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Joined 1998, id: 6327, Profile Updated: 11-16-08
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, Jhonen Vasquez, and Misc. Movies.

Hello, everyone. I can't believe I've been on this site for ten years...October 15th was my ten-year anniversary. For anyone who cares, I'm a schizophrenic former hairdresser (and you think I'm kidding), and I'm really too old to be writing fanfic anymore, but what the hell--it's fun. I live in a big rambling house with my husband, stepkids, and a herd of both cats and flatmates.

Should any of you enjoy my fic, I also direct you to my FictionPress account, which is linked above--I'd love feedback on my original work, too. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my little stories, cracky though most of them may be. I get to play in fanfic in ways I can't with my original stuff, which is WHY so much of my fic is crack; it lets me blow off the crazy side of my creative steam. :)

I'm a notoriously slow updater, but the only fic I've truly abandoned is The Soul Collecter--I wrote myself into a corner than I can't get out of. (I also don't fully plan my fic out in advance, hence the unfortunate length of time between updates--once I run out of pre-conceived plot, I have to wait for the unreliable gods of fanfic to hit me over the head with some sort of inspiration.) I also devote a lot of my time to my original stuff, which doesn't help with my unfortunate fic-slowness, either. But I'll get there in the end for all my stories someday, I promise. :P

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The Q and the Janeway by Give-Me-Your-Coffee reviews
A silly, fluffy story for anyone who every wanted to see Janeway and Q as a couple... Now rated "M" for the naughty bits. You know you want to read it!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,288 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/23/2005 - K. Janeway, Q
Madness by LadyAdarah reviews
completed story currently being edited. will post in full when i've finished editing it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Après Mort, le Deluge by Tindomiel reviews
Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006
The Race of Cain by Kerjen reviews
Someone is killing the Hellguard survivors and Saavik is the latest victim. Now the crew of the Enterprise fights along side of Sarek and Amanda to catch the killer. Novel length story. FINISHED! Thanks for the reviews! Please keep sending them!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 162,311 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Saavik, Spock - Complete
A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Stuck In A Moment by VampedVixen reviews
All time on Earth stops dead as Sylar, Maya and Alejandro come across a totally unexpected problem on their journey to New York City. A response to the writer's strike.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Growing Upside Down by hangingfire reviews
Teenage romance and hormones can be hell, especially when your education has been exceptional in all matters but those of the heart. And when you're Death's granddaughter, it's extra special.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Danny Day Care by Kate McCaye reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Hogswatch Eve by Wally In Aeternum reviews
In which Rincewind gives some valuable shopping advice to his nemesis and Death does a runner.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Songs for the Broken by Leaflette reviews
[AU] After Aragorn suffers an accident with horrendous results, someone must help him gather the strength to go on with his life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Aragorn, Eowyn
Under the Mistletoe by Leaflette reviews
[ONESHOT] A sweet little ficlet written in response to a Christmas fanfic challenge on Elfsheen. AragornEowyn fluff abounds!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Eowyn - Complete
Well met by Candlelight by Mad Possum reviews
One bar, two major characters... Susan and Angua find intelligent conversation in each other in Biers. First Fic, I'm afraid
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi reviews
Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy. Tonks and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Spellwork by littlehound reviews
Tonks is directed to clean and inspect the DADA classroom after Snape's sudden departure. Her expert work has unexpected but happy consequences. Kplus for a bit of language, not much at all. My firstever post.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Eye on the Prize by KT SHY reviews
When Sauron switches bodies with Frodo, it’s an all out race against time (with the Fellowship on his heels) to get the Ring back to Mordor! NEW: Act 16: Leaving Amber-lei and the Crossing to Gondor: In which stuff happens. Oh, so much stuff! Please RnR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,107 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Frodo B., Sauron
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Turn the Page reviews
Hitcher fic, John/Grace. Bizarre as all hell, and will probably visit some unpleasant places and concepts along the way. Rating is for now due to language, but may encompass other things later on.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,757 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
In Dreams reviews
In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
St Wossname's Fire reviews
The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Bad Moon Rising reviews
Nny and Devi have some issues to work out...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Devi D., Johnny C.
Don't Fear the Reaper reviews
A different sort of Lilyfic, dealing with the fateful Halloween night that was to be she and James’s last. Songfic to Blue Oyster Cult’s ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper.’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Insanity reviews
I now present you with the third installment of my already bloated Insanity trilogy, in which I've taken every cliche and horror I could possibly imagine and crammed them into one gigantic mishmash that might, with some imagination, resemble a fanfic. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,305 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2001 - Published: 11/22/2000 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insanity of Hogwarts reviews
The first bit of fan fiction I ever wrote, over six years ago. It's certainly got its problems, but I had a hell of a lot of fun writing it, which I guess is what matters. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,813 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2000 - Complete