Just a reviewer.
With some quotes, of course.
"Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize."
"Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.” -Skulduggery Pleasant
“There’s something about you, Valkyrie. I’m not quite sure what it is. I look at you and…”
“And you’re reminded of yourself when you were my age?”
“Hmm? Oh, no, what I was going to say is there’s something about you that is really annoying, and you never do what you’re told, and sometimes I question your intelligence, but even so I’m going to train you, because I like having someone follow me around like a little puppy. It makes me feel good about myself.” -Skulduggery Pleasant
“What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?'
'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.” -Skulduggery Pleasant
I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K"