Author has written 17 stories for Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Gravity Falls, Undertale, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, American Dragon: Jake Long, and Ghost Hunt.
Other multimedia sites were I get my fangirling on (I haven't figured out how to use the links yet):
I actually have one story on my AO3 account that isn't on fanfiction. And I have (terrible) art to go with it on Deviant Art.
For all the guests who want to get a hold of me, but for some unfathomable reason do not want to get a profile, you can e-mail me: firstname.lastname@example.org
CREATOR OF THE SECRET QUARTET AU ON TUMBLR
For those of you that do not know, it's just Danny Fenton, Randy Cunningham, Jake Long and Adrien Agreste.
Cartoons are my forte. Which ones? Quite a few. Three are tied for first place, and they go amazingly well with each other. Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, and American Dragon Jake Long. There's a ton more I could mention, but let's just say I really, really, really like superheroes. And ghosts, or anything paranormal. Plus dragons. I like dragons.
Warning: My updates for all stories are extremely sporadic. I'm not a fan of deadlines or schedules or organizing.
I can't write romance, but I am good at writing sass and backtalk. I can't really gauge how well I write plots or action though...Also, I am obsessed with proper grammar. I self-beta my own stories. If something turns out wrong, point it out. I try not to read stories that don't have proper grammar. Seriously!! Have your English teacher go over the thing if you're not good with grammar. Why embarrass yourself with grammar skills of a drunken monkey!!!
I try to write stories that are funny and light-hearted. While I do like the occasional angst, there's just something about a funny story that just makes your day.
SO!! I've recently discovered a new fandom I fell in love with. Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons. Not the best name for a fandom in my opinion, I personally like calling The Big Four. What is it? Well for those out there that don't know about this fandom, I'll tell you. Four-way crossover with Rise of the Guardians, Brave, Tangled, and How to Train Your Dragon. Wait! Before you say what a ridiculous idea you think it is, give it a try. It's one of the BEST fandoms out there. Some good fics to read? The Perfect Team by Skyeblueme3, Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons by katherined, and The Big Four: Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons by ROTBTD. I'm sure that there are even more stories, but those are the ones I've completely read at least. They also have The Big Four Hogwarts AUs. Now, before you go all willy nilly and say what a dumb idea that is, read The Big Four and the Wizarding School by Floranagirl. It 'll prove the awesomeness that is this fandom and the AUs that go with it.
Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, American Dragon Jake Long, How to Train Your Dragon, Brave 2012, Tangled, Rise of the Guardians, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Ghost Hunt, Code Lyoko, Dead or Alive, Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Iron Man Armored Adventures, Sword Art Online, Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Powerpuff Girls, Kim Possible, CSI: Miami, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Psych, Avatar the Last Airbender, Supernatural, Teen Titans, Star Vs. the Forces of Evil, Warriors, Inheritance Cycle, Black Butler, Blue Exorcist, Leverage, Burn Notice, H2O, Mako Mermaids, House M.D., Totally Spies, Castle, Miraculous Ladybug, Gravity Falls, Coraline, ParaNorman, *sighs* ANYTHING Disney or Pixar and most Dreamworks, Zootopia (this deserves its own category), Undetale, Voltron: Legendary Defenders, Max Steel, Sofia the First, Slugterra, Hot Wheel Battle Force Five...I give the fuck up listing these stupid shows my gosh
A Different Kind of Half-Blood
- Danny Phantom and Percy Jackson Crossover
Summary - Danny was having a bad day, and that was before he fell into the middle of an open aired pavilion full of armored kids eating dinner. Percy wasn't having the best day when a kid fell out of the sky and landed in his dinner. Not the best way to meet.
Published chapters - 16
Status: Work in progress
- Multiple Danny Phantom crossover [Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, American Dragon Jake Long, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter]
Summary - Danny was going to strangle a certain ghost. Not only did they trap him in the Ghost Zone with twelve strangers (three who sound British), but they're making them all go through their worst nightmares! Can Danny survive with his secret intact? Though these strangers do seem to have secrets of their own...
Published chapters - 10
Status: Work in progress
In the Book- Story [Nomicon, First Ninja, Messenger]
Summary - We all know what Howard and Randy think about the Nomicon. But what exactly does the Nomicon think of Randy and Howard? Join the First Ninja and Nomicon, and the occasional Messenger, behind the scenes as they watch and train Randy. Just what does the Nomicon do in his free time?
Published chapters - 7
Status: Work in progress
Ninjavember 2015 - Story [Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja]
Summary - One shots for the month of Ninjavemeber. Just a little bit of anything and everything.
Published chapters - 23
Bringing Up Undertale - Story [Undertale]
Summary - The Undertale cast is being introduced to their fandom! With their host QueenofHearts7378, they'll be going over AUs, shippings, headcanons and more. Plus answering the fans' questions. This...probably won't end well. Not well AT ALL.
Published chapters - 9
Status: Work in progress
Not True, Yes it is! - "So what are they trying to prove?" , "With them? Who knows." , "Well whatever they're doing, someone will probably have to go get the nurse."
I Knew That - "You Daniel... are adopted." "Duh, I knew that." "You-you knew?" Great, now Vlad's plans were in the toilet.
Collisions, They Hurt - So do flying into invisible, glowing boys.
Birthday - He got everything he wanted for his 16th birthday, and more.
Americans - Naru is stumped on a case, so he calls Madoka. And she knows just who to send to help him: her visiting cousins! Too bad they're a couple of wacky American teenagers.
Questioning Sanity - (Two-shot now) I'm not crazy. Am I? I don't know anymore. I saw him. I saw the ring of moonlight. I saw him turn into Phantom and back again. But then I saw him WITH Phantom, fighting some ghosts. So am I crazy? I just might be. Or am I? I don't know anymore. I really just...don't...know...
Dramatically Overreacting - What does an unusually quiet hallway, a strangely coordinated freshmen, eavesdropping students, a human shield, an angry Nomi, chickens, devils, and a frustrated Howard all have in common? An overdramatic Randy Cunningham.
Lessons - Ever since that night at Northwest Mansion, Dipper Pines taught Pacifica something new every year.
Copy and Pastes
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
I didn't write it, but when I saw it on somebody else's profile, it touched my heart, so I had to repost. I hope you can repost as well.
I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, Unknown by You, QueenofHearts7378,
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',MyHeroRaven Devilchild93, Nerowolfe,dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, QueenofHearts7378,
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, QueenofHearts7378,
Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
I am that girl that you can find in almost any type of store. I am that girl that you can find yelling at her parents. I am that girl that ignores her parents sometimes by listening to her iPod. I am that girl that will where knee socks with shorts when she is skating. I am the odd ball girl.I am the girl at school that's not as popular as the next. I am the girl they call a nerd because I like to read and write. I am the girl that has popular friends of all ages. I am the girl that is obsessed over Danny Phantom. I am the girl that is not scared to try new things. I am a music lover. I am fatherless. I am proud of myself for who I am. I am probably delusional. If you are any of these things and proud of it, put this message on your page.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
53 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
51. Walk around his mansion, and when ever you see him, a ghost, and or a(n) security camera, fling your hands above your head, screaming on top of your lungs "I'M GOING GHOST" then point at him call him a fruitloop and runaway.
52. Walk around his mansion singing very loudly and badly,
a.) California Girls by Katy Perry b.)Barbie Girl c.) The Danny Phantom Them Song
53. Suck him up in the Fenton thermos then scream into it, "LET DANNY GO!!!!" and start shaking it really hard, and keep screaming "LET DANNY GO!!!!" over and over.
53 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM
1. Put his hair out.
51. Call him then start asking him why he called you and who he is.
52. Constantly mock him about being a fruitloop and call him Vlad, then run away before he shoots a ecto-beam at you.
53.Ask him if he wants any fried pickles.
7 Ways to annoy Danny Phantom/Fenton
1. Call him a mini fruitloop. 2. Constantly ask him to shoot ice out of his eyes. 3. Act like Vlad. 4. Make a fire and make him put it out about, say, 20 TIMES! 5. Ask him what he was thinking when he stepped into the portal to remove his ghost powers. 6. SHARPIE OUT THE EMBLEM!! 7. Bring in Edna Mode during Identity Crisis, "I REPEAT! NO CAPES!!!!"
A white man said "colored people are not allowed here".
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, QueenofHearts7378,
NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!
No stupid questions
Mr. Lancer: Now before I continue are there any questions? And remember, there are no stupid questions!
Danny: If the police caught a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
Sam: What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Tucker: Is there another word for synonym?
Dash: What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Paulina: Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Kwan: If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
Star: Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Valerie: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST!!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 () It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 () You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it...
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow(sometimes)
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)
31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day.
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong.
40 () You have drawn a deformed heart.
Yeah, I'm accident prone and have a memory that can rival Dory's.
Random Quiz! :
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"string of web and dropped down on it." - (Cirque de Freak)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Computer and sketchbook
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja (A show of pure AWESOMENESS. Like seriously, they manufacture awesome)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The chitter chatter of my classmates talking and the voices in my head.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning. I was walking to school after basketball practice.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Pop Danthology videos on YouTube
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
No. I rarely dream.
11. When did you last laugh?
A few seconds ago, reading the answers of the last person who took this quiz.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Many, many things. Too many to list.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Hmm... depends on your definition of "weird", but yes many weird things.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
In the theater or at home? Home: "Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension" Theater: "Home"
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Books and a maid. Then college, a house for my family, and college for my siblings.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am seriously empathetic. I can tell what people are feeling from across the room. It's really weird. And I have a bit of a sixth sense.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would knock some common sense into people.
19. Do you like to dance?
When no one is looking, sure.
20. George Bush
He was a president, right?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Danny (Daniel) [Unless it's twins. Then it's Oliver and Eugene]
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Oh, HECK YEAH!!!!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"About time you got here. It was boring."
- Pick your birth month.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations Hardworking. No difficulties in studying Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with.
WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!!"
Highlight what your mother taught you.
My Mother taught me:
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning the house!"
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't sort yourself out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week"
My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when we get home!"
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Oh, jeez... I had to highlight all of them. Thanks mom.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
Yeah, I might have been two at the time, but I grew up late. My parents always said I was born in the wrong time.
5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN.
This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
Means something and you need to be worried.
This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.
A woman's way of saying screw you.
She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
BONUS WORD-WOW!: This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid.
Wake up in the middle of the night to pee: Avoid all mirrors.
Airplane engine makes a sudden noise: We're going down!!
Hear thumps while in shower: I told mom to lock the doors.
Turns off all lights before going to bed: Crap!! Dive for the bed!! They're after me!!
Elevator door doesn't immediately open: *Bleep* I'm gonna die. It's going to fall.
Realize it's too quite, where's everyone?: Ghosts!! I knew it!!!
Things you must try on an elevator.
-Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
-Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
-Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in honor: "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
-Say DING at each floor.
-Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce that this is your personal space.
-When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
-Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
-Call out a group hug then enforce it.
When you're home alone & someone knocks on your door:
10% say 'Who is it?'
64% look through the peep hole.
25% Open the door.
1% Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder.
So which one are you? Defiantly the 1%. Every time. And I have the perfect spot for hiding.
You have a short temper.
You are physically strong.
You have a free spirit.
You spend most of your time alone.
You are very polite.
Darkness and air...OK. As you can see, I'm a very complicated person.
The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Better than drugs or alcohol! ;D)
11. You check your profile every ten minutes.
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.
1. You repost this onto your profile! :)
female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
Woman: If your parents hadn't met I wouldn't be wasting my time
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Dude, what else is there?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Captain Obvious Strikes Again!)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a can of bug spray:
“Harmful to bees”.
(What did you think they would be harmful to?)
On a life-saving device:
On a TV remote control:
A New Zealand insect spray
A Television Owner’s Manual
A VCR box says
A can of self-defense pepper spray
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard
A cartridge for a laser printer
A computer mouse
A container of underarm deodorant
A dishwasher carries this warning
A popular manufactured fireplace log
A rubber ball toy
A sharpening stone
A baby stroller
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists
An electric router made for carpenters
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter
A rock garden
A Fruit Roll-Up snack