des Beasty
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Joined 07-14-04, id: 631493, Profile Updated: 03-04-09
Author has written 5 stories for Shaman King, and Team Fortress 2.

Wow. Lili hasn't been on this place for 'bout like..four thousand years. I apologize to all who were looking forward to updates and whatnot, but I've stopped following what happens in Shaman King for some time and somehow lost all ability to write decently. Because of going into seclusion, Lili has evolved into somewhat of a lurker who's kind of creepy and sits in her room all day doing art projects and trying to reach out for non-visual-art contact via the internets.

Right now, I'm particularly interested in South Park fanfics. I'm not sure why, but it's become a recent obsession that probably should be stopped. But, so far hasn't. It's hazardous.

I also like boys. Especially ones that like to kiss other boys. It's pretty much awesome (wow, I've become like..a perv or something over the years of seclusion).

Once I get back into the swing of writing, there may be a few stories popping up here or there. Not sure though, you're probably more apt to see my drawing up on th'dA than see writing. Once I become unlazy, I may even do some artses for those authors I've been so shamelessly lurking around, waiting for more chapters to satiate my unsatiable hunger for boylove, angst and adorable.

Until then, I change my name.

Adieu,

Des Beasty or something

des Beasty is a frightful creature that only shows it's hideous face during the morning when the majority of the campus is asleep. She is born from a creature from main-land China and a creature that inhabits the icy regions of New England. She thrives on boyloves and video games, making her most awkward to talk to. By nature, des Beasty is not hostile, foul-tempered or territorial, but rather very friendly. Do not approach unless absolutely necessary, despite its good nature. Avoiding all contact is a must.

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How Fornax Changed My Life by kiwibliss reviews
Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Perchance to Dream by Phoenix II reviews
After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,292 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Lex Talionis by Foodstamp reviews
Years after losing contact with their childhood friends, Detectives Marsh and McCormick pick up a domestic abuse case that exposes their own dark history. Kenny's POV, StanxKyle and secret pairings, mature. Still need to post the epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
You Can Never Go Back by The Brat Prince reviews
Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,055 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Punch Because You Care by Missus Cupcake reviews
Strong language, hints of intercourse. When Scout reveals his strange quirk in bed to Engineer, things go haywire for the Bostonian. Will Sniper be the one to finally help Scout's strange kink come into frutation, or is he setting himself up for disaster?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
A Neapolitan Love Story by the Zoshi reviews
Sometimes, you can't decide on just one flavor. Chocolate? Vanilla? Strawberry? ...how about all three at once? CrackTP Neapolitan Slash Pairing: CKK updated 03 06 09
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,789 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Craig T., Kyle B.
Nothing's Shocking by kirensk reviews
Amazing what a little alcohol can do. Engineer/Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Misconceptions by lx-Kisa-xl reviews
Slash. One-sided pairings, KylexStan, KennyxKyle, KennyxButters, ButtersxCartman. -Bunny, Style, kyan, kxk for the searchers- I'm not gonna tell you what the ending pairings will be. :3 Actual summary: Kenny's not the badass he used to be. 'Nuff said.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Time Off by kirensk reviews
Cutesy Medic/Heavy oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Predator Instinct by kirensk reviews
Still running in our veins. Spy/Sniper.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Let Me Play The Fool by Wolf in the Walls reviews
The story of a single BLU Scout - all alone. Playing the fool, let himself be the sacrifice for others to fly free
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008
Yellow Blankets by YamiTami reviews
Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Climax by YamiTami reviews
Spy has a plan. It involves the enemy medic and serum #34. //VERY M, general state of all these guys being insane, Scout and Spy are best friends for some reason//
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Ink by dragonwire reviews
Kenny has a tattoo, and Kyle doesn't know what to make of it. KennyKyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Reunion by Accio-Underwear reviews
Ten years can change a lot, but sometimes feelings stay the same. Kenny/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
One Trick Pony by theartistformerlyknownas reviews
I honestly don't know why it was so weird with Kyle...He'd want to know why, if only for curiosity's sake, and probably wouldn't take "I was smashed and he was hot" for an answer. Jesus... Oneshot. Kenny/Kyle, brief mentions of Kenny/OC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stan's Favourite Game by youbstrds reviews
Stan flirts with every boy except the one he really wants. But what does Kyle want? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Misery Business is Simply Theatrics by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Why Drinking is Bad For You by youbstrds reviews
It all begins with a fateful bottle of vodka and a drinking game. Stan and Kyle create problems that they cannot keep hidden. Stan/Kyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Baseball reviews
A One-Shot in which Scout is bored one day, but finds that no one really wants to entertain him. Rated T for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Tracy reviews
When Miss Tracy comes over- the two Asakura twins seem interested, but who is this Tracy? [Stupid drabble.][Really stupid.][One-shot.]
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Complete
Haunting his Steps reviews
Obsession often leads some into madness. Others are driven to haunt another's steps. [Yaoi, Fluff, PG-13, Smut..whatever else[Twincest aka YohxHao[Chap. 2 added, pondering about Chap. 3 STILL.]
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Cinderrenna reviews
Once upon a time there lived three siblings. The classic tale of Cinderella.. Michi-style. [One-shot.][RenxHoro][Rated PG-13 for language. BAD REN!]
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Complete
Colbalt, No Balto reviews
-No! Onii-chan! Don't kill him!" Pleaded Yoh, much to his brother's enjoyment. [Random.][One-shot][Knock yer'self out, dudes.]
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Complete