Author has written 36 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Lost, Star Wars, Outsiders, RENT, X-Men: The Movie, Silmarillion, and Lord of the Flies.
Redone. New Quotes 11/9/08
And yes, in my avatar image I am wearing a marching band hat.
Anywhoozit. Uhm. I am me.
Me & PLKW3 are tighter than peanut butter and jelly.
Tell me differently, I dare you. He's on my speed dial x) Unless Trisher's around me, then he never answers.
I love punk.rock.ska.alternative.indie music.
I am very random, and one of my favorite things is whipping out my accoustic guitar and randomly coming up with songs I can never remember the next day. I also do this with my Tenor Saxophone (which is SILVER), but it's harder to sing, then blow, then sing.
I'm going to be FAMOUS some day.
Yo soy famouso. Something like that anyway.
I'm a band geek. Make fun of me, I'll hit you over the head with my mallet, or if I'm really pissed off I'll throw a cymbal or a cowbell at you -.- that has not happened yet, though I've been tempted.
I rock out to Journey with my Guitaraphone (my saxophone that I use as a air guitar to do the guitar solos).
I love The Blair Witch Project. and America's Next Top Model. And Lost. And Grey's Anatomy.
QUOTES not that you guys want to read quotes by me and my friends, but I do!
"She's pretty much my gopher." - Lolli
about Ring-tailed Hypotenuses "Aren't they extinct?" - Sarah
"I love sharpkers. I mean markies. I MEAN SHARPIES AND MARKERS!" - me
"Is SohCahToa related to Pocahontas?" - Tonya
"Dude, her face is bleeding, I think she needs to leave. In fact, I think I should escort her to the hospital." - Tonya
"There was this old man who lived in house by the sea, but it was haunted, but not really." - Brett
"We're still friends?"
about baby chickens "Can we turn them into Chicken Nuggets now?" - Cascella
"Kenneth Cornelious Beechwood the Third. Yeah, that's got a good ring to it." - Carolyn
"Will you stop talking about crack babies?" - Jenna
"Let's rent that movie about that one guy."
"Did you know they made bras with like water?" - Tonya to our MALE teacher.
"I think we just killed a forest." - Jenny
"Why does everyone love penguins? I say-- Screw the Penguins. Let's eat 'em." - Trisher
"You know I've always wondered... what's a wazoo?"
"Your name is Zebra Kleptomaniac?"
"Nudity would be awsome if you were a campfire."
"You are famous?"
"I like watching me die, too."
"Oh no, Anton, I think I ate some spicy beans."
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