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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy X, and Naruto.
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Dreams, Rain, Go Insane by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Take Me Out by abernathys reviews
Rinoa's the new student at school. She befriends a lively girl on her first day and they become best friends. But what happens when Rinoa falls for the stubborn, obnoxious, but coolest guy in school? (UN)OFFICIALLY ENDED. Thanks for all your reviews/love over the years but I can't see how to end this properly without re-doing the entire thing. Much love & thanks to you all!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 68,434 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Rinoa H., Squall L.
You there God? Its Stan and Kyle and We Hate You by Emmie Monster reviews
Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Queen of the Forest by GuardianofWilds reviews
Inuyasha is in turmoil, Kagome despairing over seemingly unrequited love, Kikyo dreading an eternity in hell. What can come of it? Also, since I can't seem to add it on the page after, thanks to Joey for playing beta for me. Chapter 3 will come soon!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Night of the Living Ed by lets play pacman reviews
Ed and Al find a creepy mansion after they get lost. While there, they run into Roy, Riza, and Hughes! After Roy insults him, Ed tries to scare everyone with a ghost story, but will our chibi alchemist's own story get the better of him? CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,218 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Understatement of the Century by Enula reviews
After finding the Philosopher's Stone and getting Al's body back, Ed and Al return home to the Rockbell's. One surprise occurs after another. Hope they didn't expect their lives to become simple. EdWinry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
The Joys of Growing by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Ah, that beautiful step in a young woman's life- NOT! Neither Winry, nor the Elrics have any idea what's going on, and the brothers have to deal with a PMS-ing Winry, who's convinced she's dying of a rare disease. What's a poor mechanic to do? Finished
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Winry R., Edward E.
Field of Innocence by Small Chemist reviews
And suddenly all he knew were Winry’s lips on his, and the soft tufts catching him as he fell into their endless embrace." EdWinry One-shot. Written to "Field of Innocence" by Evanescence
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Apologies by x se reviews
Sesshoumaru has someone to show to his brother and something to say as well. SR (One-Shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Final Fantasy X The Big Parody by Amanda dragon reviews
A parody of the whole game! What happens if Tidus is as thick as mince and cries all the time? What also happens if the stage manager is confuzzled? DISASTER! And the other characters? Just wait and see... on hold till october
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
Kagome's Choice by c-dog reviews
How will Inuyasha react to Kagome's new look? Is she really a hanyou, or something more? (InuKag with lots of fluff) R and R Please!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,909 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Sesshomaru's Decision by Exzen reviews
PG-13 to be safe... Sesshomaru & co. are traveling, when Rin gets kidnapped. Will Sesshomaru accept help from Inuyasha, or save her alone?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Little Rin Riding Hood by Hika-chan1 reviews
*CHAP 1 UP* Girl get's killed by wolves, girl is ressurected and adopoted by powerful inu-youkai, years later girl meets wolf-youkai again, girl Screams. A story of Rin and Kouga
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003
If You Need Her by Scribe Figaro reviews
What if you had a second chance at life? What if you could carry only a single name from your own grave? A determined Miroku searches for Sango, his only link to the life he once had. COMPLETED!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,018 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
The Sesshoumaru And Rin Show!! by Mei Aurora Darkling reviews
It's back! I had to upload it all again. . . :b But it's all here plus one! The IY cast reveals all those little secrets on near-live TV! With your hosts--Sesshoumaru and Rin!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2002
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gai senai is dead o nooooo! reviews
This is an intentional badfic, and anyone who takes it srzli will be duly giggled at. You have been warned P:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Shino A., Lee R. - Complete
Whats with that? reviews
WARNING: this makes no sense at all. At. All. Rated for language and Tidus with his head on fire.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004
The Chronicles of Luperman reviews
The adventures of LUPERMAN! He FLIES! He HOWLS! HE.. this story is freaking retarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Remus L. - Complete