Cordelia McGonagall
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Joined 11-21-14, id: 6296747, Profile Updated: 09-15-16
Author has written 45 stories for Harry Potter, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Hello! Thank you very much for reading my little fictions, and thank you to J.K. Rowling for her characters and stories. Please feel free to comment and review. I also am an active beta reader; if you are in need of a writing partner, drop me a PM.

I write exclusively in the Harry Potter universe, and although the fabulous Wrexscar has made the valid point that, "...Cordelia likes to make Draco her chew toy," I do write many different characters and different pairings.

If you were following the fallow story "The Seeker," I pulled it down to rework the existing chapters and complete it. It shall return! Eventually!

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The Three Hundred Year Old Stone by CupCakeyyy reviews
His head jerked up, panicked that it might be another Acromantula. He froze. It wasn't an Acromantula staring at him. It wasn't even a magical creature. It was a human. Jamie Potter gulped as his green eyes looked into identically green eyes - the eyes of his great-great-grandfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Bits and Pieces by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Assorted HP drabbles. Most major ships - some minor ships. T for now, will warn of any M chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,621 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Odds and Ends by Wrexscar reviews
A collection of unconnected shorts and random ideas. So far we have a snowball fight, a flirtatious Sue, a psychopathic Bella, some zombies, a tale of Tom's childhood, a were-squid, a thug, a brutal death, Scorpius slash,a drabble,some Ronimone good and bad, Neville post battle. Pansy and Hermione trapped in a classroom. Other stuff too but I've hit the word limit for summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,763 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P.
Lady Black, Lord Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,409 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
1 September 2017 by Respitini reviews
For the Teachers' Lounge "Nineteen Years Later" challenge. Sadia Taheni had had a very long week, and a talking hat was hardly the strangest thing she had witnessed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Neville L., OC, Rose W. - Complete
Lunch Dates by Arpad Hrunta reviews
In 2021, Hermione and Draco connect over lunch in the Ministry canteen. For The Dramione Lounge-Wide FMK Challenge. Rated M for a little language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
All Because of a Badge by MuggleBeene reviews
When Draco Malfoy met Harry Potter and Ron Weasley on the Hogwarts train, things happened a little differently. Quidditch can change many things, apparently. Not part of the Professor Muggle Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Final Death Of Severus Snape by iwright reviews
Severus Snape is dead and gone. Something lives on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Only Truth Is Music by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic. "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." (Jack Kerouac)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
A Seeker's Guide to Applied Anatomy by littlebirds reviews
The exam is Monday. The least he can do is help her study.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/23/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Rid of Me by littlebirds reviews
Hermione gets the cat, the flat, the food, and the furniture. Ron gets the family and friends. Harry gets the boot, his little book, the blame, and the shame. Ginny gets a new bloke and a haircut. New circumstances mix with old patterns, and Harry and Hermione find their friendship put to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,836 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Of Beasts And Men by camillablue reviews
"You see the desperation in that one's eyes? The one with the red fur. I placed my bets on her." Beneath the bloodied sand of the Colosseum, Abraxas Malfoy buys a new werewolf pet for his son, setting events in motion that neither he nor young Lucius are prepared for. Ongoing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,696 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Lucius M.
Walking by Bad Mum reviews
The war is over, and Draco Malfoy is no longer sure where he belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Draco M. - Complete
Time and the Moon by MuggleBeene reviews
AU Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley have broken up after 2 years, by mutual consent. On a spur-of-the-moment holiday Hermione wishes upon the moon to make things better. The moon fulfils her wish, as she meets someone new, but things change in a way she never imagined possible. Time travel, post-Hogwarts, ignores the epilogue. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,722 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Hermione G., OC] Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eversion of Magic by Malebron reviews
It is nearly eleven years since Harry defeated Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts. Life for the youngest Head Auror ever appointed is busy and chaotic, but it's good. Not everyone in the wizarding world, however, is content. When a mysterious artefact is stolen from the Ministry of Magic and someone Harry had never expected to see again returns, a new adventure begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,949 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., Dudley D. - Complete
A Match Made at the Ministry by MuggleBeene reviews
Post-Hogwarts AU. A Marriage Law fic for the TLX "Because it's February Writing Challenge." It's the age old question, can Slytherin and Gryffindor get along if the government says they have to, for magic's sake? A slightly crack-fic look at what happens when the Ministry decides it knows best. Government efficiency at it's best. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Charlie W., Tracey D.] [Daphne G., Oliver W.] - Complete
Episodes by Bad Mum reviews
The Wizarding Wireless Network provides the soundtrack to Molly Weasley's life. Episodes in no particular order. Written for the Iron Fic competition at the Teachers' Lounge, where I was pitched against the awesome Cordelia McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/4/2016
At Mercy's End by iwright reviews
Written as part of the 2015 Holiday Exchange for Snarky64, from the prompt "Snape has a drink at the local pub in Spinner's End. How is he seen? What does he see?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
Mercy's End by TLX reviews
Written as part of the 2015 Holiday Exchange for Snarky64 by iwright, from the prompt "Snape has a drink at the local pub in Spinner's End. How is he seen? What does he see?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2015
Deck the Halls by TLX reviews
An unexpected visit from an old friend's offspring has Charlie Weasley travelling down memory lane. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge 2015 Holiday Exchange for Cordelia McGonagall by Lightblue Nymphadora.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015
Pale Blue & Crimson by TLX reviews
Hermione, unsure off her place in the Weasley family right after the war, finds companionship with the brother she knows least. Written as part of the 2015 Teachers' Lounge Exchange for Blue Artemis by CamiliaBlue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Hermione G. - Complete
Just Friends by TLX reviews
Harry sorts his mail and his thoughts after breaking up with Ginny. Written as part of the 2015 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for AHighAndLonesomeSound by Bad Myrtle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2015
Wild Card by littlebirds reviews
Hugo is sorted into Slytherin. Ron has a bit of a problem with that. Hermione intervenes. For the TL's "I Never" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ad Finem by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic, "The Carli Lloyd Classic". Contestants had a week to write 1000-2500 words about "An end, and a beginning". My opponent wrote: /s/11582201/1/Helena
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Neville L. - Complete
Helena by camillablue reviews
A story retold, of love and woe. Where things began, and where they ended. Somewhat. One-Shot Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Helena R. - Complete
Rivals by Alydia Rackham reviews
Mycroft has always had to best Sherlock at everything. But when it came to Molly Hooper, Sherlock thought it was completely understood that she was to remain firmly in HIS hip pocket. Until Sherlock stumbles upon the fact that his brother and his pathologist have become confidants. And the worst part is, in Mycroft's caseā€¦it might not even be on purpose. Set after"Sign of Three."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,419 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, Mycroft H. - Complete
Denique Domi by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic, "The Bowl of Wonder". Contestants had a week to write 1000-2500 words about "Coming Home". My opponent wrote: /s/11552333/1/The-Woodcutter-s-Cottage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Salazar S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vibes by littlebirds reviews
The gift presents with the damselfly... Hermione, a locket. A bit AU, possibly. Written for the TL's Judgement Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eheu Fugaces Labuntur Anni by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic, "The Alas! Earwax Match". Contestants had a week to write 1000-2500 words about "Power". My opponent wrote: /s/11529995/1/The-Mercury-Chronicles-Scandal
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Nicolas F. - Complete
Hedwig's House by Respitini reviews
Post-war. A reformed Draco invites Harry to help him build a transition school for muggleborn children. For the Teachers' Lounge Judgement Day tournament, round one: The Nutella Bowl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Up to No Good by Snarky64 reviews
The adage says to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Are you certain you know the difference? Written for The Teachers' Lounge Ultimate Iron Fic Challenge, Round One.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Marauders - Complete
And Your Enemies Closer by By Another Name reviews
The course sounded idiotic when Slughorn described it, but it might prove useful after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Unusual Cravings by AHighAndLonesomeSound reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter team up to deal with the most terrifying threat the Boy-Who-Lived has ever faced: Luna Lovegood's pregnancy cravings. Borderline crack. Not as funny as I think it is. Written for round one of the Teachers' Lounge Ultimate Iron Fic Challenge. The prompt was "frenemies".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kneazles in the Greenhouse by GallonsoftheStuff reviews
While trying to catch a couple of kneazles that have gotten into the greenhouse, Neville gets an unexpected visitor. One-shot written for the Camp Hogwarts Challenge. Prompt: Scavenger Hunt - write about the hunt for certain magical objects/creatures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] - Complete
Quell It by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic. Some wounds you heal. Some, you don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Patroness by littlebirds reviews
She talks of him, here and there, amongst their guests, all evening. She calls him "Mr. Thomas,"and "Dean Thomas," or "My Muralist," or, sometimes, just "Dean".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Blaise Z., Dean T., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
The Secret Life of a Black Dog by Malebron reviews
Twelve Grimmauld Place; early summer 1996. Sirius Black is on the brink of self-destruction when an unwanted and uninvited guest is foisted on him. He just wants her to go away and leave him in peace, but she's got a job to do and she won't let a bad-tempered wizard bully her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,803 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Sirius B., OC] Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Finding the Way Home by Malebron reviews
Sirius Black died in the battle at the Department of Mysteries. Twelve years later, after an ancient Halloween ritual is performed, a huge dog is seen out on the hill and a ragged stranger appears in an English village.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,957 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Sirius B., OC] Kingsley S. - Complete
The Biter Bit by AHighAndLonesomeSound reviews
It's the morning after Ginny and Ron's fight in Half-Blood Prince, and she can't concentrate in DADA class. Unfortunately, that means she incurs the wrath of Snape. But somebody in the class has had enough of Snape's bullying and decides to take a stand. No longer a one-shot, and spinning out from HBP into something AU and silly. Harry/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Severus S., Ginny W.
Have You No Idea That You're In Deep by littlebirds reviews
"The problem, as Harry sees it, is he simply wasn't prepared." Rated M for a bit of language, a bit of drinking, and a bit of adult-theme type things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Winter's Afternoon by AHighAndLonesomeSound reviews
One-shot written for TrisanaChandler13's Sensational Seasonal Song Quotes Challenge. Fluffy, friendship. Luna and Harry build a snowman and Harry gets some unexpected advice. Missing moment from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sins of the Father by Wrexscar reviews
Not everyone is as forgiving as Harry. A revenge quest starting in the year 2042. Focusing on a new character and his interactions with our familiar crew. A 2 parter with a new epilogue added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
Situations by Respitini reviews
AU: Two years after a war that didn't end the way anyone expected, Hermione finds herself in the last place she expected to wind up. Will Draco be the one to pull her out? Warning: depictions of domestic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Bitterness of Wolfsbane by TLX reviews
Remus Lupin has lived with prejudice for as long as he can remember. Can an experimental potion set him free of the Lycanthropic curse? A story written as part of the Teachers' Lounge 2013 Holiday Exchange for Serenity Blaidd by Snarky64.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sunshine and Rainbows by Snarky64 reviews
A drabble prompt as an antidote to torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Responsible Adults by Snarky64 reviews
If the adults in Harry Potter took responsibility seriously and Harry and co. had done as they were told, imagine the utter dullness that would ensue. Just a bit of fun. Warnings for OOC responsibility and not so much as even mild peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Petunia D.
No Evil Angel by Intervigilium reviews
Ever heard of Snapoetry? Yeah. This will continue; you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 3911 - Favs: 5,637 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 6,895 - Follows: 772 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
A Local's Guide to Life in London by Significant Owl reviews
When Hermione broke up with Ron for real, for good, forever she didn't rage and she didn't yell and she didn't cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Marshmallows by leftsockarchive reviews
Ron and Hermione think they're alone in the Gryffindor common room. They are not. Written for the checkmated.com New Year's Kiss challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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If reviews
Three boys, a girl, each with an *if* a complete drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thought reviews
A Harmony drabble for littlebirds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Felix reviews
Hermione is off to find her parents in Australia. She takes along an unlikely companion. Fluffy Dramione because I like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
L'Ancien Regime reviews
Padma, Parvati, and Lavender face life after Hogwarts and the war. Angst. TW for abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Parvati P., Padma P., Lavender B. - Complete
Scorpius Sorts the Sorting reviews
How Scorpius helps his housemates closer to accepting him into the fold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Pansy Almost Feels Christmas reviews
Please know, gentle reader, that this is a holiday-themed spinoff from my cracked story "All's Well That Ends Well," and before you point out the myriad canon conundrums and general offensiveness, the end of that hot mess is where I begin here, so if you are an orderly sort of person, read that first. Regardless, I hope we can still be friends. Sorry JKR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Hermione G., Pansy P., Justin F. - Complete
There Was a Boy Who Fancied Me Once, But Nothing Much Came of It reviews
This was written in response to the Teachers' Lounge "I Never" challenge, and if you like a fluffy bit of Dramione, you should move along. This is a story of what happens when Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy to her parents. You might need a warning about Hermione. Or not, depending on your tastes. Rated M for as many things as I could cram in. Sorry, JKR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Pole Is for Balance When Walking the Line reviews
I should probably apologize for the title's incogruity. It just amuses me. Anyway, this is a little bit of spun sugar for my lovely friend Bad Mum who likes a bit of Fleur and Bill now and then. Thanks to littlebirds for the consult, thanks to you for reading, & thanks to JKR for letting me play with her stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
What Neville Knows reviews
Neville knows quite a lot more than anyone thinks, and he tells us what he sees on a day down at the pitch watching Ron, Hermione, Cormac, and Draco. Thank you to JKR for what I do not own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L., Cormac M. - Complete
If Narcissa Malfoy Were Your Grandmother reviews
Inspired by The Toast and their great "If X Were Your Y," pieces, I have imagined what it might be like if Narcissa Malfoy were your grandmother. Thanks to JKR for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Narcissa M. - Complete
A Wee Dram of Tonks and Harry With a Splash of Football reviews
A small one-shot for those who ship Tonks and Harry...and football. Thanks to JKR for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Tell Me How We Met, Again? reviews
A quick one-shot take on how Draco and Astoria might have met. Take one. I'm probably not done with these two. Fact: This is the fastest thing I have ever written. Rated M for language only. Thanks to JKR for all. (Update 12/15 - this one-shot is getting extra chapters. I know...then it's not a one-shot. I hope we are all okay with that.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
If Astoria Greengrass Were Your Girlfriend reviews
Have you ever read the "If X Were Your Y" stories on "The Toast"? Well, do. They are my inspiration, and JKR is my tolerant donor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Astoria G. - Complete
Red Notebooks
Molly wonders what Arthur and their friends are keeping in their red notebooks. For the Lounge, and lightblue-Nymphadora's Gryffindor Common Room Gambling Ring Challenge. Thank you to JKR for all, and special thanks to littlebirds who read it first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Molly W., Arthur W.
Fireflies reviews
After the sudden death of her mother, Luna is sent away for the summer to be cared for by her aunt. Thanks to JKR for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Luna L.
Before the Yule Ball reviews
I wondered about where Hermione might have gone to get herself ready for the Yule Ball. I wondered what may have come before Angelina marrying George but being Fred's date in school. This is the result of some of my wonderings. Also, sprinkles on porridge. Thank you to JKR for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Hermione G., Angelina J., Alicia S.
The Photograph reviews
Hermione and her friends gather every New Year's Eve since the War to let go of the pain they are ready to part with. This year, Hermione is sent a package from Dennis Creevey that moves her to meet with someone she thought she would never have to see again. This story is complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Complete
All's Well That Ends Well reviews
Pansy and Justin must marry. What shall become of them and their friends? Will Harry stop looking for Horcruxes? What does Ginny see in Severus? Is Hermione okay? Will Ron stay with his beloved? Four-fifths of these questions shall be answered for you, dear reader, in the only Marriage Law story I will ever compose. Written for the TLX Forum Marriage Law challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Pansy P., Justin F. - Complete
On the Wireless reviews
A story of how Albus Severus Potter is named. Submitted for the Iron Fic challenge paired with the marvelously talented Bad Mum. Credit for everything to JKR as usual. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Just Ask the Room for What You Need reviews
Lavender flees the Carrows and finds more than a refuge. FLUFFINESS ENSUES. Thanks to JKR for letting me whip up this wee, twee story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Neville L., Lavender B.
You Can Go Back, Or You Can Go On reviews
Ron's let his mates take him out for a stag night. They find a bit more than they expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Ron W., Harry P., Dean T., George W. - Complete
Red Tape reviews
Harry resents Percy, with his punctilious manner and empty inbox, for leaving work promptly while Ron works to juggle his job, helping George, and getting on with his life. This one-shot was written for the lovely iwright of the Lounge for the TLX Christmas Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Harry P., Percy W., Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Yellow Tulips reviews
Andromeda Black is engaged to be married to Ambrose Burke. Ted Tonks has returned from overseas to become her new colleague at the Ministry. This is a one-shot story of yellow tulips, friendship, and a beginning. Written for the dear Rose of the West for the TLX Christmas Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Mrs Goyle Will See You Now reviews
I couldn't just leave "Casting Stones" alone. Here is a drabble without an ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Harry P., Gregory G., Eloise M.
The Things That Voldemort Took - Draco's Story reviews
This is the story "The Things That Voldemort Took" written from Draco's perspective. It would be sporting to read that one first. Draco and Marcus swear excessively. Hence the M. Sorry, JKR. At least I don't make money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Marcus F. - Complete
Charms Can't Fix Us: Practical Magical Applications reviews
A companion piece to the story "Charms Can't Fix Us." Parvati has the "eighth years" plan a spring camping trip for the older students to teach practical magic they learned during the War. Hermione and Draco test their new relationship as they prepare to leave the security of Hogwarts forever. Neville, as usual, is adorable. As always, full credit to J.K.R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,481 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L., Parvati P. - Complete
The Things that Voldemort Took reviews
Goodness me, I made a Drarry. Get out your crackers, because I just opened a new spray can of fluffy cheese.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dangers of Ladders reviews
This was written for the "Alas, Earwax" Power Match of the Teachers' Lounge Ultimate Iron Fic Challenge. I face littlebirds, whose story "Rid of Me" is either one of your favorites too, or it's what you should be doing with your evening. Credit to JKR for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Draco M. - Complete
Sorting reviews
Padma wishes things could return to the way they were before Hogwarts and Lavender Brown. This was written for The Teachers' Lounge Ultimate Iron Fic challenge. This frenemy-flavored first round puts me up against Wrexscar - you should check out his Lisa Turpin, because she is amazing. (Edit: I forgot a disclaimer - I own nothing, I owe JKR all, and she owes me a good, swift kick.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Parvati P., Padma P., Lavender B.
The Art of Losing Isn't Hard to Master reviews
Luna and Draco meet again for the first time on a train to Edinburgh. Rated T for a bit of language. Thank you to the fabulous littlebirds for her keen eye and skilled ear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Draco M., Luna L.
Charms Can't Fix Us reviews
The war is over and Hogwarts still stands. A few "eighth years" choose to come back to finish their schooling in peace, to mentor war-weary children, and to patch together the ends of their teenage years. Hermione learns what she was missing while out with Harry and Ron, Neville flexes his newfound confidence, Parvati brews a perfect Amortentia, and Draco lets go. "M" to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,279 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L., Parvati P. - Complete
Love is Faithful reviews
an angsty bit of Severus, Lily, and The Bee Gees in slim one-shot...thanks to JKR for all
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Casting Stones reviews
A Gryffindor and a Slytherin share a brief moment in time together. Mostly I just want to give Eloise more than acne.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Gregory G., Eloise M.
Hooch With Hooch reviews
A fifth of teacher banter for the Lounge. McGonagall and Hooch chat about the children over whisky and cigars. Thanks to JKR for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2015
It All Comes Down to What She Didn't Say reviews
Draco was, for one inglorious game, the Captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team. This story plays with Macbeth. Thank you to JKR and Shakespere for what I do not own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Astoria G., Adrian P., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Unsolicited Advice reviews
Rose Weasley offers some counsel to a man she encounters at Quality Quidditch Supplies. Thanks to JKR for what I do not own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Rose W. - Complete
James Drabbles
Some James Drabbles for my fellow teachers in the Lounge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2015
The Hogwarts Guide to Minimizing Anxiety During Revision and Exams reviews
Draco settles himself for his end-of-term work. Thank you to JKR for all that I don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Complete
The Game reviews
The Ravenclaw girls have created a little game for their own amusement. Lisa Turpin calls it Occlumency practice; Cho and Michael call it stupid. But why is Harry so interested, then?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Padma P., Su L., Morag M., Mandy B. - Complete
The Open Closed Case of the Locked Room reviews
Detective Chief Inspector Julian Sellers is frustrated by the open case of the murder of Amelia Bones...and the new detective Hestia Jones who wants to come with him to the crime scene. Credit and thanks to J.K. Rowling for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2015
Their Paths Were Made of Single Steps reviews
One-shot fic for Puddlemere United for the Quidditch! Doc Manager promises me this is 1234 characters, which is my prompt (1234 word count). The second is the scene of sitting an exam; the third is the dialogue "I don't do well with snakes." Our team decided to write about Lily Evans, and as Chaser 2, I must write about her in her third year at Hogwarts. Thanks, J.K.R., for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P., Mary M., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Part of a Day reviews
Ron is a morning person and so is his daughter, Rose. A little shot of pure fluffiness. Thanks to JKR for stories and characters which are not my own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Savaging reviews
This is written for the "Deja Vu Challenge" from the Quidditch FanFiction Competition, Season 3 Round 3. Sometimes, our worst enemies are the ones people think are our friends. Thanks to J.K. Rowling for what I do not own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Hermione G., Pansy P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
No One Asks the Soldier When She Wants the War to End reviews
There is one person who sees through Hermione's brave front after the war. Thanks to J.K. Rowling for stories and characters I do not own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Longest of Days reviews
This one is written for The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competion, Season 3, Round 2 for Puddlemere United. Seventh year Michael Corner let a first year loose after being chained by the Carrows, who find Michael and torture him for his act of kindness and bravery. His best friend, Terry Boot, comes to the hospital wing to comfort him and tell him of a plan to hide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Complete