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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

What do you want to know?

I love to write, although I haven't in years.

I love to read and am just getting back into fan fiction.

I'd love to write something for you guys but it won't be in my usual Dramione range. In fact, I kind of want to head all the way back to the Marauder era and write us a JamesxLily fic.

Yeah, stick around for the new story.

So I've deleted all my one-shots and WIP's because a) no one reads them and b) I'm just never going to finish them. I am leaving INOAD up because there are people out there who like it. I will be the first to admit that it is not a quality story. I was 12/13 when I wrote it, it's completely OOC and the plot is from another a movie. It is, however, the only fanfic that I have ever completed and because people are still reading it I won't get rid of it.

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Blood of Mud, Wing of Bat by whippy reviews
Two decades post-Hogwarts, Hermione is married to Chudley Cannons Beater Ron Weasley and working for successful inventor Sibyll Trelawney. Then she is asked to work with Draco Malfoy. Can her job and marriage survive the test?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 196,825 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/16/2021 - Published: 2/8/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Summer With The Grangers by draco-severus-mmm reviews
AU WIP Ch45 up Draco has been targeted to be Voldemort's righthand man throughout 6th year, and the only way to avoid this horrible destiny is to be removed from the Wizarding World over summer. Where will he stay? With the Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 197,812 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12193 - Favs: 12,438 - Follows: 10,274 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5426 - Favs: 6,815 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Animal Instincts by cookie crumbs reviews
Ever since Hermione had wandered into Draco's room one night, he's been acting strange around her. Licking her neck, sniffing her and getting very, very jealous whenever another guy comes near her strange....what's up with him? Draco.Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Caught Off Guard: The Hooligan of Hogwarts by Maevenly reviews
Seventh Year: A Pranking Competition and Romance... Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dean, Lavender, Draco and the rest of the crew are going to have a lighthearted September and October!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,395 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mind Games? by Green Flames reviews
NEW CHAPTER!Always knew you wanted to read my thoughts, Granger.' 'Why yes Malfoy I'm just dying having your thoughts in my head.' What do you get when two enemies are able read each others thoughts. AU & OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6884 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Unfortunately Do by The Apple After Poison reviews
Hermione and Draco are forced into a marriage neither are happy about until alot of unexpected visitors, encounters and problems arise throuhgout there year at Hogwarts. Finally Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,158 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pick Me! Pick Me! by Avora SaDiablo reviews
Don't read this. This is old, terrible, full of bad cliches and horrible teenage writing habits. It will not be revamped, it will not be continued, and is only here to serve to remind me where I've come from.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Ship Drabbles by Dizi 85 reviews
I do not follow a ship, and really i dont give a rip :P DRABBLES from RAGEPOINTS work! first chptr NOT mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P.
The Boy Who Loved Lily by languidbones reviews
Prankfests and shouting matches come to an abrupt halt when Lily punches James in the face... then again, maybe not! MWPP, LJ, lovehate. rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Argument by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Companion piece to the Death Eater Files. Voldy and I exchange insults in the form of letters. In, of course, 55 words or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Voldemort
Memories Remain by Tulips and Jill reviews
Draco lowered his wand with a wounded and aching expression. He took a deep breath and pointed his wand at her once more. “I meant every word of it. But not one word of it can ever be. Goodbye.” DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,690 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something New by isthill reviews
For Witchy. Happy Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roving Hands by mizzangsty88 reviews
CHAPTER 3 is up! Draco steals Hermione's diary. She does what she can to get it back...please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco's Birthday Present by bitchfit26 reviews
Take a peek at what Blaise got Draco for his birthday...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bookworm and the Blonde by copyright reviews
It is 7th year of Hogwarts and just when you thought cliche's couldn't get any worse, I started writing this. Dramione goodness in less than 3000 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ferret by MidnightBlossom reviews
He never knew mud tasted so sweet... “AHHHHHH!” Get out you pervert!” yelled a flushed and yet infuriated Granger trying desperately to cover herself. That night he got a nasty scar on his left eyebrow from the razor Granger threw at his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,885 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mistaken Mistress by Butterflly reviews
Hermione and Ron are going out, but Hermione has secretly been Draco's mistress for the past two years. Then something unexpected happens, and choices have to be made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 40,841 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Is My Life by flying turd reviews
I was standing their in my bra and undies, frozen midway through a dance move, with salad on my face as three of the schools hottest hunks stared at me... Embarrasing, no?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by sexyslytherin2 reviews
COMPLETE! six years after Hogwarts.... Hermione's best kept secret makes its way to Draco, and Hermione must decide if she is willing to put her grudge behind her for love again. CHAPTER 16 POSTED... LAST CHAPTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,430 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fred's new obsession by hermionewannabe777 reviews
Hermione goes to stay at the burow and Fred finds a new hobby getting Hermione to like him.Rated for slight language and maybe other stuff. please read and review! the stories better than the summary, sorry i suck at them
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by miss1nformation reviews
The trio and their old school friends get together for a reunion of sorts. They end up playing a rousing game of TruthorDare...among other things. OOC. Sequel Behind Closed Doors now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 6,268 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
All I Want by omelette du fromage reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been denying their feelings for too long. Now they've made Head Boy and Girl. Can they continue to keep their feelings concealed while they share a dorm area and work together? Sequel to All I Need
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,567 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Need by omelette du fromage reviews
Ron and Hermione seemed like Hogwarts' perfect couple. One fateful night, Prefect Draco Malfoy catches them in an awkward position. Prefect Hermione Granger makes him an offer he can't refuse. What will Ron think when he learns about their deal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,022 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truthbrall by justanormalgirl357 reviews
A little game of truth is played. The catch? There is no way they can lie. SeamusDean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Yes or No by schye reviews
Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Meet the Black Sisters by SacredMagyck reviews
(New Chapter) The story of the three Black sisters as they try and survive screwed up potions, drugs, love, growing up, mean teachers, and anything else the author can dream up in his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,608 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Married to a Malfoy by Undying at Midsummer reviews
When Hermione Granger is informed that her parents are Squibs and she is betrothed to Draco Malfoy, her life is turned upside down. Many unwanted things come with being married to a Malfoy. She hates it, then she starts to fall for Draco himself.HGDM.FI
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,984 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stolen Kisses by SacredMagyck reviews
(NEW CHAPTER!)"If only…" she sighed watching the crescent moon begin its ascent into the heavens. "Not to worry dear. Your Fairy God-Mother has arrived," twittered a man’s voice. Lucius stepped from the shadows and curtsied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Severus S.
WTF! by Cold-eyes-for-you reviews
COMPLETE!Hermione is dating the most popular boy in high school...Draco! Meanwhile, Harry and Ron are trying to teach their new Hermione to be conservative and keep her hands off Malfoy! Is the new hermione more than they can handle!R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What goes on in the teacher's lounge by Twistique reviews
Rated "R" just to be safe. SB&HG. Hermione, Sirius, Remus, Draco, Blaise and Luna have all returned to Hogwarts to teach, along with the old staff. Written for FUN! And.. What REALLY happens in the teacher's lounge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
A game by Simon Silvertongue reviews
A short story. Can't really imagine anything shorter than this one. There are few stories on fanfiction.net that has more reviews than words, and this is one of them!
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2004
Balance of Power by Jinni Wolves reviews
Hopefully a DMHG, Draco kisses...Hermione gets along with...Ron and Harry are banned...Hermione pregnant?2 Ravenclaws, 4 Slytherins and 1 Gryffindor skipping down the hall...Butterbeer and Firewhisky?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oops Pregnancy by blonde-with-her-moments reviews
Hermione’s pregnant. And you’ll never guess who by. But it is even stranger who comforts her. I bet you can guess. But hey it’ll probably take you a while to figure out who the father is. Here are 3 clues. It isn’t Harry, Ron or Draco. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,531 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Questions by schye reviews
[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
In Need of a Date reviews
Hermione and Ron were getting married until 3 days before the wedding Ron sleeps with another witch. Now, 5 years later, Harry and Ginny are getting married. Not wanting to turn up alone Hermione hires an escort. But what happens when her escort is Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete