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Just a reviewer.

With some quotes, of course.

"Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize."

"Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.” -Skulduggery Pleasant

“There’s something about you, Valkyrie. I’m not quite sure what it is. I look at you and…”
“And you’re reminded of yourself when you were my age?”
“Hmm? Oh, no, what I was going to say is there’s something about you that is really annoying, and you never do what you’re told, and sometimes I question your intelligence, but even so I’m going to train you, because I like having someone follow me around like a little puppy. It makes me feel good about myself.” -Skulduggery Pleasant

“What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?'
'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.” -Skulduggery Pleasant

I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K"

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The Saotome Sisters by Richard Ryley reviews
Ranma refuses to abandon Ukyo when they are six, and they grow up as brother and sister. They arrive at the Tendo Dojo with an unusual shared curse. AU, not a three way shipping - Chapter 92: Ranma has one last chance to beat Happosai and regain his strength. But he may lose Akane and Ukyo in the process.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 576,540 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/21/2010 - [Ranma, Akane] Ukyo
Of Loss, Life, & Love by Luna12 reviews
Ranma & Akane. Growth often comes from and with pain. The death of a loved one brings many changes to the Tendo household and Saotome family. A touch of angst, a sprinkle of romance, some classic Takahashi-style antics, and a dash of comical chaos! After the manga, the story continues...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,189 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 4/24/2005 - [Ranma, Akane] - Complete
Equal Halves by ClassicalGal reviews
Two different versions of Ranma cross paths.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,835 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Side by Side by MZephyr reviews
*Abandoned*. RanmaxAkane. Alternate universe story in which Ranma and Akane are cursed to change into each other's identical twin. Sequel to Togetherness.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 165,633 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Ranma, Akane
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
Christmas Fuzz by Gildir reviews
December 2006: Three people are on their way to Sandford for Christmas: Danny Butterman, Michael "Lurch" Armstrong, and a man with a red suit and a white beard. Rated T for immaturity, violence, and general "Hot Fuzz"-ness. Now complete.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Fighting Chance by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Cologne and Shampoo trick Ranma into following Akane to China, but Akane is fast on the trail. When the Amazons fight for Ranma, can Akane defeat overwhelming odds to save him? Will Akane or Shampoo be the one to win her happy ending?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,639 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
The Silent Horse by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Starts out darkly. Ranma is traumatized upon his initial arrival in Nerima, leaving him mute. Alternate universe story.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,619 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Rendezvous with Fate: An Alternate Universe Fanfic by iCe reviews
In a world where Akane never knew Ranma, never knew the Saotomes and is currently married to Ryoga Hibiki, she's never been more content.. Until she dies. She finds herself in the past, in the body of Kodachi and married to Ranma. Now she's lost.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 398,630 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2000 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Togetherness by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Alternate universe story. Two teenagers, strangers to one another, find themselves forced more closely together than they could possibly have imagined.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,804 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Monkey HeadButting by Miko2 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi switch bodies, and have to pretend to be each other while they figure out how to switch back.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,177 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Complete
Best Man by Miko2 reviews
Ranma's getting married and the best man (Ryoga) is lost!
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2001
There Goes Another One by Miko2 reviews
The Life of a Jusenkyo Guide is not easy
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2001
How A Martial Artist Stops a Bullet by Desaix reviews
How do the Martial Artists of Ranma 12 stop themselves from being shot? Find out!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2000 - Complete