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Joined 07-13-04, id: 630869, Profile Updated: 04-06-11
Author has written 17 stories for Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, Master and Commander, Wind On Fire, and Harry Potter.

Hey I'm Lucie, I like to write comedies, or really really dramatic stories/poems/screenplays. CHEESEY! Favourite topics are probably LOTR and Jurassic Park. I am a hugggggge JP fan, especially since I turned into Alan Grant recently. (don't ask). I watched JP1 21 times in 3 weeks. That film just never gets boring. Also a fan of the books. Just wanna say here, as Dinophilia is my main story-

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Nope nothing at all, it's all down to Crichton. Good man. Well I do own Sparky. Sparky's mine. no one can take him away form me. Nothing and no one. And I own Frederick Stefanopolisnopolopolaspopodopolous. And kinda own Bob Muldoon, he IS Robert's brother they AREN'T the same person. DON'T SUE ME PLEASE. I own some more stuff but Sparky's the one I can't afford to lose. My friends would kill me.

I also am obsessed over LOTR, and Pippin/Billy Boyd-ANY friend of mine can tell you I'm completely head over heels for him. I MET HIM OH MY GOD THAT WAS A MONTH AGO AND I'M STIL ON A BILLY HIGH! he smells really nice. OK, ok I know I gotta do this too...

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH LOTR! NOTHING! I'M NOT A RELATIVE OF TOLKIEN AT ALL-though i could be, then I'd be laughing-THE ONLY THING I CLAIM ABOUT THE TOLKIEN FAMILY IS THAT ROYD TOLKIEN IS GODDAMN CUTE-

I met him too, smells really ncie also-so there you go. I do own the plotlines, and the characters you've never heard of, and if anyone steals my story I'LL SUE YOU BITCH! Thank you. bows LINGLEBY! From Master and Commander which is awkward to type so M&C, yeah I love him he rocks. BLESS HIM AWWWWWW DON'T BE SUICIDAL but ah ha ha we asked Billy and he says he smiles all the time YAY Lee Ingleby this is by the way we just know him as Lingleby cos I can't pronounce Lee Ingleby. Wow there weren't any fullstops there for a while. Ok, ok, it's coming...

Disclaimer: I own nothing from M&C, only thing I own, co-own with FLicky actually, is the plotline to the musical. THe SONGS I only own a few of the lyrics but everything you recognise is either cos you're weird, you can tell the future and saw it in a dream, or it's because it's the work of some other brilliant person.

I'm Evil, Schizophrenic, favourite personalities include Sméagol and Pippin, and that sentence explains my name. Enjoy Dinophilia-I wrote it in my head whilst walking on fine day with friends. Every other story is a creation which took literaly 5 minutes. I don't spend way too much time on things-I do HAVE a life. Well not really, but hey. Some of my stories involve slash, in fact most of them, and even dinosaur-man love.

My screenplay (The Quest/The Elf's Revenge) may get another instalment one day but hey only if I can be bothered. I wrote that 2 years ago for an English assignment, when I was 12. I'm 15 now, and my stories get sicker, funnier (in my opinion) and there you go. READ AND REVIEW!

I just watched a Jurassic Park 1,3,2 (in that order...no one knows why) marathon, and ARGH SPINOSAURUS SCARES THE HELL OUTTA ME THAT CREEPY THING WHAT IS IT, I MEAN COME ON IT'S EVIL I HATE THINGS WITH POINTY NOSES. I love Alan Grant. I love him I love Sam Neill I LOVE THEM!

By the by, I LOVE Voldemort, soooo much, I mean how sexy is he in the books and the films? Also, I love Ralph Fiennes to my heart's content. Sigh, cannot get enough. My Callidora and the Dark Lord's Daughter story is meant to be serious SHOCK HORROR but has its Lucieism moments at some point. There's a lot of sugar on my computer desk. Shortbread. But the story's really sweet... sniff

Disclaimer: You should know by now I don't own Harry Potter, otherwise why the hell would I be writing stuff on here? I wish I owned Voldy, but I don't, I wish I owned Callie, but, alas, she is actually real. I could even own Charlie, but nope, she's Erin's. Damn.

Also, WOF, no one knows it, its depressing. But... Disclaimer: Still don't own it!

So in short, i own nothing that could make me money...

Oh also, I don't own Family Guy or anything, but Seth MacFarlane is my soulmate.

Ta ta for now, toodles!

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Tragedy or Romance? by harrypotterloony reviews
Ever wondered why Lily and James fell in love? This story recreates the battle of love over hatred. But what about Snape? What action will he take to win back the woman he loves...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,582 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Circle of Dreams by SteeleSimz reviews
For Grant and his friends their trip to the island is about to get much more deadly. Feel free to leave a review. Chapter 12 added, chapter 13 coming soon.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,308 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 9/15/2003
Reunions by Eroll reviews
The 10th Doctor and Rose go shopping to do some redecorating, and meet an old friend. Everything isn't quite right, however, and another reunion is just around the corner...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006
CHAT ROOM: HOGWARTZ by LuciousLadyLucius reviews
Bunch of characters on an all magical chat room, they don't have a clue who eachother are though...later chapters MAY have DracoHermione pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jurassic Park meets my mind actually not by MornieGalad reviews
This is a spoof in which Hammond is trying to get Ian Malcolm back to a location with dinosaurs. Will he succeed?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
The Reunion by WeasleyWizardingWheezes12 reviews
Ron Harry and Hermione are together for a reunion ball. Everyone has changed, the biggest change is Hermione. What happened to her all these years? Where has she been? IM SO SORRY! Go to chapter 13 4 details, and for all new readers, read the story but do
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Three More by Karb3ar reviews
Three more people have been invited over the the trip to Hirago R. Which are Roger, Mandy and Nick. Also Alan is coming along but he will meet them at the airport ;)
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2004
1985: Ode to Ellie by Goslin reviews
A song parody to Bowling For Soup's 1985 about Ellie and how things got messed up for her in the books.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2004
Inept by Blooregard Q. Kazoo reviews
Hollom survives the suicide attempt by way of Lord Blakeney. Just a silly fan-girl changing the movie to suit her needs... Dedicated to all Hollom fans, I know you're out there!
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2004
Jurassic Park III by Skittley reviews
This is my version of the Jurassic Park III movie, what if Alan Grant and Ellie had a daughter when they were together, and she's now 19 years old?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
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Dinophilia III:Return of the Raptor reviews
It's back, more oddness for all! Who knows, this one might even contain a storyline!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/28/2005
WOF4 reviews
Wow, it's serious.
Wind On Fire - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2006
The Dark Lord's Daughter reviews
Sequel to 'Callidora and the Dark Lord's Daughter, this time about none other than 'The Dark Lord's Daughter'...obviously. Prequel to come also, probably called 'Callidora'. Clever, no?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Bellatrix L., Remus L.
Domestic Death Eaters reviews
Imagine pure evil in domestic fights? Tis amusing apparently, so why not write a story about it! Ok, I will, and here it is!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Callidora and the Dark Lord's Daughter reviews
Callie rocks! It's another serious fic, about Voldemort's wife and daughter...It sounds crappy, but it's darn exciting! REVIEW YOU FIENDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Voldemort, Narcissa M. - Complete
Dinophilia: The Lost Perv reviews
Ah ha! Despite the reviews of disgust, there be a sequel, for my remaining fans, and my own amusement. Read, for new characters, new plot, though not really a plot at all, and more of Sparky & Alan's BRILLIANCE!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Bad Medicine Doctor Stephen Maturin's Confession reviews
Hehehe. Thanks MissFlossy for another challenge. They just get better.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
The Prequel’s Prequel’s Sequel’s Sequel & The KP reviews
The Prequel’s Prequel’s Sequel’s Sequel and The Kleptomania ‘Posse’, to give it it's full title, is a story by moi, obviously, about random people going somewhere, and it's about LOTR, yes, yes, yes. For those who knows my, er, 'unique', style,
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004
In the Navy M&CStyle! reviews
I love being challenged. I'm so good at this. I don't care what you guys think-I AM! Don't hit me!
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2004
May It Be Grammar Lesson reviews
Yay! I like this one! It's the first in my trilogy, I dunno why i did them 3,2,1, I jsut like to be different...hehehe ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004
Hotel CaliforniaHMS Surprise reviews
Hehehehehe. The challenge was accepted, and justly fulfilled.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Hollum's Song reviews
Ach, clicky clicky, for more of the M&C musical!
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Complete
Bohemian Rhapsody reviews
More idiocy.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Complete
May you Be reviews
Story behind this explained if you clicky clicky!
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2004
Gollum's SongLament to Mrs Fish reviews
Another humourparody. I am unable to write anything else at the moment. I may show you all my brilliant writing skills and do an angst or something. But hey. Tis song's about Sméagol's failed marriage with a fish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Smeagol, Gollum - Complete
Into Your Bed reviews
It's rude, not for the unsick-minded, or weak of heartmind. Not suitable for kids, young hobnobbits, pregnant women (or men-I won't judge you) or those with erectile problems. Enjoy-another disgrace from Lucie Nash, Esq.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf
Dinophilia reviews
What's this? Vegetarian raptors and successful businessman compys? Must be madnessand that's what it is! It has Alan Grant in itwhat more do you need? WARNING! Dinosaurman relationships
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
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