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Joined 07-15-04, id: 632354, Profile Updated: 08-01-14
Author has written 28 stories for SSX Tricky, Evangelion, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Gundam Wing/AC, Digimon, My Little Pony, Legend of Korra, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Community, Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート, and Total Drama series.

Hi, I'm BJ. I've been a long time writer, and I hope you've enjoyed my stories.

I also co-write Total Drama stories with Nyhlus. You can find our stories on his account. They are the fantasy/adventure/comedy The Pillars of Destiny, the teen-romantic comedy Spin the Bottle Cinderella, and the oneshot Somewhere I Belong.

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The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus reviews
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,287 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Noah, Courtney, Duncan
Spin the Bottle Cinderella by Nyhlus reviews
The Drama Club of Pahkitew High is having a wrap party for their production of Cinderella. Dave wants to hook up with Sky. Topher wants to hook up with anyone. A game of spin the bottle makes everything more complicated as everyone gets a turn.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Dave, Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn, Sky
Somewhere I Belong by Nyhlus reviews
It's Prom Night. The day they've been looking forward to for months. But, for Samey and Shawn, it's bittersweet. Samey lost to Amy for Prom Queen. Shawn's missed his last chance with Jasmine. On the staircase of losers, they try to pick up the pieces, and retake their night.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Samey, Shawn
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The Fading Stars reviews
It's been 10 years since the final season of Total Drama. Noah has little to show for his time on it, except his friendship with Courtney. With a special 10 year reunion coming up, Noah is forced to reevaluate who he is now and what Courtney really means to him. Things get more difficult for him when he's asked to escort Heather, a movie star and recovering addict, to the reunion.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Heather, Noah, Courtney
Time Bomb reviews
Theodore Nott. 1997. Seventeen years old. Sixth year at Hogwarts. Dreams of Punk Rock. Melancholy. The year Tracey broke him down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
Dress reviews
Brick gives Jo a dress as a gift. Except, Jo does not want to wear the dress. She'll only wear it on one condition: if Brick beats her in a bet. And if Brick loses? Then he has to wear it.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Brick, Jo - Complete
The Study Group reviews
Nott, Hermione, Terry, and Hannah find themselves in a study group during their sixth year. Through heartbreak, parties, tears, and sex, they discover how distant those close to you can be. And how simple things like a study group can change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,346 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N., Hannah A., Terry B.
Never Quite the Woman That She Wanted to Be reviews
Brick knew it was stupid. It was never going to look right: the lipstick or the eye shadow. But he wanted to try, late at night, by the lake. Only, he never expected Jo would catch him.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Brick, Jo - Complete
Total Space Cowboys reviews
Enter a world in the distant future, where bounty hunters roam the solar system. Lightning, a new hotshot, with his crew of Brick, Zoey and Dawn, chases down his first five star bounty, the most dangerous kind of bounty. The mission is complicated by Brick's old crew, captained by Jo, joining the hunt. Which will be the greater threat? The struggle of the Total Space Cowboys.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Brick, Dawn, Jo, Lightning
All God's Lonely Children reviews
It's a quick in and out. We go in. I point my gun at the cashier. You grab the cash. We get out. Simple. How can it go wrong?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Courtney, Duncan, Ezekiel, Scott - Complete
Wake reviews
The first funeral surprised everyone. The second one was less of a shock. The third one felt like the natural conclusion. It was an inevitability during the year of death. Geoff's mother used to say that bad things always come in threes. A short reflection on life, love, and death.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Bridgette, Geoff - Complete
Wild Youth reviews
The Snakes are a gang of street punks who live in an abandoned school house. Restless, their time is filled with sex, drinking and fighting. This routine is broken when the mafia, Hogwarts, returns to the city, bent on retaking the underworld. Now, the Snakes need to decide where they fit in to this new order. And how does Hermione Granger, a member of the Lions, fit into it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,345 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
An Anxious Night reviews
Brick cannot sleep. He's afraid. Dawn wants to escape. Late at night, deep in the forest, they meet, and try to understand each other, and themselves.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Brick, Dawn - Complete
Beach House reviews
Bored, Theodore Nott and Rolf Scamander decide to spend the weekend at Rolf's family's cottage on the beach. The same weekend, Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger rent out a cottage down the beach, hoping for a fun weekend. When the two groups collide, their quiet weekend becomes an explosion of anxiety, comedy, repression, sex, regret and love. Will they leave the beach the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L., Theodore N., Rolf S.
The Unloved Kids reviews
Head Girl Hermione Granger becomes interested in the social outcasts of seventh year through Theodore Nott's new look. Her association with them brings her to music, parties, gossip and tears. How far will her fascination with Nott and his Morrissey haircut take her? And what does Luna Lovegood and a book claiming to be Ian Curtis have to do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,763 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L., Theodore N.
Líf and Lífþrasir reviews
Five years after returning to the target world line, Kurisu and Okabe meet at a restaurant. She wants to understand the man who saved her. He wants to see her one more time.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Okabe R., Kurisu M. - Complete
A Dedication reviews
At a Ministry party, Theodore Nott is introduced to Hermione Granger by a coworker. The two of them connect over their shared past, despite having been on opposing sides. They start a steamy love affair, that forces them to reflect on their past and present lives. Can they help each other overcome their trauma? A story filled with sex, jazz, and regrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Adrift reviews
A chance meeting between Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger late at night. Two students lost in their own minds, open up to each other, and become closer than either ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bonfire reviews
After third year, Britta vanished. Her disappearance shook the study group to its core. Months later, at a bonfire, she arrives back unexpectedly. Why did she leave? Why has she come back? Given one more chance, can Jeff say all of the things he never had a chance to? Can he make right what he thought was forever broken?
Community - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Britta P., Jeff W. - Complete
Looking Through One Eye reviews
In an alternate world, Kyon chose not to use the escape program left by Yuki Nagato during the Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya. This decision permanently changed the lives of the Brigade. One night, trapped in a storm, Yuki Nagato and Itsuki Koizumi reflect on their heart break. The way love tears them apart. And together, they find a way to make themselves whole once more.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Yuki N., Itsuki K. - Complete
A White Flower and a Metal Heart reviews
Lin and Piandao have known each other their whole life. They have dedicated themselves to their jobs: Lin the police chief and Piandao the leader of the White Lotus. Now, with Lin no longer working with the police, can she convince Piandao to choose her over the safety of the avatar? Can the children of Toph and Sokka finally have the relationship they've never let themselves have?
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Midnight City reviews
When Theodore Nott wakes up with the worst possible hangover, he realizes he can't remember what happened the night before. What actually happened? Did he get into a fight? And how does Hermione play into it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Nightcall reviews
One Shot. A short reflection. There is some revelation that happens, in a pool of your own blood.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
When it Comes to You reviews
Short Vignettes about those short moments we share. Except, we never really share them. We're always trapped in our own minds, remembering the past, and dreaming about how it could have been. TaixSora
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T.
A Gift of Words reviews
ONE SHOT. Fluttershy has given Twilight the most innocent, personable, perfect gift. Twilight is distraught over her inability to repay Fluttershy with a gift of her own. Rated for Language.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy
Turn into Something reviews
What would happen if the gang's time at Hogwarts was closer to a normal student's experience? How would they change if sneaking out and partying became the only source of excitement? If they were filled with existential angst, sexual desires and magic? Featuring a second story staring Theodore Nott.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
To Ride on Past Wings reviews
One Shot. One afternoon Duo arrives at WuFei's office. It's been ten years since the events of Endless Waltz and since they have seen each other. Why has Duo returned now? What is he trying to discouver and how does it involve the other Gundam pilots?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Duo M., Hilde S. - Complete
The Wayward Winds of Time reviews
ONE SHOT Life, no matter how much one prepares, always involves tragedy and the unknown. In the face of such uncertainty, the riders of the wind challenge the normal flow, and in the wayward winds of time, challenge the world to find love. NausicaaxAsbel
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
This Way reviews
Set in the AU of episode 26. Over three days, Shinji's relationship with his childhood friend Asuka changes forever thanks to the new girl Rei. Shinji learns the hard way that fragile things break easily, especially hearts. Asuka/Shinji
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Whatever Point You Will reviews
A man in exile. Few have ever accomplished as much as he, but few have suffered as much as well. A man who, with only his brain, fought men who could throw boulders and won. A man who loved a girl and won. Continuation and Slight Retelling of the Show.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Inside The SSX Complex reviews
In one day in the SSX Complex, the SSX headquarters, nothing changes , except the lives of the SSX riders who live there.
SSX Tricky - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 11/19/2004
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