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Joined 11-23-14, id: 6302300, Profile Updated: 10-10-22
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Legend of the Seeker, Teen Wolf, and Game of Thrones.

Name: Classified as a national secret

Sex: If you are offering, are attractive, and of age, I'll accept

Age: According to my niece - old

For all those who have noticed I have written several stories that are not finished - please don't bitch at me - my mind and muse are rather fickle.

I'm back bitches - I know it's been a long time since I've uploaded any content or updated anything, but hey I'm a college student with an iffy work ethic give me a break. I have started work on a couple of stories and have plans to upload in the near future. In other news, I have started a P A T R E O N so please if you're feeling generous and/or like my work look me up at https://www..com/LordHades666.

Planned stories include (as well as potential updates):

Harry Potter: Sidhe Lord - a story where James (coercive rapist) Potter is NOT in fact Harry's daddy

The Reynes are back in town - in which House Reyne was not razed in its entirety

The White Lion - what if dragons weren't the only magic to come back to Westeros

Son of Sithis: The DragonFox - in which the Lilmothiit fox people of Argonia didn't die out

Hadriax Hale will likely be redone and continued

I will continue to take any advice or criticisms with my usual sarcastic grace. If anyone has suggestions or story ideas feel free to pitch them to me.

For those of you who I know will be upset about some of the things I put into my stories here's a list of things I disagree with and tend to correct if I can in the fanons I tend to write in:

Harry Potter:

- The fuck ton of plot holes

- A magic world with very little magic

- A separate "magic" world with no discernible culture beyond systemic prejudice

- An ill defined, ill-conceived magic system with no clear limitations or explanations thereof

- Wands suck (seriously magic wands, are they fucking fairy godmothers?)

- Not admitting that a. what the Dursley's did to Harry was child abuse/neglect and b. that victims of child abuse/neglect rarely go on to be normal/functioning members of society with or with out therapy

- James Potter is a rapist/stalker; hounding a woman/girl for years until she finally breaks down and goes out with you is coercion, having sex with her under such circumstances is tantamount to rape

- Molly getting Arthur Weasley with love potions, it's rape people - the same frickin thing as slipping a roofie or other drugs that make the victim suggestible

- Harry (and others, especially Severus) not recognizing that Halloween was the night his parents died and thinking "hey, maybe celebrating the anniversary of his parents' deaths is a touch fucked up"

- The bizarre nature of the prophesied hero being weak and moronic as all get out (we see Harry do exactly one piece of particularly powerful magic - the patronus, that's it)

- The lack of real characterization (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, etc. are all depicted as really one dimensional with very little true depth to their characters even as they "grow up" and the adult characters are essentially tropes with little beyond that identifying them as original characters)

- The whole ridiculous "Lily never forgiving Snape for insulting her the one time" thing (and then proceeding to ignore 5 or so years of systemic abuse inflicted upon her "best friend" by the "man" she marries)

- Snape being an abusive asshole (the abused rarely grow up to become abusers themselves, that's a line the media likes to push but it's patently untrue)

GOT (specifically the tv series, I haven't read the books yet although I suppose I really should):

- The weird hatred when it comes to incest (especially Jon and Dany) when it is fairly common among cousins (first cousins at that- which is the same degree of separation between uncles/aunts and nieces/nephews) in both this world and the real world (hell the Queen and Prince Philip were second cousins)

- The depiction of Cersei as a caring/competent mother really doesn't make sense with her narcissism and alcoholism

- The lack of any discernible magic other than "magical/prophetic" dreams, magical creatures, and the ability to control magical creatures (warging - the word warg was stolen from Tolkien too which bugs me) despite descriptions of magic in the history of the world

- No real cultural significance or norms given to the various religions despite heavy focus on them (for example, no real descriptions of how the old religion is practiced save prayer beneath the weirwoods and guest right)

Elder Scrolls:

- The guild questlines in Skyrim and the monotony of the side quests

- The lack of impact race, gender, and actions seem to have (granted that's more a game mechanics thing than a lore issue, so perhaps it can just be forgotten)

- The shitty magic system (again a game mechanics thing - the way magic is portrayed in the lore is significantly more versatile and powerful)

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A Taste of Magic by WokFriedIce reviews
Magic is easy to see, to feel, to hear, to touch. The magic on the plate and the palate, however, is one that Magicals and Muggles alike can appreciate. Harry Potter will go on a journey to find the taste that he is looking for, and the magic that exists in meals made and meals shared. An AU slice-of-life story with an eventual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 177 - Words: 980,243 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 21h - Published: 4/24/2023 - Harry P., Pansy P., Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 700,968 - Reviews: 14358 - Favs: 21,807 - Follows: 24,253 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Song of A Northern Sorcerer by ffdrake reviews
Darth Nox crash lands onto the frozen land of the North after barely escaping an ambush from the Zakuul Empire. Alone and without resources and with no hope of rescue, Nox decides to make the best of his situation and attaches himself to nearest available option until he can rebuild his powerbase and influence. And with his arrival, the fate of Westeros will be forever changed.
Crossover - Star Wars & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 917,875 - Reviews: 4770 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 8,679 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Sith I., Jon S.
Dragon Chronicles 2: Harry Potter, Dragon Whisperer by Stargon1 reviews
Being a parselmouth, Harry is hired by all of the Dragon Sanctuaries. His new job: to travel the world, check on all the dragons, talk to them and learn about them. The dragons have also heard of Harry's talent - as an artist and they can be pushy about having their portrait painted. With dragons, magizoologists and shades of Dark Lords after him, Harry's life is anything but dull.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,775 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 6,360 - Follows: 8,168 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 6/5/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Charlie W., Daphne G. - Complete
Two Minds, One Wand by RobertWilsonWriting reviews
After the graveyard resurrection, Harry wakes with Tom's memories, their minds seeping together like a broken egg yolk. Memories of spells and battle, domination and lust. Power beyond measure - and he was going to use it. Hogwarts wasn't going to know what hit it. (Harry X Multi, Lemons)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 77 - Words: 600,505 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 6/28/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.
A Friend by TheOneAndOnlyEnigma reviews
Severus didn't know it but his new friend would bring him excitement and adventure that would make The Marauders jealous. Friendship. Alternate Universe, and Non-Canon Compliant. Rated M for Language, Graphic Violence and Sexual Content in later chapters. Minor Original Character Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 254,361 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/27/2023 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] [OC, Bellatrix L.]
Metagaming? by Noodlehammer reviews
Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 474,013 - Reviews: 6921 - Favs: 8,202 - Follows: 8,753 - Updated: 9/20/2023 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Complete
Dragon Age: A Wizard's Origins by zugrian reviews
All of the Grey Wardens lie dead at Ostagar alongside the king. Ferelden is in turmoil, and the only hope to stop the Blight is a stranger from another world. Harry Potter thought that he had escaped a world full of war and destruction, but it seems his task may never be complete. He may not be the hero Ferelden needs, but he's the only chance they've got left.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 207,828 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 6/20/2023 - Published: 12/1/2020 - Harry P., Morrigan
Serpentine by darkfire1220 reviews
The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way; by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that may protect or destroy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,440 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 7,237 - Follows: 8,785 - Updated: 6/10/2023 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Basilisk
Stolen Heir by kaotic312 reviews
Who is Kili's father? Kili doesn't know. Thorin doesn't know. Dis knows, but she's not telling. What does he do when he finds out she left him while carrying his son? Alternative ending to BOFA. Overprotective dwarves. Overprotective families. Thorin, Fili and Kili live. Hurt/Comfort. Angst with a Happy Ending. Eventual Kili/Tauriel.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 610,206 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 8/27/2014
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 7,822 - Follows: 5,073 - Updated: 5/8/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 277,162 - Reviews: 5539 - Favs: 9,687 - Follows: 10,129 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
A Prince Rising by Syl reviews
Sixteen-year-old Severus leaves Hogwarts to attend school in the U.S., and possibly pursue a new life. But what of the growing darkness back home that threatens Lily and all he's ever known? (This story is an AU and does not follow HP canon!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,962 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Marauders
Coldharbour's Children by Ms Katonic reviews
A year free and the Reach is celebrating. But a new enemy is on the horizon and when he strikes at the heart of Cicero and Eola's families, it'll take all their resources to fight back. That, and help from some unlikely new friends.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,244 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Kodlak Whitemane, Madanach, Serana
The Line Begins to Blur by Virus Vescichetta reviews
All Kailev-Tel wants is to be just another nameless Argonian wandering the roads of Tamriel, but being the Dragonborn kind of complicates that. Thankfully the women of Skyrim are happy to show him the benefits of being a living legend.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 155,368 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29846 - Favs: 33,357 - Follows: 20,369 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10767 - Favs: 28,657 - Follows: 16,054 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,774 - Follows: 6,040 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Enemy's Enemy by PBrules reviews
Post OoTP. Alternate Timeline. Harry's had a wretched summer. To top it off, Dumbledore insists he continue studies in Occlumency with the dreaded Severus Snape. Will he and Snape learn to get along? NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 161,376 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Lord Rahl, King of Westeros reviews
King Robert has a bastard son with the heir of D'Hara - how will magic and the Rahls affect the Game OC/Arya (abandoned)
Crossover - Legend of the Seeker & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2016
Lords of the Celtic Isles reviews
Harry Potter blinded at the age of nine and an incredible swordsman is a lord in the magical world and must learn to survive in this cutthroat world of politics, duels, and honor, all the while dealing with the dark lord
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015
Hadriax Hale reviews
Hadriax Hale grew up abused and mistreated by the Potter family see what happens as the world discover he is the true boy-who-lived sorry terrible at summaries READ THE STORY
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Harry P., Allison A., Daphne G., Astoria G.]