Amorphous Blue Blob
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Joined 11-27-14, id: 6310688, Profile Updated: 03-24-20
Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda, Bleach, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Ranma, Avatar: Last Airbender, Avengers, and Inuyasha.

About me:

Name: Amorphous Blue Blob is kind of a tediously long name; I get it. You can call me ABB, or Abby, if you like that better.
Sex: If it makes such a difference, I'm sure you'll be able to tell without being told. He/she/they pronouns--whichever of those. Just don't call me "it", okay?

Age: old enough to use this site; younger than the universe. That means that I'm at least eighteen (2014 created account, so I must have been at least thirteen five years ago. Five plus thirteen equals eighteen).

I don't bite anymore, and am generally a much friendlier person online than off. That includes here.

Coming soon (by a generous definition of the word; don't hold your breath): guide to reading my stuff.

update: no matter what my profile says, this list has remained mostly unedited since May 2016, or so.

However... I will finish it... Someday.

update2: I added in the last two sections.

update3: edited definition of "yaoi"; added "launcher fic" under Overview of Terminology.

update4: When will this site let me update my profile? C'mon...

update log entry 2: This is going to take me forever, at this rate...

--ABB

To quickly find a heading, try searching (control- or apple-f) for the bullet point (e.g. II.)

I. Table of Contents
A quick-reference guide to find what you may be looking for.
I. Table of Contents: (You Are Here)
II. My Stance on Stories, Grammar, Function, Etc.: Why I write; things I absolutely will not write, what to expect from me, my views on Mary Sues and clichés, etc.
III. Overview of Terminology: notes on commonly used terms on this profile (i.e. definitions)
A. Single World: definitions on terms commonly used (by me) for non-crossover stories
B. Crossover: definitions on terms commonly used (by me) for crossovers
IV. Shipping: probably what you came here for: what I mean by "standard ships"
A. Anime/Manga:
1. Bleach
2. Sailor Moon
3. Inu-Yasha
4. Ranma 1/2
B. Books:
1. Harry Potter
2. Diadem: Worlds of Magic
4. Circle of Magic
5. Skulduggery Pleasant
C. Movies
D. Video Games
1. Legend of Zelda
3. Threads of Fate
V. Tacit Assumptions: headcanons and the like
A. Anime/Manga:
1. Bleach
2. Sailor Moon
3. Inu-Yasha
4. Ranma 1/2
B. Books:
1. Harry Potter
2. Diadem: Worlds of Magic
4. Circle of Magic
5. Skulduggery Pleasant
C. Movies:
D. Video Games:
1. Legend of Zelda
3. Threads of Fate

VI. Stories: I generally never upload a story until it is complete. This shows (working) title, summary, and progress (not begun, in progress, editing, complete, abandoned, throwaway work), and quality of work (normal, compost, garbage), among others.

(postponed fics will give you the first chapter, as a placeholder, for fics that probably won't be actually uploaded for years. These are the most likely to be discontinued [discon.]. Read at your own risk. They're there to ensure that this account isn't obscenely and artificially weighted towards HP fanfic.)
The stories are numbered with quite a bit of inaccuracy according to age. I will go back and fix these numbers... at some point. To the extent that it's even possible.

VII. Let's Talk Grammar

Sometimes, there are some common grammar and spelling errors that just rub me the wrong way. Here are some.

II. My Stance on Stories, Grammar, Function, Etc.
I'm an aspiring author, and have it as my goal to be published. Fanfiction is sort of my break away from the need to be strict and precise and think of everything about my writing--my grammar will be sloppier, and I won't think everything through. If I'm causing myself nothing but stress while writing, what's the point?

That being said, don't expect writing that looks like I just kind of threw things together without thinking about it, poor grammar and spelling, or an overt apathy to my work. I will usually want to be told if I violate canon (I usually aim to be as canon-compliant as possible), and corrected if you find a spelling or grammar error. Any work with what I consider a major plot hole will go into the compost or garbage heaps. We may (and I reserve the right to) disagree about what constitutes such a plot hole.

As you may have noticed, I have no problem whatsoever with the passive voice, and think that it gets an undeserved bad rap. I also frequently interrupt verb constructions with inserted words or clauses. If you object strongly to either or these things, you might be better served reading someone else. I also object to the rejection of the word said. Expect to see this word a lot in my stories. I am easily distracted by people who go to great lengths to avoid the word said. I am not one of those people.

I will not ever write yaoi. I will not ever write yuri. I will not write anything with what might be euphemistically referred to as "adult content". I rarely use swear words, and will never use "the eff-word". If my story has a high rating, it is probably for violence or (maybe) slightly "dark" themes. It will never, ever, ever, ever be because of an "adult relationship".

(It occurs to me that in the years since I first wrote the previous paragraph, my use of the term "yaoi" changed to mean something less applicable. It's still true that I won't write "yaoi", but now I'm using that term to mean "anything that defies a character's canonical orientation".)

In fact, if you're looking for someone in whose works romance features prominently, you are out of luck. Go somewhere else. Romance is, mostly, completely beyond my understanding. I can, occasionally, partially grasp heteroromanticism. I have no interest in writing romance, or rather, what most people would consider romance. I feel that romance often ruins the best stories. I may include what people would probably consider "hints" of a relationship, and there might even, in rare situations, be kissing.

I will not take your suggestions for where the plot should go, or who should wind up with whom, unless I explicitly ask. In this case, there will probably be a poll on my profile.

Although I will do my best to stay on schedule, I make no guarantees of the timeliness of my updates. However, unless I discontinue something, or abandon it (and I will try my hardest not to do this without warning you at the outset), you can expect me to eventually, even if in a staggered fashion, compensate you with extra chapters until I catch up, or the story finishes. I will try for a realistic goal in updating, but I am one of those writers (although I'm trying to fix this!).

Please review if you like a story. While I will update a story regardless of reviews, I will probably give preferential treatment to stories that I know are liked.

Please be respectful when giving reviews (to your fellow readers, I mean), and censor any questionable content. Remember that kids also read this site. I reserve the right to delete any offensive comments. Also, please refrain from including spoilers. Thank you.

Don't expect to find a populous list of favourite stories at the end of my profile--I may occasionally give you recommendations, but for the most part, I find that people with long lists of favourites (as I almost certainly would have) only frustrate any attempts at utility.

Please do not recommend books you think I should read, video games you think I should play, movies you think I should watch, etc.. I have a hard enough time keeping up with my to-dos, and am cautious about recommendations, regardless.

My summaries will probably be forcibly minimalistic. Accordingly, reference the terminology, plot, and shipping sections for a better grasp of any story you might be considering. Or take a leap of faith.

Mary Sues. Do not call any of my characters Mary Sues. I rarely ever use FCs, but sometimes they are necessary. Understand that the term is thrown around so frequently and liberally that it has become meaningless. If you hate one of my FCs, that's fine, whether or not you can express the reason.

Do you think they're unrealistic? Go ahead and say that. Overpowered? Sure. Hate the way others react to them? Go ahead and complain. Hate them because... just because? Fine. But don't take the cheap and easy route of calling them "Mary Sues". I object to that term on a basic level. It doesn't help; it only hurts, and has outlived any utility it might once have had. Do not call any characters Mary Sues. Do not expect me to call any characters Mary Sues. If you catch me doing so, then demand an apology. I will either apologise, or, in the event my account has been compromised, explain this fact to you, and apologise anyway.

Clichés are good. I like clichés. I tend to enjoy reading the same basic thing over and over. No, this paragraph is not being sarcastic. I think originality is highly overrated. I enjoy heroic heroes, villainous villains, and predictable, yet still powerful, plot twists. I wonder where they have gone in modern literature, and pine. Give me more infallible heroes and dastardly villains, please!

That being said, don't expect to find them in my works. Try as I might, I haven't managed to create either, and existing heroes and villains tend to be drawn away from their extremes in my writing. I am working on it, though.

I hate the idea that, because a work was produced in a certain location, it must necessarily follow the rules of that culture. For example, using Japanese honorifics in Legend of Zelda. People naturally work from the basis of their own country, but that doesn't mean that their worlds are natural mirrors of their society. Read the introduction by T. H. White to The Once and Future King for some idea what I'm talking about. And then, preferably, read the book. If you're old enough.

Similarly, I resent any stories that make me feel as if I must take a Japanese culture course to understand them. I don't care if you define the terminology you're using; most people who are reading your stories in English read the original in English, too. If the translators didn't do it, you shouldn't either. I aim to make my stories as accessible as possible, and, only when I have no choice in the matter, will include a glossary at the beginning to help you understand key features. Of the twenty plus stories I am working on, this has happened precisely once. That should tell you something.

I do not do disclaimers. It is a senseless artificial increase of word count. I avoid author's notes in general. the text of my story should be just that. That being said, there will be some stories where I will be forced to include an author's note to clarify common misconceptions, and others where I relax the no author's notes rule.

III. Overview of Terminology
What is the garbage heap?: a story that is somehow fundamentally flawed, and that I don't think can be redeemed from said flaw. This doesn't necessarily make it flawed; it may simply have one very big plot hole. You've still probably read worse.

What is the compost heap?: like the garbage heap, this story is fundamentally flawed; unlike it, I believe that, in the right hands, these flaws could be redeemed. I just either can't do it, or I don't care enough to make the effort. The quality isn't that much different from the above, though. Expect many of these to be abandoned. You can adopt the fic, as long as you adopt my rules on "bad" language and shipping. Don't even bother asking (although I would like to know that it has been adopted, and would like you to wait until I've posted everything I have written)

What is a launcher fic?: a new idea I had over the last two or three years. The idea is that i write a standalone story, and that, from its ending, it can go in a multitude of directions. You can even continue it (I almost certainly won't), as long as you: 1: refer people back to my original story. How else can you expect them to know the background? 2. follow the rules I've laid out here for my own stories (e.g.: no yaoi, no eff-words, no "adult situations"). After all, it can be quite frustrating as a reader to have the rules suddenly changed on you.

You don't have to tell me if you continue something, but it would be nice to know.

shipping terms:
[x] y [y] : y loves x, but x doesn't, at least initially, love y
[x] x [y] : x loves y, but y doesn't, at least initially, love x
[x] xy [y] : x loves y, y loves x, but they don't necessarily even realise it

( is giving me some trouble, here)

canon ships: any ships that appear match those of the most recent canon, to the best of my knowledge. Any exceptions will probably be listed in the summary, itself
standard ships: any ships that appear will match the list of standard ships for that fandom as appear in bullet IV.. Any exceptions will probably be listed in the summary, itself
no ships: exactly what it sounds like
I don't do crossover ships. (Exceptions may be made for x "is" fics, in which two different characters from two different fandoms are the same individual. Any ships involving them would therefore be crossover ships necessarily.)
A. Single Verse
degrees of au:
slight au: the story is set in a world where things happened slightly differently than in canon. Maybe someone didn't say some unimportant thing during a throwaway scene, and the filler episode never happened
mild au: there is no noticeable difference between the canon and this story, but if you nitpick enough, you'll see the flaws in the tapestry. Most of my fanfics presume this as a starting point, before the story starts, anyway
severe au: important characters were never born, heroes are villains (or vice versa), the main character died before he could defeat Villain X, etc., but the basic rules of the world are the same, and you can recognise the setting
complete au: high school au, mermaid au, and any other au where even the rules are fundamentally different

B. Crossover
crossover types:
dif-verse: the one you will see the most often amongst my crossovers. In these stories, the two fandoms are treated as existing in two separate universes, and one or more individuals is introduced to a different universe. This tends to come with the following rules:
1. any passive special abilities, even the most exclusive, will be available and automatic for the introduced individual or individuals.
Example: Bob from Game A finds himself in Harry Potter. He is immune to any muggle-repellent charms (despite being non-magical), can see dementors, access Platform 9 3/4, etc.
Example: Bob from Game A finds himself in Karakura of Bleach. He can see soul reapers, travel to Soul Society without a reishi converter, and, of course, understand Japanese ('though this isn't an active ability ;))
2. any active special abilities will probably also be possessed by any individual or individuals introduced. They will be probably taken away when they leave.
example: Bob from Game A (a non-magical person), finding himself in the 'verse of Harry Potter, can use wizarding magic, fly brooms, and be sorted by the Sorting Hat (if he's young enough)
Example: Bob from Game A (a person with no previous paranormal experiences) can acquire zanpakuto or hollow abilities or quincy abilities (or heavens forbid, all three), although he may or may not be on par with Ichigo and co.
3. any innate abilities and characteristics from their home verse will be retained, against any and all odds
Please note that, while I made up Bob and Game A, the above positions will never be taken by FCs

merge-verse: the lesser trod, rare path. The two fandoms are treated as having taken place in the same world all along, and the two worlds are, to varying degrees, "revealed" to one another. Most crossovers on seem to follow this pattern. No abilities will be lost, and some may or may not be gained, as the situation, and as the necessary tweaking for merging worlds, warrant.

self-cross(over): not really a crossover. Involves two different alternate universes of the same greater story interacting.

IV. Shipping (by media, and then by fandom)
A. Anime/Manga
1. Bleach
standard ships:
Ichigo xy Orihime
Renji xy Rukia
(Isshin xy Masaki
Captain Kuchiki xy Hisana
Kaien xy Miyako)
2. Sailor Moon
standard ships: canon ships
Serena xy Darien
3. Inu-Yasha
standard ships:
Inu-Yasha xy Kagome
Inu-Yasha xy Kikyo
Sango xy Miroku
Hojo x Kagome
4. Ranma 1/2
standard ships:
Ranma xy Akane
Shampoo x Ranma
Ukyo x Ranma
Kodachi x Ranma (m)
Tatewaki Kuno x Ranma (f)
Tatewaki Kuno x Akane
Ryoga x Akane
Ryoga xy Akari
(sometimes Ryoga xy Ukyo; see story-specific notes)
Shampoo y Mousse
(sometimes Ukyo xy Konatsu; see story-specific notes)
B. Books
1. Harry Potter
canon ships
no ships
2. Diadem: Worlds of Magic
canon ships
4. Circle of Magic
I'm only writing one 'fic for this, it's a crossover, and shipping is hardly the point. So, none.
5. Skulduggery Pleasant
standard ships:

C. Movies
D. Video Games
1. Legend of Zelda
standard ships:
Link xy Zelda
Navi x Link
Malon xy OC
Medli xy Komali
Ruto x Link
Anju xy Kafei
3. Threads of Fate
standard ships:
Mint xy Rue

E. Cartoons

1. Danny Phantom

standard ships:

Danny xy Valerie
Vlad x Maddie
Maddie xy Jack

V. Tacit Assumptions

A. Anime/Manga:
1. Bleach:
Here's some: I tend to operate under the general idea that Ichigo is Kaien's reincarnation. We know that reincarnation is a thing, after all, and statistically, the idea I often see in fanfics that if a hollow consumes a soul, it's gone for good, doesn't seem to make any sense. How many gillians are there in the Menos Forest, after all? And how many hollows to a gillian? How many gillians to an adjuchas? Etc.. Really, the numbers are crzy any way you cut it, but at least a release of souls when a hollow is slain would mitigate some of that.
The thing with reincarnation in Bleach is that, most likely, almost no one ever remembers their previous incarnations. And if so, why not Kaien=Ichigo?

2. Sailor Moon:
As if I even know enough about this one to have any assumptions.

3. Inu-Yasha:
No thanks, I'm still just trying to figure out how the time travel works, without Kagome accidentally wiping herself from existence by failing to save one of her own ancestors, or something.

4. Ranma 1/2:
Ranma goes from being cis-male to trans-male. Accordingly, unless I'm writing from someone else's POV, we'll be using the masculine pronouns. Thank you.

B. Books:
1. Harry Potter:
There's just...so much about this one that I don't understand, and I haven't bothered keeping up with Rowling's post factum commentary. Which, from what little I've heard, has spared me a headache. It's almost inevitable that anything I write (including crossovers) for this fandom, will at least try to make sense of the series. There are too many assumptions for this little profile.

2. Diadem: Worlds of Magic:
I'll withhold judgement until I've finished the series.
4. Circle of Magic:
This is one of my favourite book series of all time. You'll forgive me if I think it left little in the way of room for headcanons, or assumptions. Except Book Six, which was clearly written on a time limit, and little enthusiasm (but still pretty good!).
5. Skulduggery Pleasant:
Let's agree to treat everything after Book 9 as existing in a whole new universe, okay?
C. Movies:
D. Video Games:
1. Legend of Zelda
3. Threads of Fate
VI. Stories

1-5 encompass a number (over 20?) of fanfics, most of which I have almost completely forgotten. These numbers will never be used, in all likelihood. Some elements of some of them have been cannibalised into later fics, particularly #16. (Sylvanus), and #33. (A True Ghost Hunter). Said fics are difficult to place in the numbering system as a result. They are both older than #6. (A Switch in Time), however. As a general rule, the age-by-numbers will be off until around #41., when they start being only sort of off.

When I first post a story for reals, I will usually post the first two chapters to start you off, and ever thereafter, a chapter a post.

Here's some stuff about whatever I am currently working on (including the back-burner stuff). And other things.

[A Higher Authority
If you thought me actually writing something in the first five numbers, look at this. This 'fic is older than the number system!
Ahem. This is a Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and Super Mario RPG crossover. That's all I'll say, for now.]

#2. The Making of the Rivers/The Tale of Cenblith

"Wait a minute," you might be thinking. "#2.? Didn't you say up there that you'd never write anything in the first five numbers?"
Let me tell you a story. No, not that kind of story. It was a decade or so ago that I realised that one of my original fiction series sounded a lot like the way this one should have gone. And, since I always (almost always) put my original fiction first, this fic got put into the trash. Only not really, 'cause I never throw anything away.
Then Frozen came out, and I slowly realised that, through a series of incredible coincidences, that original fiction series was no longer within my grasp. It sounded, by pure coincidence, too much like Frozen, in some elements. I had to abandon it.
Last year, this made me realise that I could pick this 'fic back up again. The problem being that I've lost all the (handwritten!) notes I'd made for it. It won't be anything like Frozen, but it will be a bit of an homage to that poor dead series. R.I.P.
This 'fic is a Dalemark Quartet post-canon 'fic. And it is very angsty, very dark, and depressing. I was not in a good place when I came up with it.

#6. A Switch in Time

Bleach severe au. Not a reincarnation fic. A Kaien-Is-Ichigo fic. Back burner. Normal or compost heap quality level. Canonish pairings. In progress. Average chapter length: 2,500 words.
Filters: Adventure, Action?; [Kaien S., Orihime I.] , Ichigo K.; T

#7. Resurrected

Bleach mild au. Throwaway fic. The obligatory reincarnation fic that is abruptly dropped around two or three chapter in. I have no intentions of going further, although I reserve the right to. I started the first chapter, lost all I'd written of it when my computer crashed, and have yet to come back to it. Accordingly, back burner. In progress.
Filters: Adventure?, General?; Ichigo K., Kaien S.; T

#8. Like Clockwork

Danny Phantom self-cross origins fic. Aims to be normal level. On hold. No ships planned at this point. Not begun.
Filters: Horror, Adventure; Dan P., Clockwork, Danny F.; T

#9.

Bleach/Danny Phantom dif-verse crossover fic. Reincarnation lingers in the background, but gets no mention, if you object to that. Back burner. Normal quality level. In progress. Average chapter length: 4,000(?) words.
Filters: Action, General?; [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] , [Danny F., Valerie G.] ; T

#10.

Bleach self-crossover fic. Abandoned.

#11. Earth and Sky

Teen Titans/Danny Phantom dif-verse crossover fic. I tried dictating the rest of chapter one, and maybe I'll come back to working on it when I find that tape. Set aside for now; aims to be normal quality level. In progress.
Filters: Angst?, Romance, Adventure; [Terra, Beast Boy, Star] , Danny F.; K?

#12.

Danny Phantom severe au. Back burner, normal quality. I lost the work I did on chapter two in a crash, and my notes have all vanished, but I'm willing to start over/continue when I've finished some stuff.

What if Valerie had been there instead of Sam, when Danny got his powers? How would that change things? ValeriexDanny, with both as main characters. In other words, pretty standard fare for me. In progress.
Filters: Friendship, Adventure; [Danny F., Valerie G.] , Sam M.; K?

#13. The Lost Kingdom

Danny Phantom fic, which I lost the summary of in a computer crash. Therefore, abandoned.

#14. What If I Don't Want to Die?

Bleach severe au, that was canon-compliant at its time of inception. Oh, well. Back burner, compost heap quality, reincarnation fic. I don't know, maybe this is a gamer fic. What are those, anyway? In progress.
Filters: Spritual?, Action, Adventure?; [Kaien S., Orihime I., Dark Ichigo] ; T

#15.

Ranma 1/2/Inu-Yasha dif-verse/merge-verse (?) crossover fic.
discontinued. Let's face it, there's not much I could have done with it.

#16. Sylvanus

Ocarina of Time/The Wind Waker fic of ridiculous proportions. I'd always intended for my magnum opus to be an original work, but...
Front burner, highest quality; editing parts I and II for consistency.
The history of a world in four parts. Parts I and IV follow The Wind Waker to varying degrees of faithfulness. Parts II and III follow Ocarina of Time similarly.
(Warning in advance that the first part of this story is (more-or-less) just a dream. If you hate that...)
Quasi-novelisation of those two games.
average chapter length: 10,000 words. Also contains interludes, which will be between 2,000-4,000 words. I told you this was a behemoth...
Filters: Adventure; [Link, Zelda] , King of Red Lions/King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, Navi, Ganondorf, Komali; T?

#17. Hey, V-Man!

Danny Phantom origins fic, aiming to be canon compliant. Not started, quality level probably compost or so. A story of how Vlad, Maddie, and Jack became friends, and how that fell apart.
Filters: Friendship, Romance?; Vlad M., [Jack F., Maddie F.] , OC; T?

#18. Resurgo!

Harry Potter time-travel fic. Abandoned.

#19. Order of Merlin

Danny Phantom/Harry Potter merge-verse crossover fic. Not started yet. Probably normal quality. Standard ships.

Filters: Adventure, General?; Harry P., Sirius B., [Danny F., Valerie G.] ; T

#20.

crossover between bookverse and cartoon-verse W.I.T.C.H.. Abandoned. It would have been rubbish-heap anyway. It's actually probably one of the pre-numbers.

#21.

Circle of Magic/Harry Potter dif-verse crossover fic. Probably starts at the end of Book 4 of Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), and the end of Book 5 of Circle of Magic (The Prisoners of Bell Tower). Not started, probably normal to high quality.
Filters: Hurt/Comfort?, Friendship, General; Harry P., Ron W., Randal, Walter; K?

#22. Shannara

Diadem fic. Discontinued. It would've been horrible, anyway.

#24.

Skulduggery Pleasant/Diadem dif-verse crossover fic. On hold until I've finished some 'fics. Then, who knows?
Canon ships. In progress, for now. Average chapter length: 4,500 words.
Filters: Adventure?, Action?, Angst?, not really sure; [Helaine, Score] , Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.

#25.

Threeway crossover of the three Sabrina television series I know of. Abandoned. You're welcome.

#26. Val

Skulduggery Pleasant/Danny Phantom mergeverse crossover. Back burner, normal or compost heap quality level. Standard ships. Not started, still planning.
Filters: Friendship, action; Stephanie E./Valkyrie C., Tanith L., [Danny F., Valerie G.] ; T

#27. Meeting My Cousin's Boyfriend

Sailor Moon/Inu-Yasha merge-verse crossover fic. On hold for now. One-shot, don't ask for an extension. Started.
Filters: Family, Humor; [Serena T./Usagi T./Sailor Moon/etc., Darien S./Mamoru C./Tuxedo Kamen/etc.] , Rei H./Raye H./Sailor Mars [Inu-Yasha, Kagome H.]

#28.

The Ranma 1/2/Sailor Moon merge-verse crossover that I said I'd never write. Compost heap quality. On hold for the moment. In progress.
Filters: Adventure?, Action?, Romance; [Ranma S., Akane T.] , [Serena T./Usagi T./Sailor Moon/etc., Darien S./ Mamoru C./Tuxedo Mask/ etc.] ; T

#29.

I have weird dreams. Sometimes, it seems like a good idea to turn them into stories. Oftentimes, I later change my mind. That's the case here. It was a Harry Potter cliché fic, anyway. Discon..

#30. The Power He Knows (working title!)

Harry Potter cliché fic. Severe au. Currently back burner, normal quality. Horcrux-Harry fic. Self-explanatory. In progress. Currently on chapter eight. A rare Dark Fic, which I started writing in late 2016, for some reason... Average chapter length: 3,500 words. Upon further reflection, either it's too "dark" for a T rating, or I've failed as a writer.
Filters: Tragedy, Angst, Romance; [Harry P., Ginny W., Tom. R. Jr.]; M

#31. Harryzar Potterin

Another Harry Potter cliché fic. You can tell the numbers aren't accurate because these are all in the same place, right? Time travel and reincarnation fic. Currently back burnerish, normal quality. In progress. Current chapter: seventeen. A Harry Potter is Salazar Slytherin fic, of course. Average chapter length: 4,500 words.
Filters: Adventure, General?; Harry P., Salazar S., Godric G., Ron W.; T

#32.

A weird fic born of my watching too much Sabrina; the Animated Series. A Sabrina: The Animated Series/Danny Phantom merge-verse crossover fic, not to be taken too seriously. Compost heap level, probably. On hold. Not started yet.
Filters: Humor?, Drama?, Friendship; [Danny F., Valerie G.] , [Sabrina S., Harvey K.] ; K?

#33. A True Ghost Hunter

The second fic to cannibalise parts of older fics. A Danny Phantom/Ocarina of Time only (not even any Majora's Mask) dif-verse crossover fic. Danny's parents have another friend they'd never mentioned before--a former guard at Hyrule Castle. Remember that guy who sells ghosts by the drawbridge? Well, he just signed Link up for a trip into the unknown.
Current chapter: five. Normal quality. Back burnerish. Standard ships. In progress. Average chapter length: 2,500 words.
Filters: [Danny F. Valerie G.] , [Link, Zelda] ; K?

#34.

What is wrong with me? No. I'm not telling you about this one. ... Until I start writing it. It's back burnerish, which is bad enough. Probably normal quality level, too. Not begun.

Filters: Spiritual?, Action, Friendship; Matt T., Fen B., Thor?, ???; rate=?

#35.

Not begun. I'm not telling you anything about this one, either. As long as I don't, I have plausible deniability that I've ever even watched--

#36. Rapunzel

A Tangled origin fic that I might or might not write. It's on the list, regardless, because these numbers here were a compilation of all the stories I'd been considering writing. Which I might never actually do. Not begun.
Filters: Tragedy, Romance?; [M. Gothel, OC]; T

#37. Royal Madness

Threads of Fate fic, aiming for canon compliance, according to Mint's side of the story. Not a novelisation. On hold, for the moment. Probably normal to compost quality. Not begun.
Filters: ???; [Mint, Rue] , Mell, Maya; T

#38.

The reason that Mystic Quest Legends is on the list. This one actually probably belongs above even Sylvanus, because I'm pretty sure that it's one of those fics I mentioned way above, the ones that are encapsulated by the first five numbers. Yeah. Abandoned.

#39. Farewell to Animorphs!
Am I rearranging this list? Yes, I do believe I am. This 'fic is actually placed about right here, chronologically speaking.
crossover between Animorphs and the same thing as #34. Back burner, regular-quality? This 'fic serves as my farewell to the Animorphs fandom...but then, I'll probably still read fix-'fics.

#40. London Derrière

A Ranma 1/2/Danny Phantom parody fic. Warning: parody fics are liable to break any and all of my normal rules without warning. Back burner, garbage heap quality. In progress.
Filters: Parody; Danny F., Maddie F., Akane T; T

#41. In the Beginning/The End of the World

A Harry Potter/Avatar: the Last Airbender merge-verse fic. Compost or garbage heap level quality, because I can't be bothered. One-shot. I will not write a sequel. I will not continue. If you want to, knock yourself out. This is the only fic I will ever write for Avatar: The Last Airbender, or Legend of Korra. Don't ask. AU for both series. COMPLETE.
Filters: Spiritual; Harry P., Aang; T

#42. Deus Fratri Sui Salutem Dicit!

A Harry Potter one-shot that aims to be canon compliant. COMPLETE. I will not update this, nor write a sequel. Please, don't ask.

Filters: Family; Remus L., K

#43.

A Sailor Moon fic I've been turning over. Not started. On hold, probably compost heap quality. That's all you get, for now.

#44. Toilet Horror (working title!)

Legend of Zelda launcher fic. Yes, "launcher fic" is a new term. It's on the front burner, last chapter (chapter 15). Compost heap level quality at worst. Complete. No average chapter length.
Based on a dream. Fair warning.
Filters: Angst, Friendship; [Link, Zelda] , Dark Link* , OC*; K
(*depending on your interpretation)

#45. Reign Over the Frozen Heavens

How is this not a common thing? I looked before I started the story, two years ago, or whatever. A Danny-is-Captain-Hitsugaya reincarnation fic, au on the Bleach side, even more au on the Danny Phantom one.
Danny Phantom/Bleach reincarnation fic. Kind of spoilery to say whether it's a merge-verse or dif-verse crossover. I don't know what I was thinking, putting that on my profile... Front burner, highish quality. In progress. Currently on chapter eleven. If I can ever make the assembly scene in chapter eleven not complete trash, I'll delete this note. Average chapter length: 3,500 words.

Filters: Adventure?; [T. Hitsugaya, Valerie G., Danny F.] ; T (for Bleach)

#46.

see #35. It's of the same story, only not a crossover. So, it's of one of the same stories. Launcher fic. Back burnerish. Not started.
Filters: Spiritual, Angst, Adventure...not sure; (); T

#47. The Long, Harsh Road

...
Um. Well, um. The thing is, you see...
Fine, fine, I'll change the summary for #34. Eventually.
What is wrong with me? Fine, fine. This is, I'll admit it, an MCU/Harry Potter merge-verse crossover. Initially intended as a fix-fic for Infinity War, now extended to also be for Endgame. There probably will be spoilers for the former, but none for the latter. I was on chapter 119 (no, that's not a typo) when I saw Endgame.
Since Endgame is considered the end of the MCU, I prioritised writing this, which is why everything else is on the backburner, and why this summary is longer than those above it. It's also one of the reasons I'm going to start posting before it's complete. Be very afraid.
Eh, normal to compost heap quality. Front burner. In progress. Initial average chapter length: 3,500 words. Then I realised such limitations weren't useful. Let's just say that this will never be too far below 3,000, and rarely much higher than 6,000, and call it a day, okay?
Updates late Tuesday and Friday, for now.
Filters: Drama, Friendship (until I can find better categories; I'm open to suggestions, on this one); Harry P., Loki, Thor, Sirius B., Dr. Strange/Stephen S.; T

#48.

One of those ones that belongs way up higher. Well, not maybe way up higher. A Danny Phantom inside-the-mind cliché fic that I may, or may not, ever write. Not started.

Filters: General?; [Danny F., Valerie G.] , Sam M.; K/K?

#49. Maybe It Would've Happened Anyway

A Percy Jackson & the Olympians/Harry Potter merge-verse. Severe au in both cases, but not as au as it initially appears. Compost or normal quality. Front burner. Not started. Based on a dream. Fair warning.
Nico and Percy meet for the first time under very different circumstances: During a Death Eater attack, Percy just murdered the girl Nico loves more than anyone else in the world. What do the first impressions of both parties signify for the future of their two wars?
Canon ships only (except maybe Luna and Neville), but not all canon ships appear.
Filters: Adventure/Angst?; Nico A., Percy J., Harry P., ???; T?

#50.

More of a thought experiment than anything else, and will probably never be written. A Dalemark Quartet/Harry Potter dif-verse crossover. Not begun.
Five extraordinary young people are pulled from their proper places and times to Hogwarts Castle.
Filters: Mystery?, General?; Harry P.?, Moril C., Mitt A., Duck; ???

#51. Master and King

A Harry Potter/Bleach dif-verse crossover fic. Pretty self-explanatory. Three-way reincarnation fic. On hold, for now. Probably normal quality. Not begun.
Filters: Action?, General?; Harry P., Ichigo K., Kaien S., Orihime I.; T

#52.

A Chronicles of Chrestomanci self-crossover. Christopher climbs over the top of the world, and finds himself somewhere very strange--in the castle of a different Chrestomanci than the one he knows. Can he even get home?
Meanwhile, following the events of Book One, Cat is wandering the castle, when he meets an oddly familiar stranger passed out in a disused corner of Chrestomanci Castle.
Quality level=? On holdish (too new to really tell). Not begun.
Filters: Mystery, Friendship; Cat C., [Christopher C., Millie C.]; T/K?

#53. Hogwarts's Awful
I discovered Archer's Goon last summer. This 'fic and the next relate to that. This is a crossover with Harry Ptotter, of course, in which Awful goes to Hogwarts, but it's mostly from Howard's point of view.

#54. How to Get Yourself Exiled
I should probably check to make sure I put these in the right order. Well, this is a time-travel 'fic, set simultaneously before and after Archer's Goon. It's of the genre that I, at least, call "origin 'fics", which is a phase I mostly grew out of, but apparently, not entirely. Front burnerish.

--I now see why people complain about , and linebreaks, which is what this is--

There is also Through the Looking Glass, which is not a story per se... Harry Potter character analysis, by way of narrative.

VII. Let's Talk Grammar

The classicist in me dies a little whenever I see:

per say: (what would this even mean? In English, "per" is usually used to mean "for every". What does "for every say" mean? That's not even grammatical...) It's "per se", people. Have mercy on me.

defiant/defiantly: Defiant is related to the word "defy". It's behaving...let's say, in a rebellious matter. "Definitely", and "definite" are related to the word "definition". If you want to know, they come of the Latin de, meaning "down around", and finis, meaning "limit". Definitions set limits down around the meanings of words.
If you are definitely doing something, you are setting limits on yourself, obligating yourself to do something.
What makes even less sense to me is that the people who misspell these words don't seem to have problems with "infinite", "finite", or "infinity". Or at least, I've never yet seen anyone talking about "Infianty War". Thank heavens.
I could understand misspelling it "definately", as long as you also said "infinately". But these words are all related! Where does "defiantly" for "definitely" even come from?

orientate/orientating/disorientate/disorientating: I don't care if Webster's has them in the dictionary. It has "irregardless", too. That doesn't make it a word (don't look at me that way, linguists!). The proper words are orient/orienting/disorient/disorienting. Those are shorter, too. Everyone wins!

I'm very passionate about Latin and Ancient Greek. I probably should have warned you earlier. Ahem. That being said, I also find "woah" insufferable. doesn't flag it, but "woah" is not a word. Or at least, not an English word. At all. You're looking for "whoa".

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Broken by SolarSolstice reviews
In where Ron decides his dignity is more important than a date with Hermione. AU. 6th year. ONE-SHOT. Based on a Reddit comment by Bleepbloopbotz2, and a post by jakky567.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/22/2019 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 9,031 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
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47 The Long, Harsh Road reviews
When Harry turns ten, he starts having dreams of another world, and another life. As a result, a rather different Harry Potter attends Hogwarts, preparing for not one, but two, coming wars. And, this time, he's not alone. IN PROGRESS. See profile for more details. A "Harry is", reincarnation and time-travel, fic, after an AU of Thor: The Dark World. HPbookverse-centric, all years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 113 - Words: 466,856 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 19h - Published: 5/14/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Thor, Loki
33 reviews
Also doesn't have a title. This is one of those crossovers that I always wondered why I never saw them. Not ready to start posting, yet.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10 - [Danny F., Valerie G.] [Link, Zelda]
30 The Power He Knows reviews
Because, regardless of how unfair it might be to others, sometimes, our actions have dire consequences. A horcrux-Harry darkfic. As the world begins to drown, how long can one girl hold back the tide? Not yet posting. Coronavirus might make me focus on this 'fic, though, so...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P., Ginny W.]
15 reviews
This 'fic will doubtless never have a proper title. 'Tis a shame. It's abandoned, anyway, which means that at some point I'll post the rest of what I've written of it. Ranma and the Nerima Wrecking Crew find themselves in Feudal Japan. Animeverse-Ranma 1/2, mangaverse-Inu-Yasha.
Crossover - Ranma & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] Ranma, Ryoga
12 reviews
This 'fic also doesn't have a title, and also isn't quite started posting yet. Basically, it's Danny Phantom, if Valerie had been there from the beginning instead of Sam.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10 - [Danny F., Valerie G.] Sam M., Vlad M.
9 reviews
This 'fic hasn't a title, yet. Poor 'fic. This is essentially a goes-to-Hogwarts sort of 'fic, except it's Bleach goes-to-Casper-High. Not really publishing, yet.
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10 - [Danny F., Valerie G.] Ichigo K.
7 Resurrected reviews
The almost-obligatory reworking of Bleach serving as an introductory Ichigo-is-Kaien-reincarnated 'fic that is abandoned after about three chapters. Maybe this one will continue further than that. Not yet posting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10 - Ichigo K., Kaien S.
44 Toilet Horror reviews
Despite the title, not a crude fic. I'm looking for a better title. Right now, updates Wednesdays. Summary: modern au, in which Zelda reflects incessantly on the present and the past, in a world that has passed her by. Standard ships. Launcher fic. For more information, please see my profile. COMPLETE.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 5/14/2019 - [Link, Zelda] Dark Link, OC - Complete
41 In the Beginning reviews
When Voldemort stands on the brink of victory, and all seems lost, Harry Potter accidentally becomes a god and creates a new world. Compost heap. AU for both Avatar: The Last Airbender, AND Harry Potter. No (real) pairings. One-shot. Don't ask me to continue this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/14/2019 - Harry P., Aang - Complete
42 Deus Fratri Sui Salutem Dicit!
Compost heap. Canon-compliant. Reincarnation fic. The night after Remus discovers he is now a werewolf, a god comes to visit him. No plot, just musings. Complete. Don't ask me to continue this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2019 - Remus L. - Complete
45 Reign over the Frozen Heavens reviews
Placeholder, for now. A reincarnation fic, with Danny Fenton being Captain Hitsugaya's reincarnation. Accordingly, au for Bleach. Understandably, also au for Danny Phantom. Standard ships. For more information, please see my profile.
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/14/2019 - [T. Hitsugaya, Danny F., Valerie G.]
16 Sylvanus, Part I: Waker of the Winds
Quasi-novelisation of the Wind Waker. Sylvanus is the history of a world, in four parts. This is just posted as a placeholder. See my profile for details.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,472 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2019 - [Link, Zelda] King Of Red Lions/King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule