NeoSapien
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Joined 04-26-01, id: 63217
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Record of Lodoss War.
Male 20 year old college student currently majoring in physics. I'm into science fiction and fantasy in all mediums - books, television, movies, anime, etc.
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Exo Pack; Better Sape than Sorry! by Jennifer Ever Zero reviews
What's "Under the Skin"? A hilarious parody, of course! Death in every scene, guaranteed...lots of ultra-violence, innuendo, and just plain nonsense! RD, this one's for you!
Exosquad - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2000
Exo Pack: The Last Episode by Jennifer Ever Zero reviews
Not Beyond Chaos, just disorderly conduct...NOT FOR CHILDREN...introduces the Angst-O-Meter!
Exosquad - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2000
Exo Pack: She Blinded Me With Science! by Jennifer Ever Zero reviews
The episode "Defying Olympus"...rewritten as a comedy! Features the Swear Jar and gratuitous hockey jokes. NOT FOR CHILDREN...
Exosquad - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2000
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The Search for the DADA Professor reviews
Dumbledore's not-so-epic interview process for the next in a long, long, long line of DADA Professors continues. Will they be female? Male? Or... something ELSE?!?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2002
Record of Lodoss War: CotHK Rewrite reviews
Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight, rewritten as a parody.
Record of Lodoss War - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 5/1/2002
Truth or Dare - Death Eater Style reviews
A twist on a common theme. What if Voldemort decided to play?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/20/2001
Ask You-Know-Who reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/19/2001
The Dark Lord Support Group reviews
Lord Voldemort has just regained his full power. Now he can rule the world, annihilate the Muggles, and best of all, gloat about it to all the other, less cool Dark Lords in his support group. Support group?!? My first posted fic, R+R if you enjoy savage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2001