Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Village, and Lost.
Hello my fellow groovilly people.
WHAT I LIKE:
Family n stuff!!
Bacardi breezers, nummy
Faceparty.com cos i can talk to my buddies X-D!!!
Movies! (sooo many)
My songs, they are all mad.
WHAT I HATE:
Snobby people, they suck big time
Popularity dammit, the fools the FOOLS!
My garden shed...scary i say.
THE BEST QUOTES I EVER QUOTED/MY FRIENDS QUOTED.
'Quiet, you son of a fool!' HOLLY, TO ME.
'Its not my fault, you LED me to a life of crime.' ME TO THEE FOLLOWING THE PEN-SWAPPING DRAMA LESSON
'Can I see your photo, Izzi?'
'Noooooo! I look like a pumpkin wearing a wig...'
CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND HOLLY.
'We were playing tumbles, yeah, and my gran chose Mother Theresa.'
'Alice, what's tumbles?'
'It's the game where you choose who dies first in the French revolutiony thing! The guillotine!'
'Why did your gran choose mother Theresa?'
'Because she has a bad dress sense according to my gran.'
CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND ALICE.
'How'd your fairy cakes go?'
'Terrible. I put the icing sugar in instead of flour...and then I forgot the caster sugar...and THEN I made the buttercream wrong! And they exploded!'
WHEN I WAZ TALKIN 2 ALI M. AFTER HER FOODTECH CLASS.
'Hamish are you a girl?'
HOLLY TO HAMISH, GUY IN OUR CLASS.
'Your kitten is eating my hair.'
'Mr Dunne, Thee is scaring me by saying she's going to blow up the planet. May I please move seats?'
SCIENCE CLASS (I WAS JOKING.)
'Oh! Oh! I know! Let's write a song about your chicken! The one called Fish!'
ME TO THEE. THIS TURNED INTO A TRULY AMAZING SONG.
'Are you in the Mafia?'
HOLLY TO THE DEPUTY HEAD.
'I will stop embarrasing Tom with photos from the Snowdonia trip.
MR P, ENGLISH TEACHER. HE THEN TURNS ROUND THE LAPTOP WITH A BIG PICTURE OF TOM WHEN HE WAS HALF ASLEEP UP THE MOUNTAIN GOING 'Wuh?'
'Holly, just cos we're sitting on a double decker doesn't mean the driver can't see us.'
'Cos whenever you put your feet up on that little window he looks up really worried. Maybe it's a camera?'
HOLLY N ALICE ON THE BUS
'Alice, may I see your homework diary please'?
MISS BLACK FLICKS THROUGH TO FIND SCARY PENCIL DRAWINGS OF LITTLE STICK MEN.
'Who drew these?'
'Your little brother? How old is he?'
HOMEWORK DIARY INSPECTION.
'Hey mister bus driver. Is your name Bob?'
'What is your name?'
'(now very scared) Why?'
'I am curious.'
HOLLY TO THE BUS DRIVER.
Lots can't be bothered now. POTC...Moulin rouge...50 first dates blah blah
Again loads. Johnny depp... Nicole Kidman...blah blah blah.
Well anything else... I hate bush. Erm...and...i write parodies. Anyweys, farewell.