Author has written 57 stories for Robot Chicken, Futurama, American Dad, Parodies and Spoofs, TV Commercials, Brickleberry, Family Guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misc. Cartoons.
A funny thing happened. Joined here in 2004, but I chickened out because I thought maybe you had to pay to get fanfics published here. Last year, I wanted to see if I still had my account, and much to my surprise, I still have it! Wrote and published fanfics on FICWAD and Archive of Our Own because it's easier there. Also, I didn't know how to post fanfics here.
Alice In Chains
Queens of the Stone Age
The White Stripes.
F-Troop (even like classic TV so don't judge me)
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Penn and Teller Fool Us
The Last Ship
Futurama (best ones were from the Comedy Central era!)
F Is For Family
Favorite Movie Diectors:
M. Night Shalamyn
Favorite Comic Books:
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Ren and Stimpy
Hate it when people claim to be a fan of a TV Show, and yet they bash the episodes on either social media or message boards. What is wrong with people like that? I don't get it. I love the Futurama Comedy Central episodes better than the FOX ones! So HA! However, to be fair, all seasons of Futurama were cool!
I am a huge movie buff and a fan of classic comedy. Love the Three Stooges, Marx Brothers, Laurel and Hardy, you name it.
British Literature and Comedy are another one of my many monikers. Hate Super Mario Bros and Sonic the Hedgehog. The following is a list of fanfic and fan art tropes I hate:
All Other fandoms:
Stereotypical characters and personality traits.
Rape Torture Fantasies.
Child or Animal Abuse.
Killing off An Important Character.
Crossovers with Mario or Sonic. (When Mario or Sonic aren't even related to the fandom the crossover is being done on) Seriously, I cannot see Mario or Sonic with Family Guy, American Dad, or Futurama!
Leela being Depicted as A Victim or a Damsel in Distress. (Amy too!)
Bender acting like a bumbling second banana.
Ideas about Leela getting captured or framed and Fry comes to rescue her.
Leela being chased by some entity (i.e. bully, Zapp, or an alien) and Fry vowing to protect her and even beats up whatever it was that was terrorizing Leela.
Fry Becoming a Tough, Headstrong, All Knowing Ass Kicking Alpha Male for No Reason. (or being drawn all muscular or buff)
Leela getting lambasted by her fellow Planet Express employees as if she is the punching bag. (That honor belongs to Zoidberg!)
'Shippy' Fanfics About Fry and Leela 'Exploring' Romantic Feelings For Each Other and it's All Talk No Action. Same with Kiff and Amy. I'm a Fry and Leela shipper too, but I never believed the whole show should be based around their love life and nothing else. There is more to Futurama than just that.
Casting or putting Fry in the hero's role such as Dick Tracy, John McClane, Indiana Jones, Speed Racer, James Bond, Super Mario, Batman, Superman, Jack Bauer Spider-Man, Man With No Name, Bruce Lee, Scott Pilgrim, Sonic, Austin Powers, and The Lone Ranger or any of those heroes Steve McQueen or John Wayne played. How in the world is Fry even remotely like any of those pop culture heroes? Just because they're all main characters it means Fry has to be in those roles?
Super sexually explicit ones of Francine and other females on the show.
Fanfics that revolve around Steve and Snot and no one else.
Roger gets punished to the fullest extent for all his misdeeds. (that should NEVER happen)
Stan killing Francine or his whole family. (why in the world would Stan do that? What is he? D.B. Cooper?)
I really like Real Person Fiction. Especially fanfics that make fun of celebrities. But too bad Fanfiction.net doesn't allow it. So I reposted my Island Fortress Scientology Brigade as a Robot Chicken fanfic.
What do I do for a living? Used to be a high school teacher in Oakland after graduating from a college in South Carolina. But the recession made me lose my job, and I went back to SC and worked at an afterschool program for troubled youth. Worked there for three years and one day I found an opportunity in another state in the South, not going to say where. Landed the job, and got married to a wonderful wife who's a nurses's aide!
As a hobby I play guitar and me and my band do covers of songs from our favorite bands! I also enjoy bike riding, kayaking, walks in the park, and the beach and shopping with my wife.
My South Park fanfics that used to be posted on this site are now Brickleberry fanfics.
Why is it on Family Guy Lois and Bonnie (Lois is an abusive slutty psychopath and Bonnie is a would be Black Widow) who both have done horrible and unspeakable acts of evil always get off Scott free for all their misdeeds, but a good female character like Leela from Futurama who's never done anything horrendous in her animated existence always has bad things happen to her?
In the meantime check out my reviews on Futurama comic books at ComicVine here is the link?
http:// comicvine. gamespot. .com. /profile/ kurtpikachu2001/
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