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Joined 11-27-14, id: 6309106, Profile Updated: 07-28-18
Author has written 23 stories for Avengers, Disney, Vampire Diaries, 100, Family Guy, Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, Game of Thrones, and Originals.

Writing is my passion, but I'll admit, my quality can be inconsistent. Sorry bout it.

I'm on AO3 as jeffthemermaid as well.

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The Calm to Her Storm by writerspassion18 reviews
Death isn't easy, and Hermione is barely keeping herself afloat after Ron is gone. After an unlikely friendship between her kids and Draco Malfoy's son brews, something unlikely blossoms between Hermione and Draco too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,049 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 4/14 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Faking It by these-dreams-go-on reviews
Caroline and Klaus are porn stars in Los Angeles looking to start their own production company whilst determinedly ignoring the growing feelings between them
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,205 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Caroline F., Klaus]
Beach Blanket Griffin by narwhalpuppy reviews
Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire go to a beach resort in Atlantic City to investigate some crimes committed by a Satanic Cult. They soon become targets.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Cleveland, Joe S., Peter G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
The Climb by royaltylaine reviews
This is a Storybrooke AU (Father/Daughter) RumBelle. After watching after an episode of Game of Thrones, Rumple begins to have desires for his daughter Belle. What he doesn't expect, is she wants him just as bad. Check inside for tags.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
Drama in and out of the Lab by Snowflake Dazzle reviews
Hermione is sick of Draco at work; now he is interfering in her personal life. EWE. Disclaimer, I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Taking Notice by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Draco is annoyed by Hermione's hat. He proceeds to tell her just what he thinks of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oh crap, I'm pregnant by child-of-szmanda reviews
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove. You have been pre-warned.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Jesus, Satan
The Queen's Brother by sleepyvalentina reviews
Jaime Lannister grew up knowing the day would come when his sister would be given to another. Her wedding shouldn't affect him. Then again, he shouldn't spend the ceremony wishing he was the groom. Some things are inevitable.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jaime L., Cersei L. - Complete
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Masks reviews
There's something about Hermione, and Draco isn't the only one who has noticed. But while they're lusting after her, she's falling deeper into the allure of the darkness. Slow Burn Dramione. Slytherin Hermione. Hogwarts Sixth Year (Underage Smut)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/26 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
When in Rome reviews
A short Drarry one shot. A lazy morning, on holiday in Italy, a playful argument, some hot smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Obligatory reviews
Dramione. Marriage Law. Unhappiness. Forced. Smut. Slowish burn. No instant falling for each other. Dystopian Twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,657 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Fixation reviews
Hermione and Draco have been married for years, have multiple children at Hogwarts, and another on the way. They love each other passionately, though things aren't perfect, and there is something sinister going on with Hermione's daughter Rose. Will they continue to survive the struggle of marriage and raising a family? CUSSING. SMUT. DRAAAMMAA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,582 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/6/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Rose W.
You Don't Own Me reviews
Regina Mills is devastated when her wife, Emma Swan, the love of her life, leaves her, and their children, for her company's intern, Belle. What will happen when the donor-father of their children suddenly enters her life in the form of Robin Hood? And will Gold's corruption of Belle leave Emma alone, and will Regina take her back? AU Storybrooke. No Magic. Crass Language
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Belle/Lacey, Robin Hood
Locked Inside reviews
Real World AU Current Time. Hogwarts was an elite boarding school, with an advanced and unique program for mental health care. Dramione Slow Burn. A lot of angst, mental health issues and abuse. The struggle is real.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Closer reviews
Damon and Bonnie. Adventure. Peril. Pain. Attraction. Smut.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2017 - [Bonnie B., Damon S.]
Queens Blood reviews
The suffering of Cersei Lannister. What her King does to her, and what her brothers do about it, as witnessed by an OC Kingsguard. Set just prior to Tommens birth.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2017 - [Cersei L., Jaime L.] Robert B., OC
Enamor reviews
The teens of Mystic Falls have grown up. Human AU Adults, with grown children, more on the way, unrequited love, disability, cheaters, illness and so much more to deal with. It's Katherine's old flame, it's Elena's wedding, its Paris, France, and the claws are coming out. TEAM KATHERINE ELENA BASHING
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Originals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Katherine, Damon S.] [Caroline F., Klaus M.]
Eternal reviews
Emma and Regina get to grow old together. But nothing lasts forever, does it? One Shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2017 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Say Something reviews
Raven is suffering physically and emotionally. Only Bellamy is strong to stand for both of them.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Bellamy B., Raven R.] [Clarke G., Lexa]
Devotion reviews
Slaves in Wanheda's Palace. AU much like Ancient Egypt/Greece. Smut.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] Raven R., J. Murphy
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Draco doesn't want to live anymore. Hermione can't live without him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Whole Bloody Affair reviews
Katherine was the Blood Queen Mother of the Petrovia Coven. She had birthed a coven, a family, loyal to only her. They did her bidding, fought her wars, crushed her enemies, and loved only her. When they pleased her, she rewarded them with the taste of her blood and the warmth of her body. When they displeased her, she punished them severely.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Damon S., Katherine, Elijah, Klaus
Guilty Feet Have Got No Rhythm reviews
Oneshot. Guilt. Smut. Dramione torn apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Don't be a Chicken Granger reviews
Dramione. Oneshot. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Stewie's Afternoon reviews
One Shot. Stewie tries to assassinate Lois.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Brian G., Lois G., Peter G., Stewie G. - Complete
Home reviews
Bellamy and Clarke living in the woods as an expectant couple. Just a short one shot.Fluffy and gooey.
100 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
Satiated reviews
Katherine has been cursed to never be satisfied. Watch her go to great lengths to satiate her needs.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2017 - [Katherine, OC] - Complete
Proclivity reviews
Dalaric smut. One shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Damon S., Alaric S.] - Complete
Pleasured reviews
Katherine wants Stefan. One shot. Smut.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Stefan S., Katherine] - Complete
Torment reviews
Classic Disney characters attend Hogwarts *ANGST* *SMUT*
Crossover - Disney & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 8/26/2016
Primal Intent reviews
Tony Stark f**ks a devastatingly beautiful vampire.
Crossover - Avengers & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [Katherine, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete