Author has written 8 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Inheritance Cycle, Civilization Series, Star Wars, Mass Effect, and Halo.
"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This here is sixty-six tons of straight up, H-E spewing DI-VINE INTERVENTION! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!" -Sgt. Avery Johnson, Halo 2
"And on the eighth day God created the Marines." -Marine Corps bumper sticker
Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.
Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
Shawn: Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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