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Author has written 26 stories for Hellsing, Kuroshitsuji, Black Lagoon, Sherlock, and Drifters/ドリフターズ.

From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer

Council Chambers
Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
1431 Wallachia Ave.
Sighisoara, Transylvania

From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide

Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.

It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.

Grievance the First: Lifestyle

It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.

Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.

Grievance the Second: Method

Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:

"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."

Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.

A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.

Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan

As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.

By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.

Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power

Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.

Default Vampire powers are the following:
Increased strength
Increased speed
Enhanced senses
Telepathy
Familiars among the animal kind and limited shapeshifting of a related nature

Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.

Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.

Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."

Further Comments:

President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.

Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.

Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.

Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.

Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.

Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.

Council Notes:

-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.

-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.

-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.

-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.

-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.

Sincerely,
Vladimir Dracula, Count (President)
Proinsias Cassidy (Head of Human Relations Department)
Saya Otonashi (Deputy Head of Human Relations Department)
Angelus (Redemptions and Counseling)
Louise de Pointe du Lac (Chief Historian)
Seras Victoria (Head of Security)

Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.

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There are many stories on here that are very, very cringeworthy, and that is because they were written when I was just beginning to write. I keep them on here because people may like them, and also because I take it as a sign that I'm improving as a writer. Five years have passed since my very first story- the Black Butler one.

Dear God, is it cringey. I'm certain that five more years down the line, I'll find my current writing horrendous, too.

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Opposing Forces by SoundofInsurrection reviews
Free of Hellsing control, Alucard leaves Seras & Walter in England to see to a potential threat in USA. What seems an easy mission quickly gets complicated by unknown motives of Iscariot and local vampire hierarchy. The Vampire King must reevaluate his plans as the fates of two innocent humans caught in the crossfire fall to him to save or let perish. Read 1st chap A/N for details
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 74 - Words: 741,573 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Alexander, Alucard, Seras, Walter
L'Amour Et La Mort by Miazaki-san reviews
Family had always been important to Olivia, and when she had lost her own, she was determined to make sure nothing took her new one away from her. Even if her new family consisted of a skirt chaser, a foul mouthed butler, and the King of Vampires.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 306,998 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Alucard, OC] Walter
Civilities by Della-Avril reviews
Seras Victoria is the unmarried eldest daughter of a social-climbing London family. By what seems a stroke of good luck, Seras attracts the attention of a foreign nobleman. [AU][AxS]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,131 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Alucard, Seras
Satis by Eiserne reviews
Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,219 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras
The Hellsing Maid by Miraerys reviews
Independent short stories about a childless and widowed Hellsing maid. Worn and disillusioned by time and the brashness of her youth, she waits for everlasting peace, whatever that means anymore. Centred around an elderly original character and interactions with canon. The story focuses on mortality and humanity in the lens of loss and aging. Most chapters are independent.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Integra, Seras, Walter, OC
The Deal by Lilly Dolittle reviews
The Dark One is about to break one of his rules. He is about to make a deal like never before. But when he looks into the tear soaked eyes before him he can't help but be OK with his decision. "Bell, my dearest; I am about to do something very foolish."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] [OC, Archie H./Jiminy Cricket]
Hellsing: Retribution by sunkissedvampire reviews
The legacy of defeat by a weak creature such as man, to hide in the shadows while the world slowly rots and men waste away in front of their screens. There is no grandeur left here: no opulent wars, no honor in death, no secrets or darkness to discover. It has all been fought, killed, and seen by us and our enemies. This world is dead. A new one must be created in its place.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,402 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/9/2020 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras
In the Dark (i'll show you everything) by northpeach reviews
Regret is a powerful source of motivation and purpose. When combined with the supernatural and a castle that can hop through time and space? Miracles can happen. When Trevor, newly fifteen years old, got thrown into that church to take care of some vengeful spirit, he really wasn't expecting Dracula. (cowritten with wolfsrainrules)
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 12/3/2018
Search the Darkness by WaywardLassie reviews
And there she was: a lovely contradiction of everything dark and base he believed about humanity looking him in the eye and challenging him to change. Such a chance did not offer itself too often anymore. His expression softened for the first time since she had arrived. "I think I might like you." Vlad politely bowed to Lisa. Vlad x Lisa (Castlevania anime)
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,631 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Alucard, Dracula, Lisa T.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Vampire by callofthevoid reviews
Growing up with a pet vampire isn't as sensational as they made it out to be. Join us on the daily shenanigans of the young master and her monster. A collection of AxI oneshots. EDITING.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Alucard, Integra
Things That Go Bump in the Night by It's Almost A Secret reviews
A series of loosely connected oneshots focusing on Seras during the 30 year gap in the OVA.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,440 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/5/2018 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Seras - Complete
The Inevitable by Soul93 reviews
Alucard's courtship of his master. Or all the shenanigans Integra had to put up with. Canon compliant
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,337 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Alucard, Integra]
A Girl and Her Monster by Petracore reviews
In which a little girl and an old monster learn to trust each other. Rating might go up for later chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,297 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
A Moment Here and There by VampireDA3 reviews
A Moment Here and There is just that, a collection of random events within Hellsing over the years.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
Thirty Pieces of Silver by CautiousCookie reviews
Growing up under the watchful eye of Father Anderson wasn't always easy. After learning to tamp down her childhood interest in the supernatural, Maria matured into a proper, young, Catholic woman with enough of her guardian's confidence to do some volunteer work in England. But what will happen when she encounters a dark, handsome stranger on a lonely walk home one night?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,574 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Alucard, OC] Alexander
Eternal Sin by Ayame99 reviews
Thirty years later, Alucard wants nothing more than to have Integra be by his side for all eternity as his No Life Queen. Before they get a chance to truly rediscover each other, a new threat creeps upon them, a freak organization behind vampire burning rituals, an imposter posing as Alucard and a manic priest recruiting Watchers/Seekers. Integra will do what it takes to stop them.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 201,839 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Alucard, Integra, Pip, Seras - Complete
Snow White by Eiserne reviews
Once upon a time, a queen wished for a child who was as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as ebony. Be careful what you wish for. AU. AxI. Complete.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,444 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/1/2011 - [Alucard, Integra] [Pip, Seras] - Complete
The Witch House by Petracore reviews
In an effort to improve the UK's political relations, the Queen orders Hellsing to the dank, swampy forests of France's corner. As eager and bloodthirsty as ever, Alucard, along with an exasperated Seras and Pip, head into the lair of a strange and wicked creature. Meanwhile, Integra struggles with harsh lessons learned in the modern era of vampire-hunting.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,174 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Alucard, Integra] [Pip, Seras]
Life Line Made of Red Ribbon by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard, Integra, Walter, Seras, Pip, Anderson, and...Maxwell... Hellsing recieves a little gift from the Iscariots...one that plants eyes and ears within the walls of the organization.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,195 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
Boarding School by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent to infiltrate a boarding school
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,907 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alucard, Seras
Once Upon A Time by geminigrrl reviews
Sebastian had vowed to be loyal and dutifully serve Ciel Phantomhive "until the very end." So who was Vanessa Hammond and just what exactly was it about her that made the demon butler falter in his duties? SebastianxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 195,065 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Within Plain Sight by DarenDoe reviews
Attending university is often seen as an important and pivotal - albeit fun - time in one's life. But for officer Seras Victoria, it is only a mission. An undercover one. Infiltrate, gain trust, gather intel. Why have students been disappearing into the night? Why is there such a large occult following? Who is Seras' "admirer" and why are they aiding her?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras
Flesh and Blood by Kanotari reviews
Alucard is forced to work with Alexander Anderson, infiltrating a monastery in the guise of a Catholic priest to track down a vampire hiding inside.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,370 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Alucard, Alexander
Changes in the Aftermath by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Set after the end of the manga (so spoilers) - Interaction between Hellsing and the Iscariot is disrupted by the return of the Vampire Alucard, and his reintroduction into their business - as well as the new head of the Iscariot, Chief Makube, and Heinkel Wolfe.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Alucard, Heinkel, Integra, Seras - Complete
Death is No Respecter of Demons Part 1 His Butler: Tailer Made by Candace Lee reviews
Young Earl Ciel Phantomhive gets more than he bargained for while trying to help a hunted young girl without her memories find her proper place as her lost past begins to come to light, and Sebastian soon becomes uneasy with her odd behavior. If humans live in fear of demons lying in wait, poised to devour their eternal souls…then what, I wonder, do demons live in fear of?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Ciel P., Finnian, Mey-Rin, Sebastian M.
Across The Sea of Time by Empress of Anime reviews
Sebastian has had many different encounters in his lifetime. What happens when an old "friend" comes to visit? Sebastian X OC.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC
Scattered Petals by SpringFallionLettuce reviews
When two girls running from the law end up finding something they shouldn't have, they are sent back to the Victorian Era, literally falling out of the sky. As they try to adjust to living with the Queen's Watchdog and his demonic butler, will they ever find a way home? The younger of the two is debating whether she wants to or not anymore... [Sebastian/OC] [William/OC]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015
Where Nightmares and Darkness Meet by Takada Saiko reviews
One month after Rumple and Belle are married nightmares begin to plague Storybrooke. Henry sees it as an opportunity to grow closer to his grandfather while they search for answers, but they may find that even nightmares can have dangerous outcomes when mixed with powerful blood magic, especially when they find their enemy is using the blood of someone they thought they'd lost. AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,706 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] Henry Mills, Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
All Hallows' Eve by Aynaa reviews
Once a year on the 31st of October the gateway between the world of the living and the world of the dead opens for one night. Evil spirits and restless ghosts are seeking for human vessels and at Phantomhive Manor they might have found someone…
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Sunrise in Jerusalem by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
"You traded God for power and even though you are practically omnipotent and near-immortal you still sought out a new God in Abraham and any human who showed the pride and courage that exists nowhere in you." Alucard's time spent beyond reality and time as told in 9.5k words.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Dear Saint Anthony by PenNameSmith reviews
It's funny what can go missing when you're not paying attention. Fortunately, Anderson is used to dealing with lost children.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alexander, Seras - Complete
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Descent reviews
After Alucard's return, Integra has a decision to make. Rated M for sexual content.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2019 - [Alucard, Integra] - Complete
The Man in Red reviews
"Tell me, Sherlock Holmes. Have you ever met a real monster before?" Set in the middle of Season Two, the residents of 221B Baker Street must uncover a deep, dark secret hidden away under the British government. When an underground organization calls on Sherlock for help, is the genius detective in over his head?
Crossover - Hellsing & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,486 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 2/8/2017
Homecoming reviews
Alucard returns after nearly six years of near endless violence to find something, or someone, much more peaceful waiting for him.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2018 - [Alucard, Integra] OC - Complete
Angry Bird reviews
Alucard has a run-in with a very rude pet bird after a mission one night. T for language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Strange Perdition reviews
Takes place at the beginning of the Drifters series, but at the (relative) end of Hellsing. Alucard, after his defeat during London's battle, is sent to a strange world to meet the warriors of eras long past.
Crossover - Hellsing & Drifters/ドリフターズ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 172 - Published: 3/19/2017
Three Words reviews
Alucard is forced to make a difficult decision while haunted by the ghosts of his past, present, and future.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2017
Undercover reviews
Alucard is sent to an average suburban household to deal with a curious vampire threat. What happens when he has to chaperone three oddball children without giving away what he is?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2016
Secrets reviews
There's a lot of stuff Seras doesn't know about her master.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
"Everything felt so surreal when the nameless man awoke with a hole slowly sealing in his head. It didn't hurt, though he understood that he had somehow been shot directly between his eyes. And did not die." Alucard has somehow lost his memories. And with his memories comes the loss of the Hellsing seals. How will he view those he once cherished through a stranger's eyes?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,160 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 5/16/2016
Question reviews
Seras's daughter asks her grandpa a question.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2016
Bittersweet reviews
Seras's wedding did not turn out the way she thought it would.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [Seras, Pip] [Alucard, Integra] - Complete
Behind Bars reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent to an English penitentiary in order to solve a murder case revolving around a suspected vampire. What are its motives? Why a prison? How can it escape detection so easily? Whatever the stakes, the Hellsing Organization is sure to find out.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015
Beloved Adversary reviews
A macabre dance between human and monster ensues on the bloodstained field of a moonlit night.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The Black Huntsman reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent on a mission to Roanipur to negotiate with Balalaika. But Alucard is no ambassador, and Hotel Moscow has some pretty substantial enemies. It doesn't help that there's a bounty over Alucard's head, either. When all the criminals in the city learn about the fortune to be had, the Lagoon crew is in store for the ride of a lifetime.
Crossover - Hellsing & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/20/2016
Hellsing's Dog reviews
Not what you'd think from the title; it's Hellsing's Dog in the literal sense.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras
Seras and the Bad Date reviews
Seras has a bad experience when she goes on a date with a guy she only just met, and Alucard is there to comfort her in the aftermath.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Alucard, Integra, Seras - Complete
Age reviews
Alucard finds a friend in the most unlikely of places and discovers a little about himself and the world around him.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Alucard, Seras, OC
The No-Life King's Daughter reviews
A new set of troubles arises for the Hellsing organization when Alucard mysteriously disappears and Integra is placed in a coma. When it comes down to Alucard to return to his master, he has to do it alone... or so he thought. A new group arises to cause chaos to London, and once again it is up to our protagonists to defend their home, their friends... and their family.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,986 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 2/27/2015
Why? reviews
There were three moments in Alucard's life that he could have died. Three instances where he could have succumbed to his fate. After delving into why he kept going after being defeated, both his fledgling and master are shocked to hear his answer.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015
The Drinking Game reviews
What would happen if the members of Hellsing were to compete in a contest of who can hold their liquor the longest? The video camera captures all without bias: every single embarrassing movement each person (or vampire) makes. A funny oneshot I made out of procrastination. Contains very light shipping of AxI and PxS, but doesn't distract. Walter's here but doesn't get much action.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 7/29/2015
Seras's Long-Lost Brother reviews
When Integra suddenly has to leave on a mission to the crown, only Alucard and Seras are available to watch her infant son in her absence. In an incident involving perfectly aimed urine, Seras confesses to Alucard that a member of her past is in fact still alive. In either a spurt of kindness or cruelty, Alucard decides to hunt down her mystery family member.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras
The Most Embarrassing Night of Alucard's Life reviews
It is late at night in the Hellsing manor when Integra is shocked beyond belief. A funny one-shot idea I came up with out of the blue. Please enjoy! Rated T for a few bad words.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Silence of the Seraphs reviews
The only mission that Alucard did not enjoy completing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
Trading Places reviews
Sebastian and Alucard have both traded places. Their contracts have been altered, and everyone is excessively confused. What will happen to these poor servants? Will they be able to get back home? And how will these new arrangements sit with the masters? (Rated T for swearing, but there's not much, I promise!) ON HIATUS- SORRY GUYS!
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,660 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014
The Forbidden reviews
Sebastian finds out he has ties to a human girl after the completion of the contract. I am horrible with descriptions, but please give this a shot! It just may surprise you!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Sebastian M., OC - Complete
The End reviews
Integra Hellsing is lying on her deathbed with no other company than Alucard, her servant for life. Time goes into flashbacks as they both reminisce over what transpired, and how they both changed.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Alucard, Integra - Complete