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Joined 07-15-04, id: 632446, Profile Updated: 01-06-10
Author has written 8 stories for Misc. Movies, Transformers/Beast Wars, Tron, Pride and Prejudice, Pokémon, Harry Potter, and Office.

Life is short,

And pleasures few,

And holed the ship,

And drowned the crew.

But o! But o!

How very blue

The sea is.

-Clive Barker (my favorite author!!)

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Here I Was Back In The Hereafter AKA School by Moon Made of Longing reviews
What happens when Candy Quackenbush returns to Chickentown and school? Why is Ignacio the stichling wandering the hallways? And why in all of Abarat is Candy admitting to killing the Criss-Cross Man?
Clive Barker' - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008
I Would Be Your Slave by eatthefrog reviews
Set during/after 'Gossip'. Oscar is frustrated by Andy. My first fanfiction, please be gentle. Disregard the sentence about David Bowie at the end. I messed up and I don't want to reload the document.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Andy B., Oscar M. - Complete
Robo Days In A Robo Daze by MizzPimp reviews
When Bender tries to cheer Fry up things go from miserable to hell - literally. Bender finds himself dead and has to make a devious deal with the Devil to get his life back. Beelz's request is simple... But is that REALLy all there is to it? COLLAB!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bender R.
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Concerning The Pianoforte by Tsundragon reviews
Old friends take the time to reminisce with one another in the parlor. Darcy x Bingley. Rated T for minor slash.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
On A Whim by A Pox Be Upon You reviews
Pike's not giving in, won't give in, but Nero holds all the cards. Non-con implied but not shown.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2009 - C. Pike, Nero - Complete
Timebomb by Sudonim reviews
The craziest man is the one who seems sanest but cannot possibly be. Jonathan Crane is that man. Slash, long-form drabble, violence, language, sexual content, terrorism.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Falling Slowly by xxxTsubasaHoLic reviews
When an arrogant new kid transfers to Graystone High School, it's up to Ash to do the impossible- befriend him. But it seems that Paul has a darker past than he's led Ash to believe. AU fic, set in the 'real world'. Comashipping. Rated T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Ash K./Satoshi
That Idiot by Night Rain Illusion reviews
Light Comashipping. Why do I even care? Paul had probably asked himself that too many times in the past hour.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Exchange by WrittenInSilence reviews
Based on the Poke100 LJ community challenge. Originshipping, which means yaoi. A series of interconnected drabbles, though they can be stand alone. Possible spoilers for the manga. Wallace/Steven
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Wallace/Mikuri, Steven S./Daigo
Push it by MeanandGreen reviews
Starscream loves Skyfire. Skywarp enjoys Skyfire’s company. Thundercracker, well, Thundercracker isn’t ready just yet for his trine to become a quadrine. Can Thundercracker ever bring himself to even like the uber geek? He’ll get back to you on that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Thundercracker
If They Found Out by Lawnmowergirl reviews
Implied OriginShipping. I swear I would take this down if it wasn't so inexplicably popular.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Steven S./Daigo, Wallace/Mikuri - Complete
Secret Cupid Story by XrioluluX reviews
just written for sppf secret cupid...Ash and Paul get together and travel on their own...short short oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Paul/Shinji, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Finding Something Wonderful by Rose DiVerona reviews
Marlin-centric. "It was wonderful, really, being in love." The clownfish recalls how he lost faith in ever finding romance again...until her. Slight, implied Marlin/Dory.
Finding Nemo - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Mewtwo Strikes Back by cominghome28 reviews
What if during the first Pokémon movie, a fourth trainer made it to Mewtwo's palace on New Island? What if that trainer happened to be Gary Oak? Better yet, what if Ash was still trying to get over his feelings for said trainer? AshxGary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,648 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Wastelands by iiskaa reviews
On the losing side of the war and in hiding, two Decepticons band together for survival. Shockwave/Hook, implied Megatron/Shockwave and Scrapper/Hook. Slash, mentions of character death. G1 AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hook, Shockwave - Complete
House's Journal by DAzebras reviews
House's personal account of his everyday adventures.As of late, Wilson has been acting oddly, and it is up to his best friend to find out why, despite Wilson's admirable attempts at secrecy. May be H/W slash later, but right now it's all crazy friendship
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Worthy of my Recognition by Articulate Darkness reviews
-And he couldn't stop the words from tumbling out of his mouth, "I can't remember because I try so hard to forget everything about you." These are 100 one-shots for rivals Ash and Paul. Shinji x Satoshi; Comashipping-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji
Seven Parasols by cominghome28 reviews
Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,410 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
The Benefits of the Uniform by MissusPatches reviews
A brief dabble in a slashy pairing of the crack-ish sort. xD it simply had to be done !
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Studying by cominghome28 reviews
Ash is up at four in the morning, studying his opponent's Pokémon. Gary is interested in doing some studying of his own, but this kind involves two hot bodies and a couple of pillows. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Whatta Mech by MeanandGreen reviews
Skywarp tells Thundercracker like it is: Among the three of them, Starscream’s gonna lose his virginity first. A semi-sequel of sorts to "Let's Talk about Sparks, Baby".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Let's Talk about Sparks, Baby by MeanandGreen reviews
Starscream goes through puberty. Yegads. Skyfire tries to help. Great Scott. Making out? With teen robots? It's more likely than you think. It's done too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Ashyboy by cominghome28 reviews
Gary's won the battle, but he feels as though he's lost a lot more.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Bedside Manner by iiskaa reviews
After an explosion in his lab, Wheeljack wakes up to find an annoyed Ratchet hovering over him. G1, mild slash, short/one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Insum by valkyrie.fe reviews
Insum: to belong to, to be involved in or with. Skyfire/Starscream, Pre-War. Slash or not, up to the reader. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
An Unexpected Fall by RavynneRune reviews
REPOST! The year is 1811, September 29 before Michaelmas and Mr. Charles Bingley has just taken possession of Netherfield Park. How can an untimely disaster set in motion an entirely new and unexpected chain of events? Read and find out! Slash
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2008
A Strange Vistor by rainbow-flyer reviews
Simon Belmont takes on the sparkly vampires of Twilight. Read & Review plz!
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Simon B.
Just the Way Dogs Are by happywanderer2 reviews
Kiba visits Kankuro after Sasori trashes his puppets and tries to console him, but not quite in the way Kankuro might have expected. This is a guy-on-guy pairing KibaXKanky , so if you do not like such things, leave now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Date Night by happywanderer2 reviews
Shikamaru usually finds that it is easier and less annoying just to go with the flow where Temari is concerned. That is until he finds himself in a very bothersome predicament.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Succumb by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
Lily surrenders herself to Darkness in a way she never imagined possible.
Legend - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Their Happy Endings by MissMune reviews
Oneshot, Bender-centric. When viewed from the sidelines, happy endings aren't always so happy.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bender R. - Complete
Glorifico by M.F.D reviews
Gotham needs a hero. Harvey Dent in three quotes. Dark Knight spoilers.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Evil Has Prevailed by MandaMelon reviews
TF Animated;; Prowl finds himself way in over his head as a mad scientists machine ends up malfunctioning and sends him to another universe. Can Prowl return to his own universe and escape this evil filled one, and what goes on while he is gone?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Aftermath by happywanderer2 reviews
My version of some events that happened after the chunin exams. Rated at T because a certain Sand shinobi has a potty mouth, jaan. These characters are not mine, I just borrowed them for a little bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Kankuro, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The World's Greatest Criminal Mind by Rosethorn reviews
You know what we're going to do tomorrow night, Ratigan? Crossover with Pinky and the Brain.
Crossover - Pinky and the Brain & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Can love conquer all? by outerelf reviews
Inferno/Red Alert. When someone gets a blast from the past, will the two finally get over their shyness and confess love? T to be safe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
To Catch a 'Bot by sharky-chan reviews
G1 Venture Bros crossover. Robots and wacky mishaps abound when the Decepticons and Autobots begin an epic struggle over Dr. Venture's not-at-all plagiarizing latest creation. Minions are squashed, Ironhide eats pudding and Starscream fails.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Restless by The Kunai reviews
Tron has a peculiar dream about...Sark? What has the world come to...
Tron - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Know Your Stars by Shinnscape reviews
If you've ever seen Nickelodeon's All That, you already know. If not: See your favorite Xiaolin Showdown characters driven into PURE MADNESS by THE VOICE! T, in case; some obvious OOC behavior. Chapter 1 RE-EDITED, now with added content. On hiatus.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Jack
Without You I'm Nothing by x id x reviews
Twelve 100 word drabbles, each inspired by a track on Placebo's album, Without You I'm Nothing. FrankRiffRaff.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Chillin with Gorillaz by irule800 reviews
Billy&Mandy meet the Gorillaz!crossover just a experiment..im gonna continue soon,gimme time
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005
Untitled by Mango2 reviews
Contains spoliers. October recieves a startling phone call, but it is only the beginning of the shocking chain of events that lead up to a startling discovery about her father Otto Octavius.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Not All Bad, Is It? by Mercuria reviews
Series of drabbles. Some things that did happen to Brad, some things that didn't, and some that are in between. BradFrank.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004
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Floors reviews
Set during "The Convention"; a light tale in which Jim turns to Dwight to get his mind off of Pam. powdered with Jim/Dwight
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Jim H., Dwight S. - Complete
victories and rules reviews
Quick little one-shot in which Oliver Wood cures a grumpy Percy Weasley. Slash. T to be safe, idk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Flint's Depression Management reviews
Volkner/Flint--a little light-hearted fic entailing one of the many endeavors of Flint's attempting to happify Volkner.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Volkner/Denzi - Complete
Sallies and Subtlety reviews
One-shot. Mr. Bingley has a conversation with Mr. Darcy pertaining to his behavior at the ball. Implied Darcy/Bingley
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Becoming an Autobot, Remaining a Decepticon reviews
TFA. Shockwave faces unexpected obstacles while under his guise, 'Longarm.' Probably will end up being a series of one-shots, if anything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bumblebee, Shockwave
The Question reviews
G1. Spike seeks help from Bumblebee. Just a simple little story, primarily dialogue. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bumblebee, Spike W. - Complete
Flynn reviews
A moment of privacy in the midst of a war in which Flynn and Tron find themselves a sliver of peace. FlynnxTron
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Little Nemo: Adventures in PostCivil War America reviews
AU. Nemo's an immigrant in America, Professor Genius is his uncle, Flip is his school friend, and Camille is an upperclass snob. I decided to do my history assignment with awesome fandomness.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
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    Cartoons Pinky and the Brain