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Joined 07-15-04, id: 632289, Profile Updated: 06-07-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Wow, so I haven't logged in since 2008. I guess I'll keep my old stories up for posterity or something but I don't think I'll be looking at them anytime soon. I'm mostly here to favorite/follow stuff. I need to go through those too but I don't feel like doing that for now. I'm going to do some more dusting now. It really piles up after six years.

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Jennifer-Anne Xavier by Jenny-X-Twin reviews
XMFC Meet Jennifer-Anne Xavier, twin sister to Charles Xavier. She too has a powerful mutation, but the twins have agreed that it is best kept locked away within her heart. What is so dangerous about her mutation that she can so rarely use it? And what will she do when an ambitious mutant threatens everything and everyone she loves? XMFC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert
Dark Forces by mermaidstear reviews
Audrey has spent most of her life distancing herself from the merciless father who experimented on her for being different but when an enigmatic man demands to know where her father is so that he can kill him, she is drawn into a world of others like her, people with mysterious powers, which might not be as bad as she thought. XMFC/DOFP. Erik/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Anything But This by I've Been a Labrat reviews
Apparently the CIA can't afford plane tickets, so Charles and Erik are forced to drive cross country to fetch the new mutants. Both men agree it's terrible.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Alexander S./Havok, Darwin
A Changed Man by Dark Satirist reviews
A brief glimpse into Erik's mind during DOFP to explain why he was so frustrated with Charles. Mild spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2014
Sound the Alarm by glanmire reviews
Post-Cuba. Magneto returns to the Xavier mansion one night for a game of chess, but gets a markedly different reception than the one he was expecting.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Cyclops, Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
The Evolution Theory by CJ10 reviews
"See how easily you submit to your superior," he whispered in a cruel mockery of intimacy, and even in her rage, her body betrayed her with a shudder as his warm breath ghosted over the shell of her ear. "Just how defenceless you truly are, Ms Xavier." Erik/OC (XMEN-FC)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X, OC
Charlotte Francine Xavier by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Genderswap, mature themes. Written for a kinkmeme prompt, looking at the events of the movie if Charles had been a woman. This story will also have the psychic-bond trope, as well as being a shameless fix-it fic. Erik/always-a-girl-Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,676 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
A Thousand Years by AStudyInTeal reviews
Charlotte Xavier never expected to find herself assisting the CIA as a telepath. Then again, she hadn't really considered the possibility of finding others mutants like her and Raven. Of all things, she never expected Erik Lehnsherr, nor the effects he would have on the rest of her life.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,489 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Growing Up Potter by Birchwood29 reviews
The famous question: What is it like to be Harry Potter's daughter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 254,394 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
For Reasons Unknown by Lyn Piton reviews
Your typical Time-Turner story...with a few atypical twists. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,337 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Letters from Lily by Deathofme reviews
[Lengthy oneshot. Slight AU] In a chance encounter Snape begins to recieve letters from someone he thought dead many years ago. Lily Evans. It's a little frightening, and even more intoxicating. She wants to give him closure, so she says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Defense Against the Dark Arts by ESP reviews
J.K. never did go into enough detail about Snape as the DADA teacher for my tastes... I was insatiably curious. So I've made it up. A collection of assignments, incidents, and essays. Warning: may include gratuitous melodrama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Secret Santa by birds of morrigan reviews
ON HIATUS The twins have organized a house secret santa, and Harry pulls out the one name he wishes he had never seen...............multiple pairings, pov
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P.
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sparkling Tears by Destiny Kitty reviews
Harry realized, with a huge shock...that Malfoy was crying. A rewrite of THAT scene but with a happier ending. Spoiler for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 218 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Revenge of the Mystic by gizmogurlie reviews
3 years after killing Barbosa, Jack returns to Port Royal with his daughter Lia to visit Will. Unaware of any danger, Jack is forced to makes decisions that could cost him his daughter's life. Rated for later chapters. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,759 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
Fred and George: A History by maraudette-kim reviews
Property of Fred and George Weasley WARNING: chapters ahead may contain some seriously funny stuff! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN, ELDERLY PEOPLE, AND ANY PERSON WITH A HEALTH PROBLEM. lol jks just R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - George W., Percy W.
A Love so Orange by Rumors reviews
Ron doesn't love in red, he loves in orange. This is so damn fluffy it hurts. Why do people let me do this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Ron W., Luna L.
Fruit Loops by Michmak reviews
SSHG Innocent fruit loops are drowned as Snape attempts to teach his son to…well, read it and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snape dialogues by duj reviews
One shot. Snape-eye view of events at Hogwarts from Harry's first year till after the final battle, told in 8 55-word snippets of dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
I'm a Pirate, I've Better Things to Do by rain-days reviews
Someone was following Jack. He didn't expect it to be who it was: A little girl that won't leave him be. Being a pirate and having some little girl by your side,isn't the best thing in the world...PG13,just in case
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Seeker by lady patronus reviews
Just a [very] short one shot of James taking care of Harry as a baby before he dies... little fluffy, but not overly so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
In His Keep by Cesario21 reviews
Snape is forced to break the news of her father's death to Luna Lovegood, and is surprised by her reaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Severus S., Luna L.
History of Magic Notes by Junius reviews
One-shot. How does Ron stay awake in History of Magic? By writing random notes… about Hermione, amongst other things…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Daddy's Little Gryffindor by tirzasnape reviews
First fic, please don't hate me! Snape finds out he has a 10 yr old daughter who comes to live with him after her mother's death. Many adventures and she has a sad dark secret. Can Snape help her? Will they even get along? please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 91 - Words: 317,968 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Poison Apples reviews
Camille, a Hogwarts student, is thrust into a world of questionable morals & growing danger. Follow her life and struggles as a student during the early stage of Voldemort's rise to power. Will she be manipulated into eating the poision apple? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
A Hanging reviews
A pirate captain meets a Tortuga woman. Tragedy is all that's left in the end.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
More Than Wishing reviews
Oneshot. The trio are having a nice afternoon at Hogwarts. Harry asks a question, Hermione walks away, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete