, Anton, I think I ate some spicy beans."
"Uh-oh, that's not good, Peter."

..more later..

enjoy my stories.

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Ahead of time by melibelly reviews
when a five year old Harry some how finds himself in 1979, there are bound to be afew questions from everyone favorite marauders. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,225 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ostad by Rhys reviews
Faramir is on a mission for his King that goes horribly wrong, leading our heroes and heroines, of course into something far darker than the simple discontent they were originally trying to root out…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,897 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005
My Father by Wuff reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS! It's Christmas and Teddy feels lonely. Maybe his godfather can help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
What I wanted by Chimera.Cain reviews
Taking the cure was what Rogue wanted, although she never expected for things to happen this way. Ryro Rogue and PyroJohn X3 spoiler Some Bobby and Kitty.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
A Time of Mourning by JoJo4 reviews
Why did Eowyn really say what she did at the end of The Steward and the King? (COMPLETE)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
The Ramblings of a Ranger of the North by The morrigan three reviews
Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Motorcycles and White Mochas by Selkit reviews
Starbucks is definitely not Logan's favorite place. Unfortunately for him, Rogue is addicted to caramel white mochas. Post X3 oneshot, from the barista's point of view.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Tina101 reviews
Mark's sister and brotherinlaw die, leaving him with an 8 year old. AU, Angel lives! Umm...yeah. R and R please!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,775 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Children of Men by Jedi Master Calriel reviews
The lives and loves of the children of the three most prominent families in the world of men: The House of Telcontar, The House of Hurin, and The House of Eorl. Set 20 years after the end of the War of the Ring, and as close to canon as I could get it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 12/25/2004
Uh, Boromir? by MornieGalad reviews
The Council of Elrond gets a little crazier. Boromir is acting a little stranger and the fellowship runs into a few incidents due to this. PG for slight craziness. I doubt the rating will go up. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
Uncertain Eternity by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Chapter 10 up! Eowyn and Faramir love each other, but Éomer has his doubts about them. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
A Night in the Woods by Acacea reviews
Boromir and Faramir and a quiet night near the wood spent talking about lots of things
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers! by Odeena Sabnach reviews
Direct sequel to 'Legolas and the Really Messed-Up Fanfic'. Seing as writing fics seems a lot of fun, more LotR characters want stories of their own. And since yours truely can't handle that many requests alone, the Fellowship decide to start writing thei
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,159 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Legolas, Boromir
Orc Busters! by Faramir Fancier reviews
Aragorn and Legolas start a new company, drag Faramir and Boromir into it, then run around Middle-earth killing Orcs and other servants of Sauron. However, they seem to forget that Sauron's already dead...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Burden of Guilt by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn's and Faramir's friendship and the Steward's very life is threatened after a violent and tragic incident with Eomer leads to the Steward's imprisonment and brutal beating.Can Aragorn find a way to save his friend ?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 126,217 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Exploring by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Éowyn watches Elboron for a day and he decides to go see what his father is doing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
A Day in the Life by arwentheelf02 reviews
Follow the characters of LotR as they go through...a day in the life! OOC for humor reasons. Takes places at various points in the characters' lives. CHAPTER 3: LEGOLAS!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005
A trip to the Future by Prongsy Girl reviews
What happens when James,Sirius,Remus,and Lily,happen to find the book "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"Will there futures be revealed?What comments do they have on Harry's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Ignorance is Bliss by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir and Faramir raid the Citadel archives in a noble but desperate quest for The Truth. They end up discovering a bit more than they'd bargained for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
LotR, Whoops, was that yours? by Nota Lone reviews
Friends & go into LotR. Will any of the fellowship emerge emotionaly unscathed? I think not. I swear, no Mary Sues. Just OC's that r real people. NO MS's. Promise
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
ABC's For Middle Earth by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Ever wonder what the ABC's are like for Middle Earth? Well here they are! This was written when we should have been listening to the sermon in church! Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Hazy Dawn by lady scribe of avandell reviews
She didn’t want this. She hardly knew the man. She was glad for the custom of hiding the bride’s face it would not do for her new subjects to see their queen crying at her own wedding.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
A Very Meriadoc Christmas by Faramir Fancier reviews
Just in time for the Holidays, Merry has decided to host his own Christmas Special, complete with home movies from other people in Middle Earth! Contains everyone's favorite people, and commentary from Pippin, the co-host. Good Family Fun! Still going, ev
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Series of Definitions by Fair-Ithil reviews
A series of drabbles centered around the women of Lost.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2005
The Day Faramir woke up Happy! by LifeOnRocks reviews
Heehee, this is a bit of.. remedy for artist's block. It's not like most Faramir stories - one day the angst disappears and Farri actually wakes up on the right side of the bed! Have a laugh - but don't expect to marvel at my writing ability.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Faramir
Why My Dad is a Hero by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A hobbit lad explains why his dad is the greatest hobbit in all the world.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Samwise G.
Go, Be At Peace by iampurplelavender reviews
Just a stupid thought I had after ROTK. What if Aragorn was unable to release the ghosts? One shot fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
MiddleEarth by LadayoftheWood reviews
Just a poem of what a person might experience in the land Middle-Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005
Landing In Pickles by Avalon Estel reviews
During the Council of Elrond, the Hobbits have a strange conversation, encounter gender confusion, and face a Ringwraith. No slash! [One-shot:COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
When You Recruit MiddleEarth for World Domination by Trisher Nicole reviews
OK! It's a bit slow in the first chapter, but it gets better! A bit of an inside joke, but tell me if you like it. Or dislike it. I like it. AU, I think...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
First Impressions by Nefhiriel reviews
Aragorn, Legolas & the twins “overhear” the hobbits talking with Faramir and Eowyn about their first encounter with Strider in Bree. Humorous postRotK vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
Homesick by Fair-Ithil reviews
A series of drabbles about four of LotR favorite ladies: Finduilas, Arwen, Eowyn, and Lothiriel and the one fate they shared: leaving their homes for the men they loved.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2004
Snow by Gypsie Rose reviews
When 21-year-old Boromir returns to Minas Tirith after a month's absence, he is greeted by an unusually early snowfall and the mystery of what is bothering his brother. Solo piece by "Rose"; can be either movieverse or bookverse. NOT SLASH. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Boromir the One Man Band by elfchicks reviews
This is a comedic view of the Departure of Boromir in which Boromir, the one-man band, does not really die.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
The Fellowship of the Bling by A Cute But Psycho Bunny reviews
The FotR, SPOOFED! Complete craziness. Cameos galore. And an OC to keep things interesting. Rated for swearing. Full summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
The King's Study by The Girl in the Red Jacket reviews
Written for a Henneth Annun challenge. An escapade of the youngest prince of Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir
Lord of the Rings Character Rants by MsPadfoot17 reviews
Characters of Lord of the Rings rant about things they have a problem with. (be ye warned its not very long - but please read!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Forbidden Destiny by Monkeygurlevr reviews
When Hermione in her sixth year finds herself pregnant, her parents force her and Ron’s love apart. Now, 3 years later, Hermione returns to her home to face the one man of her life: Ron Weasley. PG-13 for some language and some sexual stuff. HgRw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,289 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hide & Seek by Jedi Cosmos reviews
4-year-old Harry Potter escapes his muggle wards, and he's wandering England. What happens when azkaban prisoners, werewolves, Death Eaters, Ministry officials, and the Hogwarts staff throw themselves into the fray to get him back?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 10/22/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Last Thoughts by SiriusFan13 reviews
Taken from the BEYOND THE VEIL chapter of ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. This is Sirius' point of view of the incidents, and the thoughts running through his mind as he slips through the veil. SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
To Be a Death Eater, You Must by Jedi Cosmos reviews
Death Eater Principle Number 5: Do not displease the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Little Brothers by DinaLori reviews
Recipient of "The Bee Charmer Award Of Excellence." Boromir remembers a moment from his childhood with Faramir as he watches Merry and Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
Midwinter by Arahiril reviews
Faramir is lonely on the first Midwinter after the War of the Rings, and feeling out of place. Remembering past holidays, he begins to become depressed. But the holiday spirit conquers all!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,159 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Faramir - Complete
Havoc in Hollin by shirebound reviews
Somewhere in Hollin, at long last, the Fellowship's questions are answered: CAN Gandalf turn someone into something else? And, given enough provocation... WOULD he? A fun, lighthearted ficlet with contributions by Budgielover, Kit5, and many others!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
A Mother's Luck by Alexa Ellis reviews
A bit of a closer look at the inner workings of Mrs. Molly Weasley. Her thoughts on her children, and the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2002
Something Borrowed by Rainsong reviews
When Lily and James have pre-wedding jitters, Sirius delivers to each a pep talk to be remembered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2002
I finally settle the "Great Hair Debate"! by The Evil Old Woman reviews
Tolkien scholars have spend enough time arguing about Legolas' hair color - so I present the only possible answer! (A parody of Tolkien scholarship that contains actual research. Hopefully funny; at least canon and proofread.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2002
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Dying of the Light by Mynstrel reviews
They watch their lives flash before their eyes...*Revised. I redid this story to include everyone and the final battle.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2001
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You Could Have Caught Me! again reviews
It is told in the Lay of Leithian that Beren passed through Doriath unhindered..." Yeah, he wishes. Anna is back for another whirlwind adventure in Middle Earth. Totally AU & MS.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 9/21/2006
Adventures in the Bar of Killed off Characters reviews
DEDICATED TO NOTA LONE! Boromir, Haldir, and Sirius Black are in a bar where all characters that have been killed off from other novels dwell. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they work together to fidn a way out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Boromir, Haldir
Queen of the Bees reviews
A Parody of Lord of the Flies with girls. A group of spoiled vegitarian girls crash land on the island, and one of them, Susan, has a chat with the Queen of the Bees...
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Marie reviews
Logan realizes with just one word how things are going to be. Very short one shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Conversations Part II reviews
I'm back, and so is everyone else with some new additions. Does Aragorn still wear Uggs? Will Eowyn ever get Faramir back for, well, everything? Is Arwen still a priss? Find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006
The Month of April reviews
A Series of drabbles about everyone in the life of April the month after her death.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - April E. - Complete
A Flame Gone reviews
I had an idea like this, but it began to take shape a while ago due to some things... Roger sort of swimming through thoughts after April dies.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Roger D., April E. - Complete
Of Course reviews
Mark realizes that Maureen isn't anything to him. She's Joanne's problem now.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Joanne J., Mark C. - Complete
Trisher Nicole Married WHO? reviews
ON HIATUS What happens when Trisher and I are in M.E.? Well, nothing good. I'll give ya that. Sequal to 'I MARRIED WHO'. READ! It's funny...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 66,430 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004
You Remind Me reviews
‘He was right’ Roger thought. “I need to talk to Mimi.” He said aloud. He ran back.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Roger D., Mimi M. - Complete
Conversations reviews
K, true conversations of mine, that the Fellowship has. Not going to updated regularly, just when I have some good conversations. But that's about everyday....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 41,084 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
That Happy Story reviews
It's a long complicated story.' Charlie smiled. 'Another happy story to wait.' 'Exactly.' said Claire.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Charlie, Claire
I Tried reviews
A series of letters written by people in the Harry Potter books written to James and Lily Potter after their death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
Section 4D reviews
What Hermione finds on the last page of Section 4D of the Daily Prophet shocks her, but brings a sad happiness over Harry and Lupin. Ootp Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Hermione G.
Conversations from Within reviews
Conversations with people that Sirius Black had with people in Azkaban. It's not as stupid as it looks, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sirius B.
In That House reviews
A story a about Sirius's time inside the Black Family House during OotP. Includes thoughts from Harry, Remus, Dumbledore and all the general people. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Sirius B.
The Name reviews
How exactly do you get named 'Ponyboy' or 'Sodapop? Well, this deals with how Ponyboy got his name, and a little on how Soda got his.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Darry C., Sodapop C.
Together reviews
The Story of Boromir and Miriel, non MS, not my usual work of comedy. It tells of Boromir and his sweetheart, Miriel. No knowledge of 'Sweethearts' or 'Returning' to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,501 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Boromir
My Anakin reviews
A slight drabble of Padme's thoughts after Obi-wan tells her about Anakin, and she goes to find out for herself.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
The Fellowship Goes Dr Suess! reviews
Hmmm. Pretty selfexplanatory. Just something silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005
The REAL Reason For the Fellowship reviews
Okay, so this started when Trisher and I were gonna fix all the Fellowship's problems, and this shows the real reason why the Felloship was wandering around in the wilderness for so long.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
That Night reviews
Sirius Black going to the Potters' the night of the uh, murder of Lily and James, and what he finds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Sirius B.
Returning reviews
Long awaited sequal to "Sweethearts" you don't need to read that one to get this one, though it is reccomended. complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Hello? reviews
Dedicated to ME! Yes, well, what really happened when Sirius fell through the veil? Well, here's my twisted sense of humor's answer, so you KNOW it's good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Running reviews
LoL. Dedicated to TrisherNicole. Why did Legolas,Gimli, and Aragorn immeaditly run off after Boromir's funeral? Well, hears' MY Answer, so you KNOW it's good.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2005
The Mithril Coat reviews
Whatever happened to Frodo's mithril coat? Why dont we find out
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Legolas
You Could Have Caught Me reviews
Okay, I fall into M.E., but they haven't met a girl from Michigan, really, like no other MS, read it, it's funny...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 41,258 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004
Elrond Goes Crazy reviews
Pretty self-explanatory. Elrond went crazy and locked the entire Fellowship in a room. Pretty funny, actually.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
The Feelings of the One Ring reviews
Ever wonder what the One Ring was thinking? PG for bad thoughts about Faramir. . Another thing I found on my comp. and decided to post. Amazing what I find when I don't clean house for a while...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
Aragorn's VERY Bad Day reviews
I found this on my Computer, and it's really funny. Don't ask, just read. I find it hilarious....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Aragorn
Death by Oregon Trail reviews
My friend Trisher Nichole and I came up with someways for the Fellowship to die, and also how they REALLY died on the game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2004
I Married WHO? reviews
Based on a dream of mine. Middle Earth is all messed up becuase of who I married. So guess who they make fix it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2004
Snowflakes reviews
The Fellowship discusses snow, and a snow might be just the thing for one snowhating dwarf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2004
Around the Campfire reviews
The Fellowship sets up camp, and decides to get to know each other a bit better. What better way than stories?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Peregrin T.
Sweethearts reviews
Fellowship discusses their Sweethearts.NO SLASH Just little rambling from Math Class. Does Gandalf have a sweetheart? FINISHED. Bee Charmer Award Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The Brothers Gondor reviews
Nothing to do with the title. Boromir and Faramir getting into trouble when they are little kids. FINISHED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
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