Ashiniahide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Uh right, about myself... I am an ordinary person living in an ordinary world. I am a huge fan of Naruto, Death note, One piece and of course Harry Potter. I dislike character bashing and flames but as I may dislike character bashing, I am not against it since everyone has freedom of expression. Flaming on the other hand is just uncool. Like if you really hate a story that just hit the reverse button and carry on with life! So yeah, don't flame people unless they flamed you first. I am also very much against people trying to ban a story because it might not be the best on the site because fanfiction is FICTION meaning that Anyone can write whatever they want about whichever character they want damnit. I mean if someone is going like "So and So is not like that." then what the hell are you doing in fanfiction? It's not that hard people!...How many people are still reading this? |
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The sun within me by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Just before the one year anniversary of the 4th shinobi war, Naruto and Sasuke are sucked into a different dimension where Konoha is nothing like they're used to. Why are they there? How will they get home? And why does everyone keep mistaking them for a couple! NarutoxSasuke, Road to Ninja crossover, romance/drama/humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 313,373 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
What Ever It Takes by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Itachi is doing all he can to hide his past, and the reason why someone like he, is now a servant. He will do his best to reach good credibility and bury his past even if he has to deal with a rebellious prince like Sasuke to do it. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 343,545 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 189 - Words: 225,571 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Avengers: A Deal with the Devil by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
… or with the Norse God of Mischief. Tony has a proposition for Loki. Loki would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued. Dark!Tony, dark!Loki. See other warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 356,195 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki]
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,882 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/2/2020 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I remember the looks on their faces (through the sycamore trees) by black.k.kat reviews
Part 4 of Akatsuki!Kiba. Kiba swallows and reminds himself that he's an S-rank criminal, that he's a traitor and a killer and there's nothing he won't do if it means preserving his cover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Kiba I., Konan, Team Seven, Team Eight - Complete
On love: Monster by Oceanwhirl reviews
Otabek's POV: After Yuri won gold Otabek's life returns to normal. The fairytale for the Russian skater doesn't last long though, so Otabek who considered himself isolated back in Kazakhstan suddenly finds himself the only person Yuri opens up to. (I did some research on the shady sides of figure skating, you'll know what I mean after some chapters).
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - [Otabek A., Yuri P.] - Complete
lost in the woods (and I wander alone) by black.k.kat reviews
Part 1 of Akatsuki!Kiba. In the aftermath of the Akatsuki's attempt to capture Naruto, Kiba makes a choice. It's not a good one, but someone has to make it, and it may as well be him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Kiba I., Neji H.] Genma S., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Shit Eren Does by fluffykitty12 reviews
Eren was covered in blood and chicken feathers, and Levi wondered for a second if the boy had gone insane. "You said to make sure there was chicken for dinner, Sir." Eren said. "I meant to tell the cooking squad." Levi ground out. Eren looked at him sheepishly. "We did it differently in Shingasha." Shorts/one-shots concerning the antics of one incredibly determined titan-shifter.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 99,803 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Levi A.
Drowning in the Wishing Well by black.k.kat reviews
There was a point in Sai's life—very recently, in fact—when he would have done anything to belong to an actual clan. He's never had a wish come back to bite him in the ass quite this hard before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Sai, Shikamaru N.] [Ino Y., Sakura H.]
He Chose Titans by masksarehot reviews
Erwin swore he would never again be distracted from his fight against the titans, but when an unexpected bond begins to form with Levi, he must decide whether he will follow his heart or his head. [Erwin x Levi, romance/drama/angst, semi-canon prequel/retelling.]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 506,755 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Dinner for Two by Reverie Wilde reviews
Harry and Ron attend a Ministry sponsored silent auction. Harry, hoping to revive a failing relationship, bids on a romantic, private cooking lesson for two. He gets a little more than he bargained for when he wins. MxM Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,094 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Wolven Brood by Copper Vixen reviews
COMPLETE - An act of kindness changes Harry's circumstances, leaving him shunned by those he once considered friends. Now, when the most unlikely group offers him friendship, he must choose between continued solitude or hands that may be hiding knives Slash DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,815 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 8/15/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Give us our Daily Ramen by kizukatana reviews
Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,722 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Cherry Red Hill by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Kushina is happy when her son finally makes a friend. Sasuke is all Naruto can talk about; yet Kushina and Minato haven't met him. Until Kushina decides it's enough and wants to meet him. Be careful what you wish for ... Halloween fic; established relationship; Kushina's pov for the most part; character deaths; implied violence; pre-slash; time skips; AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Rammy says: ilu 8D No matter your flaws :heart: by FastForward reviews
When Sasuke Uchiha decided he wanted to make friends on the internet, he never knew how attached he would truly get to a very interesting individual named Rammy. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nerds and Jocks are STILL in college by YaoiTotoro reviews
Due to the unfulfilling ending of the Nerds and Jocks go to college comes a new continuation of what happens after Naruto and Sai break up. Will Naruto and Sasuke get back together? Even I don't know cause I'm still working on it. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blue Ghost by Tyranno's girl reviews
"'Cause the World might do me in... It's alright, 'cause I'm with friends... 'Cause I'm giving up again, it doesn't matter..." A series of caves are the only witnesses to the beginning of a tale of heartbreak and betrayal. KisaIta, one-sided OroIta. Part 1 of 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.] Orochimaru - Complete
Dark Room by lunatrancy reviews
Modern Eruri/Ereri Horror Au After moving with his husband, Levi is looking forward to a peaceful, new life in Germany. But once they're settled, strange things start to happen, like a phantom boy who appears in the background of pictures Levi takes. Rated M for sex, mentions of rape, murder and some alcohol abuse.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Levi A., Erwin S., Eren Y.] - Complete
Are You My Forever After? by Dana-Eliza reviews
In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending? Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito. Straight, yaoi, yuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,384 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
Threads of a Fairy Tale by lunatrancy reviews
Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,114 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Red Fate by TheYumeTsuki reviews
Demons were nothing but dark beings, trying to destroy every life. Monsters were nothing but shadows in the night, capturing and crushing every bit of your sanity. Alone, they were deadly but stoppable. Together... they were invincible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Neji H., Gaara
Pale Hands Holding an Apple by lunatrancy reviews
Eren moves to a small town and meets an vampire named Levi. Awful Twilight Parody AU with a super horny Eren, vampire!Levi and werewhorse Jean.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Levi A., Eren Y.]
Danger Line by lunatrancy reviews
A Modern Day Police-themed AU. Eren is a new cop working for the Sina Investigative Department. However, a run-in with a mysterious mafia boss named Levi lands Eren in a deep, twisted plot of secret organizations and corrupt cops. LevixEren relationship. Rated M for future chapters; violence, lots of violence/blood, language, lots of sex and all that (tw: death-faking )
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5951 - Favs: 11,184 - Follows: 12,218 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Freak Like Me by black.k.kat reviews
A bout of accidental magic takes Harry Potter, all of six, to Munich Circus. There he meets a boy with blue skin and a similar talent. Freaks stick together, right? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 494 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Nightcrawler] - Complete
Sins and Scars and Shattered Things by Tessa Crowley reviews
Sequel to "The Unbearable Burden of Caring". Fifteen years have passed since the War, but the wizarding world isn't quite ready to forgive Draco Malfoy for his past sins, or for being in love with Harry Potter. For a former Death Eater who escaped conviction, it is a trial by fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
They That Love Beyond The World by Ashita polar reviews
Harry has noticed that Malfoy is acting strange, shaking his minions off at every turn and spending hours in an abandoned room in the dungeons. Convinced the Slytherin Prince is up to no good, he investigates and discovers something he never expected – something that will irrevocably change his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 58,994 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Warmth by makuroshi reviews
Somewhere along the way, Levi had developed a habit of sneaking into Erwin's bed on nights like this. #15 - Seeking Solace
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Erwin S., Levi A.] - Complete
Remaining Shadows by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke thinks his luck is about to change when he inherits a house from his late Uncle, Madara. But what Sasuke doesn't know is that there's something strange going on in this house. "When love is turned bitter and soiled by affair, hatred grows. Hatred so strong and black that it leaves traces, stains on our world..." YAOI. SasuNaru Rated M for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shark and Sadist by xotakux2002x reviews
There is a certain balance between the sadistic Itachi and his partner Kisame. One day, the balance is altered, and frustration/terror/hilarity ensues. Horror fic, kisaita, rated for gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last True Pure-Blood by AwfulLawful reviews
Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,416 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Draco's Not Allowed by Emerald Solstice reviews
Harry has been receiving numerous complaints from everyone about his wayward errant boyfriend. A retelling by Harry Potter of things Draco Malfoy is Not Allowed to Do and yet, He Did, thus creating chaos and havoc for certain people. #19. Give sex education classes to First Years by letting them watch porn and ask Harry Potter if he could help him with a live demonstration. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Cruise by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Anthony G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Unconditionally by 1plus1equal reviews
Naruto lost his legs in the war leaving him in a wheel chair and a broken person. Giving up on life Sasuke wants someone to love him and not his money.NaruSasu.AU.R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,567 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An accidental marriage by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Somehow Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. And somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is he supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be Sasuke's demise or could something good actually come out of it? Eventual Narusasu :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,601 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Draco's Insignia by Lunadeath reviews
It's Harry's last summer at the Dursleys and he gets an unexpected visitor, who gives him an unexpected Mark. *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Breathe For Me by psycho chibbi reviews
They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,234 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destined by Rizember reviews
You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,274 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Haunted by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto makes a bet he can spend one night in an old house rumored to have been the site of a massacre... but he doesn't quite make it through to dawn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Candy Addict's Menu by Tyranno's girl reviews
Diamond's a girl's best friend? Hardly! Everyone knows that chocolate and sugar are the cure to all that ails you. And no one knows this better than Uchiha Itachi: The BEST baker around...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Flashes of Grey by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry has so much he wants to give him. He doesn't. Warnings: Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ReiSenzai X Files by Juura99 reviews
The following files record the investigations of the Rei-Senzai Inc. crew. These files have not been editted in anyway. The truth...is no longer hidden. All characters used. Ratings vary per case. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Bad Romance by Hari-Aisu reviews
Light could have picked another man to sleep with that night but he didn't. L could have turned away and let the other get hurt but he couldn't. Now they were stuck in a dance without an end and neither man knew the steps. The joys of clubbing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,571 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Kryptonite by Lisea18 reviews
Sometimes when people label you, you end up living up to those labels. "If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman". And sometimes it is in the most peculiar circumstances that you meet people that will mean a lot for you in the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Magic by Acherona reviews
An investigation on the attacks of mated pairs draws two wounded souls together but will they save each other as well as the rest of the vampire community? Or will their demons and the culprit behind the attacks tear them apart? Third fic in the M-series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,441 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Armour by Juura99 reviews
He thought he was invincible. That's probably why he thought he could do it and still get his way. Pfft, sorry dude, but reality doesn't work that way. SasuNaru...ish Humour, cheating, language and a very important moral lesson... : R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Épousezmoi, idiot by Juura99 reviews
Marry Me, Idiot. See how Sasuke's proposal to Naruto differs from the usual ideas.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Friend by Juura99 reviews
A car crash ends up with Kiba having to help his friends despite his own pain. Many would call him a hero after what he did...but Kiba would simply call himself a good friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kiba I. - Complete
Nothing But Silence by Juura99 reviews
"Don't leave me behind!"...There was only silence left. Nothing but silence. Sad drabble. Character Death. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not in my Job Description by Juura99 reviews
Give me rabid animals! Give me crazy, psycho assassins! Give me BABYSITTING DUTIES! Anything...Give me anything!ANYTHING BUT THIS! Three-shot. Written in the same style as Peaceful. Sasuke POV. T for language. R&R if you dare!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Liquor, Lingerie, and Leather Bound Musings by Nameless Boast reviews
Being a teenager is difficult enough. Now throw in a mad scientist boyfriend, a sickeningly perfect brother, a neurotic trainwreck of a mom, and alien superpowers. Enjoy the completely true, totally unembellished misadventures of Son Goten. *Truten, Yaoi*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,389 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbye by Corvin reviews
At the end of the day, there was nothing he could do to stop it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heartbeat by Hiki-chan reviews
ONESHOT! SASUNARU. NON-AU. Sasuke took Naruto’s hand. “…In the end, I couldn’t leave you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Be or Not To Be? by Shounen-Ai reviews
The Uchiha family is always on the move when strange noises come from the youngest Uchiha's room. Especially when Naruto is involved. NaruSasu Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6550 - Favs: 13,882 - Follows: 5,564 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Pimpin' by darkalbino reviews
Because in case you didn't know, Sasuke and Naruto are MASTAH PIMPS. Crack for Skully, it's all crack, idk, it's one am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hallelujah by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto, king of Konoha, gets an unexpected visitor who drastically changes his life. SasuNaru, yaoi, implied lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Temptation by darkalbino reviews
It's not the accuracy of what you believe in, but the strength of your belief in it. Gift for Gwyllion. Sort of sequel to Let Me Hold Your Hand, same verse but VERY different story. SasuNaru. Hints at religious themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Me Hold Your Hand by darkalbino reviews
Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 475 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead People by Tierfal reviews
Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 384 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
GentleFist Massage: The Series by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru has a sore back, and who better to give him a massage than someone who is a master at gentlefist taijustu! A series of oneshots dedicated to Shikamaru and Neji. !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perverted Legacy by TenshiXXX reviews
ShikaNeji. Naruto was stupid. It was undeniable, since nobody else would fail to realise that the hot chick he saw getting some action under the waterfall was actually Neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
And It's Blowing Through the Hall by bevino reviews
Four years and three days. And even though it was only October, snow already lay on the ground. And his voice kept ringing in his ears. 'Let's do something on the 10th, everyone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salvation by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was now a part of Hitler's dream. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,121 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Easy? by bevino reviews
Could it really be... that easy? Rated for my foul language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
"The day Light-kun doesn't have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!" This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Great Debate by Anglerfish reviews
Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 9,052 - Follows: 1,428 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Fanboys by Anglerfish reviews
Sasuke employs a rather desperate tactic to get rid of his fangirls. It backfires badly. Oneshot, implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yukimaru by Escaped from the Twilight Zone reviews
JirOro Mpreg. A fated meeting brings back memories of a tragic past and perhaps shines hope on the future. A new look at why Orochimaru left Konoha and hates Sarutobi so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Failed Avenger by Chaidrin reviews
Please, Mother. I couldn't avenge my family. Please, let me at least avenge him. As he stared at his unmoving arm with crazed eyes, he didn't notice pale hands take the kunai out of his hand. My dear Avenger, but you don't have to. SasukeXGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
So You Want To Be King Of Hell? by Novelist Pup reviews
This story is the epic tale of when canon died, and it's all Naruto's fault. Seriously. [SasuNaru][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Over and Over by xXDollMasterHisokaXx reviews
Near falls for Mello over and over... Songfic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Near - Complete
In My World by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke's the one who's ill! Not me![Deathfic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocopup by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Rubbish by Page of Cups reviews
Draco is outraged. He should sue for defamation of character. DH spoilers. RonxDraco. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Manicurist by Lyricism reviews
AU. When Kisame comces to yet another new school, the last thing he wants is to get noticed. But when a kid named Itachi refuses to leave him alone, will Kisame forge something emotional, or just get annoyed to hell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Now Pronounce you Man and Enemy by Chippy teh squirrel reviews
Kakashi loves to get Iruka as pissed as possilbe. But what happened when his plan backfires? It is now a game of chicken. Who chikens out first? Pairings: Kakairu, mabye hints of others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Silent Killer by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
When Harry turns seventeen he finds something out about his past, well… more like about his bloodline. He decides to make good use of it… starting one death eater at a time... Will be Slash of the HPDM kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,007 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Say It Ain't So! by Ahja Reyn reviews
Harry's on a mission to stop Draco from leaving him, taking some of the most drastic measures imaginable to get his point across...contains satire attacking popular HP fandom clichés
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
H e r o by bevino reviews
The words crunched. Like a record, played for one of it's very last times. Do you know...? Now Beta'd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stigmata by InferiorBeing reviews
COMPLETE! HarryDraco Harry isn't the Dark Lord, so he cannot be with a Death Eater's son. This is the first time the BoyWhoLived ever asked for something and he cannot have it. So he takes matters into his own hands. Post HBP! Evil!Harry, Dark!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shattered Friendship by Zidra reviews
Look in my eyes and see the ruins of my world. The pain, the anger, the betrayed, the dead walking among my memories, spilling tears of blood. All because you two forgot. You forgot the most important thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
A SasuNaru Fanfiction by Zephyras reviews
Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 269 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Necromancer by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity is as dangerous as it is addicitive. [yaoi, SasuNaru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstood by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
MASK by FastForward reviews
Series of oneshots about the six people in Naruto I believe wear masks. Can you guess which six?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Making Friends by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Hoshigaki Kisame meets his new partner, Uchiha Itachi. Mass murderers can be friends too, can't they? A kind of demented friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
50 Things Draco's Not Allowed To Do by IssaLee reviews
One Slytherin, and a mission to make Harry Potter happy. Draco Malfoy has one month and the permission to whatever it takes. Insanity ensues. H x D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5117 - Favs: 10,288 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a Child by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
This is what you have made yourself, this is what you have become. SasuOro [sort of], oneshot, darkfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by Mad Maudlin reviews
Draco Malfoy's life takes a turn for the traumatic when Ron Weasley kidnaps him, in order to protect him from a murderous enemy he's never even heard of. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Ring on His Finger by Lunadeath reviews
It's been over two years since Harry's friends have seen him. Harry has come back to help put an end to the Death Eater circle, but he's got a big secret that he's been keeping from everyone. This is Slash AND a ONE-SHOT! Unless I state otherwise later!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 7,167 - Follows: 591 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Broken Crown by Page of Cups reviews
That 'Weasley is our King' sure had a catchy tune.' Draco never leaves Ron alone and Ron wants to know why. Set during OotP. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Real by Page of Cups reviews
Ficlet. Ron shocked everyone, including himself, when he received his prefect badge. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Ron W. - Complete
The Dark Side of Being a Shinobi by kata-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are handed a very peculiar mission that soon turns out to be complete disaster. Be warned: you will probably laugh your lungs out reading this. NaruSasu, gets R for language. Kindly R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Albus Dumbledore's final wish reviews
"We're all gonna die aren't we? Curse you Hatake Kakashi! Curse you AND this stupid castle to the deepest parts of hell!" were the words currently dominating the thoughts of 10 young shinobi who would all rather be dancing naked in a forest fire while covered in petrol, and it all started innocently...with an old man in a dress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015
Poetic Murder reviews
I never wanted to become a serial killer, in fact all my life I just wanted to become a simple poet. But life doesn't always play out the way you want it to now does it? Which is why I am currently on the run, my reputation ruined and an ex cop as my only accomplice. Oh it's good to be me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.