Pip the Dark Lord of All
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Author has written 57 stories for Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, Silmarillion, StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Wars, Hobbit, and Harry Potter.

Hi! I am the great and awesome Pip, the Dark Lord of All!!!!!

During the summer updates on my stories may be sporadic... apologies. I try to update asap.

I am obsessed with birding. Birds= AWESOMENESS!

I am cracked. AND PROUD OF IT!

Vote on my poll! ( It is precioussss to me)

I will answer everyone who reviews my stories!

Copy and paste this into your profile if:

The last time your brother annoyed you, you were like: Get thee gone, and take they due place!

When your dad got home from work last night, you greeted him with a Nazgul SCREEEEEEEEECHHHH and he answered with one.

And when your mom told you to sweep the kitchen, you were like: I am not programmed to respond in that area.

The End.

If you are proud to be part of the "Mary Sue Fellowship" and have endured flames from a certain Guest reviewer, or are bothered by these flames, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Sixty-Four K, Pip the Dark Lord of All

Sir Christopher Lee passed away just recently on June 7, 2015. Copy and Paste this and add your name to the list, as a little memorial to him, one of the greatest British actors of our day, whom I first knew as Saruman the white. We remember you, Sir Christopher Lee, thank you for sharing your greatness with the world. ~ThurinRanger

Have any of you heard of the fanfic writer Erestor? If not, you need to look her up and read her stories. If so, I'm sure you've noticed her absence from this website. But I have some news for you. On July first, 2015, me and everyone else I can get are all going to send Erestor at least two PMs each, BEFORE SIX O'CLOCK IN THE EVENING, begging her to return and write some more, or at least respond to us and tell us why she can't. At least two, so that either she'll be touched into replying or her spam box will be swamped. Either way, we'll have tried our hardest. At six o'clock in the evening, in whichever time zone we are in, we are all going to have a sob-fest for Erestor and bring the house down singing the Lament For Erestor, looking left, and crying. For the lyrics to Lament For Erestor, contact me. Once that date has passed, we'll wait a month, and if she still doesn't respond we'll plan to do the same thing, the same date, the next year, and all the years after until she responds. So you better watch out Erestor! If you are planning to do this, please repost it on your profile page and tell all your friends about it, because if this is going to work, we need as many people as we can get. Thanks all!

Jedi hand move* You will copy and paste all of this. -Phillip Callaway; Lily Lindsey-Aubrey, ThurinRanger, Pip the Dark Lord of All

There is an author on here that has suffered from the DisappearingSyndrome, her name is Erestor. If you desperately want her to come back so she can keepwriting amazing stories, please join the movement. Look left when ever you think of her,and copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. EvenstarWarrior, BlackShaftedArrow, Pip the Dark Lord of All

Everyone, I want you to know. Something terrible has happened - or actually, hasn't happened. Tom Bombadil, Goldberry, and Orophin aren't on the Character List when you search in the LotR area! (Or write a story about them). So basically - they don't exist! *screams in horror* Help me, you wonderful people! We must message support and ask them to add these three!

I am part of the review campaign. We feel that you should review every story you read. Whether it is constructive criticism or praise, it lets the author know that there are people reading their stories. If you agree, post this on your profile and... REVEIW STORIES!

I hereby swear to never leave fan fiction and the friends I've made here without trace. If a circumstance occurs in which I must sever myself from this site, be it known that I will put an explanation on my profile. This is because my heart breaks whenever I read an amazing story, and then find out that the writer is gone. I never know if he/she'll ever come back, and must live my days wondering, hoping against hope that he/she'll return. Signed: Lily Lindsey-Aubrey, Pip the Dark Lord of All

Copy and paste and add your name! We need to stop this cycle of stories that will never be finished and leave poor readers hanging.

This is it guys...this is the last movie we're getting of Middle Earth. (Until they make the Silmarillion, which I'm still firmly convinced is going to happen someday...just not for a long while.) So this is the day we fight together! If this is to end in fire, we will all BURN TOGETHER! There will come a day when the strength of men fails (and they burst into tears and hate the Hobbit movie) BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! Today we fight! So lets take over the internet with our love for Tolkien! Post #durinsday on everything, in everything, and with everything. FOR GONDOR! DEATH!

The battle for Middle Earth begins. #durinsday

May the hair on your feet never grow less, live long and prosper, and may the force be with you!

Someone asked if I have braces. I do. And I hate them. They inspired me to write the Lord of the Braces.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

I'm not an idiot, I'm a fool of a Took!

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did. LOL

So my best friend and I came up with this thing where you switch the first letters on two words. It can make for quite a lot of hilarity. Here are a few of the best ones...

Wandalf the Gizzard

Lard of Baketown

Brodo Faggins

Gamwise Samgee

Varth Dader

Kames Jirk

It works on quotes too...

The ming is rine!

The ding must be retroyed.

Flaugh it up, luzzball.

Live pong and lrosper.

May the yorce be with fou.

You phall not sass!

One does not simply molk into Wordor.

If you think this is funny, copy and paste into your profile.

If you best friend procrastinates so much she tried to write a 8 page paper the day it was due, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile. I was practicing my screech owl whistle!

If you know what pishing is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you pish on a regular basis, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

French class. The class where everyone goes to class hoping they don't have to conjugate French verbs. Post this on your profile if you hate French verbs.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

Pyromaniac? Put this in your profile. (YAY FIRE!)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you copy and paste the same copy and paste multiple times to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

Actually, I never thought spelling was important.

Fanfiction is for elves and wizards trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different (I've been called all of those).

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, Saffire55, queen92a, Kaitie Kaye, anime-lover10, lindsey and marie enterprises, TimeyWimeyGirl, EvenstarWarrior, Pip the Dark Lord of All

If you ever write FanFictions when you should be doing homework, paying attention in class, etc., put this on your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste

If you've ever wondered how long a profile can be, copy and paste

If when you are doing homework, you lose concentration and start thinking about fandoms and daydream for hours on end, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If when you hear someone talk about their "Big Day" you don't think of weddings, but you wonder where they went birding, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dream of going to Attu Island, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you obsessively check every ten minutes to see if you got a new review or PM, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

"A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're bored; it's not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that's not even relatively funny. It's something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It's something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, "This is the last page, and then I'll put it down," you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, weather you're black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some people don't know what a book is, even though you've known your whole life." by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)


'Why, O my people,' he cried, 'why should we longer serve these jealous Valar, who cannot keep us, nor their own realm even, secure from their Enemy? And though he be now their foe, are not they and he of one kin? Vengeance calls me hence, but even were it otherwise, I would not dwell longer in the same land with the kin of my father's slayer and the thief of my treasure. Yet I am not the only valiant in this valiant people. And have ye not all lost your king? And what else have ye not lost, cooped here in a narrow land between the jealous mountains and the harvestless Sea? Here once was light, that the Valar begrudged to Middle-earth, but now dark levels all. Shall we mourn here deedless for ever, a shadow-folk, mist-haunting, dropping vain tears in the salt thankless Sea? Or shall we go home? In Kuiviénen sweet ran the waters under unclouded stars, and wide lands lay about where a free folk might walk. There they lie still and await us who in our folly forsook them. Come away! Let the cowards keep this city. But by the blood of Finwë! unless I dote, if the cowards only remain, then grass will grow in the streets. Nay, rot, mildew, and toadstool.'
Long he spoke, and ever he urged the Noldor to follow him and by their own prowess to win freedom and great realms in the lands of the East ere it was too late; for he echoed the lies of Melkor that the Valar had cozened them and would hold them captive so that Men might rule Middle-earth; and many of the Eldar heard then for the first time of the Aftercomers. 'Fair shall the end be,' he cried, 'though long and hard shall be the road! Say farewell to bondage! But say farewell also to ease! Say farewell to the weak! Say farewell to your treasures - more still shall we make! Journey light. But bring with you your swords! For we will go further than Tauros, endure longer than Tulkas: we will never turn back from pursuit. After Morgoth to the ends of the Earth! War shall he have and hatred undying. But when we have conquered and have regained the Silmarils that he stole, then behold! We, we alone, shall be the lords of the unsullied Light, and masters of the bliss and the beauty of Arda! No other race shall oust us!'
Then Fëanor swore a terrible oath. Straightway his seven sons leaped to his side and each took the selfsame oath; and red as blood shone their drawn swords in the glare of the torches.
'Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean,
brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
dread nor danger, not Doom itself,
shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin,
whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
finding keepeth or afar casteth
a Silmaril. This swear we all:
death we will deal him ere Day's ending,
woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth.
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!'

Feanaro's speech at Tirion on Túna, because everyone needs it on their profile

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I think something got lost in the translation)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

10 Sure Ways to Drive People Out of their Minds *

1. When you go to see the play Waiting for Godot,get up halfway through the it and walk onto stage carrying two suitcases, stare at the two patient tramps, and say in your most confident, perky voice: "Hello, I am Godot."

2. When someone proposes to you, stare hypnotized at the ring, then reach a quavering hand out towards it, and break into your best Galadriel: "And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In the place of a Dark Lord you will set up a Queen…" etc., and don't forget "All will love me and despair!"

3. If you are ever asked to be someone's ring bearer at a marriage, dress up as Frodo.

4. When you think someone is acting immature, become Gandalf and soundly lecture him or her with plenty of "Fool of" whatever-their-last-name-happens-to-be put in.

5. Put life sized cardboard cut out black riders all around your house just before guests come.

6. Demand that everyone at school and/or work call you by your Elvish name.

7. When you are in a crowded elevator, start sobbing and tell your fellow passengers that you are the last Elf, and explain exactly how lonely you are because no one can understand you.

8. Pretend you are talking to an invisible Frodo at every opportunity you can get. Tell him not to be so shy, things like that.

9. In the early morning, stand on the top of a slide at a campground and sing, "Everybody's Got a Water Buffalo" at the top of your lungs.

10. Write letters to your neighbors from characters in books and stick them in their mailboxes early in the morning before they wake up.

Note: Each participant is responsible for him/herself. I am in no way accountable for his/her actions.

38 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..

38. When you are in the lift with one other person, make a call on your cell phone, and announce into it in your best dead pan voice, "I've got him."

15 ways to annoy a non-Tolkien fan.

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they'll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, 'I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground' every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play 'LOTR in 99 seconds' on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike 'the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor' every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, 'One does not simply (insert verb here)'.

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

15: Threaten them with the wrath of the Valar

Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!

A student got a 0% on the following exam even when he didn't get anything wrong. How is that?

Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?

A: In his last battle

Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

A: At the bottom of the paper

Q3: The River Ravi flows in which state?

A: Liquid

Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?

A: Marriage

Q5: What is the main reason for failure?

A: Exams

Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner

Q7: What looks like half an apple?

A: The other half

Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?

A: Wet

Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

A: He sleeps at night

Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A: You will never find an elephant that only has one hand

Q11: It took eight men ten hours to build a wall. How long will it take four men to build it?

A: No time at all. The wall is already built.

Q12: How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?

A: Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.


Have an American history teacher explain this… if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Now here's the kicker.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy, huh?


I will remember Bilbo

When I find hidden courage inside of me
I will remember Thorin
When I lose faith
I will remember Fili
When I protect my siblings
I will remember Kili
When I feel reckless
I will remember Balin
When advising others
I will remember Dwalin
When I need to be strong
I will remember Gloin
When trying to save money
I will remember Oin
When I need to pay attention
I will remember Bombur
When I am cooking
I will remember Bofur
When trying to be positive
I will remember Bifur
When people doubt others by their appearance
I will remember Dori
When I am over-protective
I will remember Nori
When I take my life into my hands
I will remember Ori
When people doubt me because of my age
I will remember Bard
When helping strangers
I will remember Thranduil
When wanting the best for my family
I will remember Smaug
When I want to destroy things
I will remember Gandalf
When I am faced with death

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places

When all the other lights went out


I will remember Frodo

When I am faced with an impossible task
I will remember Sam
When my friend needs me
I will remember Merry
When I want to fight for those I love
I will remember Pippin
When curiosity gets the better of me
I will remember Aragorn
When I can't hide from my future
I will remember Legolas
When defying the laws of friendship
I will remember Gimli
When I feel proud of myself
I will remember Boromir
When I forget about friendship
I will remember Arwen
When I sacrifice things for the people I love
I will remember Elrond
When trying to make wise choices
I will remember Galadriel
When I see that someone has the potential to change the world
I will remember Éowyn
When I cannot be with the one I love
I will remember Éomer
When I look at my siblings
I will remember Theoden
When I see my family for the last time
I will remember Gollum
When I want something to myself
I will remember Faramir
When I feel worthless
I will remember Denethor
When I'm blinded by grief
I will remember Grima
When fear controls me
I will remember Saruman
When I ignore people in need
I will remember Sauron
When I become addicted to power

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places

When all the other lights went out.


COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU BELIEVE:

I love dwarves for their loyalty.

I love elves for their accuracy.

I love wizards for their time.

Quotes I think are awesome...

LOTR

You're late!

A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means too. - Frodo and Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring

Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing!

Well that rules you out Pip! - Merry and Pippin, The Fellowship of the Ring

What's that?

This, my friend, is a pint.

It comes in pints? I'm getting one. - Merry and Pippin, The Fellowship of the Ring

Don't worry, Sam. Rosie knows an idiot when she sees one.

Does she? - Frodo and Sam, The Fellowship of the Ring

That still only counts for one! - Gimli, The Return of the King

I feel something...a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.

What did I tell you? He can't hold his liquor. (passes out)

Game over. - Legolas and Gimli, The Return of the King

It's like being back at the Green Dragon. A mug of ale in my hand. Putting my feet up on a settle after a long day's work.

Only you've never done a hard day's work.

(Laughs, agreeing) - Pippin and Merry, The Return of the King

You fool. No man can kill me.

I am no man! (kills him) - The Witch-King and Eowyn, The Return of the King

Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes that same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves, and shattered shields, while the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West! - Aragorn, The Return of the King

Sherlock Holmes

My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. - Sherlock Holmes, The Blue Carbuncle

I wonder what it must be like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring. - Sherlock

Star Wars

Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

You love me because I'm a scoundrel. You need more scoundrels in your life. - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

Beep beep beep. - R2D2, many times

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader, A New Hope

(The captain is dead on the floor) Apology accepted, Captain Needa. - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

I love you.

I know. - Princess Leia and Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

Laugh it up, fuzzball! - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

Impressive. Most impressive. - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

Aaaaarrrrggggggkhhhhhhhh... - Chewbacca

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!

Never tell me the odds. - C3PO and Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

Not bad for a little furball! - Han Solo, The Return of the Jedi

Star Trek

I don't believe in the no-win scenario. - Admiral Kirk, The Wrath of Khan

I would not presume to debate you.

That is wise. - Kirk and Spock, The Wrath of Khan

They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

I suppose they told you that.

The hell they did.

Riiight. - Spock and Dr. Gillian Taylor, The Voyage Home

If we play our cards right, we may be able to find out when the whales are leaving.

How will playing cards help? - Kirk and Spock, The Voyage Home

Do not risk the ship anymore on my behalf.

Shut up Spock, we're rescuing you!

Why thank you, CAPTAIN McCoy. -Spock and McCoy, The Immunity Syndrome

I'll protect you, fair maiden!

Sorry, neither. - Sulu and Uhura, The Naked Time

COWARDS! - Sulu, The Naked Time

I am glad the affair is over. A most annoying, emotional episode.

Right smack in the old heart. (punches left side) Oh, I'm sorry, in your case it would be about here. (punches right side)

The fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours doctor, pleases me no end. - Spock and McCoy, Mudd's Women

I suppose your logic finds this fascinating, Mr. Spock?

No. "Fascinating" is a word I word I use for the unexpected, in this case I think "interesting" should suffice. - McCoy and Spock, The Squire of Gothos

Live long and prosper, Spock.

I shall do neither. I have killed my captain...and my friend. - T'Pau and Spock, Amok Time

Are you sure you won't change your mind?

Is there something wrong with the one I have? - Dr. Gillian Taylor and Spock, The Voyage Home

My friends, the great experiment: Excelcior, ready for trial runs...

...she's supposed to have transwarp drive.

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon. - Kirk, Sulu, and Scotty, The Search for Spock

The word, sir?

The word is no. I am therefore going anyway. - Sulu and Kirk, The Search for Spock

Spock!

Jim. Ship...out of danger?

Yes.

Don't grieve...Admiral. The needs of the many...outweigh...

The needs of the few.

Or the one. I never took...the Kobayashi Maru test...until now...what do you think...of my solution?

Spock...

I have been, and always shall be...your friend. Live long and prosper. (dies)

No...! - Kirk and Spock, The Wrath of Khan

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A man went out to buy a horse. He found one that he liked, but then the man who was selling the horse said, "This horse is special. This horse is a Christian horse."

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"Well," explained the seller, "when you want him to go, you have to say 'praise the Lord'. And when you want him to stop, you have to say 'amen'."

"Okay," said the man, and paid for the horse.

When he went home to ride the horse, he got on. "Giddyup!" he said, but nothing happened. Then he remembered the horse seller's words, and then said to the horse, "Praise the Lord."

Immediately the horse took off in a gallop. The man hung on for dear life as the horse sped away, and gasped when he saw a steep, high cliff fast approaching. "Whoa!" he shouted. The horse just kept going. Then the man remembered what the horse seller had said, and commanded the horse, "Amen!"

The horse skidded to a stop a mere two feet away from the cliff's edge. The man was so overjoyed that, without thinking, he shouted, "Praise the Lord!"

HERE'S A GOOD JOKE FOR STAR TREK FANS:

How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirted security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand again, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingons and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives from an awful fate and, as a reward, they have been given all the light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then joyfully inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

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From Lord of the Rings...Thranduil is not a tyrant, okay?! I refuse to read stories where he is portrayed as such. He was just being a good king. If you still don't believe me, read The Hobbit again. Tolkien writes that 'if the king had a weakness it was for treasure' not for beating up his subjects. In addition, he succours the Men of the Lake in their need, and Bilbo is willing to die for him. Moreover, do you really think Legolas would have been alright if he had been abused during his childhood? I rest my case! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list and spread the word Elindë, Elven Warrior Princess, Gwedhiel0117, littledragoneyes, Elf from Downunder, Nimrodel626, Pip the Dark Lord of All

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For Whose Sake by Celsius Fate reviews
Legolas does not know how he came to be at Dol Guldur. He has no recollections of his past. Trained by the Witch-King of Angmar, the Elf becomes the Nazgûl Lord's personal champion. The assassin known as Esgal...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,316 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil
My Father's Eyes by feathered moon wings reviews
They are terrible and cruel; warm and loving. I see my father trough his ever-changing eyes, and they tell me his truths if I read them correctly. But sometimes I fear i will never get to know everything there is to know about them. They are like the grey sky, like the universe itself or the forest as it rains. They speak to me if I listen. (Drabbles. Cover by me. Beta: Mondhase.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Breaking by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE A journey to visit her parents takes a deathly turn when Celebrían is taken by orcs. Through love and loss, the family must come to terms with the events of the past and cling to hope that they will be reunited together. Can they come together to help each other through their pain and loss? Cover art was done by Mirkwood warrior
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,359 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Celebrian, Elrond] Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Survival by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE/REVISED The ride of Imladris' two esteemed Lords bring unexpected consequences and a race for survival of the fittest. Erestor, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir and Elrond Rated T plus for some elements of torture. This is set before the War of the Ring
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
A Hundred Random Drabbles by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE (NOW COMPLETELY REVISED)This is my attempt to tackle the 100 Drabble Challenge given by NirCele. I will place warnings only if needed and they will contain most of the LotR characters and characters from the Silmarillion. Enjoy Rated K-T. If any of you are interested please PM me as NirCele has passed the torch to me while she is on hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 31,120 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Orc, Elf, Human, Dwarf - Complete
To Heal A Hurt by LadyLindariel reviews
The war against Sauron has been won but for Legolas, the pain is still too fresh. Trying to escape the torment he flees his home every night but to where? Written for January's Teitho challenge
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Legolas, Gimli, Thranduil - Complete
The Twin's First Yule by LadyLindariel reviews
It's the twins' first Yule in Rivendell. Celebrían has thought of a way to make it extra special for them. Círdan is visiting and she has plans for him. Slightly AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Círdan, Elladan - Complete
The Barrel Drop by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE Bored on his day off, Galion decides to sneak into Thranduil's secret stash of Dorwinion wine and falls down the barrel drop. The result is a very drunk, wet elf and a very frustrated king.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, OC, Feren, Galion - Complete
Reunion by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE Four hundred years after Erestor's death, Glorfindel is about to be reunited with him. Will Erestor be happy to see Glorfindel after all these years or will he harbor ill feelings at what happened? Sequel to Friends Forever from my 100 drabbles. Friendship Only A birthday gift for my friend NirCele
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Pranks Abroad by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE When Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn decide to relax in a nice bath they both fall victims to Haldir and his brothers' prank. What will be the results of that prank and how will they get revenge on the brothers? Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, Rumil, Orophin
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Celeborn, Galadriel] Haldir, Rúmil - Complete
Galion the Elven King by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE Galion is tired of being a slave to Thranduil so when he has a mishap that lands him in bed for eight weeks he uses that as an opportunity to pay back the Elvenking.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, Galion - Complete
Fading Light by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE When Celebrian failed to show up in Lothlorien Lord Elrond, his sons, and Glorfindel race out to find her. Will They find her before it is too late? This story was inspired by Neril's Rescue (Rated T for mild violence)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Celebrian, Elrond] Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
By Your Side by Aini NuFire reviews
A collection of friendship one-shots. Legolas centric. Ch. 7: Aragorn meets Thranduil for the first time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,457 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
An Unexpected Force by TolkienScribe reviews
The Arda system is a new system consisting of the planets Mirkwood, Rohan, Gondor and many others. Newly joined with the Republic, and many of its natives appearing in the Jedi Order, the system struggles to survive in the face of a new threat. LOTR story set in Star Wars universe. Please read and review. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,079 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Galadriel, Elrond, Thranduil
Gravity by sehellys reviews
Before Thranduil will even consider sending Legolas on patrols he wants the young prince to learn at least the basics of the healing arts from the best, Lord Elrond. But while on a simple excursion in Rivendell Legolas soon finds himself in a situation that will test both his healing and fighting abilities.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,296 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan
Leave It To Us by ThatSassyCaptain reviews
The Enterprise is on a less than routine mission in a dangerous portion of space. Sandwiched between Tholian Space and the Klingon Empire, the Enterprise is attacked by an unknown vessel which leaves them nearly dead in the water. With disaster upon them, Nurse Chapel and Lieutenant Uhura find it up the themselves to figure things out and figure them quick.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,427 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 1/20/2015 - C. Chapel, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Uhura
The Adventures of a Life Time by ElvesAreEpic reviews
A series of one-shots involving Legolas and/or Aragorn. Pain will be experienced, fun will be had, and much, much more! Please read the author's note at the beginning for more imporant information.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,717 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Fandom Games by Overlord Rousdower reviews
A dramatized take on a Hunger Games simulator! I took it, and it was too awesome, too INSANE, not to become a story! I AM NOT SORRY. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INSANITY RECEIVED! Crossed over with DC, Marvel, Sherlock, real life, Star Trek, Star Wars, and Pushing Daisies. Assisted by Wunderkind4006! Rated T for violence (yeah, I know, but it needs to be done... seriously O o)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015
A Painter's Poison by BeingTherePlayingChess reviews
Holmes and Watson are hand delivered a new adventure! Who says eccentricity is limited to our beloved consulting detective? My first ever fan fiction, reviews welcomed! (all of the original stories and characters belong to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, no copyright infringement intended!) A new story with some new faces! Told from the perspective of Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes, OC - Complete
The Haunted: Dawn by Nidd5555 reviews
This is basically just The haunted sires just adding my own characters and backstories! I will try to update this weakly but no promises. With that said almost all the characters are owned by Rejectedshotgun and if you haven't be sure to watch his sires before reading
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016
The Red Book by TolkienScribe reviews
A 100 Prompt Challenge, taken as excerpts from the pages of the Red Book. Prompt challenge accepted from NirCele. Please Read and Review. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Elf, Hobbit, Human, Dwarf
Strange Luminescence by Grey-Orc reviews
What if the ability to create something, rather than leading to pride and folly, once led to good? What if it allowed light to enter the twisted souls of some few orcs that their mocking maker hadn't intended? What then, when the war of the ring is over and one has a chance to do her own will for a change?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Orc - Complete
A Different Mould by TolkienScribe reviews
Galion, the King's butler watches Thranduil transform from a Prince to a King. Rated T for safety. Part of the Green Leaves Universe. Complete. One-shot. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, Galion - Complete
Life of Lindir by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Current: Lindir intends to get rid of his enemies with the best weapon imaginable: blackmail! But when the tables are turned, what will the minstrel to do save his skin? Life of Lindir: A collection of Lindir stories. Currently contains Four parts. Written because the lesser Elves deserve more love!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Lindir
A Different Perspective by NirCele reviews
Glorfindel, the twins, and some accompanying warriors ride out to escort Celebrian's returning party back to Imladris, but they don't return the same. Nothing, in fact, will ever be the same. The rescue of Celebrian from Erestor's point of view. Rated for disturbing imagery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Arwen U., Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of Fabulousness by Overlord Rousdower reviews
"Nine companions... You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" "No." "Excuse me?" "I think we should call ourselves... The Fellowship of Fabulousness! And for Eru's sake Elrond... this dwarf has to go!" Elrond massaged his temples and leveled a glare towards the wine loving Elvenking. "If you don't like the dwarf, then you shouldn't have volunteered, Thranduil."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Thranduil
Skeletons In The Literal Closet by NirCele reviews
It all began with the opening of the One Closet. Elladan and Elrohir, perpetual mischief-makers, have finally crossed the line. They discover something that should have never been revealed, and Erestor and Glorfindel are out for revenge. The sequel to GGHWC and EGPWC is finally here! (A birthday present for the most wonderful Pip the Dark Lord of All)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel
Glorfindel Goes Hug-Wild Crazy by NirCele reviews
Inspired by Pip the Dark Lord of All (if you die from reading this, it's her fault). Glorfindel is feeling a little...OOC, and then he discovers that everyone in MIDDLE EARTH has a problem! To solve this problem, he decides to hug them! EVERYONE! Chaos and horror commences. Rated K-plus for terror, hugging, fainting, trolling, laughing, and more than a little screaming in terror.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,403 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Elladan - Complete
Children of Light by attheturnofthetide reviews
Crossing the realms and ages of Middle Earth, we explore moments between the three greatest Elven rulers: Thranduil, Elrond, and Galadriel, and their families, friends, and associates. Starring both major and minor characters, categories may range from humorous fluff to angst. As instructed by NirCele's list of 100 drabbles.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Galadriel, Elrond, Thranduil
Persistence by Ellethiriel reviews
Maybe it was a pointless act of sentimentality, but Rey still did it, even after all those years. Drabble. 100 words exactly.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Rey - Complete
100 Drabble Challenge by Overlord Rousdower reviews
I have joined in the fun! In true Rousdower style, this will feature elves galore, hilarity, no-so-funny angst, and general weirdness! This will probably be good to read if you're really bored LOL (or if you like my writing... *hint hint*) There may be random non-LotR stuff, that is yet to be determined. This description and title is subject to change. K plus to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015
A Series of Unfortunate Banishments by Ro-and-Dan reviews
It should be known that Legolas never takes his father's word seriously, this being the reason why.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
Beating the Elements by fangirlMasquerade reviews
A series of ficlets where Legolas and Aragorn are met with the many different elements of Middle-earth, having both good and bad encounters with them. Only Eru Ilúvatar himself knows what the elements have in store for the two friends.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas
Lord of the Rings Christmas Carols by BaronCat40 reviews
This is a bunch of Christmas Carols based on the Lord of the Rings series. Not intended to copy anything else. Selections include: "Frodo got Runover by a Cave Troll", "Warning of the Bells", "Deck the Halls with Nazgul Flying", and many others. This year's content starts at chapter 54 (Song of Battle Day).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/21/2013
A Very Hobbit Christmas by Sixty-four K reviews
As Bilbo, Thorin and the party of dwarves wander through the forest of Mirkwood, they reminisce about Christmases of old. Little do they know that a Christmas party lies just around the corner. The elves of Mirkwood take their Christmas parties very seriously, however. Will they bend so far as to invite a party of dwarves to partake in some elven Yultide cheer? Part 12 of the FFCC.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil, Galion - Complete
All That He Was by Lil black dog reviews
A missing scene from TWOK, meant as a tribute to Leonard Nimoy upon his passing. Told from Amanda's POV. The movie never explored her grief, which to my mind must have been profound. Written a few days after I got the news, but not posted until now.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2015 - J. Kirk, Amanda G. - Complete
Have Yourself a Mycroft Little Christmas by rogue planet 13 reviews
Tenth story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015. Mycroft's umbrella has gone missing and Christmas just won't be the same without it. Set during season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Anthea - Complete
Left Behind by ThurinRanger reviews
On Maedhros. His thoughts as he tries to take his life back after the Thangorodrim, having been overwhelmed by feelings of being left behind. DISC. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE Happy Holidays!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Fingon, Maedhros - Complete
A Hundred Pieces of Colored Cloth by ThurinRanger reviews
100 little flash-fictions, each inspired by one of the prompts for the 100 drabble challenge. No warnings, unless indicated specifically for a certain drabble. On many of Tolkien's Middle Earth works, but mainly the Silmarillion. DISCLAIMER: I don't own it. Current chapter: Painting:In Tol Galen
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 28,537 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Fëanor, Glorfindel, Maedhros, Túrin
The House On The Hill by NirCele reviews
Everyone noticed when the new family moved in the estate that hadn't been lived in for years. No one bothered them, however, for years...before a young boy became curious and climbed the hill. A Modern-Day AU. (A surprise anniversary present for 64K!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Aragorn, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Hanging From the Proverbial Telephone Wire by Sixty-four K reviews
Galion spoiled the secret, or, at least, part of it. Now, the news has spread throughout all of Mirkwood, and Thranduil will not rest until his precious Lyre is returned to him. Can Feren and Lindir stop the Elvenking's pernicious plans, or will all of Middle Earth fall into ruin? Sequel to "Lyre, Lyre". Published in honour of my FF anniversary(one day late).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil, Lindir, Galion
Hobbit-Style by PSW reviews
Frodo and Sam wonder about what awaits them in Mordor. Written for the November Teitho challenge - Creatures.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Gurthang's Intervention by Thalion Estel reviews
Túrin has had enough. All he wants now is to end his miserable life, but his less-than-trusty sword may not be as cooperative as Túrin had assumed it would be. An AU one-shot crackfic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Mablung, Túrin - Complete
Wreck This Journal, Sherlock Style! by Ms. Moonstar reviews
What if John gave Sherlock a "Wreck This Journal" book for the lull in between cases? A set of flash fiction pieces based on each entry.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,410 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, DI Lestrade - Complete
With All My Love by MaryChapel reviews
Katniss wasn't the first to volunteer for a sibling. In a dark room, another girl writes to her siblings, tears streaming down her face...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2015 - OC - Complete
What's a Turkey! by Eldhoron reviews
Elladan and Elrohir go hunting. They discover Middle-Earth's largest game bird.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir - Complete
Hope Springs Always by MaryChapel reviews
Ever wonder what would happened if Kirk couldn't make up his mind on his ship, Spock couldn't conduct a proper mind meld and no-one on the Enterprise knew where they were for an extended period of time? Find out in the tale "Hope Springs Always" -NOW RESUMED!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,357 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock, OC
Spring Cleaning by Sixty-four K reviews
In which Galion does some spring cleaning, and the inhabitants of Mirkwood are less than amused. A birthday present for the fabulous Pip the Dark Lord of All.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel, Feren, Galion - Complete
Alone by injoythouhastlived reviews
Elrohir struggles enough with his social anxiety and borderline depression. To make matters worse, as he and his twin approach majority, it seems that Elladan gets all the attention from everyone, all the time, and Elrohir is destined to live eternally in his shadow. But his struggle goes unnoticed by his family. Will they see his pain in time to save him from his self-destruction?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015
When We Remember by NirCele reviews
A drabble story made up of thirteen chapters that are less than 500 words each (including an epilogue). When Erestor has an accident, his life is changed...permanently? His memory is lost, and his friends are trying to help him, but with the 'new' Erestor, carefree and happy, does he really want the memories back?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Erestor, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrond - Complete
The Loss of a Brother by WoodElfJedi reviews
We all know what happened to the last two remain sons of Feanor in F.A. 587. This is a view of what happened the night that the House of Feanor ended and when the Silmarils left the history of Middle-earth, forever.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Complete
Sorrow in the House of Elrond by Neril reviews
This takes place after the rescue of Celebrían. The twins return with their mother, and Elrond tries to heal her, but her wounds are to deep. Some wounds are not of the body, but of the soul. Has the twins (Elladan and Elrohir), Arwen, Elrond, Glorfindel, Celebrían, and Erestor. Neril
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Arwen U., Elrond, Elrohir, Celebrian - Complete
Five-Score Shards of Glass by Sixty-four K reviews
Everybody in Imladris is broken in one way or another. Some are hurt more obviously than others, but trauma comes in a variety of forms. Just as the Imladrians work together to build Imladris from the ground up, only unified will they learn to put each other back together again. Part of NirCele's one hundred drabble challenge. Part of the "Shards of Imladris" series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir
Shadow Warrior by KiyaNamiel reviews
Jedi Lord Obi-Wan Kenobi is not normal in any sense of the word. If his looks aren't enough to prove it, then nothing else is. When he keeps being thrust back and forth between different worlds with no logical explanation, the elf-assassin is forced to come to grips with his shrouded past. But then, surely, living in the Star Forge hasn't helped any?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,712 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Obi-Wan K., Aragorn, Glorfindel
Can the Valar Be Outwitted? by NirCele reviews
We all know that darling little twins are sweet and adorable...right? Not so for poor Eonwe, the Messenger of Manwe who has to tell Elrond and his twin brother that they have to make their Choice (either immortality or mortality, basically). The poor Maia is practically tortured when these two naughty boys decide to keep stalling! The Valar aren't exactly sympathetic, either.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Manwë, Elrond, Elros, Eönwë - Complete
Bad Directions by sehellys reviews
Legolas follows his father's advice and eventually reaches Rivendell, looking for Aragorn. What he finds is not what he expected. Written for Teitho Challenge "Directions" (Aug 2015) where it placed 2nd
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Meeting Not Forgotten by TolkienScribe reviews
In the gardens of Rivendell, Bilbo is caught up with both age and memories of the past. But it is quiet and peaceful and he has a companion to reminisce with. Not romance. Complete. Please Read and Review! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Bilbo B., Thranduil - Complete
Mauled by Wargs, Poisoned by Spiders, and Stabbed with a Morgul Blade by Crescent Moon Dancer reviews
Legolas has had a very rough week, and Thranduil will stop at nothing to make sure his son will be alright. Unfortunately, things are never quite as smooth as they should be. And what's up with those two minstrels?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, Elrond, Haldir - Complete
The Dark Lord's Revenge by NirCele reviews
Someone other than Erestor was bound to be furious at Glorfindel eventually - after all, those traumatizing hugs were simply awful! (And the glitter...ugh.) A mysterious cloaked figure decides on revenge, and Glorfindel suddenly disappears! Haldir, Rumil, Orophin, Shadowfax, Asfaloth, Galion, Erestor, Legolas, Elrond, Feren, and Thranduil all (in their own way) try to find him!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Haldir, Glorfindel, Erestor, Thranduil - Complete
What Have You Done? by NirCele reviews
Celebrian, beloved mother, wife, and daughter, is gone. Elladan wants to know why it all happened, and he demands an explanation from the 'almighty' Valar. His twin is subsequently horrified.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Elladan, Elrohir - Complete
Will We Endure? (Previously 'The Dead') by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Post LotR, heavy AU- Thranduil is faced with an evil thought long gone. Eryn Lasgalen- Greenwood the Great- is threatened by those who will kill all without mercy, and darkness- once again- falls upon his beloved forest. The war did not end with the destruction of the Ring. Sauron may be gone, but he had another plan. Will the Greenwood prevail? Or will it fall into shadow?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Legolas, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Shadow Facts, the Horse by NirCele reviews
Everyone must know about Shadowfax, the mighty steed who carried Gandalf. But have you ever heard of Shadow Facts? That's his real name, and he's very insulted that you thought otherwise! THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT IN THIS SHORT TAIL – er...TALE. (Rated K-plus for faces shutting, gibbering, horses in pockets, and insanity.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Gandalf, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Do It for Frodo by The Enchanted Stream reviews
The LOTR fandom is at risk from a far greater evil than Sauron... bullying. What would Frodo say? Can everyone's favorite hobbit help save our fandom from evil Flamers and Snarky C2 managers? #NoBullying #DoItForFrodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Rescue of a Dead Elf-Lord (Or Not) by NirCele reviews
The famed return of Glorfindel of Gondolin wasn't quite as spectacular as it was made out to be. He...can't remember. He's on a beach. A strange dark-haired person is his savior. Where is he? His hair is being used for unusual purposes...and is that harp made of bone? Sixty-four K's present for stalking! (Unnamed character inside, rated for...confusion?)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Glorfindel - Complete
How Chess Night Began by NirCele reviews
We all know of the chess nights Glorfindel and Erestor came up with - every third night, they'll play a game (or more) of chess, down a bottle of wine, and perhaps play another game that may or may not end well. But...how did it all start? Find out in this one-shot! No slash and unfortunately, not really any angst. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIXTY-FOUR K! THIS IS FOR YOU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
No Finer Friends by ElvesAreEpic reviews
After a visit to Minas Tirith, Legolas tries to make his way back home to Ithilien only for something to go horribly wrong. That's not his only problem, however, for Aragorn is blissfully unaware of everything that happened, leaving Legolas completely on his own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,338 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Survival of the Fellowship by rogue planet 13 reviews
Alternate sequel to LOTR. The fellowship has failed and Sauron has taken over Middle Earth. Understandably, the first targets for his revenge are the little creeps who tried to destroy his precious. All canon characters. Absolutely no OCs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Such Interchange of State by Sixty-four K reviews
He never belonged in Imladris. He was far too ancient for them to comprehend. And now finally, at long last, he was home, among the people of his own Age. And yet, somehow, the feeling of belonging once again rings hollow. Oneshot. Part of the "Shards of Imladris" series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Ecthelion - Complete
Kinslayer by softestsky reviews
The silmarils are reclaimed, but the quest has ended in failure and death. Maedhros regrets the oath he swore so long ago.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Complete
Bringing the Hunt Home by fangirlMasquerade reviews
King Thranduil leaves with his guard into the woods of Mirkwood on a hunt for spiders that have nested nearby, and a young prince Legolas is disappointed he cannot yet go and help rid his realm of these creatures. But the king and father decides perhaps he could cheer his only son up by bringing the hunt home to the elfling.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, OC - Complete
The Trouble with Wizards by Aini NuFire reviews
Gandalf enlists the help of Legolas and a young Ranger to find the wizard Radagast, who's gone missing. When trouble finds Gandalf, the elf and man must work together to save him. And it just might be the beginnings of an epic friendship… Also Legolas whump in later chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Radagast - Complete
Erestor Goes Punch-Wild Crazy by NirCele reviews
It was all fun and games when Glorfindel went on his hugging rampage, but what was the reaction of our dear black-clad adviser? Erestor discovers, to his great horror, that all who were hugged by Glorfindel have been horribly traumatized! With primed fists and his trusty Nazgûl cloak, Erestor goes to deliver the cure! The sequel to Glorfindel Goes Hug-Wild Crazy is finally here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Thranduil - Complete
Lyre, Lyre by Sixty-four K reviews
Companion to the first arc of "Life of Legolas". Feren feels terrible about his cousin Lindir's recent ordeal in Mirkwood. He'd do anything to help Lindir feel better- wait, did he say "anything"? In that case, Lindir has something he wants: a certain lyre, belonging to a certain Elvenking. How can Feren turn down this earnest request?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Lindir, Thranduil, Galion, Legolas - Complete
HIT IT TIGWIT by Alex Hollister reviews
Tigwit (alias Feren) grows tired of his job as Thranduil's gatekeeper and decides to pursue a career in music, but his many money-making schemes seldom go as planned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir, Feren
Is There Truly Forgiveness? by NirCele reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor were once friends, before a misunderstanding, pride, and a terrible argument broke that friendship. Now, Erestor is seeking to make amends, but will Glorfindel accept it, after what he has been subject to? And does Erestor truly mean it? This is the sixth and final part of the Revenge series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
I Knew You Were Trouble by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Previously titles Tauriel's Troubles. Different Middle Earth characters and what really went through their minds during the different stories. Now includes Elrond's Troubles! Please read and review!
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
The Ninth Edition of Drabbles for the 100-Drabble Challenge by NirCele reviews
This collection contains: #7 - Wind; #29 - Wayward; #41 - Fell Creatures; #53 - Hatred; #60 - Hierarchy; #83 - Fight On; #96 - First In Mind; and #98 - Finally.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Glorfindel's First Act by The Mysterious Masked Hunter reviews
Surely, by now you have read or heard many stories of why Arwen went to save Frodo in the movies, instead of our favorite Balrog-slayer. Surely, you haven't heard the true story yet. This is it! *whispers* I'll tell you a secret, it wasn't really Arwen. *normal voice* Glorfindel wants to test his acting skills, but how? Rated K, for nasty perfume.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2015
Melkor's Restaurant by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Melkor's Restaurant serves food fit for the halls of Mandos! Only fresh ingredients used. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Open 24/7 every day of the week.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron
Ada's Begetting Day Gift by Horsegirl01 reviews
A young elfling wants to get his Ada a special gift for his Begetting Day, but how is he to earn the money necessary to purchase it? Written for May Teitho contest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, Galion - Complete
Legolas discovers Kool-aid by Neril reviews
Legolas has grown tired of Thranduil's wine, he sets off to kill orcs with his friend, and discovers a new AWESOME drink. (he's been hanging out with humans to long) Has fabulous orc slaying, koola-aid drinking, and tricking Adas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil, Elladan - Complete
The Forging by Winterfell-6 reviews
In the years before learning his true identity, Estel's training takes a number of forms, from childhood games to joining his brothers in battle. Series of three oneshots; starts out fluffy and matures as Estel does.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Aragorn, Elrohir, Elladan
Together Or Not At All by ThatSassyCaptain reviews
An AOS retelling of the resolution of 'Wolf in the Fold'. McCoy and Spock are dragged back in time as Adminstrator Hengist tires to escape. How will they survive the challenges of 19th century Earth AND catch a superhuman serial killer? [Cross-posted from AO3 as a gift fic for Ultrageekatlarge]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Daydreams of Hobbit Kings by Aria Breuer reviews
Pre-WotR (War of the Ring). While inside the Green Dragon Inn, Frodo Baggins, Sam Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took each experience a daydream, in which they are kings of the Shire. Inspired by Pip the Dark Lord of All's stories. Book-verse. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Image Of The Invisible by LauraCynthia reviews
PLEASE REVIEW! A strange anomaly. A shuttle accident. One lieutenant in a coma. A mysterious world where none ought to be. How do they all fit together?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 21,702 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015
The Heirloom by Karri reviews
Thranduil must decide the fate of an heirloom from his youth.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil
For the Love of Flowers by CapNicholls reviews
Frodo & Sam trudge up the mountain, and Sam decides to brighten the landscape up a bit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Ranger, the Wizard and the Prince by Meddwl reviews
One-shot. The Fellowship's first night out of Rivendell many things come to light. Legolas is laughing, Gandalf is blushing and Aragorn is in fear of life and limb...or is he. A light-hearted tale of the Nine Walkers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Sherlock Holmes Should NEVER Be Bored by KkGgINoU reviews
My interpretation of an average day for Sherlock with no cases. Sherlock POV. Note!: This story was written staccato for the purpose of humor. New Chapter is up!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015
Attack on Lindir by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
My Teitho entrance on the theme of Sickness. If you give a minstrel valerian...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Glorfindel, Lindir - Complete
Camping with trolls by sehellys reviews
It was a harmless camping trip for Estel - until the mountain trolls attacked
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Aragorn, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
A Light in Dark Places by starlightwalking reviews
In the beginning, Thranduil had many lights in his life, but now, he was alone in the dark. Thranduil's story, from its start to the Battle of the Five Armies. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
The way I love you, the way you are by feathered moon wings reviews
Oh, my dearest father, why? Why did you have to be who you were? Why did you have to act without thinking things trough? But I would not have had you any differently... That is the way I love you adar and I would not change it for the world. And so you fell. my father. -He was the wild Sindarin King of the Silvan folk, the father of Thrandui and a wildling of the forest at heart-
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Thranduil, Oropher - Complete
A Stranger in a Strange Land by lindahoyland reviews
How did Aragorn fare when he first came to Rohan as Thorongil?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Complete
The Chief Counsellor and His Compliments by NirCele reviews
Erestor 'isn't appreciated', or so he complains to Lord Elrond. So, to solve this problem, Elrond comes up with a fascinating idea. Erestor reluctantly implements it, and everyone in Imladris is either confused or have stupid grins on their face at the end of the day. Read on to find out what Erestor does! (Dialogue Only)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Erestor, Glorfindel, Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
Do not speak to me of Dragonfire! by ElfofMirkwood1379 reviews
The story behind Thranduil's scar. What starts out as a day of celebration in Mirkwood turns into a day of death as Thranduil and Celeberyn find themselves fighting for their kingdom. Admist the darkness and danger is no place for an elfling, so where will Legolas go? And what will happen if a terrible misunderstanding leaves the royal family barely clinging onto the will to live?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,925 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC - Complete
Consumed by AzureSkye23 reviews
In which Pippin remembers his experience with the Palantír...and worries about Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Sauron - Complete
Glofindel vs Arwen by Neril reviews
A one shot on why Glorfindel was not in the movie. Arwen races the famed balrog slayer to the rescue of Frodo. It may or may not have something to do with her boyfriend Aragorn. :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Frodo B., Arwen U., Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
One too many by Arianka reviews
Glorfindel learns the way life goes in Rivendell in time of peace. Set in the beginning of the Third Age. Crack with LOTS of fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Lindir, Elladan - Complete
Legolas at the Council by TiannaofNugyta reviews
Thoughts of a certain Elf at the Council of Elrond
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Legolas - Complete
What King? by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
A certain elf hatches a plot to take the throne of Gondor, enlisting the help of a certain other elf. It is his mission to keep Aragorn, son of Arathorn, from getting married at all costs. Rated for wishful hoping for Aragorn's death and overwhelming fabulousness exuding from an Elvenking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
For the Sake of the Ringbearer by Meddwl reviews
AU- A "what if" scenario in which Aragorn and Gimli hunt urk-hai while Legolas follows Frodo and Sam. How would the fate of Middle Earth be changed by the choices of one elf? Will the hobbits trust again after the betrayal of Boromir? How will a wood-elf survive in Mordor?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Legolas, Sauron - Complete
The Fourth Edition of Drabbles for the 100-Drabble Challenge by NirCele reviews
This collection contains: #1 - Fire; #4 - Plants; #23 - Run and Run and Run; #32 - Painting; #37 - Clouds; #42 - Anatomy; #52 - Learning; and #74 - Hidden!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Arwen U., Elrond, Glorfindel, Celebrian - Complete
Alas! by Neril reviews
A parody of Mary-Sues. May lands in middle earth and is met with a surprise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Third Edition of Drabbles for the 100-Drabble Challenge by NirCele reviews
This collection contains: #11 – Breaking the Habit; #14 – What Happens Now?; #25 – Documentation; #43 – Tears; #48 – Language Lesson; #66 – Point of View; #87 – On My Own; and #97 – Fellow Sufferer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celebrian - Complete
Encroaching Darkness by Neflanthir reviews
Little one-shot, where Legolas is the main focus and Aragorn is joining him a conversation. Set after they've made the decision to go via Moria. Just a quick play with how the Prince might feel about it. Hope you enjoy and thanks for your time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas
Completely true events that actually did happen by Ro-and-Dan reviews
Based on actual events.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Aragorn, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Of Boars and Kings by Alinah reviews
(Complete)When Aragorn attempts to visit the Hill of Awe, the former burial site of King Elendil, he and Legolas are attacked by an unlikely opponent.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir - Complete
The city from dreams by Arianka reviews
Glorfindel and a few vivid memories.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2015
SurfacePro3 by EvenstarWarrior reviews
How did the Battle at the Black Gate really start? Over to innocent computer devices. Features the Mouth of Sauron! Written as a parody for the Christmas SurfacePro3 commercial. Rated K for mild violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Eomer - Complete
A Brilliant Plan by Elladan and Elrohir by The Mysterious Masked Hunter reviews
What do you think would happen if the twin sons of Elrond got bored while studying. Well whatever you think will happen is wrong. Read to find out what really happens! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Aragorn, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Elladan - Complete
For the Folk of the Great Wood by Meddwl reviews
One-shot. Sam meets an elf and Thranduil's messenger joins the Nine Walkers. Book verse story of how Elrond chose the Prince of the Greenwood as representative of the elves of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Samwise G., Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Fathers of the Heart by dreamflower02 reviews
When Frodo returns to Rivendell after the Quest, he has a conversation with Elrond. (Written for B2MeM 2015 for a prompt by starbrow.) NEW! Book-verse, one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2015
Rising from the Ashes by Neflanthir reviews
A little monologue of Sauron set between the end of the Silmarillion proper and the beginning of 'Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age'. Short one-shot of his musings while he determines what path to take (while I decide whether to write a real multi-chapter fic for him).
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Sauron
Glorfindel's Revenge by NirCele reviews
Three weeks have passed, and the time has come for Glorfindel to have his revenge. But Erestor is exhausted with all his work lately due to the upcoming feast of Starlight, the prank doesn't go quite like Glorfindel planned it, and Erestor gets hurt. This is the third part of the Revenge Series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Erestor, Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
The Hard Way To Forgiveness (Or The Anger of Erestor) by NirCele reviews
The fourth part of the Revenge series! Erestor finds an assistant as Elrond said, while Glorfindel wonders what he has done, and dearly misses Erestor at chess night. Then, in an explosion of feelings - or weakness, as Erestor puts it - they have a Confrontation. Note the capitalized 'C.' It's important. This is the fourth part of the Revenge series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
This is How We Met by WoodElfJedi reviews
Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas tell Aragorn the story of how they met.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,469 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Without Wings to Fly by Castiels reviews
John contemplates the death of his friend. Oneshot. Wingfic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2015 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tribute to Leonard Nimoy by starfleetdream reviews
A thank you
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2015
The Second Edition of Drabbles for the 100-Drabble Challenge by NirCele reviews
This collection contains: #6 - Water; #27 - Connecting the Dots; #38 - Sunset; #68 - Oaths; #78 - Spies; #84 - Threads; #89 - Mixed Feelings; and #94 - I Know You, But Where?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Creativity Contest by Overlord Rousdower reviews
In which, Elrond has a contest, Legolas gets sad, but then become successful, the twins are the twins, Lindir is also successful, Glorfindel relapses, and Ping Bing Bing disappears without a trace. This is a celebratory story of my One Year On FF anniversary (today) and was meant to be something else but my crazy head took over.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil, Lindir - Complete
The Snoring Dwarf by WoodElfJedi reviews
Legolas is trying to get some rest when Gimli starts to snore. Loudly. Hilarious one-shot, not a slash, just some good ol' friendship and humor :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Leonard Nimoy Tribute by Ryan.w123 reviews
My short tribute to a great man and actor, Live Long and Prosper
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Complete
Mellon Chronicles 1: Tears Like Rain by Cassia and Siobhan reviews
Mirkwood has suffered tragic losses in the Last Great Alliance, including her King. With the very survival of the kingdom at stake, Thranduil finds himself at deadly odds with his older brother Doriflen. When young Legolas becomes a pawn in his abusive uncle's ruthless power games, the lies, deception and betrayal risk destroying more than just the young prince's life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,969 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The First Edition of Drabbles for the 100-Drabble Challenge by NirCele reviews
This collection contains: #19 - The Lion and the Mouse; #34 - A Book; #35 - Let's Play A Game; #45 - Valinor; #50 - First Word; #54 - Cold; #59 - Feuds; #62 - I Am Flying!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celebrian - Complete
Cumber What? by KkGgINoU reviews
Sherlock finds an... Interesting video on YouTube. Sesame Street is involved. Ought The World's Only Consulting Detective like Sesame Street? I should think not.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Quite As Expected by Aearwen22 reviews
They said that the friendship between Legolas Greenleaf, son of the Elvenking, and Gimli, son of Glóin, was unique. But those that said so didn't know what happened much later to their respective fathers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,973 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Thranduil - Complete
Far to the East by Rowan Blake reviews
A short deleted scene after the flood at the Ford of Bruinen. Elrond and Gandalf discuss Frodo's fate as the world outside grows darker and prepare themselves for the days ahead. One-shot. Book-based, but could easily fit the movie if you squint a bit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Samwise G., Elrond - Complete
Weep and Be Burned by Gwedhiel reviews
*canon-based* Morgoth stands upon the walls of Angband, contemplating Maedhros as the eldest son of Fëanor is bound up in chains deep beneath his feet, pondering just what he should do with his copper-haired thrall next. (A possible glimpse of Maedhros' time in Angband.) *read all warnings* *needs some minor revisions but nothing critical*
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,524 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Fëanor, Maedhros, Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Dark Lord Appreciation Day by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Valentine's Day Special a day early because tomorrow I won't be on. :) Sauron feels angsty because no one loves him. It's up to his faithful minions to prove that some people actually do. But do they really? dun dun dun...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, Orc - Complete
Dinner Disasters by Phillica Clayaway reviews
Eowyn is a horrible cook. Tales of disaster. One-shot. You will only get this if you've seen the extended editions of the films.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Aragorn, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
The Mithril Coat by Naasade-Jurkadir-Mando-Dalase reviews
"There is more to this Hobbit than meets the eye..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Frodo B., Legolas
Attack of The Knots by The Mysterious Masked Hunter reviews
Funny one-shot. A bunch of hair-knots attack Mirkwood. (Girls with long hair, this is for you) Rated K for hair knots.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Legolas, Elf
So sorry, Master Frodo by TMI Fairy reviews
AU ending to LotR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Samwise G., Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
Arkenstone by AzureSkye23 reviews
When Thranduil first sees the Arkenstone, we are told he stands up in shock. Just what is running through his head when he sees that coveted jewel? Canon!Thranduil.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Bilbo B., Bard, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
The Pony Incident by MildlyInsane reviews
Bilbo is assigned watch duty for the first time, and is very nervous about the idea of being put in charge of such an important task. Completely unsure of himself, Bilbo reluctantly agrees to take on this responsibility. Fortunately, Bofur notices his concern and in an effort to ease Bilbo's worries stays up with him, telling the hobbit the story of the first time Bofur kept watch.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Fellowship of the Cosplayers by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Things could have been much worse for the Fellowship. This proves it. Rated K plus because it is too silly for normal people to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Battle for Middle Earth by eruilluvatargodofgods reviews
This is a huge story, ranging from Year 2850 of the Third Age to Year 3021 of the Third Age. It covers the events and battles in the north mostly, also the events of The Hobbit and War of the Ring. However, it might also cover the events pertaining to Aragorn's journeys into Rohan and Gondor as Thorongil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Galadriel, Elrond
Ada? by OhFortuna reviews
Thranduil would do anything to protect his queen and his son. Oneshot. Please read and review, thanks!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Musings of a Dragon by KkGgINoU reviews
What does Smaug do in his spare time? Surf the web for vacation houses, of course! REWORKED because I'm weird that way.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Smaug - Complete
I Whip My Hair Back and Forth by jessicaelvenprincess reviews
In which Legolas challenges Thorin and Kili to a hair whipping contest of fabulousness. Starring: Thorin, Fili, Kili, Balin, Legolas, Tauriel, and Thranduil. If you want to see Thorin's majestic hair flip there is a gif of it here: tinyurl. com/n2w2zcd (delete the space)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Thorin, Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
What's a Hot Dog Without Ketchup by Phillica Clayaway reviews
Rated T for intense stupidity. Extremely silly oneshot that I probably wrote in less than five minutes. Read at your own risk. Author is not responsible for any trauma caused by this story.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Complete
A Night at Rivendell by EvenstarWarrior reviews
When Lord Elrond plans a VIP concert for the peoples of Middle Earth, somethings don't go exactly as planned, and when an uninvited guest shows up...only the best can be hoped for. Rated T for very vague references to drugs and smoking, and Tauriel bashing.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Star Wars the Clone Wars: The Lord of the Rings by Boobymitch reviews
Gandalf has called upon the aid of the Republic army to aid in their struggles in Middle Earth. Now the Republic will now have to fight two wars at once, one with the Separatists and the other against the armies of Mordor. It is based on the extended edition of the films, be advised there are plenty of surprises and this is before an clone wars characters were killed off.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Anakin S., Yoda
A Job to Do by Laura Andrews reviews
With Frodo dead, Sam carries on the Quest alone. AU oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Samwise G. - Complete
The Will of a Wizard by krdurin reviews
When Frodo volunteers to take the One Ring of Power to the fires of Orodruin in Mordor, Gandalf is reminded of another Hobbit who risked his life to resist the powers of evil. One-shot, based on the Council of the Ring (Fellowship of the Ring) and a scene in The Battle of the Five Armies (therefore there may be spoilers if you have not yet watched the movie). Angst and friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Gandalf, Thranduil
Out Of Air by WeirdyMcWeirderton reviews
WARNING: Death Fic. My AU companion piece to In My Arms. The other way I could've seen BOFA ending.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
In My Arms by WeirdyMcWeirderton reviews
WARNING: This is a death fic. This is an AU story on my take on how BOFA could've ended.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Erestor's Revenge by NirCele reviews
Erestor's pride has been injured, and it's up to him to make Glorfindel pay for the insult. A chess match, arm-wrestling, and a drinking game ensues. This is the second part of the Revenge series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
The Last Battle by Owlhearted reviews
Thranduil lost both his wife and son to the monstrosity of war. Character death.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014
The Twelve Days of Christmas by attheturnofthetide reviews
... according to Erestor and Lindir. Includes a disgruntled Lindir, a travel-obsessed Gandalf, and a present for every day of, you know, the twelve days of Christmas. Or Yule. Whichever you prefer. Merry belated Christmas!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Lindir, Erestor, Glorfindel, Gandalf - Complete
The Annual Imladris Christmas Party by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Lord Elrond's plans to make Estel's childhood a happy one appear to be foiled when Gandalf and the Imladris elves call strike.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir - Complete
The History of the Elessar by Castiels reviews
A possible history for the elfstone, from its creation until its passing into the hands of the house of Telcontar.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014
Misrepresented by Thalion Estel reviews
What was supposed to be a fun and joyous Christmas turns into a day full of anger and retribution when Elrond discovers the terrible crime committed against his people in a classic Christmas special. A Christmas one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
The Darth Mall by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Day Nine of the FFCC. Darth Vader goes to the mall on Dark Side Friday in quest of the perfect gift.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Cry Warning by Neocolai reviews
A twist on the scene where Fili is caught in the tunnels. BOFA survival. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Twelve Days of Tolkien by Elwaith reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas adapted to Middle Earth. Merry Christmas readers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
The Revenge Starts by NirCele reviews
Who ever said Glorfindel couldn't be a peacemaker? He has to settle a fight between stubborn elflings Elladan and Elrohir, but his efforts are rewarded soon after when he has the pleasure of witnessing one of their famous pranks on Erestor. This is the 1st part of the Revenge series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Elladan, Erestor - Complete
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Falling Through Fire by NirCele reviews
Elves don't have nightmares, but some memories are worse than the darkest dream. Glorfindel remembers his fall at Gondolin. One-shot.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Elladan - Complete
Raw Elements: Fire by ThatSassyCaptain reviews
The Enterprise is called out to an emergency in a remote system. Kirk has his suspicions, but could the stakes be higher than anyone suspects? When thorough planning is useless, there's nothing left but quick wits to save the day.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,282 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock - Complete
In Defense of the Elvenking by Karri reviews
A defense of J.R.R. Tolkien's good King Thranduil of Mirkwood.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2014
Don't Take Candy from Strangers by Meneldor reviews
A Hobbit crackfic in which Tauriel, Peter Jackson's Mary Sue, finally meets her doom. Warning: VERY, VERY weird. Rated T for violence. Set just before Thorin's Company enters Mirkwood.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Legolas, Tauriel
The Kinslayings by Rosebud on Royal Icing reviews
A poem in seven syllables (to reflect the seven sons of Feanor) about The Kinslayings committed by the Feanorians. The first alphabet of each line spell out "The Kinslayings". Written for the Tolkien Readalong Bingo card I am doing on tumblr.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Caranthir, Fëanor, Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
Sauron, Prince of Wolves by Writing-Gecko-Girl reviews
Mairon meets a wolf for the first time, curtesy of Aulë and Yavanna, and begins his fall from grace.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Aulë, Morgoth, Sauron, Yavanna - Complete
Vala Erëa by Paulerro reviews
Born from thought, he floats amid darkness and light, alone yet not alone. A look at Melkor, from his first moments of existence.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Ilúvatar, Manwë, Morgoth, Sauron
Never Alone by injoythouhastlived reviews
To the people of Rivendell, Glorfindel seemed content. Even most people who were close to him were barely aware of the way the memories of Gondolin still haunted him. There was only one person in the world who was aware of just how much he hurt. Not slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Why Vulcans Shouldn't Give Massages by Danzinora Switch reviews
To avoid the following scenario, all Vulcans should take note of what goes wrong whilst performing a massage. Humor, no slash, I was attacked by plot bunnies.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Adventure of the Draconic Detective by Olrendis reviews
CumberSmaug, the beloved ex-dragon consulting detective, seeks out his hobbit doctor friend BilboJohn to help him solve a critical, yet long-overlooked mystery in the Shire. Was it accidental, or the Shire's first case of murder? This reunion of friends and onetime enemies unleashes events that will shape the destiny of Middle-earth... Sherlock/Smaug and Bilbo/John. No slash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Mixture by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Woohoo! Randomness! My favourite! These are my short one-shots written off of ideas from McJunker's 'Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics'. Sounds great, right? :P Please read and review! Oh, almost forgot: rated for disturbing endings to some of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Mary Sue: Politically Correct in Every Way by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
What happens when a politicallycorrect!Sue finds herself in Middle Earth? Fun one-shot. Please read and review! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2014 - OC - Complete
Mission: Suicide by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Denethor, steward of Gondor, is weary of life. Unfortunately (or fortunately) his frequent attempts at suicide have all ended in failure. Rated T for violence and menace, but nothing more. This short story is funnier if you've seen the films. And yes, it is humorous, even though it starts out seeming sad. ;( Labelled complete, but I might make a few tweaks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Poof by Overlord Rousdower reviews
As a result of a little argument in the real world, Haldir is confused… one minute he is in Lothlorien, the next in Helm's Deep. Back and forth, back and forth. WHEN WILL IT END!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
The Dream by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Khan Noonien Singh encounters Thranduil of Mirkwood (or is it... Smirkwood? *mysterious look*)
Crossover - Hobbit & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2014 - John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Things As They Should Be: There And Insane Again by mbus55 reviews
A beloved character falls prey to wackiness and writes his own fanfiction, retelling The Hobbit, and forces the other characters to listen to the story. Colorful exaggerations, crazy fantasy, and outright lies will threaten the sanity of everyone. A sequel to Things As They Should Be. Please review!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012
Sting by Cip reviews
After arriving at Rivendell, Bilbo finds himself in conversation with someone who knows far more of the history of his sword than he ever did.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bilbo B., Glorfindel - Complete
Serial by Danzinora Switch reviews
Our heroes. On a planet full of serial killers. Need I say more?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
PSYCHO-Logical by Danzinora Switch reviews
Spock's crazy. One-shot. K-plus for one bad word.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Apparation by Atlas Gryffis reviews
Harry spies on the Council who are bickering over the One Ring. What does he want to do, I wonder? And why does it include apparation? One-shot, LotR fix-it
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Elrond - Complete
Reviews for the One Ring by Gigigue reviews
The One Ring is being sold on Amazon, and the previous owners express their opinions on the product in the form of reviews. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Samwise G., Gollum - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Tookishness by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU, bordering crack!fic. Pippin's encounter with the Palantír goes very differently, when he displays a little more...Tookishness. A Birthday gift to all my readers, Hobbit-style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Peregrin T., Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Torture by Dawnfire11 reviews
Voldemort has found a new way to torture Muggles. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Strider The Kingly Ranger by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Long ago... I took a Classic Christmas Song... and butchered it for my own amusement, hehe. Here are the results. Who doesn't want to sing "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" with a Middle-earth twist? BTW, the "shinny ring" is NOT the One Ring... I'm referring to the Ring of Barahir. Just in case you needed clarification. -wink-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
How Middle-Earth Turned Into Mars by Gigigue reviews
How Middle-Earth turned into Mars. There. It's pretty self-explanatory. If you need help, go through it word by word: How, Middle, Earth, turned, into, Mars. Got it? Good. Now click on this story and read it. One-shot. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Samwise G., Peregrin T. - Complete
DEATH AT THE SIDE OF A BROTHER by eruilluvatargodofgods reviews
A short story about Boromir dying. When Boromir sounds the horns, a group of rangers headed by Faramir comes to his aid. This is a story about Boromir and Faramir being the warrior duo and Boromir finally dying at the side of his brother. Some dialogs are from the BOOK.(Modified)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Fish by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU Crack!fic. Most Precious Gollum has claimed the Ring, and now he will eat fish three times a day, fresh from the sea. Sauron is extremely unamused, and knows just who's fault this is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Gollum, Sauron - Complete
Redemption by AzureSkye23 reviews
After their return to life, Beren and Lúthien travel north, seeking the origins of a disturbing rumor. When the truth turns out to be beyond their wildest imagination, can they find pity in their hearts for a former tormentor?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Beren, Sauron - Complete
Ungoliant's song by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Ungoliant's more awesome than a modern Major-General; she'll feed on matters vegetable, animal and mineral. If this little description served to spark your curiosity, check out this silly song about a spider-shaped monstrosity!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Ungoliant - Complete
The Dragon Slayer by the green lama reviews
A short story about Faramir, age eleven, his relationship with his older brother, and his tendency to be distracted by dragons when there is homework to be done...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5454 - Favs: 12,539 - Follows: 1,599 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Helpless by blue-eyed-cow reviews
When Merry and Pippin are brought to Isengard, Merry has to make a choice: the fate of the world, or his best friend. Which will he choose? Rated for torture, blood, and character death. One-Shot, movie-verse. No Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Job Interview by aitchtee reviews
After the fall of Sauron the Witch King found himself in need of another job...!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010
It by White Wolf1 reviews
There are many dark places that exist in Middle-earth. Legolas and Aragorn have the misfortune to find one of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,269 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Gift by KCS reviews
Scene set just after Journey to Babel. Amanda Grayson-Sarek watches her son as he cares for his recovering captain, and the Captain indirectly offers her a rare gift.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Spock, Amanda G. - Complete
Holding Back the Flood by shirebound reviews
Frodo is safe in Rivendell, or is he? When one of the Nazgûl makes a last attempt to reach him, Sam, Legolas, and Gimli are also caught in his snare... and Elrond’s powers are tested to the limit. Book-verse, h/c, and plenty of hobbityness of course .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,587 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
One Hobbit and an Elf by Reason-Flower reviews
Legolas is never mentioned in The Hobbit, but presumably he was there . . . a series of encounters - well, one so far - that he might have had with Bilbo. Meant for idle entertainment only.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Legolas
The Mushroom Song by Kara's Aunty reviews
Pippin sings of his one true love... UK English
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Peregrin T. - Complete
What does it mean, exact change? by highlyillogical reviews
The referenced story is my attempt to further develop a scene between Kirk and Spock in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. Please keep in mind that it is also my attempt at a story with a humourous climax, ie being funny. All comments are welcome.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
If Dr Seuss Wrote For Star Trek TOS by DetectiveMinerva reviews
Ever think about how funny it would be if Dr. Seuss wrote an episode of the Original Series? Well, here you go! Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Three Sheets to the Wind by Lil black dog reviews
Kirk has to complete an alien ritual - with some unexpected and hilarious results.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lost in a Galaxy Far Away by Kyosanim reviews
This story is about what happens when the USS Enterprise ends in a galaxy far away.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2009
Glorfindel of Gondolin by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
While cleaning the library of Imladris, Elrohir makes an interesting discovery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Window to the Soul by bemj11 reviews
They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. Sulu and Chekov's first meeting, at Starfleet Academy. One-shot. Complete.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Trolls by White Wolf1 reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are captured by trolls while crossing their territory, the two friends must use all of the skills, cunning and endurance, not to mention luck, that they possess just to survive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,506 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
The Quest for a Coat by FebruarySong reviews
When Frodo horribly tears his coat, the Fellowship is forced to enter the deep darkness of...the local mall. There they face fangirls, coatracks, and other angsty evils. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Merry and Pippin's Coffee Songs by Atarah Derek reviews
Adapted from the original hobbit drinking songs. Enjoy with a venti java chip frappe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Debts Repaid by Karri reviews
In the aftermath of Helm's Deep, Legolas makes an unexpected discovery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Control Freak by Amrita Glittersong reviews
ObiWan and Anakin get themselves into trouble yet again and make their escape in a speeder. This time, though, ObiWan is at the controls and Anakin begins to think he and his master aren't quite as different in the area of flying as he thought. Nonslash
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Things As They Should Be: A Christmas Story by mbus55 reviews
During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Curse of the Elf and Ranger by Erestor reviews
Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Frosty the Ringwraith and other Christmas songs by Lirenel reviews
All your favorite christmas carols in Lord of the Rings style
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2002
Birds of a Feather by Alinah reviews
An elf, a dwarf and a wellknown predicament – or is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Torrent by Deana reviews
A catastrophic situation in Mirkwood attempts to claim the lives of Legolas, Thranduil, and Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,849 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Beam Me Up, Glorfindel by Zhie reviews
The wayward adventures of Captain Glorfindel and his crew aboard the U.S.S. Elfterprise. Parody, crossover with Star Trek of sorts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Life Force by Ziptango reviews
ObiWan is run through by Darth Maul's blade instead of QuiGon. How is fate altered? How is it the same?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Scouring of the Shire Jingle Bells by Horsesrule reviews
Because the original words of Jingle Bells are just too boring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
The Silliest Silmarillion Parody by Horsesrule reviews
Chaos reigns. Includes exclusive cameo appearances.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005
Against All Odds by Estelle1 reviews
[Complete] When someone from the past came back to seek revenge on Aragorn, will Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas end up paying the ultimate price? Or will the ranger be able to protect his brothers and friend from this madman?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,360 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Frodo Got Ran Over By a Ringwraith by Glorfindel34 reviews
Songfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Frodo B.
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Trapped in an Elevator by Erestor reviews
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Just A Bit of Fun by Budgielover reviews
Merry and Pippin experience a very bad morning in Rivendell, and poor Frodo suffers the consequences.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Real Russians by Andriech reviews
When Kirk and McCoy agree to spend shoreleave with the SuluChekovUhura gang, they find themselves facing something none of them expected. Some descriptions of injuries. Please R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
The Coffee Plot by Erestor reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
The Very Short Version of LOTR by lindorien reviews
This is what REALLY happened...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Elrond, Gandalf
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
Ents of Wrath by bryn bnw reviews
~ COMPLETE ~ Into the depths of Fanghorn we go! Merry and Pippin meet...Treebeard... In which our favorite Elf, Ranger, Dwarf, and Wizard have a time sorting THIS one out, and we discover why Ents are trees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Complete
The Choice by Mish reviews
Frodo knows he cannot willingly give up the Ring, so what must he do to fulfill his Quest?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Frodo B.
A Whale of a Time by Keleka reviews
What happened on earth in STIV: The Voyage Home AFTER Kirk et al. left with the whales?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,446 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/1999
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Galion's Holiday reviews
Galion gets bored with life in the Woodland Realm, and decides to go on a vacation. Only, this is not an ordinary trip, and many strange things will happen on his travels. Coauthored by Pip the Dark Lord of All and Sixty-Four K.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Gandalf, Elvenking Thranduil, Feren, Galion
100 Tolkien Drabbles reviews
I have joined the 100 drabble challenge! These will all take place in Middle-Earth. They may be from The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, or the Silmarillion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015
Galion and the Elk reviews
Galion has always admired Thranduil's elk. He had always wanted to ride it himself. This is the story of what happened when he tried. A anniversary present for the awesome Sixty-Four K.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, OC, Galion - Complete
Pyromania reviews
What if Feanor had the help of a certain little droid when he burned the ships?
Crossover - Star Wars & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2015 - R2-D2, Fëanor
Caroling Aboard the Enterprise reviews
For two years Kirk and McCoy have gone around the Enterprise Christmas caroling. But when they are captured by Klingons on Christmas Eve, it changes things more than they ever expected. First story in the fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
The Fellowship Reads My Fanfiction reviews
Basically, the Fellowship of the Ring (minus Boromir, plus Elrond) discover my fanfiction, with interesting results. Rated K plus for insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The Curse of the Tasty Mushroom reviews
This is a sequel to my story "How Pippin Took Over the World." Gandalf is plotting the Dark Lord Pippin's downfall, and his plan is sure to succeed...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Gandalf, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Glorfindel
Sting's Forgotten Story reviews
What if Balin had been wrong? What if Sting had meant something to a certain Elf of Rivendell?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Elrond, Balin
Jar Jar in Middle-Earth reviews
Jar Jar Binks falls into Middle-Earth and meets various people there...
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Jar Jar B., Elrond, Gollum, Erestor - Complete
Pranks in Rivendell reviews
Pippin is bored in Rivendell. He and Merry do something that gets a little out of hand...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
The Greatest Mary Sue of Them All reviews
This is a random story of a Mary Sue. This is not a serious story. Read at your own risk, there is insanity inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015
The Lord of the Braces reviews
This is a parody of the Lord of the Rings. In which all dentists are evil. If you are a dentist you might not like this. Dentists will be insulted. And probably die. FOTR IS FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 37,483 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Samwise G., Peregrin T.
Of Tribbles in Rivendell reviews
This is a story about what would happen if tribbles got into Rivendell. Chaos and hilarious things will occur... Rated T for tribble-slaying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015
How Pippin Took Over The World reviews
This is the epic tale to go with my username, in which Pippin turns evil and takes over Middle-Earth for unlimited mushrooms. This story is fabulously random, but majestically funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Accio Hermione reviews
Ron wants Hermione to help with his homework, but she is busy and won't help him. Ron comes up with a unique solution to the problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Completely Random One Shots reviews
This is a series of random short stories involving Lord of the Rings. I am not responsible for any insanity this may cause. There will be random appearances from other fandoms as well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015
Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentines reviews
Special for Valentine's Day. Or not. I am still writing these. Random Lotr, Hobbit and Silmarillion Valentine poems.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Gollum
Mirror, Mirror, Dentists vs the Federation reviews
This is a parody of Mirror, Mirror. The Federation makes candy and the Empire is dentists.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock
The Three Stooges in Rivendell reviews
What happens when the stupidest men in Middle-Earth try to get a job in Rivendell? Read and find out... This is based on the Three Stooges from the original Tv show.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir
Smaug the Fierce Dragon reviews
A parody of Puff, the Magic Dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2015
The Virtual Silmaril App reviews
What would happen if the Feanorians had phones? And if there was a Virtual Silmaril App? Don't take this seriously, this is an insane crack!fic, because I have nothing better to do.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2015
Feanor the Slaying Elf reviews
A Feanor version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Fëanor, Teleri - Complete
In Memoriam reviews
A little drabble I wrote in remembrance of Leonard Nimoy. Takes place at the end of The Wrath of Khan.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2015
The Giant Big Fat Spider reviews
A Silmarillion parody of The Isty Bitsy Spider.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2015
Twinkle Twinkle Little Jewels reviews
A Silmarillion parody of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. What the song would sound like if Feanor sang it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Fëanor
Feanor made Three Silmarils reviews
A Silmarillion parody of Mary had a little lamb.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2015
My Favorite Things reviews
A Lord of the Rings parody of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2015
Three White Jewels reviews
A Silmarillion parody of Three Blind Mice.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Morgoth - Complete
Red Bloody Valley reviews
A sadistic Feanor parody of Red River Valley.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/30/2015
I've been working on the Death Star reviews
A Star Wars parody of I've been working on the Railroad.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Darth Vader - Complete
Vader the Sith Lord reviews
A Star Wars parody of Frosty the Snowman.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Darth Vader, Lando C. - Complete
All Around the Galaxy reviews
A Star Wars parody of Pop goes the Weasel.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Darth Vader - Complete
If you're angry and you know it reviews
A Feanor parody of If you're happy and you know it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Fëanor, Fingolfin
I Wish I was in Star Wars reviews
This is a parody of Dixie. It's really funny.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Complete
Take me out to the Teleri reviews
A Silmarillion parody of Take me out to the Ball Game.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Fëanor, Teleri - Complete
Old MacFeanor had Three Jewels reviews
A sadistic parody of Old MacDonald had a Farm.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Fëanor, Fingolfin, Teleri - Complete
Slay! Goes Feanor reviews
A Silmarillion parody of Pop! Goes the Weasel.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Fëanor, Teleri
Slay, slay, slay the Kin reviews
A parody of Row, row, row, your boat.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Fëanor - Complete
Oh my Precioussss One Ring reviews
A Lotr parody of Clementine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Smeagol, Gollum - Complete
Kirk the Starship captain reviews
This is a parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Extreme craziness inside.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Into the Death Star reviews
A Star Wars version of Into the West from Lotr.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
In Dreams Death Star reviews
A Star Wars version of In Dreams from Lotr. I am still laughing...
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Frodo the Jedi-Hobbit reviews
A Lotr/Star Wars parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Yoda, Frodo B. - Complete
Frodo got run over by Darth Vader reviews
A Lotr/Star Wars parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer. This is HILARIOUS!
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Darth Vader, Stormtroopers, Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
O Darth Vader! O Darth Vader! reviews
A Star Wars parody of O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! I think this is my best parody yet. Please review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Han S., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
SauronClaus is coming to town reviews
A Lotr parody of Santa Claus is coming to Town.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014
Nazgul Bells! Nazgul Bells! reviews
A Lotr parody of Jingle Bells.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Nazgul, Wraith - Complete
O Treebeard Ent! O Treebeard Ent! reviews
A Lotr parody of O Christmas tree.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Treebeard - Complete
Spock got run over by a reactor reviews
Star Trek parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer! If you haven't seen the Wrath of Khan this won't make any sense.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Khan S., J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Frosty Gandalf the Snowman reviews
A Lotr parody of Frosty the Snowman.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Gandalf, Hobbit - Complete
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn reviews
A Lotr parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Eowyn, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Fingolfin got run over by a Dark Lord reviews
A Silmarillion parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Fingon, Morgoth, Fingolfin - Complete
Home at Baker Street reviews
A Sherlock Holmes version of Home on the Range.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Gandalf got run over by a Balrog reviews
Lotr parody of "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" Very funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Sauron the Red-Eyed Maia reviews
Basically, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer...only a Sauron version.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Attack of the Vegetables reviews
Before the Battle at the Black Gate...told a little differently.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Aragorn
Home in Mordor reviews
A Lotr version of Home on the Range.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Wraith - Complete
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