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Joined 07-12-04, id: 630156, Profile Updated: 05-22-18
Author has written 57 stories for Robot Chicken, Futurama, American Dad, Parodies and Spoofs, TV Commercials, Brickleberry, Family Guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misc. Cartoons.

A funny thing happened. Joined here in 2004, but I chickened out because I thought maybe you had to pay to get fanfics published here. Last year, I wanted to see if I still had my account, and much to my surprise, I still have it! Wrote and published fanfics on FICWAD and Archive of Our Own because it's easier there. Also, I didn't know how to post fanfics here.

Favorite Bands:

Nirvana

Smashing Pumpkins

Green Day

Alice In Chains

Queens of the Stone Age

Korn

The Offspring

Bush

Dandy Warhols

Sonic Youth

Wolf Parade

Arcade Fire

AFI

Linkin Park

Audioslave

Live

The White Stripes.

Favorite shows:

Hawaii Five-0

F-Troop (even like classic TV so don't judge me)

House MD

The Shield

Dragnet

Designated Survivor

Rockford Files

Get Smart

Brooklyn Nine Nine

Elementary

Another Period

Penn and Teller Fool Us

The Last Ship

Futurama (best ones were from the Comedy Central era!)

American Dad

Family Guy

Robot Chicken

F Is For Family

Bojack Horseman

Brickleberry.

Favorite Movie Diectors:

Mel Brooks

Woody Allen

Zucker Brothers

Coen Brothers

Ridley Scott

Blake Edwards

Dario Argento

Mario Puzo

Fredricko Fellini

Sergio Leone

M. Night Shalamyn

Farrelly Brothers

Oliver Stone

Sam Raimi

Stanley Kramer

Stanley Kubrick

Martin Scorsese

Hal Needham

Quintin Tarrantino

Clint Eastwood

Guy Richtie

Favorite Comic Books:

Futurama

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Brickleberry

Ren and Stimpy

Hate it when people claim to be a fan of a TV Show, and yet they bash the episodes on either social media or message boards. What is wrong with people like that? I don't get it. I love the Futurama Comedy Central episodes better than the FOX ones! So HA! However, to be fair, all seasons of Futurama were cool!

I am a huge movie buff and a fan of classic comedy. Love the Three Stooges, Marx Brothers, Laurel and Hardy, you name it.

British Literature and Comedy are another one of my many monikers. Hate Super Mario Bros and Sonic the Hedgehog. The following is a list of fanfic and fan art tropes I hate:

All Other fandoms:

Stereotypical characters and personality traits.

Rape Torture Fantasies.

Child or Animal Abuse.

Killing off An Important Character.

Crossovers with Mario or Sonic. (When Mario or Sonic aren't even related to the fandom the crossover is being done on) Seriously, I cannot see Mario or Sonic with Family Guy, American Dad, or Futurama!

Futurama:

Leela being Depicted as A Victim or a Damsel in Distress. (Amy too!)

Bender acting like a bumbling second banana.

Ideas about Leela getting captured or framed and Fry comes to rescue her.

Leela being chased by some entity (i.e. bully, Zapp, or an alien) and Fry vowing to protect her and even beats up whatever it was that was terrorizing Leela.

Fry Becoming a Tough, Headstrong, All Knowing Ass Kicking Alpha Male for No Reason. (or being drawn all muscular or buff)

Excluding Hermes.

Leela getting lambasted by her fellow Planet Express employees as if she is the punching bag. (That honor belongs to Zoidberg!)

'Shippy' Fanfics About Fry and Leela 'Exploring' Romantic Feelings For Each Other and it's All Talk No Action. Same with Kiff and Amy. I'm a Fry and Leela shipper too, but I never believed the whole show should be based around their love life and nothing else. There is more to Futurama than just that.

Casting or putting Fry in the hero's role such as Dick Tracy, John McClane, Indiana Jones, Speed Racer, James Bond, Super Mario, Batman, Superman, Jack Bauer Spider-Man, Man With No Name, Bruce Lee, Scott Pilgrim, Sonic, Austin Powers, and The Lone Ranger or any of those heroes Steve McQueen or John Wayne played. How in the world is Fry even remotely like any of those pop culture heroes? Just because they're all main characters it means Fry has to be in those roles?

American Dad:

Super sexually explicit ones of Francine and other females on the show.

Fanfics that revolve around Steve and Snot and no one else.

Roger gets punished to the fullest extent for all his misdeeds. (that should NEVER happen)

Stan killing Francine or his whole family. (why in the world would Stan do that? What is he? D.B. Cooper?)

I really like Real Person Fiction. Especially fanfics that make fun of celebrities. But too bad Fanfiction.net doesn't allow it. So I reposted my Island Fortress Scientology Brigade as a Robot Chicken fanfic.

What do I do for a living? Used to be a high school teacher in Oakland after graduating from a college in South Carolina. But the recession made me lose my job, and I went back to SC and worked at an afterschool program for troubled youth. Worked there for three years and one day I found an opportunity in another state in the South, not going to say where. Landed the job, and got married to a wonderful wife who's a nurses's aide!

As a hobby I play guitar and me and my band do covers of songs from our favorite bands! I also enjoy bike riding, kayaking, walks in the park, and the beach and shopping with my wife.

My South Park fanfics that used to be posted on this site are now Brickleberry fanfics.

Why is it on Family Guy Lois and Bonnie (Lois is an abusive slutty psychopath and Bonnie is a would be Black Widow) who both have done horrible and unspeakable acts of evil always get off Scott free for all their misdeeds, but a good female character like Leela from Futurama who's never done anything horrendous in her animated existence always has bad things happen to her?

In the meantime check out my reviews on Futurama comic books at ComicVine here is the link?

http:// comicvine. gamespot. .com. /profile/ kurtpikachu2001/

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The one your looking for by Skeet24 reviews
A self-insert story
Crossover - Family Guy & American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11
The History of Mickey McFinnigan & Cynthia Soong: 麦克菲纳根米奇和宋辛西娅的历史。 by ShadowGriffin17Z reviews
This prequel takes place decades prior to the original fanfiction story, the tales of Peter Griffin and Shaolin Soong. The prequel explores the history of Mickey McFinnigan and his connections with the Soong family and his role in fighting an unprecedented evil trying to destroy the multiverse. Find out what happens in this prequel series and enjoy.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Peter G.
Samsung Peter: The World's Greatest AI: 三星彼得:世界上最伟大的人工智能 by ShadowGriffin17Z reviews
In this story arc, Peter Griffin is invited by Kim Hyun Suk, the CEO of Samsung to become their new employee for their company. However, their intentions are quite sinister and deadly to humanity as a whole. Will Peter realize their diabolical plans and find a way to save the world? Enjoy and find out.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Peter G.
The Tales of Peter Griffin and Shaolin Soong: 格里芬彼得和宋少林的故事 by ShadowGriffin17Z reviews
This story arc is about the show's protagonist, Peter Griffin meeting a young mysterious girl named Shaolin Soong, who has a lot to offer to him and his family, but needs serious training in living in a different dimension far from her universe.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7 - Peter G.
The Four-dimensional Adventures of Peter Griffin by ShadowGriffin17Z reviews
This story arc is about Peter Griffin using sociology methods to unlock his hidden depths of cynicism and intelligence throughout searching for purpose, history, language, and many other extraordinary human qualities in this heavy hearted sociological imaginative path of new storylines.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Peter G., Death, Jillian R., Ernie the Giant Chicken
Peter Griffin Vs Identity Politics: Logic Vs Ideology by ShadowGriffin17Z reviews
This story is about Peter Griffin and his best friend Brian Griffin fighting against the most cancerous virus caller Identity Politics, which has damaged the process of rational thinking and critical understanding of innocent individuals who were brainwashed by ideological college professors to fulfill their evil deeds to spread toxic sociopolitical ideas all over the world.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Peter G., Brian G.
Brian & Ellie: A Love Story by JohnCad1992 reviews
After losing Brian Griffin at the Dog Show, Ellie the Saluki has an unexpected replacement. Will Brian cope with his loss? Can Ellie stick to her duty or try to return to her one true love? Only the story can tell. Alternative ending to the episode "Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)".
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 7/23/2018 - [Brian G., Ellie the Saluki] OC - Complete
Roger the Alien's Commercial by TheCrazyPerson44 reviews
Roger launched a commercial that advertised-NOTHING. Short little one-shot fic.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Complete
Stewie is Back On Track by chachingmel123 reviews
Stewie catch's Brian being his usual douchebag self only for Brian to defend himself with Stewie lack of ambition. Words that he would soon regret.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Tell Me I'm A Good Person A Bojack Horseman Story by Shaking It Out reviews
As Bojack Horseman's career and reputation has hit rock bottom Princess Carolyn thinks she has the right gig that cans save him. Will Bojack be ruined forever? Or will he finally be happy?
Bojack Horseman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Mr. Peanutbutter, OC, Todd C., Bojack H. - Complete
Peter's Book of Shame by Erman Bullock reviews
Peter decides that life sucks, so he buys a magical book on ebay for half a million dollars and uses it to change his life in better ways ;)
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Peter G., Stewie G.
Faminoso's Past by savior94 reviews
Salvatore Faminoso, an Italian boy who has reached his dream to meet, marry and live together to Meg Griffin on the show, Family Guy. But the question is... Who is he? Where does he really come from? What prompted the boy to do all this? And how did he really get on the show? Read and have fun discovering the truth about the golden boy and his family.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Meg G., Peter G., OC - Complete
Bad Dreams by Justin Bonesteel reviews
Stewie and Brian both have nightmares and comfort one another.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Alone With Your Thoughts by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Bojack has a brief mental episode. Set after season 4, before season 5
Bojack Horseman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2018
one last tender place by anamericanmarriage reviews
Scenes from a horror movie.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2018 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Sonic Dies in Prison by Penutsonfire reviews
Sonic has finally won against Eggman. Now that he has settled, he longs to go back to his more adventurous days. Will this lead to out Hero's demise?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Sonic, Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
The Power of Three Journeys by Cabbit and the Weasel reviews
Sakura wants to grow independent, Sasuke wants to prove himself, Naruto wants to be different. Three strangers with three entirely different goals pulled together with their love of Pokemon and adventure. With a little bit of world saving on the side.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,157 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Delivery of DOOM! by Perfectlove990 reviews
The Planet Express Crew has to make a delivery to the planet Irk. (Abandoned Story)
Crossover - Futurama & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Bender R., P. Fry, T. Leela, Zim
He's hurting me by LittleMissStark reviews
when Fry enters into a relationship with Steve, a man he met at the pizza shop, it's all roses and happily ever after. Until it's not and Bender has to think about his feelings for his meatbag and kick Steve's abusive ass. trigger warning for abuse and implied rape.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Bender R., P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Stuck in a Bank Heist by Boolia reviews
Roger and Steve go to a bank so Steve can get the Nintendo Switch and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. But a bank robbery ruins their plans. How can they get out of this mess?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Steve S., Roger - Complete
The Last Witch of Langley by CosmoFan47 reviews
Spoilers for "The Witches of Langley." What if Principal Lewis had died before he could shoot Steve? Roger's selfish reason for murdering Lewis leads to Steve taking over the town, Roger revealing himself to Steve's friends, and much more.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Steve S., Roger
Michael Brown and the He Didndu Nuffin by xXxD1sc0rd4nc3xXx
With new evidence coming to light, we explore the ACTUAL events leading to the assassination of the prime minister of the Ghetto, Michael Brown.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Complete
Temporarily Forget by Angelic Gemstone reviews
There has to be more. Right? Maybe she once believed there was, but now that he's gone, she fears she'll be trapped in a downward spiral of grief until the very end. Oneshot.
Bojack Horseman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Diane N. - Complete
Can't Be Another Sad Story by snickers-03 reviews
Gym trainer and assistant manager Steve Smith's awesome life is turned upside down with a near death experience. Approaching his 40th birthday, Steve suddenly finds himself questioning every decision he's made since high school and desperately wanting to change his ways. Along the way, he ends up reunited with his childhood best friend who has apparently been living on the streets.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Steve S.
Scream Your Heart Out! by Cabbit and the Weasel reviews
Hinata was just a little curious as to why her cousin would sneak out late in the night. She decides to follow him one time and is thrown into the world of music and friendships that would help her get over one little problem: her stutter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Movin' in With Quagmire by Murvine Taylor reviews
After getting injured because of Peter's stupidity and not getting any care from the rest of his family, Brian moves in with Quagmire, despite them being enemies. Meanwhile, Peter gets a new hairdo and everybody thinks that he is Miley Cyrus, but Lois wants him to change his hair back.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Brian G., Lois G., Peter G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
The Murder at the Murder Mystery by Boolia reviews
The Smiths, Jeff, and Klaus go to a murder mystery play. Tragedy strikes, and a real murder happens right before intermission. Now that Wheels is back, it's Wheels and the Legman vs. Fish and the Jeffman to see who cracks the case first! And will they see the end of the play?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Steve S., Roger, Klaus H. - Complete
Honest Trailers: How I Met Your Mother by Perfectlove990 reviews
This is the parody honest trailer for How I Met Your Mother. Please read and reveiw thank you.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Complete
Beating a dead horse by gamerboss007 reviews
After the death of former actor Bojack Horseman, a yellowed letter in a sealed envelope is found at the bottom of his desk.
Bojack Horseman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Bojack H.
CALL ME by missmelaniebee reviews
"Mr. Peanutbutter keeps leaving voicemails about what he thinks I got him for valentines day." (Inspired by a genuine tweet from BoJack Horseman's Twitter.)
Bojack Horseman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2016
Lewis' Revenge by Quazie89 reviews
Five years after the movie, Lewis returns to Old Stump to get revenge on Albert for killing Clinch Leatherwood.
A Million Ways to Die in the West - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Edward, A. Stark, A. Leatherwood, Ruth
American Dad: Pen123 Edition by pen123 reviews
The Smiths and my OC (Zoey Wilson) experience some crazy antics together in this fan fiction.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,675 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Stan S., Francine S., Steve S., Hayley S. - Complete
The Lobster who went back in time by bomberswarm2 reviews
A epic thriller. What does Zoidberg do in the past!
Crossover - Futurama & American Dad - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Bender R., J. Zoidberg, Stan S., Roger - Complete
A Smoldering Fate by Quazie89 reviews
Lars visits an ailing Mr. Panucci.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2013 - P. Fry - Complete
Stan Smith vs the Hot Tub by Boolia reviews
Takes place after the episode 'Hot Water.' Is Stan really dead? Will the family reunite with him and Francine? Will they defeat the killer hot tub? Find out in this one-shot!
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Twenty Minutes With The President by LydiaWitchet reviews
In which Charlie Sheen attempts to convince the President of the United States that 9/11 was an inside job. That's right, the truther freakout is spreading. I didn't write this; he did. It's simply too deliciously crazy not to share.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
The Girl I Stopped Stealing From by SLRisme reviews
Bender, in a strip club with a few others robots, including Calculon and the Robot Devil, tells the story of the time he stopped stealing from a certain girl... That girl being Leela, and why he didn't steal from her when he had the chance.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bender R., T. Leela - Complete
Soul Feast by Quazie89 reviews
Shortly after the events in 'Red Summer', its Brian vs. Stewie when Death sends Brian on a short trip to find his creator.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Brian G., Peter G., Stewie G., Death - Complete
Barking Mad by Quazie89 reviews
Fry and Bender are watching TV when they catch a strange broadcast calling for furry showers!More happens when they learn that this is the work of an evil canine ruler named Rufus who rules a planet called Bonevald.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - P. Fry, Bender R., T. Leela, Amy W. - Complete
Where's the car Mommy? by otherrealmwriter reviews
Rocko's Modren Life The story of the lost boy Rocko and Heiffer run into at the Otown mall while looking for a parking space. Oneshot.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
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The Road To Paradise reviews
Stewie starts his own wallpaper hanging business. Brian, Meg, and Chris come with him. The place they do business is a Southern Town called Paradise in this crossover of Family Guy and Paradise PD.
Crossover - Family Guy & Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
King of Quahog Comedy reviews
A famous comedian in town who just so happens to be Peter's favorite. Meanwhile, Brian wants to plant a front yard garden.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14 - Brian G., Joe S., Peter G., Stewie G. - Complete
Reporting A Crime reviews
Short fanfic about Cleveland whom reports a robbery. Joe, Quagmire, and Peter respond in a way no one can imagine.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23 - Peter G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
Train Is Mightier Than The Sword reviews
Being conned by Woody and Malloy, Steve and Denzel decide to get even. Another Brickleberry parody of a Hitchcock Thriller. This time it's Strangers On A Train. Criss Cross!
Brickleberry - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Steve W., Woody J., Denzel J. - Complete
Psycho Woody Motel reviews
A Brickleberry rendition of the Hitchcock thriller Psycho. With Woody Johnson in the lead role. Steve and Denzel start a revolt to take him down.
Brickleberry - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2018 - Steve W., Woody J., Denzel J. - Complete
Unforuntate Fools
Determined to make it to the Grammy Awards. Actors and comedians Jason Sudeikis and Zach Gilifanakis were flying a private plane there until it crashes into the Upstate New York wilderness. Trekking though the snow, tired, and lost, they make deliveries for people that unknowingly help two convicts escape from prison.
Robot Chicken - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2017 - Complete
Yes I Have SLUGS!
A satire of all Those Weight Loss Gimmick Commercials
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Complete
Because I'm Popeye The Sailor Man reviews
Funny poetry that spoofs the Popeye theme song. Included all my own in-jokes!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Complete
Photographers R Us
Stan and Roger become photographers for a Conservative Political Magazine. When they go to Bulgaria for as a penalty, they get in more trouble then expected.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,696 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Complete
Dinosaurs Are Forever
Shades of James Bond and Jurassic Park come together in this romp that's part 3 in the American Dad Tearjerker saga. Tearjerker and Black Villain are dead, so Manny and Peddi are left! What are their plans for Stan Smith?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Complete
The Scruff-Session
My last and final Futurama fanfic ever. In this one our favorite janitor is posessed by a pandora's box from the planet Spidertopia he purchased at a Moon Flea Market. It all leads up to Fry and Leela getting the happiness they deserve.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,374 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Complete
Tango In Paris reviews
Cubert and Dwight get accepted to a prestigious boarding school in Paris. Their hopes for a better education are shattered when they're kidnapped by Arabliens. Bender uses his 'particular set of skills' to track them down. Hermes joins him on the mission. Based on the movie Taken. Fry, Leela, and Zoidberg do not appear in this fanfic.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Complete
Dead Noise
A Leela and The Genestalk rewrite. You won't find any redneck bars, squidification, magic beans, giants, genestalks, gross expirements, and kidnappings in this fanfic! Read this to find out why!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Complete
Prison of Doomed Souls
Fry, Leela, and Bender are sent to a planet called Turkianna. The planet is like a Turkish Prison that has a lot of false rumors. The prisoners there have to follow the orders of a mysterious voice. Special Guest Appearences by Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, and Klaus from American Dad who come to our heroes aid.
Crossover - Futurama & American Dad - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Great Rockford Scandal
Planet Express is going out of business, AGAIN! That is until Fry, Leela, and Bender get a golden opportunity to star in a remake of The Rockford Files. Perhaps a certain bag headed alien actor is behind this...hint hint.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016
Bigfoot Valley CIA reviews
Stan wants to prove to his naysayer CIA co-workers that he can be a weekend warrior. Klaus's suggestion is that Stan goes to hunt for Bigfoot. Stan, Francine, Roger, and Klaus all spend the weekend trying to hunt for the mythical creature. Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry, and Toshi want to have a peaceful non-violent camping trip of their own.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Langley Falls County Hospital
Stan Smith got horribly injured on a CIA mission and broke both his legs. Stan enjoys his time at the hospital and likes being away from everybody for a while. His peaceful time there is tragically cut short when Roger and Klaus come to visit him.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Whoops! Zoid's An Indian reviews
Farnsworth discovers a potion he's invented that he's long forgotten about. Mom's sons get word of it and want in on the action. They unwittingly kidnap Zoidberg and use the potion on him and it has a weird side effect. It turns Decopodians into Indians! Could Kiff be next?
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Adventures of BR And The Nibb
Everyone else is in the hospital after a zombie attack. Except Bender who is the host with the most when he shows an episode that's a parody of the failed late 1970's TV series B.J. And The Bear. Leela, Farnsworth, Hermes, and Amy do not appear in this fanfic.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Complete
Winter Horrorland
The Smith Family recieve a mysterious invitation to a winter ski resort in Aspen. Which pleases Roger who missed the winter due to a coma. Ethan from the episode "Iced Iced Babies" makes a comeback as the villain in this fanfic.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Complete
The Great Klausby reviews
Klaus wins the lottery only to lose everything to con artists. Then Stan and Roger discover is all a scheme from an evil organization.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Complete
New London Calling
Fry, Leela, and Bender are sent to a planet calling New London. The planet is like Victorian Times and humans and robots co exist. After the delivery they want to join the others who all went to California. Fry and Leela are kidnapped by a renagade biker gang and Bender begrudgingly teams up with a British Intellegence Agent.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Complete
Battle Frymn
After an expirement involving Fry clones goes horribly wrong, Farnsworth sends Fry, Bender, and Leela to Incheon, a Korean War planet to banish the Fry clones. Complications arise when the Fry clones are blown up by a Doop Solider named Maples and it leads to a quest for the Holy Grail.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Complete
Space Station Zero Dark Thirty
The CIA Space Station crash lands on Earth. It's soon believed terrorists have taken it over, and it turned out to be a crazed Vampire Cult. To make matters worse, the Vampire Cult wants to make movies and TV shows like Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and True Blood last forever!
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Complete
Very Ape!
Two mad scientists ruin Roger's plans for a chimney sweeping business when they capture Klaus and turn him into a gorilla. They also clone him. Francine and Steve are then kidnapped by Klaus. Hayley starts a protest group to let the gorillas live. Stan and the CIA make it their mission to destroy the gorillas!
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Complete
Replacement Delivery Crew
After a mishap with an oven, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg decide it's high time they go on a mission. And prove to Farnsworth they are every bit as good as Fry, Leela, and Bender are.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Complete
Public Access Omicron
Lrrr and Ndnd were getting ready to watch TV, until a power outage happens. Lrrr automatically blames Earth for it and gets his revenge by taking over Earth's TV with a Public Access Show. Planet Express are again their targets. There's also a gorilla involved! This is a fun spoof for fans of Late Night Comedy Shows.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2016
Mr Smith Goes To Egypt
Stan, Francine, Roger, and the rest of the CIA go on a mission to Egypt to retrieve the lost scrolls of King Tut. They get an adventure of a lifetime. Will some evil hands get to the scrolls first?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
The Dynamic Fools
Holy Hilarity Batman! And that's exactly what happens when Stan and Roger get some flying potion from the CIA. They become Superheroes solving crimes in Langley Falls, until Sergei wants to challange Stan to a showdown.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
The Aracho-Spore Robot
Do androids dream of weed farms? If so, does one go to the Planet Desert Canyon and becomes hellbent on taking it all to build a Doomsday Device? All the while is a certain Jamaican Beaurocrat's secret stash of it is stolen and has no choice but to recruit the help of a trash talking, beer guzzling robot? Ask no more! Your silly questions will be answered in this fanfic!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
Enter The Ninja
n this parody of 1970's Kung Fu movies, Fry gets tricked into thinking Leela is in trouble and ends up getting kidnapped by Ninjas from the Planet Sayonara to force him to work at a sweatshop because they needed one more captive for their sweatshop. Meanwhile, the police recruit Bender and Leela to go undercover.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
Flagpole Sittas
When Stan gets a contact high on a double date with Francine, Jeff and Hayley. Blink 182 plays a part in Rogers and Klaus's publicity stunt.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
What Up Dawg!
This is a rewrite of the American Dad episode, Stan's Best Friend.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2016
Haunted Moon Yonder reviews
Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg are sent to a spaghetti western themed planet to make a delivery. Only to get captured by an evil sheriff who had taken over the planet and put it in a recession. It's up to Fry, Leela, and Bender to save the day. Bonus! The ending includes a look at the Planet Express crew 10 years from now.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Bender Meets Wernzilla
Wernstrom unleashes his pet alligator 'Wernzilla' by growing him to gigantic proportions and wreak havoc on New New York and Planet Express! Once Farnsworth writes something negative in the newspaper about Wernstrom, all hell breaks loose! Fry gets caught in the crossfire.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Mystery Roger Theater 3000
Roger becomes a horror movie show host after Stan and Francine pressure him to get a job. Then his antics effect the family.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2016
Atomic Waste
A 1940's Film Noir Spoof. American Dad style.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Zoidy
Zoidberg can't stand to be poor anymore. Until one day he goes to a mask shop and becomes a bank robber! Everything catches up to him and he's caught and sent to prison. The PE Crew realizes they're better off, until Fry grows gravely ill and only Zoidberg could cure him. How far will our heroes go?
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Complete
Twilight Oil
A great space race involves the crew chasing Mom's space train full of mind control oil. Planet Express is in hot prusuit to stop them.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Complete
The Rone Wars
Roger clones himself and his evil clone runs amok and kidnaps Stan. Thus prompting Francine to team up with the CIA to save him!
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Complete
Fishburger Time
The Smiths are at a rummage sale and Roger buys an old video game system and traps Klaus inside.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Complete
SpaceCast Caper
While on assignment in Arizona, Fry, Bender, and Leela help two teenagers get their stolen video game system back. They all learn a thing or two about parenting as well.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Complete
The Road To Fanzipar
Fry, Bender, and Leela are sent to a prehistoric jungle planet called Fanzipar. The creatures there reject techology and eat humans and robots. Dire consquences await them when they deliver a computer and Bender and Leela are about to become the main course while Fry gets sold into slavery.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2016
The Amazing Invisible Stan!
On a Tour of Duty in Afghanistan, Stan and the CIA get caught in an explosion and a potion makes Stan invisible. At first Stan is thought to be dead until Steve proves otherwise. Roger believes he can get away with mischief now that Stan is invisible.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Complete
Sailing A-Weight
he Professor sends everyone on a treasure hunt to the planet Oceanview. A planet that's 99% water and the only known land is an abandoned pirate ship. Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg get too greedy for their own good. Meanwhile, Fry reveals a secret to Bender about his weight. Hint: Not overweight.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Complete
Roger's Very Own Pilot Episode
When Roger's sitcom gets changed from a comedy to drama, Roger goes from being swindled to swindler when he runs away to Africa.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Complete
Forrest Dumps
After being denied a loan from Mom, the Proffessor has a nervous breakdown. The gang suggests he needs a nice rest. So they go to Redwood 77 for some peace and relaxation. However, things don't turn out that way. Hermes and Amy do not appear in the fanfic.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Complete
Looking Up An Old Friend
Ever wondered whatever happened to Stan's old friend, Brett from the episode Dope and Faith? Find out in this fun filled fanfic!
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2016
Cult 55
Fry hears a knock at the door, to find that he's won the Admiral Crunch contest, the winner of which gets anything he wants. Fry decides that what he really desires is Leela's love, so asks for that. Mind you, a certain queen has plans for him... deathly plans.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Complete
No Brains, No Shirt, No Service
Sergei seeks revenge on Stan by using a mind control device when he spots Roger at the beach while on a holiday.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Complete
Up The Down Potion
Fry is left to guard the Up-Down potion, an invention of Farnsworth's that enables someone to enter the body of another. Wondering why Leela isn't interested in him other than in a working relationship type of way, Fry takes the potion and enters Leela's body to find out why. However, things can always go wrong, especially when it's Fry that's involved...
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2016
A Slime-Ican Idol
Steve and Roger are fans of iCarly. Then they hear she's doing a concert at the Civic Center. But is she all what she seems? You'll love this B-Movie spoof of The Slime People. Elements of Plan 9, too.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Complete
Delivery To Mobius reviews
The crew goes to Mobius (Sonic the Hedgehog's home planet) to deliver some golden rings. Fry is exicted to meet Sonic because he is a fan. However, they end up meeting the bad guys instead.
Crossover - Futurama & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Complete
Immature Toilet Humor
The Smith Family's toilet is clogged and needs a new Sump Pump. Roger and Klaus try to fix it and Stan does as well. Hilarious results ensue.
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2016
Cold Diamonds reviews
Fry, Bender and Leela are sent to Botland (formerly Scotland) to do a job for the local police. However, they soon find that they're not detecting, as they hoped, but apprehending pieces of discarded paper; they've become litter cleaners. Things soon pick up when they unexpectedly meet up with Mom's sons, and soon get into a competition with detective work
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2016
Island Fortress Scientology Brigade reviews
In This Robot Chicken fanfic, Kim Kardashian and Jon Cryer are lured to a movie audition that's not all quite what it seems. They vanish without a trace. Tom Cruise and his Scientology Brigade had abducted them with hopes to indoctrinate them. Charlie Sheen and Kanye West hear about this, and take it within themselves to defeat Tom Cruise and win!
Robot Chicken - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Complete
Classic Comedy Edition
This time around, Robot Chicken is tackling a subject it's never done before. Old Comedy Teams!
Robot Chicken - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Complete