When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story. [Tomione] COMPLETE!

Why do Hermione and Severus keep dreaming of each other? And why are they always in a bordello?

"Merlin's saggy ballsack, since when has Granger had decent tits?" Their affair started in a ballroom, centred on a series of jewellery heists, migrated to a closet, and became very complicated in the process. Being stuck between a rock and a hard place didn't begin to describe it, especially when Hermione's rock was a blood magic curse and the hard place was Severus Snape. Rated M

In Eighth Year, Hermione discovers she’s dying from a curse cast during her torture at Malfoy Manor. It’s been slowly killing her for months. Professor Snape, an embittered and scarred survivor, begrudgingly offers to pursue a cure for her while she remains a student at Hogwarts. She decides to accept. Severus/Hermione.

Some time after the second wizarding war, there is a man living in Grimmauld Place: a complete stranger who is somehow familiar. A love story.

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”

500 points from Gryffindor! The largest single point deduction in Hogwarts history. Headmaster Snape is determined to make Hermione Granger earn the points back . . . the hard way. But the big question is 'Why'

Hermione Granger finds herself locked in a room together with the last person she'd expect...her former Potions Professor. It quickly becomes apparent that the room has very unusual properties and that Snape knows much more than he's letting on. Unfortunately for him, Hermione is very good at getting answers. Canon-divergent starting from the horcrux hunt in book 7.

It had taken the better part of nine years to get the miserable bastard to the altar, and now, after a mere three months of connubial bliss, he was bloody well dying on her. Humor, NSFW, complete in two parts.

[HG/SS] Hermione finds herself in Azkaban after the war only to find it may not be as bad as she thought. (COMPLETE)

When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.

Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.

Hermione Granger has paid for an hour alone with a Severus Snape look-alike. At least she thinks she has. Mature readers only.

Six days after Severus had returned to Spinner's End for the summer, a witch crossed the line of his wards, walked through his front door, and sat on the edge of the sofa that she shouldn't have been able to see. She smiled at him, and then she vanished, leaving her clothes and belongings behind.

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between mis-numbered houses. Something to prove that magic was real. Eventual SS/HG. AU with purpose.

She brings him tea and sits next to him in the Library and before they know it, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are using each other to heal from the war. Tea and silence becomes something far, far more.

COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.

"Relax, Granger. I wanted a smoke. Then I wanted another. What better place to light up than in Hermione Granger's non-smoking stairwell? There's a bit of poetic justice to that, isn't there?"

Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.

“The boy is a Horcrux. In order for Voldemort to be truly gone, the boy must die.” But his deal had never been with Dumbledore, it had always been with Lily. By teaching Granger the Dark Arts, he could corrupt Potter's soul and save his life. SSHG

Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.

When an unexpected candidate turns up to be interviewed by Hermione, she finds herself reacting in an even more unexpected way. Shortish. Older readers, please. DM/HG.

Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.

After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

A teacher's dilemma. A drama in three parts. SSHG

Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...

Devastated by Ron's death, Hermione distracts herself by focusing on Severus Snape's mysterious demise. What she finds when she unravels the mystery will change both her life and the wizarding world forever. SSHG, T now, M later. Slight AU, DH spoilers.

What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot

Harry is all alone at a time when he needs companionship most. How will he cope when he has much pent up frustration and no one to take it out on?

This is not a serious story. You have been warned.

Then they'd handed me over to Bellatrix Lestrange, who'd then given me to Snape. I'd thought it a blessing at the time. I thought we were almost friends everything you ever said to me was a lie. ...What if the Dark Lord won? HGSS, not HBP compliant.

A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV

Hogwart's first trip to the zoo. R&R if you please.

A little parody; the things that bugged me in OotP, over accentuated. Cho is extra menstrual, Harry is extra pissy, and everyone is horny. Complete R&R please!

A loud bang is heard through the Great Hall all the surrounding students look up it seems that a large hole has been punched in the northern wall by...a giant metallic badger...

Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!

Yeah, actually a pretty lame story I wrote while I was uppy on mocha. Read, review, and hug your inner beaver...

A story of two people in the right place at the right time. Two misunderstood personalities finally find love.

PG for swearing and hinted slash. This is a spoof of the movie Prisoner of Azkaban! With Cluedo refrences, shipping war indications and MURDEROUS INTENTIONS! This is one mad, crazy, drunk spoof by yours truely!

Harry and his two best friends were exploring the depths of Diagon Alley when they come across the unexpected. What will happen? Read to find out...One shot story. YAY!

Humor fic. Supposedly funny. Give it try, what've you got to loose?