Alexandra P. Useless
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Joined 07-12-04, id: 629660, Profile Updated: 08-17-09
Author has written 10 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Batman, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

Even in literature and art,
no man who bothers about originality will ever be original:
whereas if you simply try to tell the truth
(without caring twopence how often it has been told before)
you will,
nine times out of ten,
become original without ever having noticed it.

--C.S. Lewis

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Out of Control by Breezi reviews
What if everything had gone according to plan?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sands Through The Hourglass by Scarlett Burns reviews
Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,005 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
For the Love of a Swann by Elanor Joy reviews
His fault, it was his fault. She was going to drown. Life as he knew it would cease to exist. He would cease to exist. Norrington's POV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
The Life and Times of a Pirate's Child by LyingUnder-BlueMoons reviews
A story set in limbo between the first and second movies no spoilers!, Elizabeth comes to Jack in her time of need, and spends the rest of her short life hiding the secret from Will...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Twilight by Arkaeo reviews
She is trapped in that moment, the memory of steel and burning wood, as she takes what she can from him and leaves him to die. JE, oneshot, set immediately after DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Two Moments by multithreading reviews
Two moments with Scott, one that Logan regrets and one he doesn’t. Spoilers for X3. Friendship, not slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
After the Storm by Ed's Tomato reviews
Toad wakes to find himself in prison and he has difficult choices to make. Not a completly original concept, i know, but I'm doing it my way because there is a lack of Toad stuff out there.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Toad
Captain Depp by kaos maker reviews
Jack finds himself caught in a whirlpool...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005
New Beginnings by Kryptonite reviews
AU PG13 because I do expect violence and language later on. After first movie, Toad is featured
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Toad, Rogue
Invocation by ScribbleDream reviews
The Breakfast Club is falling apart. None of them want to leave their old lives behind them, bad as they were. But when John shows up on Claire's doorstep, the members realize they can't just ignore their friends, even if they're different.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Nestling by Philippa reviews
Post Batman Begins: Bruce’s life grows even more complicated when Wayne Manor receives a new inhabitant…Dick Grayson. The boy hides behind a wall of silence, scarred by his tragic past. But Batman is going to teach this crippled bird how to fly. Moved fro
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,854 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Secrets and Lies by lucidity reviews
PreHBP! A favor for Dumbledore becomes Severus’ undoing, when a slip of the tongue by another reveals his secret. Features Snape and Ron among many others, not slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,596 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Severus S., Ron W. - Complete
Lack of Fear Part II by Nyltiak reviews
This was written when I was fourteen. Please keep in mind that horrible grammar, gaping plotholes, and fiendish mary sues are within.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,182 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Toad, Rogue
Bathroom Musings by sparkly green nail polish reviews
ONE SHOT I was inspired after catching the movie on TV late the other night. A look into the life of one John Bender.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2005 - John B. - Complete
XBook 6 Introduction to the Underground by Leen713 reviews
The Malloy family is stuck playing host to some unexpected guests and they may all learn the true meaning of disco. X-over with the 10th Kingdom, et al. COMPLETE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,409 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Toad, Mystique - Complete
Kopie Liebe by Young Lady Nightcrawler reviews
Olivia is a mutant. She just hasn't discovered it yet. Both the Brotherhood and the X-men try to recruit her. Whose side will she turn to? Will a certain blue teleporter affect her decision? Kurt-OC, slight Toad-OC IMPORTANT NOTE - SEE PROFILE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Toad
Up From the Dust by K. Cloak reviews
[COMPLETE] HBP AU. Who's the new Death Eater taking up Voldemort’s attention? Why does Harry keep ending up in disturbing situations? And why does Snape keep landing in the middle of them? [11 of 11: All things that rise must fall...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,668 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Know What You've Got Till It's Gone by Mary Sue Murderer reviews
Todd tries prove himself to Wanda, but all doesn’t go as planned. A ToddWanda pairing. Warning: Dark Fic
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004
A Second Chance by Xany Kaos reviews
Toad is rescued after his encounter with Storm by four friends and tries to figure out what he really wants in life now that the Brotherhood seems disbanded. COMPLETED!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,075 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Toad - Complete
Distant Sentiment by alance07 reviews
Sequel to The Reaction Factor. "...True love is when love is sacrificed." -David Leung. The story continues! What will happen next? Chapter 8 now up!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Toad
The Lack of Fear by Nyltiak reviews
Needs work. Lots of work... for grammar, plot holes, and overall fangirlish badness. Keep in mind I was thirteen when I wrote this.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Toad, Rogue
The Reaction Factor by alance07 reviews
Takes place after the sequel. The brotherhood is back and has even more reasons to hate mankind, but as their latest plan unfolds Toad finds himself in an unlikely situation with the daughter of the man he's been assigned to ruin. (ToadOC) FINISHED
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Toad
Sparrows and Secrets by Queen of Hellions reviews
It has been nearly a year since the movie ended and Commodore Norrington still strives to prove his love to Elizabeth, but he blows it big time at her wedding...everything seems to be going wrong, even when an injured Jack Sparrow shows up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
In too deep by sixstars reviews
Holes Squid and Zigzag's lives change, all because of one little song...Epilogue is now up! [Complete]
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Complete
Arioch by Hoodoo reviews
A mutant is asked to join the Brotherhood, and her experiences therein. Features Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 12/12/2000 - Toad - Complete
The Big Brotherhood Program by Idiosylph reviews
When Mystique and Toad from the X-Men Movieverse wind up in Evo-verse, what do they do? Why adopt the hapless Brotherhood, of course! Ch. 7 Added!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
What If by Miss Becky reviews
Sometimes El wonders.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2003
The Forgotten by Spike Daft reviews
The night of his defeat, Toad discovers what it is to be Forgotten. Very, very, very dark.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2002 - Published: 10/3/2002
Class Visit. by Meg Thornton reviews
A quick look through the eyes of a non-superpowered mutant in the X-universe.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2002
One Way Street by Cera Toynbee reviews
The youngest member of the Brotherhood has a problem...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2001
Faces in the Stone" Part 1 by Spike Daft reviews
Set after the X-Men movie, centered on Toad and a newcomer to the Brotherhood who just may rival Magneto's powers.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2000
Faces in the Stone" Part 2 by Spike Daft reviews
Set after the X-Men movie, centered on Toad and a newcomer to the Brotherhood who just may rival Magneto's powers. Continued from Part 1.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2000
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Cold reviews
[complete]Sands is cold. [PostMovie]
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Darkness Beckons reviews
Rated T for safety. Prone to Change. Follows Toad and Sabertooth after the Liberty Isle incedent. Yay for ToadAngsty Goodness! Under Major Construction
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Toad, Sabretooth
Never Surrender reviews
The legend of Jack Sparrow will dissapear, tonight. Will sink away from existance. WARNING: Possibility of Character Death. Now under construction to comply with DMC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
I'm Sorry reviews
A certain Xmen stumbles upon a certain member of the Brotherhood... [rated for drugs]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Toad, Cyclops - Complete
You Deserve Flowers reviews
[Sequal to When Time Stood Still] You wouldn't expect a criminal to have a funeral
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Mystique, Toad - Complete
A Second Chance reviews
Henri Ducard is broken. But even a broken soul can be fixed. Movie based.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
When All Time Stood Still reviews
Mortimer Toynbee pays a deadly price for playing the part of a good samaritan. [ Now with a Sequal: You Deserve Flowers ]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Toad - Complete
Bestial reviews
Mortimer Toynbee is fighting a deadly demon - Himself… And with the assistance of the most unlikely mutant; Ororo Munro. Will mixed emotions cloud her mind when making the ultimate decision? Rating for Chapters to come.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Toad, Storm
Send One Angel Down reviews
A gang fight leaves Mortimer Toynbee injured and helpless. Victor comes to get him and has a moment of thought. New mutants at the brotherhood? No romance.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Toad, Sabretooth
When I Go reviews
Mortimer Toynbee's life after the LInerty Isle incedent. --- Having spent two years in the containment facility, his life nears and end at the hands of the enemy...Oneshot(rr) I am currently working a companion for this storry...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Toad - Complete