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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,614 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 10,938 - Follows: 5,184 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 156 - Words: 1,323,307 - Reviews: 18336 - Favs: 18,555 - Follows: 20,265 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,641 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 5,442 - Follows: 7,057 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D.
Shiver me Timbers! by wolfd890 reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,211 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 7,655 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
Harry Potter: Minor God by TheWriterOfVoid reviews
When the post for a minor Godhood fell vacant, it was decided by the council of Gods to hold a lottery to fill the post. As luck would have it, the God of Lottery pronounced the victor to be Harry Potter, an eleven year old wizard. So begins the story of Harry Potter, God of… Glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,958 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/9/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Game of Death by Elsil reviews
On the night that Harry repels the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something strange awakens within him. He is invited to play the Game of Death. Join Harry as he makes new companions, fights to defeat the Death Eaters, confront Voldemort, finds love, and slowly learns what it means to play a game with Death. AU, Slow-Burn Harem, Good Dumbledore, MoD and Game aspects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 233,742 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/9/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Fleur D.
A Mishap and an Opportunity by SilverLightning26 reviews
Sent back in time due to a careless mistake, Harry is granted a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get to know those people he should have known since birth. With his "sister" Tonks by his side, what will Harry make of this unique opportunity? Will he finally have the family he's always longed for? Join Harry as he joins the Marauders in 1976. Rewriting is now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 168,247 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 12/28/2021 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Marauders - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 255,277 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 12,815 - Follows: 14,024 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
There and Back Again by Chuchi Otaku reviews
Ron died saving Fred at the Battle of Hogwarts. But a twist of fate grants Ron the chance to go back in time to save as much lives as he could. Nobody said it will be easy, but with the help of a new sense of purpose, by Merlin will Ronald Weasley try. *The Second Wizarding War & Year One*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,313 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
Laughing All the Way to London by AppoApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,251 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 9,656 - Updated: 7/26/2021 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L. - Complete
Foreknowledge by Amber Serpent reviews
When Aurors Harry and Draco are sent back to the summer before their third year during a case, they use their knowledge of the future to change the outcome of the war. But one question remains: Why hadn't Ron and Hermione come back with them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,911 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/22/2021 - Published: 7/2/2021 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Double Back by Methos2523 reviews
Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 268,228 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 9,545 - Follows: 11,573 - Updated: 7/9/2021 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Dichotomous Centre by WaskeHD reviews
Starts the summer Post GoF and is a Character and Relationship focused story. Don't really know how to summarize without spoiling stuff. Up until this point everything has pretty much been as canon with only one small exception. Cho Chang wasn't Harry's only crush during Goblet of Fire and it has repercussions on who he becomes as a person. Bi!Harry, I suppose I should warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/1/2021 - Published: 11/14/2020 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 428,055 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 14,014 - Follows: 13,998 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Something by dll10 reviews
An unusual device sends Hermione back to 12 Grimmauld Place just after it's put under the Fidelius Charm. Surrounded by people long dead, how can she help but develop feelings for the man she had always respected so highly as they work together in an effort to change the events that have shaped Hermione's life and assist Harry in defeating Voldemort? Time-travel fic. Part 1 of 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,948 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/25/2021 - Published: 11/1/2020 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the World Record Speedrun by MisguidedPenguin reviews
A very cracky, very random gamer!speedrun!Harry one-shot based on a prompt from u/Nepperoni289 on Reddit. Definitely not my best work, but it was vomited out in only an hour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/28/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Ascended Vices by ScottPress reviews
Harry seeks a purpose of his own. Lines blur for Sirius as he fills the power vacuum in Wizarding Britain. The war never really ended. Book Two of Dark Triad Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,380 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/12/2020 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Sturgis P., Mulciber
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Apex by JustBored21 reviews
Harry has spent years pretending to be someone he was not, but in his fourth year he had finally had enough. He would no longer pretend. Now the real Harry Potter is out, and everything is changing. Dumbledore bashing, Hermione and certain Weasley bashing. Grey/Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 211,503 - Reviews: 4507 - Favs: 9,273 - Follows: 7,754 - Updated: 9/16/2020 - Published: 3/30/2020 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Fleur D.] - Complete
The Swallow and the Dragon by Flameraiser reviews
Harry finds a dying ashen haired girl in his backyard being attacked by men in skeleton armor. He obviously swoops in and kills them saving the girl before taking her to his home to heal her. He didn't know the far reaching consequences this would have on him personally. This will start in Harry Potter world but ultimately take place in the Witcher for the most part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,938 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 7,876 - Follows: 7,886 - Updated: 7/30/2020 - Published: 1/29/2017 - [Harry P., Ciri] - Complete
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,369 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 4,843 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Catalyst by Strandshaper reviews
When Abathur, Evolution Master of the Swarm, is cornered by Terran forces, he believes he is about to die. Across the galaxy, a last ditch summoning ritual tries to find something that could fight Voldemort. Neither of these events go as expected. Now Abathur, trapped in the body of a Terran, must rebuild the swarm on his own, and attempt to avoid getting killed in the process.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 159,482 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 4/14/2020 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Albus D., Luna L., OC, Abathur - Complete
Twins by Andrius reviews
Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,330 - Published: 2/2/2020 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Chaos by JustBored21 reviews
Harry gets thrown back in time and ends up in his ten year old body. This time, he's going to do everything different, this time he will have a proper relationship with the love of his life who happens to be a Siren and this time he's not playing Dumbledore's games.Dumbledore, Hermione, select Weasley bashing. Harry x original character. Crazy, overpowered and insane Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,048 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 5/28/2019 - Complete
The Archmage of Arda by Archmage.Potter reviews
With basilisk venom and phoenix tears within him, Harry's body, spirit and magic is transformed and his lifespan is greatly increased. So, when given the chance to go to another universe where he would be able to grow in peace with other immortals around him, Harry accepts it, and finds himself near Rivendell at the start of the Third Age of Arda.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,080 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 3,788 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo by zugrian reviews
If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 591 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Bodacious Bodyguard by MazzyStarShip reviews
When Tonks is forced to go undercover as Harry's bodyguard at Hogwarts, chaos ensues. Who ever said that fighting Dark Lords couldn't be fun? Slow-building Harry/Tonks. Fifth year. Rated M for crude humor and a few adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,454 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 10/25/2019 - Published: 9/14/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Ron W., Hermione G.
Dark Lord Idol by YakAge reviews
Bored by a perfect world of total happiness, the good people of Britain decide they want their very own Dark Lord, just for the thrill of it. One-shot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2019 - Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L., Peter P. - Complete
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,315 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,444 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Through the Veil by darienqmk reviews
Two alcoholic men decide to jump through the Veil. This takes them back to August 1st, 1993. They don't have much to lose, anyway - the only thing left to do is to go around and piss everyone off, true Marauder fashion. So they do exactly that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,525 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 2/13/2019 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Zero-Point Avenger by darienqmk reviews
Syndrome thought that the whining turbine blades would be the end of him. And it was... but it was also a new beginning. Buddy wakes up in a New York he is utterly unfamiliar with, and decides he'd rather use his brains to become what he wanted to be in the first place - a hero.
Crossover - Incredibles & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Syndrome, Iron Man/Tony S.
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Together We're Both Alone (But I Don't Mind) by ColorOfAngels reviews
What if Mark Watney wasn't the only one who was left behind in the storm of Sol 6? The tales and adventures of the Martian Pirate King and his Super Nerd Goddess.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,745 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/30/2015 - M. Watney, B. Johanssen
Mr & Mrs Black by Jinchuu21 reviews
The best love is found in the most unexpected places in the most unexpected people. (Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (Rating for possible future chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Teddy's Excellent Adventure by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [N. Tonks, Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
Connected Souls by keelhaulrose reviews
When Hermione is killed during the Battle of Hogwarts she is given the option to live as long as she helps others 'fight the darkness'. She doesn't know that agreeing means she'll be taken to a galaxy far, far away, and when she gets there she needs to adapt to her surroundings and to Kylo Ren while also finding a way to fulfill her mission.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,088 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/4/2018 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Hermione G.] Leia O., Poe D. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Realignment by PuzzleSB reviews
The year is 1943. The Chamber lies unopened and Grindlewald roams unchecked. Neither Tom Riddle nor Albus Dumbledore is satisfied with the situation. Luckily when Hogwarts is attacked they'll both have other things to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,230 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 602 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 4,439 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
The Seven Voldemorts by vuarapuung reviews
There was a reason the Sorting Hat didn't put Harry Potter in Hufflepuff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 460 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Day Dumbledore Snapped by Kitty Smith reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a difficult job. Well, two difficult jobs. Alright, three. And maybe he also runs a vigilante organization on the side- we're getting off track. The point is, sometimes even the mighty Leader of the Light gets a little... Off. Warning(s): crack!fic, crazy!Dumbledore, ridiculousness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
Neither Can Live While the Other Survives by Dragonchad reviews
The Prophecy has a pretty obvious loophole. At least, one that Dumbledore wouldn't approve of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4340 - Favs: 12,004 - Follows: 14,099 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4959 - Favs: 15,516 - Follows: 16,173 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Variance of Time: Nemesis by Nuada Silverhand reviews
From a future where victory over Voldemort was no longer enough, the plan for Harry was simple; go back in time, outsmart a bunch of eleven year olds, and reforge the future to protect those he loves. But when your schoolyard nemesis has also returned with an agenda, saving the world suddenly gets much more complicated...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,770 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the True Story Re-Write by MrCommentary reviews
The original story you know & love but 99.9% of all sentences have been changed or altered. Think of it as "Wizard People, Dear Reader: The Novel" where some inspiration was taken. Any feedback - good or bad - would be greatly appreciated to see if you enjoy the concept. Thanks & enjoy! Now in Audiobook format! Youtube: "harry potter and the true story re-write"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rubeus H. - Complete
let the rain wash away by kearlyn reviews
The Ares III crew find themselves called together, years after Mark's death, to receive some stunning news from Ares IV: their lost crewmember is still alive. Sequel to "tell the world i'm coming home"
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Complete
Demonic Intervention by bennybear reviews
AU, taking place during GoF. How Harry fulfilled the prophecy without ever learning about it: He is given a weapon and gets creative with it. The Dark Lord doesn't know, and never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Cedric D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8892 - Favs: 16,104 - Follows: 19,033 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 12109 - Favs: 20,849 - Follows: 13,967 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 7,417 - Follows: 5,380 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 5,375 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4026 - Favs: 12,310 - Follows: 13,997 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 583 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
Shifting Images by wlfgang213 reviews
Just after Harry's 11th birthday he has an unexpected visitor, that turns the future... and the past, on it's head. *ON HIATUS to work on Xanderpocalypse*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 132,892 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Harry P., Hedwig]
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Abridged by KieranDell1409 reviews
Just like Little Kuriboh and Team Four Star, I'm stepping into the abridging game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,839 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Spełniamy marzenia by mortka reviews
Szkoła Magii i Czarodziejstwa Hogwart stanie przed całkiem nowym zadaniem, gdy otrzyma dość nieoczekiwaną dotację z Ministerstwa. Czy kadra pedagogiczna, z Minerwą McGonagall na czele, sprosta wyzwaniom współczesnej cywilizacji magotechnicznej?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Minds, Names and Faces by ShutUpAndCalculate reviews
An AU/Continuation recursive fanfic of the excellent "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, the Boy-Who-Lived, General Chaos, etc., has had a rather busy year. With the term drawing to a close, Harry starts to discover the truth behind the enigmatic Defence Professor, Quirinus Quirrell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,718 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HPMoR: The Missing (but Necessary) Chapters by qbsmd reviews
An extension of the universe of "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Includes scenes that should have been but weren't. They contribute nothing to the plot or explaining the universe, but answer important questions that may otherwise never be answered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,736 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 1,879 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4568 - Favs: 10,493 - Follows: 7,539 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 5,216 - Follows: 1,825 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Nothing Left but Fire by aphyer reviews
HPMOR meta-fanfic, starting with Harry left in Hogwarts having one week left until Voldemort comes back to kill him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Harry P., Salazar S., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Aberforth Alternative by Lord Jeram reviews
A chance occurrence causes Harry's life to change when he gains an unlikely confidant in Aberforth Dumbledore, the 'Other Dumbledore'. A series of scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Aberforth D. - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 1,332 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29357 - Favs: 30,418 - Follows: 18,757 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 1,410 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 10,866 - Follows: 3,199 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wizard God Bless America by The Almighty Shoelaces reviews
As the final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort reaches its pinnacle, an unexpected ally shows up and ends the Battle of Hogwarts once and for all. (Rated "F" for Freedom.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5749 - Favs: 6,941 - Follows: 7,397 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
We are the Golden Trio! by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
Rose is just born and Al is due. But after finding an ancient mirror, Harry, Ron, Hermione and baby Rose are sent back into their 11-year-old bodies the night before they first met. Trapped in the past and wary of the Wizarding World, they seek to kill Voldemort as soon as possible. Together Harry, Ron and Hermione shall show the past who the Golden Trio really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wishful Divergence by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. An unexpected find in the attic of Grimmauld Place changes the course of Harry's life. Except not, because it's not 'this' Harry who'll be affected. Rather, everything is about to change for another Harry, from long ago and far away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,060 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 9,978 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Asymmetrical Warfare by KUCrow1997 reviews
A twist based of the snatchers scene from Deathly Hallows. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 9,997 - Follows: 5,849 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 8,324 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 1,107 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Battle Royale by Tassadar359 reviews
Harry Potter did not get back together with Ginny as expected after the war so she enters a competition with seven other girls to win his affection. She goes to Hermione for help to get back with Harry, but is Hermione really on her side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,268 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5911 - Favs: 15,986 - Follows: 17,375 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 1,203 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 5,497 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Marauder's Abridged History Book by Bassoonish reviews
They've had a Map; they've had an Advice Column, now all they need is a a history... Book? Now whose idea was that? Mr. Moony denies having suggested it. Mr. Padfoot disagrees. And thus starts the continued insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Marauders, James P. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Back up Plan L by kopakanuvafan20 reviews
Female Revan had a back up plan in case she should ever fall. And now he has returned with three old friends of his to Taris' Upper City Cantina.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,557 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Harry P., Revan] - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 13,859 - Follows: 5,726 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16232 - Favs: 27,666 - Follows: 11,690 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 6,453 - Follows: 3,475 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8566 - Favs: 11,997 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 411 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. H/Tracey. The diary left more than battle wounds. Voldemort's ingenuity planned for more than Harry initially assumed. The time has come when he must pierce the shades of grey that colour the Wizarding World. A fast-paced, psychological thriller
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,099 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 5,025 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hunter by The Treacle Tart reviews
We don't always find what we're looking for. We don't always look for the things we find. RonTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ron W., N. Tonks - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 6,486 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Winter Solace by jon3776 reviews
The Golden Trio is on the run, weak and wounded after four months of hunting Horcruxes and they take shelter in the last place anyone might think to look for them. While there, they will confront their hopes, fears and desires and emerge stronger on the
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4701 - Favs: 9,583 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4855 - Favs: 10,813 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11854 - Favs: 24,247 - Follows: 8,773 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 11,596 - Follows: 5,222 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
You Have Always Believed Me by funvince reviews
After a humiliating incident, Hermione ponders the nature of trust. Trust is a curious thing. It's like a window, fragile and easily shattered, but as long as the frame still stands it can be fixed and made stronger than ever. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,494 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Magic Glasses reviews
Can magic and technology combined beat a villain that is successful in his endeavors? No. Consequences must be suffered, victories must be earned, and entertainment must be provided. Time travel with a twist, canon backstory but with one difference that quickly spirals into great changes. Starts in the middle of Harry's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 6/28/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC